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7665912 No.7665912 [Reply] [Original]

>oh you're still curious about those bright spots?
>here's a heavily doctored photo
>they're nothing probably ice or salt even though our data proves otherwise what are you a crazy where's your tinfoil hat crazy guy?!? :^)

>> No.7666005

>>7665912
Got tired of making EmDrive threads?

>> No.7666181

>>7665912
NASA has been real silent about it.

>> No.7666195
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7666195

These threads without the source link to the original photo always trigger my autism.

Post sauce or go sudoku, you faget.

>> No.7666241

>>7666195
>original photo
you will find it

>> No.7666332
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7666332

I would never get that hyped over such a blurry pic.

could be anything

>> No.7666460

>>7666181
>scientists not jumping to conclusions and instead taking time to exhaust rational explanations of phenomena
>didn't have a scientific model to explain what's going on the the phenomena was observed
>don't want to misinform public so taking time to develop comprehensive theories before press release

must be aliens

>> No.7666461

>>7666460
*at the time the phenomena was observed

>> No.7666515

>>7666332
Fuck you and fuck your gif.

Genuinely upset.

>> No.7666618

>>7666460
A space probe takes pictures
>well we have many ideas what this could be, but as of now...
>AAALIENS????!?!?
>No no, highly unlikely. We dont even consider it a possibility
>NASA IS HIDING EVIDENCE OF ALIENS HUUURRRURUR LOOK AT THIS YOUTUBE-FILM I MADE!!!
>fine...ok so we included aliens on the list? happy? However, we have tens, if not hundreds of other ideas, all more likely and plausible.
>OMG NASA ALYUMS CONFIRMED BTFO TAKE ME TO YOUR SHIP AND PROBE MEEEEEE!"!#!!!""!!"!"!"
>ffs

>> No.7666625

>>7665912
Sure it's not ice but if you stop kidding yourself for a second, it looks nothing like aliens or anything of the sort. It's not a vague unknown light emitting object either.
its probably just cocaine

>> No.7666646

>>7666625
wonder what would happen if they discovered cocaine in space or on Mars or some shit. Maybe Mark Watney stayed behind for a reason

>> No.7666666
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7666666

>>7666646
ayy lmao

>> No.7666670

>>7666666
Checked
Ayyyy

>> No.7666683

>>7666666
hexa6s confirm cocaine on mars

>> No.7666689

>>7666666
you were just waiting for a chance to use that pic, huh? :p

>> No.7666690

>>7666666
God damn it sci

>> No.7666699

>>7666666
WITNESSED

AYY
LMAO

>> No.7666704

>>7666666
>>7666666
>>7666666
Cocaine confirmed on chairs!

>> No.7666743

>>7666666
checked, satanic sixes

>> No.7666792

>>7666461
>phenomena were
>phenomenon was
pick 1

>> No.7666817

>>7666792
>look mom, I'm arguing semantics

>> No.7666825

>>7666666

Oh god dammit

>> No.7666838

>>7666817
>semantics
>not linguistics
nice try kiddo

>> No.7666874

>>7666838
Someone doesn't know what linguistics is

>> No.7666980
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7666980

>>7666666

>> No.7667100

>>7666666
Ayy lmao

>> No.7667106

>>7666332
this doesn't work as a webm you can just skip ahead

>> No.7667253

>>7666666
AYY

>> No.7667293

>>7666838
seriously? are you bating?

>> No.7667413

>>7666460
All they need to do is fly the probe closer and the answer will be obvious, why have they taken months to do this? They have even gotten close up shots of other parts of ceres, looks to me like they are deliberately avoiding the spots.

>> No.7667417

>>7667413
>literal retards who don't know anything about astrophysics

>> No.7667461

>>7667417
>gives no actual answer
You sure convinced me

>> No.7667472
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7667472

>>7666666

>> No.7667578

Why won't they release the raw photo of this feature where there are raw photos available of the entire surface of Ceres, except this one area?

>> No.7667606

What happened to those anomalous light patterns from that star system? Never heard any conclusion to that either.

>> No.7667698
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7667698

>>7666666

>> No.7667707

>>7666666
DOUBLE SATAN WITNESSED

>> No.7667717

>>7667413
Better be bait, but on the off chance its not, you know what a circle looks like right?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume yes.

