Choose 3 men from all eras who speak for humanity at the intergalactic conference.

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Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:20:16 2015 No.7310869 [Reply] [Original]

Choose 3 men from all eras who speak for humanity at the intergalactic conference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:22:37 2015 No.7310872 >>7310869 Mohammed, the other two are redundant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:24:30 2015 No.7310874 Muhammad, Buddha, Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:25:13 2015 No.7310876 >>7310874 jesus didnt exist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:30:12 2015 No.7310883 Carl Sagan, Winston Churchill, and Jesus (a good dude even if he wasn't the son of a Jewish war god).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:31:55 2015 No.7310889 >>7310869 Patrick Stewart playing Jean-Luc Picard and unable to break character.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:32:01 2015 No.7310890 >>7310876 The historical consensus is that Jesus, the physical person, did exist. He was just a very effective cult leader and evidently a nice person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:33:42 2015 No.7310892 >>7310869 Teddy Rosevelt, Isoroku Yamamoto, and Mr. Universe version Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:33:59 2015 No.7310894 Albert Einstein Abraham Lincoln Winston Churchill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:34:18 2015 No.7310895 >>7310889 Acting. Though, if he were going to the intergalactic conference, I wouldn't be surprised if we could manage to actually let him be Captain Picard for real, for the rest of his life. Enterprise and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:35:00 2015 No.7310898 >churchill for what purpose, talented orator but shit politician and drunk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:35:49 2015 No.7310900 >>7310895 Make it so.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:36:53 2015 No.7310904

>>7310883
>Carl Sagan
>>7310890
>very effective cult leader
>>7310872
>implying what God revealed to Muhammad wasn't based on what earlier prophets had been told
>implying Muhammad didn't need a foundation
>implying all Prophets of God aren't equal, just Muhammad is last
Literally meme-tier, all of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:38:55 2015 No.7310910 Hulk Hogan. No one else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:39:48 2015 No.7310912 File: 1.88 MB, 1988x2362, sevenofnine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310889 >>7310889 I laughed so much at this. thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:40:07 2015 No.7310914 >>7310904 no anon, you are the meme muhammed was the most relevant prophet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:41:59 2015 No.7310919 >>7310904 Are you saying that Jesus did not start an incredibly popular offshoot cult of Judaism? Christianity is really, really big these days, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:42:46 2015 No.7310923 >>7310869 shakespeare Einstein churchill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:42:46 2015 No.7310924 >>7310889 Only if the delegates are male. If they are female we clearly want Kirk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:44:24 2015 No.7310928 seems like /sci/ has a huge boner for churchill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:45:26 2015 No.7310932 Archimedes Albert Einstein Data from Star Trek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:46:46 2015 No.7310936 >>7310928 He may had his paranoid era at WWII, but he was an erudite.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:49:56 2015 No.7310943

>>7310928

Well, we need a politician, a scientist, and somebody who's knowledgeable about feelings and human nature and all that crap.

For the politician, Churchill is a good enough orator and a not-give-a-shit enough drunk that he'd probably have the best time dealing with the fact that he's surrounded by aliens and making a case for humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:50:41 2015 No.7310944 >>7310869 Julius Caesar Joseph Stalin Mein Führer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 02:55:57 2015 No.7310951 >>7310943 that makes sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:00:04 2015 No.7310958 Stephen Colbert Neil deGrasse Tyson Big Red

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:03:10 2015 No.7310964 >>7310943 George Washington Albert Einstein Gandhi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:05:04 2015 No.7310968 >>7310964 Thomas Jefferson*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:10:26 2015 No.7310974 >>7310964 Georgie would have a fucking heart attack. How's he supposed to deal with aliens if he can't deal with black people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:15:53 2015 No.7310982 >>7310974 That's why I changed it to Thomas Jefferson, who owned slaves yet wanted to end slavery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:20:04 2015 No.7310987 >>7310982 Jefferson was a good writer, but a thoroughly unremarkable orator.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:23:27 2015 No.7310992 >>7310987 I believe that while he was not a great orator, it's his philosophy, and his story that I'd ultimately like to represent humanity.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:23:33 2015 No.7310993

>>7310974
>How's he supposed to deal with aliens if he can't deal with black people?

He'd probably admire the aliens for their scientific (and probably cultural) superiority.

