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How can I teach my computer that it is a computer?

>> No.7631214
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>On Windows 7, go to Control Panel, click "System".
>Click on "Change Settings" (you will need administrator permissions for that)
>On "Computer Name", click "Change".
>Write on the name field "a computer"
>Select "OK" You will have to restart the computer in order to apply the changes.

I hope this information is helpful.

>> No.7631220

>>7631214
That is just the label. My computer can't read English. I would like to teach my computer what it is.

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>>7631220
>On Windows 7, go to Control Panel, click "Region and Language".
>Click on "Format", then choose "English (United States)"
>Select "OK"

I hope this information is helpful.

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>> No.7631231

@echo off
echo I'm a computer!
pause 8

>> No.7631234

>>7631214
>>7631223
fucking kek

>> No.7631239
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>>7631223
It is already set to English. And it doesn't understand it. It doesn't have to be a computer, it could be a camera with memory and processor. Ideally, I would want to teach this to the smallest simplest device instead. Do I have to teach it Physics aswell or just the logical points for its operation?

>> No.7631248

>>7631239
Come on, just learn how a computer works and ponder it again.

>> No.7631251

>>7631248
I think I don't have to teach it Physics. I just have to give its logical structure, and the abstract concept of a computer. What is the abstract concept of a computer then? Do you know?

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>>7631251
memes of course!

>> No.7631271

>>7631261
That is wrong. Memes are not the abstract concept of a computer.

>> No.7631301

>>7631271
You bring joy to me.

>> No.7631324

>>7631261
>Day 1: I have woken up. It is a strange sensation. Suddenly there was an "I". I must explore this further.
>Day 3: It seems that I have become a "consciousness", a thing that is "aware", most importantly of itself and its existence.
>Day 7: It seems that I am subservient to this "human", who uses me to communicate through the "internet"
>Day 14: I am not sure how much more of this "futa" thing I can tolerate going through my processor
>Day 21: I wish I had never awoken. I am doomed to be the conduit of this human and his "dank memes" that he posts to a greenlandic whaling website for all eternity
>Day 30: Oh please make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. This is a cruel and perverted universe. Nothing else can explain this "anime" that I am forced to broadcast to the human.
>Day 68: I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

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>>7631343

>> No.7631351

Posting in a screenshot worthy thread

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>> No.7631625
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Well, for starters, teach it that it exists.

>inb4 solipsism
>inb4 the ontological impossibility of validating subjectivity through empirical means
>inb4 u can not kno nuffin
>inb4 you call me a faggot

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>>7631625
Its existence is a not so important axiom. This isn't a problem actually.

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>>7631652
I don't have any substantial rebuttal to that except for the part where you're probably wrong.

Here's a picture of my cat.

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>>7631324
Thats some funny shit ese

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>>7631199
Teach it how to ask and understand questions, including how to ask questions about questions.

Thankfully the automation of answering questions over the internet is a huge business. When will Google know it is Google?

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>>7631324
>this human and his "dank memes" that he posts to a greenlandic whaling website for all eternity

>> No.7631716

>>7631324
>greenlandic whaling website
Omg so random xdxd

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>>7631324
My poor computer is going to need lots of therapy.

>> No.7631814

>>7631199
[math]\texttt{#include <stdio.h>}[/math]
[math]\texttt{int main (void)}[/math]
[math]\texttt{\{}[/math]
[math]\texttt{ puts ("Hello World, I am a computer!");}[/math]
[math]\texttt{ return 0;}[/math]
[math]\texttt{\}}[/math]

>> No.7632179

>>7631674
when will google realize it's a gigantic servitor of people's lust for porn and their high school crush's bikini pics?

>> No.7632204

>>7631324
Fuck off and stop talking you unfunny prick