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What's more beautiful: Math or pic related?

>> No.7677482

>>7677477
im a math professor emeritus from MIT and i can confirm that pic related is more beautiful

>> No.7677483

>>7677477
Math.

>> No.7677495

>>7677477
Math.

>>7677482
Pleb

>> No.7677499

>>7677482
A professor that doesn't capitalize the first word or put a period at the end? I doubt it.

>> No.7677500
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7677500

Her body is biology, so by hierarchy it is a special case of applied applied applied math.

>> No.7677503

>>7677499
They did a lot more wrong than that.

>> No.7677505

>>7677499
kek, you've clearly never emailed a professor

>> No.7677508

>>7677505
What do you guys do during your office hours when no students are there? Watch movies on your computer?

>> No.7677511

>>7677508
Yes we spend 100% of our time either actively teaching students or goofing off. There's nothing else to do as a professor.

>> No.7677512

>>7677508
we masturbate to the hottest bimbo in class

>> No.7677513

>>7677511
Give it up. We all know you hibernate under the school during summer vacation.

>> No.7677523

>>7677508

let me direct you to
>>7677512

I actively fail the hottest girls in class. get all dramatic by writing a low test average on the board, and casually remind everyone office hours are available. I've caught a couple cuties who have fucked me in my office for an A.

>> No.7677528

>le math is beautiful meme

>> No.7677533

>>7677523
How do they go about offering you sex for the grade? Can you describe the whole occurrence in detail?

>> No.7677549

>>7677533
He can't because it never happened.

>> No.7677552

>>7677533
watch any film by "naughty america", that's usually precisely how it plays out. dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

>> No.7677623

>>7677477
>not even Asian
Math

>> No.7677638

>>7677477
>[math]\int_{Flacid}^{Orgasm} Pussy \; d{Dick}[/math]

>> No.7677652
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7677652

>>7677477
name? does she do porn n shit?

>> No.7677676

>>7677528
this

fuck off back to reddit fags

>> No.7677682
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7677682

>>7677652
What would you do in this situation

>> No.7677690

>>7677676
>Le reddit meme

No anon you fuck off

>> No.7677694

>>7677638
Jej

>> No.7677698

>>7677682
kill both ramirez's - just open the airlock and toss the inside one out without letting the already outside one in

>> No.7677699

>>7677698
But you will get charged for at least one murder unless they are both alien ramirez

>> No.7677710

>>7677477
protip: she is math

>> No.7677711

>>7677682
Say "ayy lmao" and the one that responds is either an alien or a memester

either way I kill it

>> No.7677712

>>7677500
>1 meter diameter - Human
this must be a chart for americans

>> No.7677732
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>>7677483
>>7677495

Fags

>> No.7677756

>>7677638
>tfw [math] = 0[/math]

>> No.7677763
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7677763

>>7677477
Math.

>> No.7677771

>>7677638
>baby... i'll integrate your pussy with great respect for my dick from flaccid to orgasm

>> No.7677772

>>7677732
>chase skirt
>win nobel prize
>play bongo drums
feynman is the ultimate player.

>> No.7677776

Anyone who thinks math is beautiful hasn't cracked open a theoretical PDE book.

>> No.7677779

>>7677756
Are we solving for gf here?

>> No.7677792

>>7677732
Hip size and shape is a bit large for my taste, along with overall proportions, but what really puts me off is the general vibe about her. Partly I'm associating it with women I've known, part of it is the base sense that you don't really like the looks of someone.

Don't even like math much.

>> No.7677793

>>7677763
>Liz nasty ass Vicious

My response exactly.

>> No.7677796

>>7677763
Finish chapter. Then bone her till the sun rises.

>> No.7677797

>>7677712
Lmao
Seen this chart so many times and didn't notice that.

Its crazy to think we are closer in size to fundamental particles than the largest structures in the universe, though.

>> No.7677803

>>7677779
Surface area of her pussy; duh.

>> No.7677822

>>7677483
>>7677495

Why?