Personally I'd send:
Albert Einstein
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Sun Tzu

>Multiculturalism
Check
>Quantum physicist
Check
>Appeal to humanity (we have to support this delegation after all)
Black science guy's got it checked
>Leadership
Sun Tzu was no scientist, but as a diplomat and a general he'd be pretty good at adapting to whatever situations would arise at the Galactic Council. Plus he could quote some Art of War stuff to make the aliens think we're at least semi-philosophical and knowledgeable about war as a species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:30:12 2015 No.7311003 >>7310993 The most reddit post on 4chan award

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:31:09 2015 No.7311005 File: 2.57 MB, 480x272, 1429422222503.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310869 richard feynman alexander hamilton aristotle >also tfw SJWs see the word "men"

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:32:47 2015 No.7311006

>>7310992

OP is specifically saying that the delegation is speaking for humanity.

We don't want someone to go and stumble over their words in front of the representatives of civilizations much more powerful than ours. We want someone who can give a rousing performance and put a chill in the bones (or exoskeletons) of those who harbor intentions of moving against us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:38:49 2015 No.7311015 what do they say if the aliens ask why we only sent males?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:03:48 2015 No.7311039 >>7311015 then we've already intragalactically triggered them and our obliteration is imminent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:08:46 2015 No.7311045 Jamie Hyneman Adam Savage Jimmy Carter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:09:24 2015 No.7311047 Y u no like women If we show ayylien big tits they will cooperate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:10:39 2015 No.7311049 >>7310869 Pol pot Jacob barnett Moot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:13:53 2015 No.7311056 >>7311006 Hitler Bill Clinton and this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:22:49 2015 No.7311066 Reagan Thatcher And a pure child of Reagan and Thatcher who grew up with exposure to no one else

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:34:51 2015 No.7311070 File: 11 KB, 440x150, the_secret.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310869 >Choose 3 men.. No need. The other conference participants already know about us, and much, much better than we do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:44:52 2015 No.7311131 >>7311070 im ok with this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:49:46 2015 No.7311135 Plato Bertrand Russel Churchill or Eisenhower

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:59:56 2015 No.7311142 File: 47 KB, 600x450, cb8[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Literally only one woman nominated ITT >mfw they imply there isn't a sexism problem in science

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:00:06 2015 No.7311143 -Opra -some random chinese peasant -the guy who invented candy corn All should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:03:56 2015 No.7311146 >>7311142 Read the OP you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:04:12 2015 No.7311148 >>7310869 To mankind is necessary only one human. Steven Anthony Ballmer. He sells to them windows. He will purchase from them the draft of spaceships. It is enough for us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:08:32 2015 No.7311154 >>7311146 >Choose 3 men >men - plural of man n. >man 1. A human being... used explicitly as a designation equally applicable to either sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:11:18 2015 No.7311158 >>7311142 then choose your three

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:12:37 2015 No.7311159 >>7310883 >Hellloooww allien beings... Wolcum to our planett. Here we are billions and billions of humansss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:17:58 2015 No.7311163 Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Neil DeGrasse Tyson

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:56:43 2015 No.7311297 Michio Kaku Carl Sagan Black science guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:01:25 2015 No.7311307 File: 1.83 MB, 3996x2808, 1349542486078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310869 Rupaul The buff William Shatner and Bertrand Russell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:16:50 2015 No.7311323 Elon musk bill gates warren buffet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:20:23 2015 No.7311334 >>7311158 lindsay lohan anita sarkeesian pamela anderson

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:23:04 2015 No.7311339 File: 64 KB, 263x317, ohyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311334 >anita sarkeesian >anita >sarkeesian Let the first invasion of earth commence! :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:25:53 2015 No.7311342 Ted bundy, Helen Keller, Abraham Lincoln

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:32:08 2015 No.7311348 charlie manson charlie parker charlie bronson

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:33:05 2015 No.7311349 File: 155 KB, 1024x768, mochizk11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ted Kaczynski Shinichi Mochizuki Friedrich Nietzsche

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:34:13 2015 No.7311351 Seth MacFarlane Richard Dawkins The Amazing Atheist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:36:18 2015 No.7311355 File: 92 KB, 500x579, 1288242941942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311348 Charles Lindbergh Charles Chaplin Prince Charles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:36:57 2015 No.7311356 File: 97 KB, 583x783, mochi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311349

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:42:06 2015 No.7311361 Gandhi Einstein A poor woman from some 3rd world country who has had to struggle to mantain her family Gandhi for politics Einstein for science The woman to show "our heart"

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:42:58 2015 No.7311362

>>7310869
Why are you guys only choosing the highest level guys? Shouldn't you mix in a dumb person or something?

Considering 99% of the entities at a galactic conference will be more intelligent than anyone we could supply anyway. Wouldn't it be more strategic to throw someone in there so that the whole of humanity won't be held to such a high standard?

