/sci/ humor thread?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:05:08 2015 No.7613170 [Reply] [Original]

/sci/ humor thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:10:13 2015 No.7613176 File: 31 KB, 599x383, 1445726977925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613170

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:35:07 2015 No.7613200 File: 113 KB, 500x595, 1404153428480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:41:42 2015 No.7613206 File: 362 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-06-06-20-27-10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613176

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 22:01:00 2015 No.7613326 >>7613206 Still lose in the end >Sun>Lions

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 22:43:11 2015 No.7613385 File: 34 KB, 474x313, 1436207697786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:35:14 2015 No.7613502 >>7613385 topkek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:40:10 2015 No.7613510 >>7613170 >time doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:45:52 2015 No.7613516 >>7613170 how is that humor? wouldn't you get a sun made of water?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:46:14 2015 No.7613517 File: 13 KB, 830x483, TheAgeOfOil.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:48:08 2015 No.7613520 >>7613176 i don't get why people find this so funny like yes i get that it's irrational and it might make you breathe nose out of your air but nothing close to what people say "sides are orbiting","spit my food out on the screen" etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:49:44 2015 No.7613523 File: 74 KB, 960x624, 12042792_1694348297461913_518183192553655919_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613170 OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 00:18:34 2015 No.7613566 >>7613206 Welcome to /b/, where the difference between cal and kcal is negligible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 10:01:36 2015 No.7614275 >>7613520 >>7613516 It's funny if you're really into astrophysics. The joke is "a sun made of ice." ...Because that's impossible. Seriously does nobody else find this hilarious? Or am I autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 11:34:10 2015 No.7614418 >>7613520 >nose out of your air nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 13:54:37 2015 No.7614666 File: 481 KB, 646x965, physics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614275 The latter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 13:57:31 2015 No.7614676 >>7613517 >no labels on the Y axis stopped reading right there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 14:01:11 2015 No.7614690 >>7614666 kek at pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 14:02:06 2015 No.7614694 File: 43 KB, 599x383, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613176

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 14:47:16 2015 No.7614810 >>7614694 the stick because if you break a stick you have two sticks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 14:56:06 2015 No.7614821 >>7613326 >>7613566 >implying i wrote that

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:16:43 2015 No.7614860 File: 408 KB, 937x960, YouShouldBeAbleToSolveThis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:21:01 2015 No.7614871 File: 41 KB, 716x240, 1420738114259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:26:48 2015 No.7614882 File: 181 KB, 1000x670, 1429632906675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:27:41 2015 No.7614886 File: 2.02 MB, 1500x3000, 1445133174094-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 15:42:06 2015 No.7614931 >>7614886 >/tv/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 20:25:49 2015 No.7615681 >>7614886 hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:08:57 2015 No.7615756 File: 29 KB, 617x294, f3dc63dd2295df4aa5d57a975e851c29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:16:22 2015 No.7615765 >>7613520 he left out the comment which i thought was what made it popular some anon stated that 'the lions would win because they hunt at night'

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:34:00 2015 No.7615811 File: 100 KB, 959x433, IMG_2372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7615765 That was marines though.

Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:36:36 2015 No.7615815

>>7613170
that's from /b/ based on the car of lava hitting a wall of ice based on the car of diamonds hitting a wall of diamonds based on the juggernaut running into blob from /co/ based on the age-old unstoppable force colliding with an immovable object

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:46:49 2015 No.7615826 File: 68 KB, 696x407, suppose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:51:35 2015 No.7615839 File: 1.99 MB, 370x319, dog.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 22:27:19 2015 No.7615918 File: 18 KB, 480x360, something something I suppose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7615826

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 22:43:39 2015 No.7615950 >>7614666 >MFW I am a physics maj. Fuck dude, that might be me one day...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 22:52:38 2015 No.7615967 >>7614871 Well fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 22:54:56 2015 No.7615971 >>7615839 Smart dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 22:58:04 2015 No.7615980 File: 1.17 MB, 720x404, BH.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614694 10^20 lions would be enough to win

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:00:07 2015 No.7615983 >>7615980 Actually if a lion was 1.6 x 10^36 of its size it would most definitely win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:01:08 2015 No.7615986 >>7615983 1.6 x 10^-36 You mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:06:20 2015 No.7615990 File: 393 KB, 686x1038, W.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:12:03 2015 No.7615999 >>7615990 Is there an archive for more Ken M goodness ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:17:47 2015 No.7616012 >>7615999 There's one on reddit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:37:08 2015 No.7616066 File: 145 KB, 642x391, XFJVFdG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7615990 Oh we Ken M now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:38:54 2015 No.7616072 File: 846 KB, 920x1046, FNw0Dao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616066