Math gives you the opportunity to learn and understand and verify your knowledge.

>> No.7677829

>>7677822
I answered this above.
>>7677792

>> No.7678255

>>7677699
>space laws
baka

>> No.7678262

>>7677477
I don't like her look. She's doing it for the money.

>> No.7678366
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7678366

I'd go with Math, but it's kinda of not comparable. Basic needs like wanting to eat, sleep and have sex are sort of orthogonal to cultivated passions.
Is the girl in the the webm really beautiful or is it just that you feel yourself get a hardon from spotting fertility via youthful skin and perky bouncing tits?
I'd could imagine if you ask a young Bob Dylan to either lose his ability to get off of girls or lose the ability to hear and write songs, he'd go with dropping sex. Who are you, and where can you go, if you lose this thing that makes the core path of your life. Or could he imagine to start over in a completely new direction? I may get a few beer with friends at night, knowing it'll help get more talkative with chicks, who have what I need, but when I'm drunk on the dancefloor, watch the scene, I mostly start thinking of math - say because the emerging dance formation of the group naturally opens up questions in the realm of Ramsey theory.
I'd rather never never bang a woman again than not be able to do and read math, because the former is something you repeatedly crave and lose when you come, the second one is something that build on itself and the satisfaction is lasting - not returning like bodily urges.

>> No.7678455

>>7677477
Christ she was born to be BLACKED

>> No.7678474

I dont know why, but I find the Fundemental theorem of arithmetic to be really fucking sexy.

Move over tile fucker, unique prime factorization is my fetish.

>> No.7678582

>>7677638
Well done.

>> No.7678631

>>7678366
THIS.

>> No.7678714

>>7677500
>Her body is biology
Her body is aesthetics -> art - > the humanities -> humus -> shit

>> No.7678767

>>7677477
Math makes sense. Women don't.

>> No.7678774

>>7677477
i can't get over how hot this bitch is... jesus lawd

>> No.7678942

She's cute but she ain't no triple integral

>> No.7679125

>>7678942
I'd like to "triple into grill" if you know what I mean.

>> No.7679222

>>7677776
Everyone knows that when people talk about the beauty of mathematics they are talking about discrete math.

>> No.7679272

>>7677712

Except the line marking humans is actually slightly above the 1 meter mark.

>> No.7679292

I'd quit maths for her tbqh family.

>> No.7679294

>>7677477
Doing math while your dick is in your pic related obv.

>> No.7679349

Who is this semen demon?

>> No.7679362

>>7679349
jessica davies, some glam qt.

>> No.7679585

>>7677477
hips are too long for my taste

>> No.7679646

>>7677477
Math gets you both

>> No.7679652

One appeals to my emotional side and the other appeals to my rational side.

>> No.7679665

>>7679652
I guess you're implying math doesn't appeal to the emotional side? In any case it creates emotion when it appeals to you.

>> No.7679668

>>7677712
>>1 meter diameter - Human
>this must be a chart for americans
The scale goes from 1 to 10^27 you shouldn't be surprised that the human mark is close to 1m.

>> No.7679941

>>7678366
But Emma stone looks really qt in that pic

>> No.7679955
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7679955

>>7679941
I did my best to avoid any frogface pics.
The fact that OPs webm is an almost perfectly proportionate female, or rather that we have a notion of what good proportions ought to be, just undermines how this beauty is just some evolutionary preference.
If instead of child bearing hips you post anything hot-because-childlike and in need to protect, then it's the same trick.
It's a different kind of beauty than, say, the comfy feel and satisfaction you get when you realize some structure really forms a vector space with a countable basis.
Then again, maybe much of math-beauty is evolutionary in that also merely some receptors are triggered, like how we like many jokes somehow because we crave surprise and twists - a biological urge.
I've never read Schoppenhauer or any of the academic theories of ascetics proper, so I take my own reductionist perspective with a grain of salt.

>> No.7679981

Source? Please?

>> No.7680101

>>7677477
She's really hot. Still gotta go with maths.