I would rather we be judged as just stupid compared to evil. Stupid is a shortcoming, evil is a disease that may infect the rest of the galaxy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:50:44 2015 No.7311366 >>7311362 >Shouldn't you mix in a dumb person or something? You're right We should send Kim Kardashian, Piers Morgan, and Obama.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:55:57 2015 No.7311369 Ghengis Khan Adolf Hitler Hulk Hogan They should fear the human race.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:58:19 2015 No.7311371
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>>7311362
Realistically if we had to send three delegates to an intergalactic conference it would turn into a popularity contest and would ultimately be decided by a committee. (euro-vision featuring the un)
So it would end up being a pretty bland mix with the delegates spouting popular human tropes like love, unity and the importance of team work. Then to be offended when we discover that none of our characteristics are unique and we're the dumbest sentient species around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:58:53 2015 No.7311372 Bob McKenzie Doug McKenzie Red Green

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:11:06 2015 No.7311387 File: 26 KB, 381x480, suave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311372 So all humans are Canadian hey? How bout some BC bud, hey mr. Q?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:13:04 2015 No.7311388 >>7311377 *Gauß

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:14:50 2015 No.7311391 File: 157 KB, 576x738, Carl_Friedrich_GauB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:18:37 2015 No.7311399 >>7311387 (/ω＼)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:19:23 2015 No.7311400 >>7311391 Gauss proceeds to explain the advantages of a Monarchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:22:41 2015 No.7311409 >>7311142 Prime example of people finding sexism where they simply don't understand something. Stop pushing your cults beliefs into every situation you see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:24:57 2015 No.7311414 >>7311142 Literally only one woman nominated ITT >>7311409 Also anita sarkeesian was chosen. Anita............Sarkeesian

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:25:37 2015 No.7311415 >>7311362 Define evil

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:25:45 2015 No.7311416 File: 486 KB, 469x463, 1424848182481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311409 >thinking the male brain, which is wired to only wage war and rape, is capable of representing the human race as a whole, EVER

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:29:20 2015 No.7311421 >>7311416 >hey loser, if you don't believe in my political belief, ur UGLY! Feminism: not even once

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:29:25 2015 No.7311422 >>7311414 Yeah so that counts for all the women since they would most likely murder the rest of the women after meeting her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:31:24 2015 No.7311423 >>7311416 Thinking that bait is delicious fedora tipping. Ok it is. So name your female candidates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:34:04 2015 No.7311426 Fact: society wouldn't work without women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:36:56 2015 No.7311432 >>7311426 >So name your female candidates. or post Tits

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:43:15 2015 No.7311436 The dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding guy.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:48:04 2015 No.7311444 >>7310910 Nice.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:50:50 2015 No.7311447

>>7311415
Evil is relative. I like to view stuff from a systems standpoint which allows for different interpretations yet useful. Most of the time evil doesn't view itself as evil.

Evil is any system/subsystem that threatens(corrupts or increases entropy) a larger system or another system from the perspective of the primary system of focus.

Wordings kind of weird but it's the best I can do to get my idea across. ex. communism in relation to democracy, cancer in relation to the body as a whole, bad apple in relation to a batch of good apples, white man in relation to native americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:54:37 2015 No.7311454 >>7310993 >Quantum physicist I hope you didn't mean Einstein.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:55:20 2015 No.7311455 File: 38 KB, 432x495, 1424832846694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311454 Get the fuck out, cuck.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:56:44 2015 No.7311458
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>>7310943
>politician
>not Solomon
This wins.

>>7311006
>intentions
That's not in the opening post at all.

>>7310904 is accurate; a lot of these suggestions are meme levels of awful.

>Implying evolution doesn't get told to go sit in the irrelevance corner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:58:02 2015 No.7311459 >>7311361 Poor third worlder seems more like a selfish bitch who got way more children she could afford to raise because she thought she would be rich when they all started working (yes; common African sentiment. source: African).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:58:39 2015 No.7311460 Borat Ali G Bruno

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 10:59:57 2015 No.7311462 >>7311455 Einstein actively tried to bash QM for most of his career and made absolutely no contributions to it. GR/SR+all his other shit =/= QM.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:02:37 2015 No.7311464 >>7310869 >1 Gold shirt >1 Blue shirt >1 Blue/Red shirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:04:09 2015 No.7311467 File: 54 KB, 412x586, Tyler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311422 K E K E k

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:11:02 2015 No.7311471 Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:19:51 2015 No.7311485 >>7311471 >The socratic method isn't the most popular learning tool The fug is this

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:23:41 2015 No.7311498

>>7311471
dude they would literally ignore the aliens and start discussing between themselves about how important is the empeiria or what art is the best
that is, if plato and aristotle don't kill themselves when they see how awful (in their opinion) humanity has turned out

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:23:54 2015 No.7311499

>>7311462
>Einstein actively tried to bash QM

Well that's not entirely true, he thought it described the universe insofar as it went, but he thought that it was incomplete. He was an advocate for a local hidden variables theory, in fact he advanced the EPR paradox to show that QM had to be incomplete and that it had to be local hidden variables that would complete it.