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:39:57 2015 No.7616076 File: 312 KB, 819x1067, QPByQLd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616072

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:42:02 2015 No.7616082 File: 424 KB, 621x1151, tumblr_nsxdyaHKLF1qil3kvo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616076 Well now I'm just pulling them from his tumblr. http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:43:36 2015 No.7616085 >>7616082 did I tell you to stop ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:48:42 2015 No.7616098 File: 435 KB, 810x914, tumblr_ntj02rqYAC1qil3kvo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616085 I'm out anon. That's his tumblr apparently, all of his best ones will be on there. I'm not gonna download and repost all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:52:53 2015 No.7616108 >>7616098 you will

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 23:55:49 2015 No.7616115 >>7616098 No, no, you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:07:56 2015 No.7616135 File: 161 KB, 664x1055, tumblr_m6uq1qklcA1qil3kvo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616108 >>7616115 N-no Seriously though I'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:10:28 2015 No.7616142 File: 317 KB, 686x931, tumblr_nl5n819VWw1qil3kvo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616135 Ok maybe a couple more that are making me giggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:12:13 2015 No.7616143 File: 527 KB, 740x1230, tumblr_ni6eyyQTc91qil3kvo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616142 holy kek ok I'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:21:20 2015 No.7616158 File: 296 KB, 687x491, Ken M picasso.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616143 I'll add a few

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:25:43 2015 No.7616162 File: 55 KB, 600x652, Ken M paris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:33:27 2015 No.7616173 File: 464 KB, 741x1002, Ken M soldier statues.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:34:32 2015 No.7616176 Stop posting Ken M memery, it's never been funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:51:50 2015 No.7616205 >>7614860 >Jean...is taller than Imhotep >Imhotep is taller than Jean

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:52:32 2015 No.7616209 >>7614666 thats actually kind of sad. I wasn't ready for a feels trip

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:03:05 2015 No.7616224 File: 441 KB, 1775x971, Double Line Symbol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:03:37 2015 No.7616225 >>7614275 Yeah. A sun made of lava would obviously win, because lava suns are actually real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:07:05 2015 No.7616230 >>7614676 >assuming rectangular coordinates try harder

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 08:00:13 2015 No.7616463 >>7614871 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 08:13:59 2015 No.7616473 File: 54 KB, 316x421, 1433430283945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616072 >back when people thought the earth was shaped like testicles I completely forgot this guy exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 14:03:29 2015 No.7617005 >>7616162 AHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:27:00 2015 No.7617243 >>7616205 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L0xT8lMyss

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 16:28:22 2015 No.7617427 >>7613170 I don't see what's so funny about this. It's a legitimate concern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 17:54:18 2015 No.7617663 >>7617427 A sun can't be made of ice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:05:40 2015 No.7617685 >>7616173 I love this guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:07:43 2015 No.7617823 >>7617663 Then why is it blue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:17:16 2015 No.7617849 >>7615826 I'll admit, I laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:47:12 2015 No.7618253 File: 28 KB, 248x392, 1443316390102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614694 So what happens when we get enough lions together that pic related happens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:48:18 2015 No.7618258 File: 1.63 MB, 360x270, 1442967000187.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614871 Lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 02:48:01 2015 No.7618584 >>7614694 You know, if it were 10^(10^100) lions vs 10^(10^100) suns, then they would just about be equal in every way. Less than a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of 1% in mass, or any other property for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 02:54:31 2015 No.7618591 >>7614275 Am I being trolled right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 02:59:32 2015 No.7618595 did not loose

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 03:21:45 2015 No.7618619 File: 442 KB, 951x1043, chucky cheese.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 03:32:25 2015 No.7618624 >>7616176 fucking this, also it has nothing whatsoever to do with /sci/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 03:55:49 2015 No.7618636 >>7613520 becouse common basic people could think that a blue stars are made from ice, becouse a basic interpretation, is just a fuckd up shit becouse light filters in star lights are easy known in nat geo, just stupid

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Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:01:10 2015 No.7619551

>>7613170
If and only if there was a sun "made of" ice (great terminology there, anon), it would melt before ever hitting the sun "made of" lava (given both are equal in size), so crashing into each other is kind of impossible or at least irrelevant.
Other problems: lava is what magma is called when it erupts on earth's surface. So, no sun made of lava this is wrong terminology (if anything, then plasma).
Last thing to consider: A sun (or for that matter, any medium) will only emit light when reaching or surpassing a specific temperature (few hundred or thousand degree celsius, I can't remember anymore), ice will never be hot enough to emit light, something that a sun does by definition. It would thus be an ice planet.

