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This is the american team of the 2015 Mathematics Olympiads.

What do you notice?

>> No.7397358

>>7397354
The one in the middle is the only one that's real, the other 5 are illusions conjured by the manlet's superior intellect

>> No.7397360

>>7397354
the guy with the red tie seems to have lost his medal for exemplary autism

>> No.7397363

>>7397354
No girl, no black, the middle Asian is the real mathematical samurai

>> No.7397378

>>7397363
>No girl, no black
What a surprise.

Inb4 "lack of role models"

>> No.7397386

>>7397354
guy on the right is the next school shooter
>that haircut

>> No.7397390

>>7397354
They look like fucking dweebs

>> No.7397404

>>7397390
you look like a fucking dweeb

>> No.7397406

>>7397354
None of the white guys have a decent haircut.

>> No.7397421

Feels good to be a non-ugly genius who is smarter than everyone.

>> No.7397422

No blondes or gingers.
>blondelets btfo yet again

>> No.7397437

>>7397358
Underrated

>> No.7397448

>>7397437
Premature

>> No.7397454

I bet they are the most professional /sci/ shitposters out there.

>> No.7397456

>>7397363
In point of fact, while 11 countries have achieved the highest combined score in the Olympiad, every single winning country has been either Asian or European, with the sole exception of the United States.

Africans, South Americans, Middle Americans, and Aussies can't into math

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>>7397454
u wish

>> No.7397468

>>7397378
>no black
nah he was too busy solving some old ass math equation

http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2015/06/extraordinary-nigerian-student-solves-30-year-old-impossible-math-problem-during-first-

>> No.7397506

>>7397456
If there was a shitposting olympiad the aussies would win eveytime.

>> No.7397511 [DELETED] 

>>7397354
no niggers, no females aka the niggers of gender.

>> No.7397896
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>>7397511

>> No.7397922

>>7397456
What the fuck is a Middle American?

If you mean Middle Easterners, Iran got the highest score once, in 1998.

>> No.7397927

>>7397456
Terry Tao is Australian, but of Chinese decent, and is one of the greatest mathematicians of the 21st century.

And one of last year's Field's medalists, Artur Avila, is Brazilian.

Both these guys got gold at IMO.

>> No.7397928

>>7397511
This is potentially the funniest post I have ever read here

>> No.7397932

>>7397354
Gendo Jr. in the middle about to unlock the mystery of the soul and cause second impact.

>> No.7397944
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>>7397932

>> No.7397949

their mothers likely dressed them?

>> No.7397954

>>7397354

you can just tell the asian guy is a fundamentalist weeabo. the other dudes just barely watch anime, the guy in the mid has become anime.

>> No.7398008

>>7397358

funniest post i've ever read on 4chan

>> No.7398009

>>7397954
>you can just tell
... or the voices in your head can tell, it's called paranoid schizophrenia, Anon.

>> No.7398021

>>7397468
>Nigerian student
Gee golly I sure do wonder why he's not on the American mathematics olympiad team

>> No.7398088

>>7397922

Apparently it refers to "the culturally conservative rural and suburban areas of the United States."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_America_%28United_States%29

>> No.7398112

>>7397932
This thread is amazing.

>> No.7398143

>>7397363
He is gonna do something soon, and you know it's gonna be good
https://youtu.be/2yKrI8NPul0?t=37

>> No.7398153

>>7397354
They're ugly.

>> No.7398216

The asian guy looks smart as fuck

>> No.7398238

>7398216
they all look smart as fuck.

>> No.7398241

>Fuck short Indian
>Marry mochizuki Jr
>Kill lanky school shooter looking guy

>> No.7398572
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7398572

You're in the library doing your math homework when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?

>> No.7398612

>>7398572
I would stand up and let him take my seat to teach my girlfriend.

>> No.7398615

>>7398572
That's a young Lan Di from Shenmue. I'd get the fuck outta there.

>> No.7398621

I'm sure these guys would get rekt by the Singaporean mathematics olympiads

>> No.7398624

>>7397358
Infinity/10

Someone please screencap this

>> No.7398628

>>7398621
Singaporean here, can confirm was rekt by local math olympiads when I used to do them (SMO open once in my lifetime, won nothing). But considering the middle one is literally Gendo I won't expect him to struggle at all.

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>>7397358

>> No.7398667

>>7397354
You sure it's mathematics and not wizardry?
Because I'm sure you cold spot them in every Harry Potter movie.