>absolutely no contributions to it.

Well again there was the EPR paradox, Einstein was also the first to propose the idea of a quanta of energy as being a physical thing, before that Planck had thought that it was more of a mathematical abstraction and that this model was flawed because of them, moreover Einstein was the first to propose the idea of wave-particle duality which would ultimately influence De Broglie. Finally there are the Bohr-Einstein debates, it was through these debates that Bohr, and by extension the physics community, were better able to understand QM.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:25:32 2015 No.7311505 go back to ninegag you meme sprouting asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:28:22 2015 No.7311510 >>7311499 Interesting. I won't try to pretend I knew half of that. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:31:08 2015 No.7311518 >>7311355 charlie sheen charlie dickens charlie Darwin bonus female trio: Charlie's angels bonus fantasy trio: charlie brown charlie bucket charlie weasley

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:31:40 2015 No.7311520 >>7311459 I had something more "mexican" in my mind. Mexican women from last century used to have more children because "god sent them". It's stupid, of fucking course, but they are so stupid that it's actually cute and human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:36:35 2015 No.7311530 >>7311520 It's not their problem, per se, that science isn't solving problems more efficiently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:37:21 2015 No.7311531 >>7311520 >minority slinging shit at other minorities Naw, that's cute as hell. It's like monkeys slinging shit at each other. Crude, but adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:41:51 2015 No.7311535 Jacob Barnett (for those of you ignorant, he's a mega genuis who disproved einstein) Gilbert Gotfreid (for the lulz) OP because there are too many faggots on this planet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:47:56 2015 No.7311542 Hellen Keller Ismail Enver Pedro II

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:51:48 2015 No.7311545 me and 2 of me m8s wud b laff

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:13:24 2015 No.7311571 >>7311159 You mean >yoomanss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:15:44 2015 No.7311577 me mymen Dr Pavel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:21:10 2015 No.7311586 File: 75 KB, 499x499, 1428882403167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311577

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:22:25 2015 No.7311589 >>7310904 >>implying what God revealed to Muhammad wasn't based on what earlier prophets had been told >>implying Muhammad didn't need a foundation >>implying all Prophets of God aren't equal, just Muhammad is last Source on these assumptions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:32:17 2015 No.7311605 Adolf Hitler Pythagoras Michelle Obama

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:38:28 2015 No.7311615 John Stewart, Bill Maher and Neil degrasse tyson

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:02:06 2015 No.7311660

I'm only choosing people that are living today because that's a bit more realistic:
The Dali Llama-although his politics are extremely idealistic, I believe he's the one person on earth today that if given the world to run wouldn't become corrupt.
Steven Hawking-a great mathematician and scientist, he could easily explain higher maths the way other physicists just wouldn't be able to. Plus he shows the aliums that even the most physically volnurable humans are usefull.
Neil Degrasse Tyson-although he's a meme, he's the best person to show that not all niggers are uncivilized, while also being able to delegate information to the public because he at least understands what Steven Hawking would be talking about (rather than someone like Obama).

I realize this last choice kind of sucks, and maybe we'd be better off with a language expert in an attempt to solidify communications with the aliens. But I don't know who the top language expert living in the world is and I honestly doubt they'd be able to contribute other representing a large variety of cultures.

Other kek worthy candidates:
>George Lucas
>Putin
>guys from south park

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:21:40 2015 No.7311697 >>7310869 Me, beyonce and shakira. Don't care about the fucking aliens. It'd be one big rapefest on the way over there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:29:45 2015 No.7311706 File: 108 KB, 680x684, 1429278555366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311697

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:29:52 2015 No.7311707 >mfw our people get to the ship and the aliens only send 3 of their own >ancient autistic philosopher alien >very brilliant recently deceased alien that founded a single alien theory >grey headed meme alien that believes they helped with our pyramids

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:39:37 2015 No.7311730
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George Patton, Douglas MacArthur and Barry Goldwater. Nixon can come too as an observer.

