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Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:44:01 2015 No.7524800 [Reply] [Original]

I need some smart people to help me explain my body.

I have had really bad diets in the past. The kind that cause anal fissures. I'm generally pretty good these days, but every now and then I spoil myself.

I had to fast all day yesterday for a blood test this morning, and I took a dump yesterday night. This was a soft stool, as they all tend to be these days. Immediately after the blood test I was driving past McDonalds and I saw '24 nuggets for ten bucks' so I'm like 'less than fifty cents a nugget!?' needless to say, having not eaten in a while, and being a really big fan of fast food nuggets (except, oddly enough, for KFC) I bought 24 nuggets and a dr.pepper.

I got home and realised I forgot to get dipping sauces, the only sauces I had at home was one hot sauce made from trinidad scorpions and another generic brand that was "populist spicy", by which I mean, not spicy even in the slightest. Like, they didn't even try, it just tastes like non-spicy tobasco sauce if you can even imagine such a sin against nature.

So I mixed some of the HOTTEST SAUCE with a shitload of the non-hot sauce, settled down in my favourite chair and... suddenly.

BAM

I feel a short, sharp, very painful stinging sensation in my ass. It was as if I was already in the middle of letting out the turd the foods I was about to consume would inevitably create. This wasn't a 'knocking at the door, just letting you know you should find a place to squat' feeling that usually accompanies a hot loaf in my shit shooter. And, in fact, the sensation having passed I didn't need to go to the bathroom at all. But every time I would eat a nugget with hot sauce on it, BAM, poopain.

Any explanation? Is this what the kids are calling 'conditioning'? 'Cause when I did psychology I was taught the more time there is between action and reward/punishment the less effective that stuff is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 03:51:15 2015 No.7524857 That's pretty weird. I'd understand it if you had to shit after that, but not like. But I know the feel. Sometimes it feels like Vlad the Impaler had his eyes on my ass, lol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 03:52:45 2015 No.7524859 >>7524800 >24 nuggets is this an american thing? are you obese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 04:05:36 2015 No.7524872 File: 966 KB, 350x261, al bundy thumbs up.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7524859 Neither. >/sci/ >has the same mentality about diet as unscientific plebs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 04:25:15 2015 No.7524889 >>7524800 >Cause when I did psychology >psychology fuck off pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 06:42:25 2015 No.7524994 >>7524889 >/sci/ >questions conditioning >questions the merits of studying the brain You a creationist as well, buddy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:03:11 2015 No.7525006 >>7524994 >psychology >implying its brain science >implying its not just applied philosophy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 07:53:19 2015 No.7525042 >>7525006 >applied philosophy Like natural philosophy? This is the last time I come to /sci/ expecting people to know anything about science.

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