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7493546 No.7493546 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw we are all slowly dying

>> No.7493572
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>>7493546
>Mfw

Thank, fucking, God. I can't wait for this to be over.

>> No.7493729
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>2015
>can't even cure baldness never mind find the secret to longevity

>> No.7493737

>>7493729
take estrogen

>> No.7493744
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>>7493729
Companies already have a cure for baldness, they just won't share it with the public because that would mean beta males could obscure their weak, inferior genetics and pass them onto the next generation.

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7493751

>mfw

>> No.7493753

>>7493546
we are not dying, we are transforming :^)

>> No.7493759

>>7493729
>baldness
Baldness is not a flaw, our species is constantly losing hair as it evolves.

>> No.7493760

>>7493737
hmm "no"
>>7493744
Sure thing lad, sure thing

>> No.7494094

>>7493760
enjoy being bald then

>> No.7494138

>>7493546

actually, that's not true

you only start dying in the sense when your body starts to break down

some people have not reached their physical peak yet, so they are in fact not dying

>> No.7494146

>>7493744
Usually people pass on their genetics before they start balding, but you wouldn't know anything about reproduction.

>> No.7494153

There is zero evidence I am ever going to die.

Other people dying doesn't imply that I'm going to die.

>> No.7494222

>>7494153
Fuckoff Shane.

>> No.7494347

>>7493546
>we are all slowly dying
>all

Uh no, fag, some of us are quickly dying

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>>7493546
>Implying that's a bad thing

Life would be pretty boring if there was no end.

>> No.7494458

>>7494153
I'm with you on that anon.
Sounds stupid to the un-enlightened.
But socrates backs us up. Read Plato's dialogues.

>> No.7494682

>>7493751
underrated post

>> No.7494683

>>7494153
I want to finger your butthole so badly

>> No.7494687

>>7493744
>>7494146
Modifications don't affect genes, fucks.

>> No.7494705

>>7493546

When the fuck did Pepe become an executive in a suit?