We need to show the aliens that we're ready to meet them with superior firepower and make whatever sacrifice is necessary to preserve the American Dream, American Values and The American Way Of Life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:39:51 2015 No.7311732 >>7311660 > a bit more realistic > intergalactic conference Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:41:53 2015 No.7311738 >>7310869 Otto Von Bismarck Kaiser Wilhelm II Manfred Von Richthofen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:42:05 2015 No.7311741 File: 343 KB, 2048x1366, 8880731807_6d44687445_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311730 Seriously this. My tax dollars will pay to spread Freedom™ across the galaxy and universe just like it pays to spread it across Earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:42:59 2015 No.7311743 >>7311697 Anus enlargement is a by-product of hyper sleep. Everyone knows that..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:43:44 2015 No.7311745 Hitler Stalin Mao Better not fuck with us aliums

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:46:08 2015 No.7311749 >>7311660 Noam Chomsky for linguist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:47:06 2015 No.7311752 >>7311732 There's a higher probability that an intergalactic conference wants to meet with us peacefully than there is of us bringing back dead scientists from their prime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:47:26 2015 No.7311753 >>7310869 Carl Sagan Christopher Hitchens Stephen Hawking All would have notes attached that say "Please fix"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:49:06 2015 No.7311756 >>7310869 If we want to befriend them: Einstein FDR DaVinci If we want to make them fear us: Stalin Julius Caesar All of /b/ as a single combined entity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:02:26 2015 No.7311770 >>7310919 Ehh, it mostly a plebian thing. The empire will surely crush it, after all they would have to actually be supported by god to oversome the power of the empire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:04:42 2015 No.7311777 Best Scientist Best Mathematician UNSG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:04:54 2015 No.7311778 >>7310993 I think black scince guy could win the aliens support by giving them gifts. I once heard that he has more bikes in his garage than particles in the universe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:10:21 2015 No.7311783 Only 4 Hitlers? For shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:13:31 2015 No.7311791 >>7310910 I kek'd so hard at this BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:45:10 2015 No.7311836 File: 331 KB, 1066x943, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310869 Father George Coyne President Dwight D Eisenhower Salvador Dalí

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:48:01 2015 No.7311839 File: 42 KB, 432x338, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311777 >sending the United Nations to to America's job Look at him Look at him and laugh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:49:11 2015 No.7311840 >>7310876 He probably means the hard worker that does the lawn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:50:21 2015 No.7311842 >>7311391 >dat filename Topkek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:50:29 2015 No.7311843 Gabe Newell, Sony President, and Microsoft President. Give them games and hopet hey like the games to the point that they won't destroy our species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:52:26 2015 No.7311849 >>7310869 /pol/ We can scare them away with all that edge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:02:12 2015 No.7311865 Hitler Richard Stallman Varg Vikernes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:06:42 2015 No.7311874 >>7311005 >richard feynman noice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:11:17 2015 No.7311882 >>7311369 Kekked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:13:55 2015 No.7311889 Einstein, Jung, William H Gates III

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:21:44 2015 No.7311905 File: 448 KB, 710x592, 1394346568769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nietzsche Voltaire Rasputin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:22:28 2015 No.7311906 >>7311070 >already know about us, and much, much better we do. most intelligent answer of this whole list

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:34:31 2015 No.7311918 Kubrick Rommel Einstein

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:35:43 2015 No.7311919 >>7311070 The conference would probably secretly be a test to see if they should instantly glass our planet or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:40:32 2015 No.7311925 >>7311039 God damn matriarchal insectoids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:54:49 2015 No.7311953 jesus sun ztu a top tier member of the illuminati I think that would be good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 15:58:02 2015 No.7311966 Diogenes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 16:07:37 2015 No.7311990 Neil DeGrasse Tyrone Richard Dawkins Michio Kaku

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 16:19:49 2015 No.7312012 >>7310890 >Jesus was just a cult leader How can a cult last 2,000 years?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 16:21:32 2015 No.7312014 >>7312012 by becoming so big that it's called a religion.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 16:25:51 2015 No.7312022
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>Sending politicians instead of businessmen
>Sending scientists

Politicians will just start a war, our scientists will be laughed at, Think when the Africans sent their best witch doctors to impress the British 200 years ago. A businessman is the only person the aliens would find useful because no matter how dumb we are compared to them, we probably have some resource that they would like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 16:28:38 2015 No.7312028 File: 188 KB, 900x1200, 1389258767847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7312014 >Christianity is just a cult >I know more than all the 2000 years worth of great thinkers who came before me and believed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 16:40:53 2015 No.7312045 Mike Brown Treyvon Martin Darren Wilson

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:00:57 2015 No.7312091 >>7311349 saved to my rare mochis folder

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:16:00 2015 No.7312128

>>7310890

The historical consensus is that most historians don't specialise remotely in that era and don't want to upset the bible thumpers by saying anything other than "sure, I think Jesus existed!"