Ok, well satellites move in circles.

Planets move in circles.

Things that move in circles can be further or closer, because circles.

Sometimes they are far for a very long time.

You are now less stupid, you're welcome.

>> No.7667721

Wow this sure got derailled. I guess the subject is forbidden.

>> No.7667723

>>7666666
Hey hehe

>> No.7668352

someone explain ammonia-based life forms to me and why they would shine like this

>> No.7668381

>>7667578
>there are raw photos available of the entire surface of Ceres, except this one area

but that's wrong you retard

>> No.7668394
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7668394

>>7666666
A Y Y
Y
Y

>> No.7668411

>>7668381

Prove it.

>> No.7668482
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7668482

>>7668394
flying saucers utilize torsion field physics, using a pressurized magnetic super-fluid compound spinning at an extremely high velocity to use its dense mass to induce a gravitic field around the space craft. Since space is being warped around the craft to negate the effect of gravity, time too is also warped, making time go faster within the field around the craft. That is why they can go so fast and turn at 90 degree angles at break neck speeds without harm to the occupants of the craft.

>> No.7668500

>>7667461
not anon but you've gotta just be pretending to be retarded, right? first off- why the hell would nasa listen to internet people about where to put their probes? they probably want to know what it is as bad as we do, though, which is why the main issue is that it's orbit takes a set amount of time to reach the same place above the astronomical body. you can't get to the same spot again, or to a lower orbit, without spinning all the way around again.

>> No.7668585
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7668585

>>7668482
modern ufos can be spherical

>> No.7668596
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7668596

>>7666666
ayy

>> No.7668598

>>7668411
>make something up
>hurr durr prove me wrong

>> No.7668606
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7668606

>>7668394
>>7668482

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>> No.7668616

>>7666666
Ayy lmao
nice sex breh

>> No.7668666

>>7667461
Go play some kerbal space program

>> No.7668671

>>7668482
Back to reality is the flying saucer actually a good shape for an aircraft? I have been working on flaying saucer shaped drones for a while now, there's something about that shape that calls to me.VTOL and slick aerodynamics all in one package.

>> No.7668790

>>7668671
You can make saucer shaped multirotors easily.

>> No.7668825

>>7668790
uh huh but do they scale up well? I want to move from drones to flying cars one day

>> No.7668968

>>7668671
it's the shape typically chosen to house the torus shaped engine within the craft.

>> No.7669120

>>7668968
do you have any proof of these claims?

>> No.7669187

>>7668666
And don't use the time warp feature

>> No.7669672

>>7666666
Christ

>> No.7669721
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7669721

>listening to joe rogan podcast
>black science man is on
>tells retard rogan how the moon landing wasnt faked with spoon fed step by step facts
>rogans only retort was thats not how he sees it.
>feel neils pain
>friend and i talk about it next day
>"yeah ndt was being a fucking dick to rogan."
>wat
>"yeah you cant just tell people their wrong. hes too blunt. throwing all these "facts". noones going to want to listen to that."
>feel neils pain

>> No.7669799

>>7667717
You do know elliptical orbits are possible, right? You also know what apoapsis is, right?

>> No.7669914
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7669914

>>7666666
Forgot to upload this from about an entire day ago.

>> No.7669955

>>7668394
>muh sports model

>> No.7670413
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7670413

>>7668482
>>7668394
A
Y
Y

L
M
A
O

>> No.7670417

>>7666666
this is beautiful.

>> No.7670516

>>7669799

What is milli-newton engine thrust and a circularized mapping orbit for $400

Dawn will enter its final orbit in a week or so.

>> No.7670521

>>7670516

fo real now?

so we just have to wait to eventually see its just a reflection or maybe ice?

>> No.7670879

>>7666618
You're correct but your post is autistic as fuck

>> No.7670916

>>7670879
That was sort of the point.

>> No.7670947

>>7666666
go away satan

>> No.7671001

>>7666666
ayyliums on Ceres confirmed.

>> No.7671715

After initial excitement from NASA, there is clearly an attempt to downplay the spots. They are now referred to as "Spot 5" implying that the feature is one of several identicat features. This is clearly disingenuous.

>> No.7673480

>>7666666
Alium confirmed

>> No.7673486

>>7666666
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