But still an entertaining question, not what I'd call humour though. There are much funnier examples in this thread such as >7613176 Well done anon, well reposted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:02:50 2015 No.7619553 >>7619551 And yes, I do suck monkey balls for not being able to quote >>7613176 in a proper manner. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:28:34 2015 No.7619636 >>7614694 the combined mass of the lions would collapse into one or many black holes, the sun would eventually get drawn in >the lions win

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:36:53 2015 No.7619661 >>7614860 Holy shit Look around you should be required watching for /sci/

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:40:44 2015 No.7619670
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Ok guys, sorry for making a new thread just for this but I'm really desperate. The assignment is to find the current for each resistor in the circuit. Does anybody know how to simplify the circuit so i can get to the correct values? I have a couple of ideas and in each version i get a different number, and none of my classmates got to the correct result. I've been studying for hours and this could probably be easier and I'm overcomplicating, so if that's the case I'm sorry for wasting a thread and your time as well.
Tl;dr pls give me a reason not to kill myself a day before my test

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:41:48 2015 No.7619676 >>7619670 Meant to start a new thread, fuck Should i?

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:43:51 2015 No.7619680

>>7614666
This is the third time I've seen this, so I actually decided to look into it. One of the contributing factors may be that the university they say he got his PhD from doesn't even have a department of physics. Sounds like he went to an absolute shit-tier last resort uni that barely even does physics research and so his PhD is effectively shit to anyone established in the field. It's the sad way of things in academia

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:43:58 2015 No.7619681 >>7618591 No, I am. You have trolled me because I chose to believe that you believed the person you responded to is serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:47:44 2015 No.7619694 >>7619676 No, it's a shit question. Just solve for the current as is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:49:12 2015 No.7619698 >>7619680 If he couldn't get his shit together to get his degree from somewhere which at least had a physics department then he probably wasn't such a "high achiever" and it's not surprising he couldn't even get a low-level job in physics world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:51:45 2015 No.7619706 >>7619694 Well i dont get the connection between R1 and the R2-R3 junction

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:51:50 2015 No.7619708 >>7613523 fuck

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:00:15 2015 No.7619711

>>7613170
Assuming that the sun made of lava has a temperature of +1000 °C and the sun made of ice a temperature of -1000 °C, then they would just annihilate each other (like matter and anti-matter).

>>7614694
Lions lose. Always. Because fuck lions.

PS: I think I am a robot. I can't solve the fucking CAPTCHA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:01:47 2015 No.7619715 File: 696 KB, 312x353, i_robot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7619711 In the end it worked. Watch me struggle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:52:04 2015 No.7619927 >>7613176 A trillion male lions at 190 kg or 1,9x10^13 kg vs the sun which is 1,98x10^30 kg... You tell me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 19:04:17 2015 No.7619946 >>7619715 >>7619715 I had this today, too. it even persisted when I closed the browser and deleted my cookies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 19:32:47 2015 No.7620001 >>7619670 I think the answer is 11 ohms, but I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 19:35:41 2015 No.7620011 >>7620001 I'm retarded, ignore this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:16:09 2015 No.7620306 >>7614666 at first i was sad cuz i thought it was an accident when i actually read it holy shit rip sides

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:01:29 2015 No.7620407 >>7619670 R1 - 0.1A R2 - 0.1A R3 - 0A R4 - 0.2A

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 00:51:23 2015 No.7620547 File: 108 KB, 468x605, 4974077__35491dd0f473bd95b88c7f98de2d7be4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 00:53:19 2015 No.7620549 >>7619661 Jewtube removed the videos though

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:05:50 2015 No.7620565 >>7614676 Arbitrary units you fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:11:23 2015 No.7620572 >>7620547 >not Dr Wheelchair whoever wrote that needs to step it up tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:13:58 2015 No.7620576 File: 72 KB, 583x400, 1410017796687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7620572

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:14:41 2015 No.7620578 File: 454 KB, 668x445, two winers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hope you like my oc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:20:05 2015 No.7620585 File: 75 KB, 545x417, 1416812217048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:21:07 2015 No.7620589 File: 246 KB, 1920x1080, 1420644595239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My absolute favourite

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:04:07 2015 No.7621747 >>7613170 i have a red ayple, which is made from matter and a blue wan, which is made from anti matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:09:08 2015 No.7621757 File: 85 KB, 948x532, 1410430995485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:26:00 2015 No.7621792 File: 182 KB, 1920x1080, absolute genius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613170