No record of the big C exists until many many years after his alleged death. (93AD is the earliest, Josephus' Antiquities of the Jews).

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:17:36 2015 No.7312130
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>>7312022
>implying our science is not at least somewhat relevant to theirs
>implying in such a case that some regional manager of dennys could understand anything such advanced races would want

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:36:56 2015 No.7312165 >>7312130 >Aliens can cross the galaxy in seconds >We have very few craft that can even make it 100 miles into space. >Our tech is relevant to theirs

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:47:40 2015 No.7312180

>Why not simply three people.

Randomly selected from all places, and all times, or perhaps slightly limited so we get a more wide represenation. This would, hypothetically, mot faithfully depict humanity.

I am not sure of what exactly this conference is for, but that seems the most fair method of choosing, as it can reasonably represent us, not as the face we want everyone to see, but as the face that we actually have. Or civilization certainly has its share of politicians and generals, scientists and religious leaders, but I would gladly take an infantryman from World War II over Churchill, a Gaulish peasant over Caesar, or a store clerk over Einstein. I have nothing against these public figures, but selecting only three, I honestly do not see a place for more than one. Even that would be overrepresentation.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:48:01 2015 No.7312181

>>7312165
>>7312130
>>7312022
>Implying this is in a completely unrealistic scenario in any of three people we could pick would be relevant to the aliens at all
We have to send them three curiosities they will find interesting
We're not going to treat with them or not going to make war they're going to say oh look at that isn't that cute and they're going to leave

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 17:51:51 2015 No.7312187 >>7310869 Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:01:20 2015 No.7312207 File: 16 KB, 615x409, Jihadi-John.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the other two can't make it due to.. technical problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:18:09 2015 No.7312245 >>7312180 >Chinese peasant girl >Chinese peasant girl >Chinese peasant boy Brilliant plan, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:31:14 2015 No.7312277 >>7311905 My philosophe Excellent choice I nominate myself, Voltaire, and Reagan (the original sith lord)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:33:34 2015 No.7312284 -Jaden Smith will represent science -Nicki Minaj will represent culture -Gerard depardieu will represent Gerard depardieu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:47:24 2015 No.7312307 >>7310869 Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson, Ayn Rand. Show them dam freaks America ain't one to be fucked around with, maybe start up a trade partnership.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:49:04 2015 No.7312310 >>7310869 Churchhill, Grothendieck, Kant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:53:59 2015 No.7312320 >>7312245 You're right, we have to bring a cuck like you to represent the internet, and people sharing your sexual fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:01:38 2015 No.7312333 File: 291 KB, 547x513, 1377147789237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7312320 Woah anon, did I trigger you or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:02:39 2015 No.7312336 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 1300953742866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7312333 Not at all. Nice trips though, cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:05:09 2015 No.7312341 Feynman, Aurelius and Shia LaBeouf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:06:26 2015 No.7312344 >>7312336 thanks amigo :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:41:10 2015 No.7312402 >>7311159 I couldn't resist reading this out loud

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:29:27 2015 No.7312470 >>7310869 >Hitler >Hitler >Hitler

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:59:50 2015 No.7312504 >>7310869 Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln I very much like American presidents. Dat freedom in representation

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 21:02:32 2015 No.7312509 >>7312504 >freedom in representation >chooses three white males from the same time period and country who shared similar view

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 21:15:32 2015 No.7312526

I think we would want to send one person iconic to human culture overall, a prominent and persuasive politician, and a major scientist. Something like 3 politicians would falsely represent humanity too severely (not that any 3 people could show the diversity, but would be at least slightly better).

Personally I'd throw
>van Gogh
>Gandhi
>Hawking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 21:25:59 2015 No.7312546 >>7312509 >three white males Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 21:27:34 2015 No.7312552 >>7312509 No opinion matters other than that of the white american male.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 21:37:25 2015 No.7312569

>>7310869
Myself, Newton because hes a NEET like me, the human with the highest IQ to ever exist, whoever he is.

The god IQ human would merely be there to learn everything about what we see as quickly as possible using his 4 digit IQ. He can spew it out later for us and we can advance humanity incredibly fast for a while.

Newton would be there because he has the tenacity of an Irelia with Merc Threads and Elixer of Iron when going in 5v1. He would never stop trying to learn from the aliens no matter what happened.

