/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.7564074]

> It's called Electron microscope
> You cannot see electrons with it

[Anonymous No.7564077]

>>7564074
It's called a Scanning Electron Microscope. Electrons are used in the measurement process.

[Anonymous No.7564080]

>It's called aluminum can
>There's no aluminum inside

[Anonymous No.7564095]

>>7564074
>cowboy boots
>not made from cowboys

[Anonymous No.7564119]

>>7564074
>It's called radio nuclide scanning
>Can't listen to music with it
topkek

[Anonymous No.7564125]

>It's called a Hotdog
>Not made from dogs

[Anonymous No.7564129]

>>7564125
that's what they tell you...

[Anonymous No.7564130]

>>7564119
best one so far
>inb4 samefag

[Anonymous No.7564135]

>its called a meme
>not made for me
???

[Anonymous No.7564136]

These are all bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.7564140]

>>7564135
They're made for you

[Anonymous No.7564152]

>takes the sum of natural numbers
>it's not natural

[Anonymous No.7564173]

>>7564152
They are though :0

[Anonymous No.7564183]

>>7564173
>doesn't know the (-1/12) maymay

[Anonymous No.7564184]

> takes the sum of all natural numbers
> garlic bread

[Anonymous No.7564203]

>>7564152
>-1/12 is natural
wat

[Anonymous No.7564382]

>>7564203

[Anonymous No.7564493]

>Classical Mechanics
>Has nothing to do with 18th century music or fixing cars

[Anonymous No.7564516]

>>7564074
>Quantum Tunnelling
>Can't be used to steal the declaration of independence

[Anonymous No.7565088]

>>7564095
Need source for this claim.

[Anonymous No.7566203]

Bumping

>>7564516
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.7566218]

>it's called a light microscope
>you can't see light with it

[Anonymous No.7566305]

>>7564095
>cowboys
>cows aren't boys

[Anonymous No.7566335]

>>7564074
>Particle Accelerator
>Can't accelerate your particle sized dick

[Anonymous No.7566338]

>>7564152
so did 9th grade cover divergence and convergence already? I'm asking you because you clearly know nothing about limits.

[Anonymous No.7566350]

>>7566218
Actually, that's all you see with it.

[Anonymous No.7566361]

>called an electron
>Ron hasn't been elected

[Anonymous No.7566369]

>called a black hole
>isn't actually black
>isn't actually a hole
this is why I have trust issues with science.

[Anonymous No.7566394]

>>7566335
they accelerate my dick into the upward position

[Anonymous No.7566409]

>>7566305
Those 'er steers, ya queer. I don't want my boot made outta lady cows.

[Anonymous No.7566413]

>called dark matter
>isn't actually matter

>called dark energy
>implying enegy has color

[Anonymous No.7566428]

>>7564140
only if you're a big guy

[Anonymous No.7566896]

>it's called dog food
>doesnt contain any dog meat

[Anonymous No.7566898]

>es heißt Majorante
>es hat nichts mit Majonäse zu tun

[Anonymous No.7566903]

>>7564080
Although... by that logic you can call almost anything an "electron _____" just because it's made of electrons.

>>7564077
This is the correct way of thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.7566923]

>called fire hydrant
>releases water not fire

[Anonymous No.7566924]

>>7566898
FOREIGNERS ON MY SCIENCE BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7566954]

>Chlorophyll
>No chlorine
Who is responsible for this

[Anonymous No.7566969]

>>7566954
FUCKING THIS

[Anonymous No.7567010]

>labelled imflammable
>its flammable

[Anonymous No.7567021]

>>7566954
Chloros is greek for green.
Phyllon is greek for leaf.

[Anonymous No.7567026]

>>7564074
>it's called /sci/ - Science and Math
Need I continue, faggots?

[Anonymous No.7567027]

>>7566954
>>7566969
>Retards can't into etymology

[Anonymous No.7567061]

>>7567026
top kek

[Anonymous No.7567103]

>>7566413
dark matter is probably particulate, i.e matter.

> called dark energy
> not called "we dunno lol"

[Anonymous No.7567108]

>>7567103
Then why arent we seeing hydrogen cloud fucking everywhere?

[Anonymous No.7567112]

>be from /tv/
>vietnam song starts playing

[Anonymous No.7567494]

>>7566203
Bumpity bump