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:28:38 2015 No.7621800 File: 20 KB, 292x257, kaiokek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7620589 >quantum skeletons The best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:28:51 2015 No.7621803 >>7621792 >tfw you'll never get your asshole ripped apart by Richard P. Feynman

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 21:28:13 2015 No.7622435 >>7616173 topkek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:22:07 2015 No.7622567 The only one really worth watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNM

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:54:48 2015 No.7622630 >>7614694 That sure beats a mol of moles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:57:18 2015 No.7622635 >>7622567 Reddit's arrived

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:58:22 2015 No.7622638 >>7622635 Do you just call everything you don't like reddit? They at least put some effort behind most of the lines in their series

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:01:02 2015 No.7622642 >>7613176 I mean, like, that is a lot of lions...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:07:03 2015 No.7622651 File: 33 KB, 600x450, blue_man_paul_karason-today_show[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7617823 Fucking colloidal silver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:09:07 2015 No.7622654 File: 42 KB, 620x620, Kappa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many of you believe the earth is flat ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:10:44 2015 No.7622657 >>7613523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfbweoXX4wI

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:17:06 2015 No.7622668 >>7622654 There is a person named "Sojourners" who would love to debate you on the flat earth. http://outcastradio.chatango.com/?flash

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:27:03 2015 No.7622700 >>7622654 For civil engineering projects, we approximate the surface of the earth as a flat plane. Oh wait no we don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:30:33 2015 No.7622708 >>7622567 video was fine until black science man came in and started spouting nasty memes. i closed immediately

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 23:32:32 2015 No.7622715 >>7622668 LOL......he's in there going crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 01:02:23 2015 No.7622894 >>7614275 I thought it was great. topkek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 01:18:26 2015 No.7622934 File: 1.50 MB, 218x218, Hahahahahaha.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613200

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 03:47:05 2015 No.7623329 File: 298 KB, 344x357, 1428130020561.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7616173 Hearty kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:49:50 2015 No.7623479 >>7616176 Our pastor says

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:59:43 2015 No.7623482 >>7622638 Yes, fuck off back to Reddit tbh

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 06:14:08 2015 No.7623489
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>>7622638

Reddit culture revolves around pop-sci, pseudoscientific subjects, childish memes and generally anything that illiterate people enjoy who delude themselves like they are scientists.

That idiotic video doesn't belong to a science board and will be frowned upon here, where it's one of the normal videos you can run across in the science threads on /reddit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 06:15:54 2015 No.7623491 >>7623489 But it's fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 06:16:15 2015 No.7623492 >>7623489 Describes the quality of most of /sci/ as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 06:17:07 2015 No.7623493 >>7623492 Which is why people are constantly redirected to reddit so we can have actual discussons here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:30:45 2015 No.7625045 File: 60 KB, 1002x222, lions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7615765 No this was it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:15:51 2015 No.7625161 [math]x+x=2x[/math]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:26:24 2015 No.7625188 >>7613385 Basic racist bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:40:34 2015 No.7625222 >>7616176 I disagree. Funniest thing on here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:43:29 2015 No.7625230 >>7625188 Nothing is wrong with racism, reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:44:37 2015 No.7625235 File: 95 KB, 808x609, 1438311746309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:46:55 2015 No.7625238 File: 53 KB, 587x590, 1439042184393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:49:20 2015 No.7625244 >>7622638 If you dont understand why this bad you really dont belong here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:58:07 2015 No.7625266 >>7625244 Is it bad because they didn't go into extreme detail? Is it bad because it might spur someone to looking up newton?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 23:07:04 2015 No.7625279 File: 57 KB, 280x210, cow-space.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7613200 exclusive meateor images inbound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 23:51:07 2015 No.7625337 >>7620547 You mean professor X.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 14:44:57 2015 No.7626364 >>7619670 I1=0.35A I2=0.20A I3=0.55A I4=0.15A You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 17:34:14 2015 No.7626679 >>7620549 Doesn't vimeo still have them? What are birds? We just don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 17:43:36 2015 No.7626696 >>7613523 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 19:55:15 2015 No.7627009 >>7620589 hahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 20:02:25 2015 No.7627036 >>7622700 >we don't What do you do instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 20:29:32 2015 No.7627111 >>7625235 That >Do not be so quick to reject my design proposals always gets me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 02:10:16 2015 No.7627665 >>7619680 this pisses me off there is a really shit university in my city, and it gives PhDs. I mean why would anyone take a PhD from a uni like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 02:20:08 2015 No.7627673 >>7627036 they actually take the earth's curvecture into account. Like designing a bridge, or a road