I would be there because fuck you I wanna see some alien titties.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:17:23 2015 No.7312634

Niccolò Machiavelli
Subutai
Benjamin Franklin
Got the best political manipulator, greatest military tactician, and probably the best combo diplomat/entrepreneur .. no need for a scientist tech will be so advanced only AI's will get it,. but need people that understand the consequences of things

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:36:11 2015 No.7312649 temujin diogenes and a second leader. caesar or alexander, I guess?

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:43:24 2015 No.7312659

>>7311362
It would be strategic to send dumb people and make us look weak if we were strong, thus giving any would-be adversaries a false confidence which would soon be crushef. But as you put, we are the dumbest of the dumb in this intergalactic council (how you came to that is beyond me) (are you assuming it's a matter of space travel ability?), it would be strategic to appear smart/superior to thwart anyone going behind our back on anything, or worse an invasion. You never want to let the other guy know everything about you, because than you have no advantage, surprise or edge. Two rules to being successful in life. 1- never tell them everything you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:47:50 2015 No.7312665 >>7310894 Einstein was a savant, what would he do, teach the aliens about shit they already knew?

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:48:39 2015 No.7312667

No one else is thinking Augustus Caesar? Took one of the greatest empires to its height with (relatively) minimal bloodshed for the time, but mostly thru backroom deals and always finding a way to come out on top with the upper hand. That kind of tact certainly needs to be present.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:50:49 2015 No.7312668 >>7311462 >made absolutely no contributions to it. What is the photoelectric effect? You know, the thing he won a nobel prize for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 05:39:47 2015 No.7313235 Hitler, Christ and Martin Luther

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 05:54:42 2015 No.7313243 >>7310869 Ray Kurzweil Charles Darwin Socrates

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 06:19:12 2015 No.7313255 Honestly I wouldn't pick anybody famous. And nobody who isn't alive today. I'd pick a few amiable physically healthy individuals who have excellent general knowledge, analytical and empathic minds and who can work together towards single goal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 06:28:06 2015 No.7313259 >>7310932 I like the idea of humanity sending an actor portraying as an android to fool the ayyliums into thinking were advance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 10:24:05 2015 No.7313508 >>7310869 Otto von Bismarck, Winston Churchill and Madeleine Albright

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 10:48:17 2015 No.7313543 >>7312245 >Implying it wouldnt be 2 chinese boys and 1 girl

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 11:16:37 2015 No.7313581

I guess we're predisposed to choose people who we are exposed to. Historical people. Also we'd choose male as they are the dominant species.
1. America's holiest and sacred tv personality: Mr. Rogers.
2. Mbeki: He knows what people want from society. Whether Africa or America.
3. A true education saint: Ignatius of Loyola

Runner-ups include: merlin, king arthur, maitreya buddah, the heroes from schindler's list...etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 11:19:30 2015 No.7313586 >>7313581 Let me take out Mbeki from that list. And I'll add any peace-worker with a good heart and little fame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 11:31:45 2015 No.7313614 Vannevar Bush was about the smartest a guy can be without being a hyperspecialized autist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 11:33:54 2015 No.7313621 >picking scientists and/or politicians sammy sosa nate silver simone weil

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:05:56 2015 No.7313783

>>7310869
Mahatma Gandhi : Frighteningly skilled lawyer able to learn and respect foreign costumes while not yielding to aggression. Also preaching peace and understanding under any conditions to show not everyone is out to kill them.

Benjamin Franklin : Open minded statesman and brilliant scientist. Also can show emotion and passion while speaking without restraint when needed.

Hillary Clinton : Has dark modern day perspective with high level access. Eerily good at backroom deals and not bound by morals or ideals. Also familiar with similar types of settings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 14:14:35 2015 No.7313938 >>7312028 > principle of authority Way to go m8, don't worry you onn' right track

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 15:09:29 2015 No.7314062 Isaac Asimov Arthur Clarke Gene Roddenberry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 15:17:04 2015 No.7314074 >>7310869 What the fuck is an intergalatic conference?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 15:34:04 2015 No.7314115 File: 754 KB, 1070x686, jl2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 good looking Actors with perfect smiles with 500 writers behind them to tell them what to say Resurrect JimiHendrix, tell him he can say whatever the fuck he wants

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 15:35:22 2015 No.7314116 Dr. Pavel CIA Bane

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:33:45 2015 No.7314378 >>7314115 >2 good looking Actors with perfect smiles with 500 meaningless to aliens we probably all look the same to them seeing as they'd have no patterns in their brains dedicated to human facial recognition