>> No.7398669

They all nerds.

>> No.7398935

>>7397358
I lol'd.

>> No.7398957
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7398957

> You will never be an Inter Universal Geometer.

>> No.7398960

>>7397354
Holy shet, they're all asian

>> No.7398975

Is the middle guy our new trolling subject, aka the new Jacob Barnett?

>> No.7398983

>>7397928
>toplel, woman are stoopid just like niggres
God damn even the science board on 4chan is retarded....

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>>7397354

>> No.7399008

>>7398983
something something IQ standard deviation.
I'm sorry facts offend your feels, but higher power level women are as unicorn and those.

>> No.7399021

>>7398957
kek

>> No.7399028

>>7397354
A small sample pool
>>7399008
>sociology
>"IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE FEELINGS" meme

Just kill yourself

>> No.7399030

they're all ugly permavirigns?

>> No.7399034

I notice Evan Odorney

>> No.7399035

They're going to go to grad school and discover the new mathematics / algorithms that power web 10.0 / incredibly fast microchips or whatever, and then that means stacey will be able to be efficiently matched with 500 chads a day instead of 50

what a great existence!

frankly, if i was as smart as them, I'd go in to the philosophy department so I don't run the risk of helping society

>> No.7399051

They have bad taste in ties?

>> No.7399052

>>7399028
Not liking women dosent make him a sociologist

It makes him an engineer

>> No.7399053

>>7397354
Two are wearing glasses.
They all have dark hair.
Only one is wearing a bow tie.
Only one isn't wearing a solid color suit.
They all have hands that have fingers except one. He has no showing hands therefore we cannot determine if they exist or where they might be located if they aren't with him.
They all have mouths.
All are male.
All have short hair.
All are clean shaven.
They all seem to possess a material form.
The one on the right's body does not properly regulate vascular constriction based on body position and ambient temperature.
>we can assume they are all affected by gravity via the appearance that their upright form is resisting an external force that is keeping them in contact with the ground.

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>>7398983
>God damn even the science board on 4chan is retarded....
If you listen to women talk about the "best sex," there's not a broad line between it and rape. At least in the style of how it's done. The most accurate description of the rape fantasy though is "I want to be aggressively fucked by an incredibly attractive psychic."


They like being dominated it's hard wired into them.

But this is only the case of you are "alpha". Or at least she perceives you to be.

If you look like Channing Tatum you could grab a girl take her out behind the club and fuck her up against a dumpster while she says no. She'll go back to her girlfriends and say "omagawd best sex eve"

However most rapists don't look like Channing Tatum.

Just like women love getting alpha dicked, the are literally revolted by getting beta dick. They find most niggers and spics revolting, so when these guys rape they hate it, they hate it more than anything. It could be the same thing as what happened with Channing but this guy isn't good enough so now it's rape.

However there is extremely violent rape/torture and I don't think anyone really likes that besides psychos

>> No.7399067

>>7399028
>called out from an emotional response
>responds emotionally
Gavin Mcinnes was right

>> No.7399089

>>7397506
holy fuck this is so true. I guess that's what you get for giving a prison colony freedom.

>> No.7399093

>>7398628
good god I never thought I would see another Singaporean here

>> No.7399103

>>7399067
>Gavin mcinnes
Canadian pls go

>> No.7399113

>>7399054
Dime?

>> No.7399114

>>7399035
>what a great existence!

Except they will all die a virgin & no woman will ever find them sexually attractive

>> No.7399116

>>7399113
10mil (used in exaggeration usually)

>> No.7399117

>>7397922
Doesn't that means Mexico, Guatemala and countries like those ?

>> No.7399118

>>7399114
There's two Indians and an Asian, their parents will help find wives for them. The white guys are fucked, though.

>> No.7399120

>>7399067
I'm only telling him to kill himself for the betterment of the human race, anon

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>>7398624

>> No.7399134

I don't think I've ever been in a funnier 4-Chan thread

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>>7399123
everyone knows how to change board colours

>> No.7399168

>>7399143
Sorry that's just the colour I use for all boards.

Blue is too subdued and relaxed for me, puts me to sleep.

>> No.7399184

>>7397354
mmmmm makes me want to flash them just to see the response

>> No.7399341

>>7399054
>look, retards exist
>tiiiime to project my fear that I'll never find a female I consider on equal footing to my special snowflake self!

>> No.7399343

all of them look autistic to some degree?

