/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.7438123]

Standing still, Gauss's eyes opened wide seeing me, for I was undressing myself when he came into my room without knocking.
"I'm deeply sorry, sir Euler! I just wanted to ask for your advice on this puzzle". He apologize. His sincerity made him much stiffer than he already was. Then he paused in silent, not knowing what to do next while looking away.
"Be at ease.", I couldn't stop smiling when I saw his red cheeks. "Come over here". He hesitated. Still, he started to slowly inch toward me with his face directed away from my naked top.
"Take off your hat". He didn't know what I meant by that but he took it off and put it on the drawer near my bed.
I moved myself closer to him, he still faced away but his eyes are glued on my bare chest. I embraced him, he cried a small scream, like a kid should, like the purest soul should, like the person I want to be with should.
I put my lips on his neck while my hands started to take his clothes off.

[Anonymous No.7438124]

"Please stop sir! This is not what we are meant to do! Please, I beg of you!", he cried with his chest partly opened. I put my hand under his shirt and tear it open. All to reveal his hairy nipple then started to lick it.
"Ah--". His embarrassment and confusion mixed together into a short overjoyed sound. I knew it all along that he also desired my body, beside my knowledge.
Then, he abruptly covered his nipples. "Please, if anyone knows about this, we would be castrated and behea-!". I stopped him mid sentence by kissing him, my tongue started to seek for the warm inside his mouth. It was indeed the most delicious dish I could wish for. Then, without saying, I remove my pants, leaving my erected little vector pointing toward him.
"Can you still resist this? My sweet little Gauss?". I smiled when looking at him. Still overwhelmed by that kiss, he breathed heavily. After ten seconds or so, he regain his composure. Then, without saying a single word, he kneel down before me and started to kiss my vector. He kissed it, licked it, swallowed it then kissed it again. All to keep my vector swinging up and down, tip switching between the real and imaginary axes.
He started to sweat a lot. Feeling that the summer heat is just too much, I suggested him to take off his top. And so he did, obediently just like how he should be from the start.
At the middle, I drew my vector out from his wet space. I pushed him down on the floor then started pulling his pants away.
"No, sir! Please let me do it!" It boggled my how one could still be embarrassed after that while vector licking, but I let him do it anyway since I did not want to tease him any further, for my vector still has its limit. "No more teasing", I mumbled. I jumped at his vector, perfectly normal shape, and started to swallowed it.
"Ahhh, Ah, Ahhh-". He moaned along with his swinging sensitive vector.

[Anonymous No.7438127]

For like ten minutes, I kept his vector wet. Then we moved onto the next stage. I raised his legs upward, let it rested on my shoulders. I then put my pointy little vector inside his concave normal distribution of a man. I thrust back and forth. His creams were quite loud so I decided to seal them off with a kiss on his mouth. Our faces rubbed each other, our tongues danced together, my hairy long ßalls kept hitting his butt, all to prove that we were one at that very moment. We both sweated a lot. My vector became easier to slide inside his distribution thank to the help of Bernoulli. I smell his neck, smell his nipples and contemplate Gauss's naked body.
I can't hold it in anymore. I went faster, faster and faster. I couldn't care about his scream anymore. All I care now is that we are together.
"Ah, sir Euler, please go faster". He said while his hand was playing with his vector, out and open in the air. I know that we were going to end this soon.
"Ha, ha, ha-". I kissed his left nipple one last time. Then at one point, it was obvious what we are led into. We were at our limits.
<span class="math">e^{i\pi}+1=0[/spoiler]
We screamed it together. Our vectors then bended to its original shape. We hugged and kissed each other one last time before letting the sleep taking over.

[Anonymous No.7438136]

[Anonymous No.7438149]

Welp, I've had enough /sci/ for today

[Anonymous No.7438160]

[Anonymous No.7438179]

heh. pretty nice stuff

[Anonymous No.7438181]

Did this really happen?

[Anonymous No.7438188]

>>7438181
Yes, it did.

[Anonymous No.7438234]

No engineer in the story.
5/10.

[Anonymous No.7438298]

Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.7438346]

I really liked this.

[Anonymous No.7438370]

>>7438346
Holy moly, I bet this was written by a fucking MechE.

[Anonymous No.7438390]

Please refrain from posting such vulgar stories of homosexual heretics in history on this board. This is a Christianity board.

[Anonymous No.7440704]

Oh shit, I was looking in the catalog and saw Euler and Gauss portraits together then I almost vomit.

[Anonymous No.7442079]

[Anonymous No.7442187]

>>7438123
10/10 very erotic

[Anonymous No.7442312]

came/child

[Anonymous No.7442321]

Beautiful. Just what I needed anon

[Anonymous No.7442558]

[Anonymous No.7442565]

Capped for future generations

[Anonymous No.7442589]

>>7442565
I was about to do it, good job anon.

[Anonymous No.7443108]

[Anonymous No.7443112]

>>7438123

thanks OP. I'll never be able to get any work done ever again.

[Anonymous No.7443212]

[Anonymous No.7444488]

Aren't homoshit acceptable in their age though?

[Anonymous No.7444532]

>>7444488
so... what im getting from this is that they were engineers... right?

[Anonymous No.7444561]

>>7444532
Wait, was the "engineer" term invented before 1990s?

[Anonymous No.7444565]

>my erected little vector pointing toward him.

And that was the point at which my side's entered orbit.

[Anonymous No.7444580]

>>7444561
Oops, I meant 1900s.

[Anonymous No.7444987]

This is the greatest pairing of All Time

[Anonymous No.7445214]

>>7444987
>File name
I knew it.

[Anonymous No.7445221]

>File name
I knew it.

[Anonymous No.7445243]

>>7438127
>tip switching between the real and imaginary axes
>not complex

[Anonymous No.7445265]

>>7445243
>i stand for complex

[Anonymous No.7446538]

What's next? Newton x Einstein?

[OHP No.7446585]

>>7446538
Should be Einstein and Hilbert, maybe add Gödel to make it a threesome.

I also want a Hardy and Whitehead one.

And of course one about Graham and Erdós.

[Anonymous No.7446611]

>>7446585
> Hilbert
> Gerdel
> Hardy
> Whitehead
> Graham
> Erdos
who?

[Anonymous No.7446647]

>>7446611
>Doesn't know any of them
Who is this illiterate kid?

[OHP No.7446655]

>>7446611
Mathematicians.

[Anonymous No.7446919]

>>7446585
Newton and Leibniz. Zermelo and Fraenkel. Bourbaki orgy. I think Whitehead is Russell's type.

[Anonymous No.7446935]

>>7446919
oh lel Newton and Leibniz hatefuck story when?

[Anonymous No.7447921]

>>7446935
When another engineer stops by to drop his stories.

[Anonymous No.7447959]

>>7446935
>Leibniz and Newton hatefuck story
Absolutely differentiable

[Anonymous No.7447991]

>>7446611
No Galois and Abel?

[Anonymous No.7447994]

>>7446611
I can see a gangbang with everyone fucking Gödel for ruining Hilbert's party.

[Anonymous No.7448008]

>>7447991
>Galois
this, a thousand times this

[Anonymous No.7448033]

>>7448008
He had such a pimp face.

[Anonymous No.7449621]

>>7448033
I never realized this before.