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/sci/ humor thread

>> No.7384482
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>>7384481

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>>7384482
10/10

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>> No.7384586

>>7384481
>10/10

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Less quotes more /sci/

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>> No.7385806

Did you know that if you put your ear to the outer facing side of a human knee you can hear the person say "what the fuck are you doing?"

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Stupid /sci/, be more funny!

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>>7385816

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>> No.7386033

>>7386009
hilarious!

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>>7386009

>> No.7386064

Chemistry lesson for retards
> 4chan related
https://youtu.be/FrznpmzZbPg?t=5m45s

>> No.7386071

>>7386064
watch from 5m45s

>> No.7386188

>watch coursera video
>lecturer talks too slow, explaining basic stuff
>meh, I'll speed it up a bit
>...
>watch all videos on x2

>> No.7386272

>>7386064

that voice is getting really fucking annoying

>> No.7386283
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this is from /mu/ but i feel like it fits here

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>>7386321

>> No.7386351

>>7385861
perfect

>> No.7386376

>>7386321
amazing piece of literature

>> No.7386384

I can't find the paper, only the article

http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume1/v1i3/air-1-3-apples.html

>> No.7386387

>>7386321
10/10

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>>7385984

>> No.7386407

>>7386399
>3rd grade
>Proof of the irrationality of the square root of 2

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>> No.7386413

>>7386399
those liberals...

>> No.7386419

>>7386409
that's edgy

>> No.7386421
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>>7385999
Nice blunt

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>> No.7386492

>>7386304
fucking gold

>> No.7386499

>>7386407
In all seriousness, it could work if you had a good teacher. You would obviously have to explain it in more simplistic terms than would otherwise be expected, but it could work.

>> No.7386526

>>7386429
winrar

>> No.7386531

>>7386499
In all seriousness, it would imply Sheldonian skills.

>> No.7386534

>>7386531
>sheldonian
if you mean what I think you mean, I think you're going to have to leave

>> No.7386545

>>7386534
That tv show was great literature!

>> No.7386567

>>7386531
>>7386534
Sheldonian (comparative more Sheldonian, superlative most Sheldonian)

Adjective

Of or pertaining to Gilbert Sheldon (1598–1677), Archbishop of Canterbury and university chancellor, who provided financial backing for the Sheldonian Theatre in Oxford.

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>>7386567
Monk Sheldon in youger days before he became Archbishop of Canterbury

>> No.7386625

>>7386567
You could probably get into formal proofs in elementary school, but you'd definitely need to financially back an Oxford theater to do so

>> No.7386799

>>7386283

That thread was fucking golden

>>>/mu/57174612

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>>7386534
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

(seriously, people are dumber than you give them credit for, there's no other way so much wealth and power could only end up in the hands of like 1% of the world population)

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>> No.7388020

And the bartender said "We don't serve hypothetical faster-than-light particles here"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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>>7388023

>> No.7388049

>>7386283
>1 googolplex of ants
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.7388053

The webm is too big to upload.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1436221247333.webm

>> No.7388064

>>7388053
Found the youtube link
https://youtu.be/BipvGD-LCjU

>> No.7388065

>astronauts going to the moon.

>> No.7388077

>>7384481
Does anyone have the one that says something like: "Fast and Fourier / Same function, different domain"?

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>> No.7388101

>>7386324
I don't get it. Can somebody explain?

>> No.7388113
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>>7388053
>>7388064
Fucking nerds

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>>7388077

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>>7388198
>engineer coming to /sci/ for the first time
>see this

>> No.7388246

>>7386009
explain?

>> No.7388247

>>7388246
Read #85

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>> No.7388312

>>7388101
the sum of all natural integers is apparently -1/12

>> No.7388318

>>7388101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_%2B_2_%2B_3_%2B_4_%2B_%E2%8B%AF

>> No.7388327

>>7388206
Thank you
>>7388245
You better get used to it, those kind of jokes are quite common here (even if they're being used less and less lately). Just ignore the math/physic majors who know that they won't find any job after graduating.