>> No.7399346

>>7397358
I dont get it

>> No.7399347

>>7397354
Handsome fucks

>> No.7399403

>>7397354
Cool. I've always been fascinated by people who have intuition for and perform well on these types of problems. I did a few of them myself when I was a kid, but more on the national qualification levels.

>> No.7399422

>>7399052
>I love you

>> No.7399428

>>7399422
I love you to anon, like a brother

>> No.7399435

>>7399428 (Me)
>to
>too
JUST

>> No.7399454

OP here, made this when I was drunk to b8 you into bashing niggers.

I failed but I'm pretty satisfied with the way this thread turned out tbh

>> No.7399459

>>7399454
>tbh
This is a dank meme

>> No.7399468

>>7398615

He can calculate the optimum marital arts moves at any time.

>> No.7399903

>>7397354
what's the causality between being smart and being ugly?
Is it environmental, means attractive people enjoy their social life too much or is some weird genetic cause?

Environmental is a lot more probably I guess.

>> No.7399928

>>7399903
A big part of looks is your facial expression, which you copy from people you see a lot.
This is one of the reasons why married people start looking like each other.

>> No.7399979

>>7399168
Take Tommorow. It's the fuckin' best style ever

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>>7397511
>le woman is the nigger of the world face

>> No.7400043

>>7398572
>implying he cares about 3dpd

>> No.7400097

>>7399343
Neither of the indians look autistic.

>> No.7400106

>What do you notice?
no girl, no alpha, only one bow-tie and it's not even a Bill Nye bow-tie

>> No.7400118

>>7398572
ya blew it, should have been the following.

You're in the library doing your math homework when this guy slaps your math book.

What do you do?

>> No.7400124

>>7400118
Almost there.

>You're in the library doing your math homework when this guy looks at your paper and starts laughing.

What do you do?

>> No.7400129

>>7400118
What, you don't study with your girlfriend?

>> No.7400133

>>7400129
>having a girlfriend

>> No.7400144

>>7399903
>what's the causality between being smart and being ugly?
There is none.

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7400181

>>7397358

>> No.7400182

>>7400133
Get out fag

>> No.7400189

>>7397360
The Only one seems somewhat normal.

>> No.7400195

>>7397354
The guy on the far left is the only one wearing his suit jacket right

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7400220

>>7399979
>not photon

>> No.7400296

>>7399979
This actually works pretty well on my screen. Might keep.

>> No.7400348

i looked at the problem set, and I actually could solve most of them.

Weird I thought I was retarded

>> No.7400407

>>7400348
>i looked at the problem set, and I actually could solve most of them.
yeah but you are 28 and they are 15

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>> No.7400486

>>7400407
>thinking /sci/ isn't exclusively populated by high school students and undergrads

>> No.7400502

>>7400485
the person that liked that comment was a woman, too. probably the only 2 to like that page.

>> No.7400519

>>7400502
But do you really think failbook users really want to follow the Mathematical Association of America?

>> No.7400655

>>7397354
Who is the guy furthest to the right? he looks hella familiar

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>>7400485
he knows something we dont...

>> No.7400671

>>7400655
David Stoner, if I'm not wrong

>> No.7400676

>>7397354
They all have shit barbers

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>Vietnam

>> No.7400684

>>7400667
Yes, high level math

>> No.7400693

>>7400679
>North Korea

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7400698

>>7400684

>> No.7400703

>>7400679
Seeing this pic, doesn't this guy:
>>7400667
>>7400698
win nothing?
I'm sure he was just mad because he lost.

>> No.7400707

>>7400703
He got a gold medal lol, more than youll win any time soon

>> No.7400713

>>7400698
Mathing intensifies

>> No.7400714

Damn, fucking internet stalkers.

>> No.7400726

>>7400714
Damb, fucking pleb

>> No.7400731

>>7400679
That's beautiful.
Mathematicians are citizens of the world.

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>>7398621
>https://www.imo-official.org/country_team_r.aspx?code=SGP&column=year&order=desc
>https://www.imo-official.org/country_team_r.aspx?code=USA&column=year&order=desc

>irrelevant countries trying to claim superiority

>> No.7400890

>>7399113
10/10
perfect looks
adonis

>> No.7401067

>>7397354
Manlets.

Except for that superior white aryan on the right.

>> No.7401279

>>7399114
I find them sexually attractive anon. then again I'm drunk

>> No.7401375

>>7401067

Guy looks like the Sandy Hook shooter, except without the 1000-yard stare.