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 03:28:15 2015 No.7627720 >>7614666 This is so sad: the person who wrote this article was paid for it. An editor reviewed it for publication.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 03:48:10 2015 No.7627744 >>7615999 KenM's tumblr. He writes satirical articles, too. http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 04:18:09 2015 No.7627768 >>7626364 its just only ur opinion man

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:12:14 2015 No.7627884 >>7613170 test

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:15:18 2015 No.7627991 >>7627789 step by step solution pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:40:25 2015 No.7628007 >>7613176 >>7614694 Surely, when the mass of the combined Lions reached a critical point, wouldn't gravitational forces and pressure kickstart fusion at the core or the Lion ball and turn the lions INTO a star?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:49:39 2015 No.7628026 File: 242 KB, 1080x3860, step_by_step.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7627991 Here you go. I think the pie chart at the end helped me the most in visualizing the result.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 14:32:40 2015 No.7628416 >>7616076 >>7616072 >>7616066 >>7615990 god I love Ken M

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 14:38:10 2015 No.7628437 >>7616158 kek

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 16:36:06 2015 No.7628699 >>7627789 >>7628026 >not symbolab git gud

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:57:49 2015 No.7628912 >>7623489 IDK mayn. Reddit mods are pretty stringent when it comes to hard sci.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:26:07 2015 No.7629127 >>7623489 ffs, all these people thinking reddit is one board, and one community If you go to the actual specific science boards, you will see they are far more critical than us

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Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:29:06 2015 No.7629296

The ice sun and lava sun would immediately collapse into real stars, wouldn't they? Isn't that kind of the rule about that much mass?

H20 star would be weird. Lots of hydrogen, but a third of it is oxygen. Lava star would be what, carbon? Would it even be able to fuse that? Would it just immediately go white dwarf or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:36:20 2015 No.7629300 >>7614882 holy fuck I can't breathe

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 23:59:54 2015 No.7629372

>learning some mathematical logic few years back
>crazy looking guy
>homeless vide
>hair receded so far back yet keeps remaining hair really long
>teaching the proof that if you can prove a contradiction you can prove any statement
>a contradiction is symbolized by upside down T symbol and called ``bottom''
>end of lecture approaching, he's rushing the proof
>his whiskery hair jiggling as he writes
>he slams the chain down on the board with seconds left
>half yells "IF YOU CAN GET THE BOTTOM YOU CAN GET ANYTHING"
>pauses for 10 seconds then starts wiping the board

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:01:03 2015 No.7629376 >>7629372 >chain chalk* Doing way too much homological algebra

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:53:10 2015 No.7629452 >>7614666 Yes, the uni is the problem. >feels good when I go to RPI for physics

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 05:46:19 2015 No.7629798 >>7629296 >H20 star would be weird. Lots of hydrogen, but a third of it is oxygen. What? There is no oxygen in [math]\mathrm H _{20}[/math].

Anonymous Sun Nov 1 06:29:35 2015 No.7629844

>>7614694
The lions.

That number of lions is terrifically huge.

The lion supercluster (or the "leo cloud") would, over a thousand or so years, quickly aggregate and collapse into itself forming a huge celestial lion body.
As the lion density starts to increase, at first the inner lion core would turn into plasma, the hydrogen from the lion-water molecules would fuse and a nuclear reaction would start causing a lion star. However, because of the density of the outer lion crust, no heat or light would be able to escape the hyperdense dark lion star. Soon, as the lion star keeps imploding and compacting, the lion core would reqch such high densities that the nuclear fusion reaction would no longer be able to maintain a supercritical volume and the lion-core would implode forming a supermassive lion hole. As the core implodes, the energy is transferred as a pressure wave to the outer lion crust, effectively expelling the lions at super high velocities. As the lions are propelled towards the sun with the same velocity as ultra-high energy solar winds, they blast away anything in their path. The lion explosion is large enough to rip off the outer solar layers. The sun has lost most of it's mass and is no longer able to maintain nuclear fusion turning into a brown dwarf, the lion hole is now exposed and starts consuming the dwarf.

Slowly but surely the big black lion hole takes in all of the brown matter.

In the end only the black lion hole and hyper velocity lion shockwave remain, sending lions far and wide across the universe.

Lions: 1
Sun: 0

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 08:09:40 2015 No.7629927 >>7629881 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:47:16 2015 No.7630173 >>7614666 And this is funny because.....? Physics and falling?. Still not funny

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:54:44 2015 No.7630179 >>7629881 Nice >>7630173 mad physicskek detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:00:46 2015 No.7630184 >>7619680 Its quite funny actually I live in this town and maybe 30 years ago reading university was pretty good but its gone to shit now because the university is full of fucking keks and chinks

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