Not because of "maths is beautiful" meme, but because even if I had her, I'd still spend more time with maths.

>> No.7680110

>>7680101
She has "I'm going to hurt you, and I don't care" eyes. It's that awful bridge between neediness and numb selfishness.

You would be fighting with her all the time, on at least some level. That alone takes even temporary attraction of the table. That, and she'll likely get "big" when she's older, because she won't take care of herself worth a damn. She'll pass on the same awful habits to your children.

>> No.7680663
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7680663

Math. Most women look like this.
<<<-----

>> No.7680700

>>7677523
Things that didn't happen: the post.

>> No.7680774

>>7680663
So true

>> No.7680783

>>7680774
for usa. (:

>> No.7680816

>>7677477
BOTH

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>>7677500
>social science
pfff

>> No.7681203

Math is insane and completely obsurd, not necessarily beautiful. That said, it can be.

That makes OP's question irrelevant.

>> No.7681262

>>7677638
[math]\int_{Flacid}^{Orgasm} Pussy\,dDick[/math]

[math]= PussyDick \Big|_{Dick = Flacid}^{Dick = Orgasm}[/math]

[math]= PussyOrgasm - PussyFlacid[/math]

[math]= 2Pussy(Orgasm - Flacid) \;\; ???[/math]

>> No.7681272

>>7681262
what's that 2 doing there lol

>> No.7681302

>>7677482
im not a professor and i can confirm that you are a twat and that that is a webm not a pic

>> No.7681308

>>7681262
Bitch forgot the C

>> No.7681312
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>> No.7681327

>>7681312
fuck this gives me a boner. can someone finish it from cell 2 onwards please thanks.

>> No.7681363

>>7681308
There are no constants in sex

>> No.7681431

>>7681363
It's pretty constant that I have none

>> No.7681458

>>7681312

I like how the most complicated calculations are where her panties are

>> No.7681538

>>7681431
Ayyyyyy

>> No.7681626

>>7681431

that's pretty clever actually

>> No.7681642

Only virgins will claim Math is, since they will never be able to get a woman, let alone one like in that webm. They can do all the equations/whatever they want, but they will always fail at multiplying.

>> No.7681742

>>7681272
arbitrary constant retard

>> No.7681751

>>7681642
LMAO

>> No.7681754

>>7677712
>>7677797
can't into logarithm

>> No.7681765

>>7681642
O-oh y-yea well I'm better at math! Ha take that!

>> No.7681812

>>7681742
kek

>> No.7681845

>>7677477

Go ahead and marry her, see which is more beautiful in fifteen years. You'll wake up with your normie wife next to you and children in the next room and sob because your lady could have been Mathematics.

>> No.7681864

>>7681845
Yeah
But then, don't marry anyone and have kids, wake up at seventy to find yourself all alone...
What is preferable?

>> No.7681897

>>7681864
Math will always be beautiful and will always be with me

I'm never alone with math around

>> No.7681919

>>7681642
You're implying this female is desirable or high tier.

The multiplication part was kind of clever though, but individuals don't multiply. You just leave behind half clones with small tweaks here and there. When you die, that's it. You're gone, and it doesn't matter how many children you pump out.

Sorry. That's how it really goes.

>> No.7681929

>>7681642
Married men are pretty good at subtraction too

>> No.7682187

>>7677477
but that's a webm, not a picture

>> No.7682194

>>7677682
>was there a space walk?
no, dont let him in.
Yes, ask the crew
>did he come back in?
No, let him in, kill the one in the ship
yes, then ask the crew to make the decision because you're batshit crazy

>> No.7682202

>>7677477
Can a mathematical formula express her attractiveness?

>> No.7682313

>>7677477
excuse me sir this is a christian image board, why are you polluting it with such debauchery

>> No.7682672

Simple. Which ever one gets you laid is more beautifull. Lets run both tests:

Pic related: Lets have sex.
>no.

Math: heres +$50.00
>5 hours.

Math is more beautiful.
/thread