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7351960 No.7351960 [Reply] [Original]

Hay, I think that I have just solved the sea level rising problem. Where is my money?

>> No.7351981

>>7351960
Muh dick

>> No.7351982

>>7351981
What?

>> No.7351991

>>7351982
Muh dick

>> No.7351998

not only that, add the sand from the desert to the ocean

solves desertification and sea level in one go. where's my nobel prize in geology?

>> No.7351999

>>7351998
But that will raise the sea level retard.

>> No.7352000

>>7351999
no you flood the desert and drain everything else

>> No.7352001

>>7352000
kek

>> No.7352003

>>7351998
This isn't funny.

>> No.7352006

>>7351998
Fucking brilliant.
>>7352003
Why not?

>> No.7352017

>>7351960
China is literally doing this right now.

>> No.7352044

what if we just take all the fish out of the sea?
it will be way lower

>> No.7352046

>>7351960
Too bad I'm stealing your idea and will end up with the money

>> No.7352138

>>7352017
Please elaborate.

>> No.7352144

>>7352046
Nah you probably can't because I have my tools and you don't.

>> No.7352465

>>7351960
That's actually very logical, the only problem I can see is that replacing that amount of land mass would cause earth's rotational speed to change. But it's okay, if we can arrange it appropriately we can get away with longer days or nights.

>> No.7352466

>>7351960
Why are the fishes still floating in thin air?
0/10. Would not invest.

>> No.7352473

>>7352465
Just make an hour shorter or longer and we are done then.

>> No.7352590

>>7352138
The Chinese military is digging up dirt from the oceans, dropping it on reefs, then calling those dirt-reef mounds islands. Then, it's calling those islands legitimate territories, and claiming ownership of the surrounding sea. Soon China will own the entire Pacific Ocean. Just google for a better explanation.

>> No.7352598
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7352598

>>7352590
>It's actually legit
I'm a Vietnamese and what the fuck should I do?

>> No.7352624

>>7352598
Vote to be annexed by your new Chinese overlords.

>> No.7352656

>>7352590
> the entire Pacific Ocean
That's going to take a lot more dirt than you might imagine.

>> No.7352664

>>7352598
Praise the sun, all shall be okay.

>> No.7352933

>>7352656
My shitty math says 106 thousand islands.

>> No.7352979

>>7352590
Fuck the Chinese