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.>>7385806
I love you

>> No.7388338

I once had a substitute science teacher that pissed himself in front of the whole class and was incredibility drunk. He was on the news and everything.

>> No.7388342

>>7388302
slap my ass

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>> No.7388378

>>7388373
kill yourself

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>>7388378
Buttmad that you don't get it?

Try googling the end bit of both words. Don't worry, not everyone on /sci/ can be smart, but I'm sure you'll fit right in ;)

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>> No.7388390

>>7388382
If I didn't get it, why would I tell you to kill yourself ?

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>>7388390
Come on son, no need to be so mad that you need to resort to threats of violence ;).

This is a fun thread, let's all have fun ;)

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>tfw when your calculus textbook's author feels with you

>> No.7388398

>>7388392
I'm confused... there's a K on the calculator. Why would you use a C?

>> No.7388399

>>7385853
>25 jumps to 36

WHY AM I SO AUTISTIC GODDAMNIT

>> No.7388400

>>7388393
Sorry I can't stay, I'm going out for dinner with my girlfriend.

>> No.7388402

>>7388398
The >Rect is a catalog item, don't remember exactly what it does but the point is he made the "sentence" using only catalog items and not just typing letters. Which is humourus I'm sure, somehow

>> No.7388403

>>7388400
You know that smashing food into your hand doesn't do anything, right?

>> No.7388408

>>7388403
yeah, thats why we always go out :D

>> No.7388420

>>7386421
Lol

>> No.7388654

>>7388399
>25 jumps to 36
What are you talking about?

>> No.7388689

>>7388654
look at the image here >>7385853

>> No.7388701

>>7388689
Yes, and...? After the 25 there is a 26 and there are no ladders nor snakes on the 25th cell.

>> No.7388724

>>7386283
hahahha lol

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>>7386324
>mfw i got it

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https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/articles/size_standards_methodology.pdf

wtf is all this math for when determining business size? It seems redundant.

>> No.7388913

>>7388380
is this a real lecture?

>> No.7389251

>>7388088
Alright, I'm following it through the 1 + 1 part but then he loses me

>> No.7389266

>>7388338
I wasn't even that drunk

>> No.7389416

>>7388206
What math class would I learn material in to get this joke?

>> No.7389428

>>7384482
oh my kek

>> No.7389434

>>7389416
I learned about it in an electrical engineering course about continuous time and signals.

>> No.7389452

>>7389416
Functional analysis.

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>> No.7389562

>>7389416
Any decent intro to physics.

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>> No.7390042

>>7388194
>>7388198
kek what is this

>> No.7390065

>>7388654troll'd

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Any more like this?

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>>7390217
Only other one I have.

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>>7390217

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>>7390217

>> No.7390241

>>7388913
no its CGI

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>>7390217
and another...

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>>7386304

>> No.7390246

>>7390243
Are these 1000 suns of ice fighting against 1000 suns of lava?

>> No.7390250

>>7390227
>>7390240
>>7390243
These are great, thanks

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>>7390246
>suns of ice

>> No.7390258

>>7390252
Hey there newfriend.

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>>7390258
Hello there, autist.

>> No.7390263

>>7390246
Why yes of course, the lava suns are at +1000°C and the ice suns are at -1000°C

>> No.7390266

>>7390262
>i was only pretending!

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>> No.7390273

>>7390266
>being proud of wasting your life on a Chinese cartoon forum
m8...

>> No.7390286

>>7388312
no, the equals sign is wrong. It should be "=>"; any idiot can see that 1+2+3+4... isn't equal to some finite number.

>> No.7390323

>>7388020

tIHS WAS COMFY

No way I'm going to fix the previous line, though

>> No.7390325

>>7388384
I didn't really get the last two pannels