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Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:53:01 2015 No.7505970 [Reply] [Original]

Story tiem.
>I work at a call center for a credit card company
>call people who are overdue on payments
>yesterday
>call a guy who owed about $2000
>bad credit history, his file is pages long
> "hello sir, I'm with company x, I'm calling with regards to- "
> "YEAH I GET IT BUT I NEEDED A NEW PC YOU FAGGOT"
>he actually called me a faggot
>usually when people yell at me right off the bat I try to defuse the situation a little bit and just chat, so they know there's an actual human on the other end of the line
>I noticed he bought a lot of separate parts so I figured he's building a gaming PC
> "I understand, I play video games myself from time to time"
> "oh no, I'm not using it for gaming"
> "I need a fast computer to test my theories"
>I'm getting confused now
>"There's no way a person of your intelligence would understand"
> "I read Miku Kaku and Stephen Hawking every night"
>he's talking really fast, it sounds like a lot of spit is flying from his mouth, squeezed out of the decreasing space between his words
> "I passed calc II, but if you were anywhere near my level of intelligence you'd know the education system is flawed so I dropped out, I self-teach now"
>this guy is sounding more autistic by the second, I need to see if there's any way I can recover the $2000
> "sir, do you-"
> "I UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MATH"
>I'm quiet for a moment, he's out of breath from that last outburst
> "do you hold a job, sir?"
> he takes a moment before answering the question, still panting
> "fuck no, my hobby takes up way too much time"
> "oh, what hobby is that?"
>a very audible and clearly annoyed sigh sounds at the other end of the line
>he then answers
> "I moderate the science and math board on 4chan"

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