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7694186 No.7694186[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

ITT we make fun of brainlets
>be me at university
>talk to 90 IQ brainlet
>mfw he doesn't even know calculus
Feels good to be 105 IQ smart master race.

Share you're stories, fellow high IQ bros.

>> No.7694228

>>7694186
>Be me probably about a year ago
>Stumble upon a video on youtube of a Mensa reunion party or some shit
>After a few minute camera goes to two siblings, a boy and a girl, that start telling their sob story about how sad and "excluded" they feel because people at school are not as smart as they are and they get misunderstood and ignored by the "stupid" majority of kids.
>Cameraman ask the kids "What can you do that other kids your age can't?" - They were 8 year olds.
>As they start thinking I imagine they are going to say they are already studying integral calculus or some actually impressive shit like that.
>"WE CAN RECITE PI UP TO 30 DIGITS!"
>3... 1... 4...

ffs the IQ meme is so fucking retarded. These kids are fucking retarded. Everyone else in that video were fucking retarded because everyone wanted to tell the sob story of
>Muh high IQ makes me feel excluded
>Not many friends because of Muh high IQ
>I'm depressed but at least I got Muh high IQ

Seriously, a bunch of manchild scum there.

And believe me, if those kids did say something "We can do Integral calculus and we are only eight!" then I would actually think high IQ correlates with intelligence but as it stands, "good memory" is useless.

And yes, this is coming from a 130 IQ individual (as shown by some retarded IQ test people tend to post on /sci/.

IQ MEANS NOTHING.
People who brag about IQ are retards who have nothing else to show for themselves.

>> No.7694234

>>7694186
> go to /sci/
> see undergraduate post bragging about their >100 IQ
>mfw I'm about to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity while fapping over anal teen porn.

Feels good to be at the top of the brain chain.

>> No.7694244

>>7694234
>top of the brain chain
>working in physics problem

>Not realizing that everything you do in physics is just a "special case" in various theorems in mathematics

>Not realizing that from the perspective of a mathematician. (Who writes papers about how "For all n...") a physicist is just a monkey that takes a random theorem and replaces N=3 for 3 dimensions and just publishes that like it is some amazing discovery.

Want to truly be at the top of the brain chain? Stop working on pity special cases (2 dimensions and 3 dimensions) and start working on the general case for N dimensions in the only god tier field: Pure Mathematics.

>> No.7694246

>>7694186

Wow only 3 posts before this IQ thread became a dick-waving contest between math and physics.

/sci/ just gets better every day.

>> No.7694249

>>7694234
>Thinks he's at the top
>Doesn't do pure mathematics

How embarrassing

>> No.7694275

>>7694186
There's just so much shitposting in this thread after only 4 comments that I'm actually impressed.

>> No.7694282

>>7694275
You underestimate our shitposting?

>> No.7694283

>>7694249
What's the point of math without application?

Furthermore, why not do something you want to do? What if anon likes physics?

>> No.7694284

>>7694228
this

>> No.7694288

>>7694283
>What's the point without application?
>Why not do something you enjoy?

Oh my math you brainlets are funny! Hahahaha

>> No.7694292

>>7694282
This is just extraordinary, even for /sci/. This is like mensa for shitposters.

>> No.7694404

>>7694186
Always have my self a giggle when I wander into this bell graph.

The peoples self reportin bell graph would be two deviations right!

I wonder how many self reports are divisible by 5, 75%?

>> No.7694413

Doesnt IQ measure how fast you can absorb abstract concepts, not how well you can figure them out otherwise? I'm sure plenty of people could score highly on the test if they were given thirty more minutes.

>> No.7694416

>>7694413
What's the difference between absorbing an abstract concept and figuring one out?

>> No.7694422
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7694422

>be me 160+ IQ
>watching tv
>change channel
>battery on the remote is empty
>get mom to change the battery cause I can´t
>later go outside
>get mom to tie my shoes because I can´t
>mfw IQ doesn´t mean anything
>mfw IQ is something autistic people use to feel better about themselfs

>> No.7694424

>>7694416
Just let the brainlet be anon, he needs to tell himself these things to feel good about himself.

>> No.7694434

>>7694228
This, 142 here. I'm a lazy fuck and a living proof that IQ doesn't mean shit.

>> No.7694444
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7694444

>>7694434
>tfw smart but lazy

>> No.7694446

>>7694434
unintentional trolling
you must be smart

>> No.7694461

>>7694244
>Not realizing that math is actually easy as shit because it doesn't have to apply to the real world and is just a tool for others to use
Oh, you pseudo-intellectual math brainlets so cute.

>> No.7694463

>>7694461
>Not realizing that math is the key to transcending this mortal plane of plebs and becoming a god

>> No.7694466

>>7694186
You have issues.
I get the "manlet" threads. Because the creators aren't intelligent to begin with. But I would expect more from you.

>> No.7694468

>>7694463
I didn't realize that autism made you a god.

>> No.7694473

>>7694434
It means something. One thing it doesn't mean though is that you won't be a lazy fuck.

>> No.7694474

>>7694446
Intelligence =/= smartness

>> No.7694508

>>7694416
The difference is part of this evaluation is about speed. IQ tests are timed, so part of it doesn't have much to do with actually figuring it out in the end, just in the allotted time frame. Regardless if you could figure it would with a few more minutes, it counts against you.

>>7694424
I've never taken an administered IQ test. I'm just skeptical.

>> No.7694509

>>7694508
>would
out*

>> No.7694513

>>7694186
Literally everybody knows that IQ doesn't mean shit. Even if you're doing something that having a high IQ is helpful for, once you get above a 130 or so it stops mattering very much.

>> No.7694550

I wonder if most of the "people" in this thread could pass a turing test. I'm genuinely curious as to how a group of people can keep rehashing the same trite arguments that they read in a Gladwell book, or bringing up the same childhood anecdotes about "muh IQ".

I feel like I'm in a twilight zone episode, or there's a disgruntled Russian developer who's really good at whipping up convolutional neural networks and decided to test his algos on IQ threads on /sci/.

>> No.7694557

>>7694228
low IQ tard detected

>> No.7694735

>>7694474
I know that. Plus that's irrelevant to my joke.

In that post, I used smart as a synonym to intelligent.

You would have assumed so if you werent autistic, so I dont blame you

>> No.7694748

>>7694550
I often wonder the same thing. I presume however that nobody with the ability to run several bots capable of passing CAPTCHAs would waste them here... I can imagine whipping up a script to post automatically and solving the CAPTCHAs, but I can't imagine anyone actually doing so just to mess with a few fools on 4chan.

>> No.7694765

>>7694550
>>7694748
This would actually not be artificial intelligence but artificially stupidity. Writing a bot that pretends to be retarded.

>> No.7694836

>>7694228
>be me at 11
>cousin asks psychologist to iq test me
>psychologist show score and say, "You did good."
>parents reassured child be doctor or lawyer
>move on with life
>HS feel like everyone trolling--pretending to be happy about simple accomplishments
>decide HS stupid and ditch to read cheap fictions at bookstore
>parents freak and demand explanation
>"I h8 skool and I ain't going college," reply edgy af
>ghetto counselors don't care
>barely graduate
>end up at state college to appease family
>discover weed and alcohol
>classmate mentions some porn star be mensa
>google porn star
>mfw no one was trolling

Test kids and move them along accordingly, or they will lose interest in everything.

>> No.7694838

>>7694186
>IQ123
>dont know how to green text
>im a robot

>> No.7694876
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>>7694283
>whats the point of math without application
>STEMfags have become so obsessed with practicality that math is now a waste of time