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 18:07:03 2015 No.7314435 >>7313543 Actually, the odds might suggest a person from China, but three, would be improbable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 20:19:34 2015 No.7314813 1. Hitler 2. Stalin 3. Pol Pot Just to let them know how cruel we are to each other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 20:31:27 2015 No.7314852 File: 71 KB, 630x445, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dont know about the other two but I nominate Michael Rosen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 20:39:00 2015 No.7314877 >>7311660 Dalai Lama is a CIA operative

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 20:59:55 2015 No.7314941 >>7314378 Wild assumptions and claims

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 22:23:17 2015 No.7315235 >>7310869 Sade Machiavelli ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 02:51:03 2015 No.7315760 >>7310993 Holy shit. Is this how 14 year olds think these days? Please let this be b8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 02:55:22 2015 No.7315766 Some flaming homosexual that is black, overweight and short Asian American girl with thick framed glasses, some random new age dude from India that has the body of a white person but the complextion of a light skinned Brown person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 03:15:57 2015 No.7315804 >>7310869 Isaac Asimov, Socrates, John Lennon. Let's see what they make of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 03:36:01 2015 No.7315852 >>7311154 Wow. You insufferable little faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:25:42 2015 No.7316238 >>7312665 >implying aliens have to be smarter >implying aliens don't believe in us

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:30:35 2015 No.7316244 >>7311359 The rest of the smile is in the 4-th dimension.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:35:39 2015 No.7316250 >sci-guy Feynman >politician/historian/leader Putin, Dalai Lama, Washington, Hitler (kek) ? >m00t

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 10:11:59 2015 No.7316276 >>7310869 Henri Guisan Robert Oppenheimer Henri Dunant

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 10:48:27 2015 No.7316320 File: 28 KB, 400x186, fast_supper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310869 Moses Jesus Mohamed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 11:02:33 2015 No.7316337 Tesla Willy Brandt Darwin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 11:05:15 2015 No.7316345 >>7316337 Maybe Bismarck, instead of Brandt ..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 11:10:36 2015 No.7316353 >>7310869 Richard Kuklinski Vlad III Dracula Gustav II Adolf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 11:42:16 2015 No.7316413 Neil Degrasse - Shows intelligent side of humanity Gandhi - Shows the good side of humanity Me - I just want to meet some aliens, to be honest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 12:41:06 2015 No.7316549 Santa Claus Hitler Charles Manson

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 12:41:34 2015 No.7316550 RZA, JZA, and Ghostfacekilla

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 14:50:03 2015 No.7316816

If it were up to a popular vote I believe it would come down to the following three:
Winston Churchill- probably one of the most popular politician of all time. Mostly there to represent a leader for the other two.
Gandhi- incredibly fucking popular. People love the guy. Obviously would get voted in.
Black science man- people would want somebody to represent our intelligence. The two most popular science figures are hawking and Neil, but hawking isnt very useful as a delegate because of his condition.

If I were to choose I would just send US military leaders and terry Tao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:02:25 2015 No.7316844 File: 531 KB, 1920x1080, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7316550 >jza my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:11:46 2015 No.7316862 Einstein Aristotle David Foster Wallace

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:17:00 2015 No.7316873 >>7312128 >I have no idea how historians do history >"muh firsthand accounts" >"muh late records"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:24:26 2015 No.7316888 >>7316862 >DFW lel /lit/ detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:32:11 2015 No.7316906 >>7316888 >Richard Kuklinski >Vlad III Dracula >Me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:33:26 2015 No.7316908 >>7316888 Dfw had the most insight into the human condition than any other human in history.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:33:45 2015 No.7316909 >>7310869 3 diplomats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:36:59 2015 No.7316924 >>7311307 My gaydar sense is tingling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:38:42 2015 No.7316928 >>7316908 no he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:43:09 2015 No.7316938 Diogenes Isaac Asimov Stephen Hawking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:46:55 2015 No.7316951 >>7316928 yes he did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 15:49:34 2015 No.7316963 >>7316951 no he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:02:45 2015 No.7317004 File: 213 KB, 1024x768, 1433597585009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7311349 >>7311356 >>7311359

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:17:50 2015 No.7317044 >>7317004 >>7317004 ANd it's a .JPG

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:19:18 2015 No.7317048 >>7317044

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:19:43 2015 No.7317050 >>7317044 the most mathematical image format

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:41:27 2015 No.7317089 File: 158 KB, 500x334, 1433456997534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:41:41 2015 No.7317090 Mahatma Gandhi Adolf Hitler Jesus of Nazareth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:53:11 2015 No.7317109 >>7317090 Hitler killed two others. Select two more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:00:46 2015 No.7317124 >>7317109 He was a christian and against colonization. You point is moot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:09:38 2015 No.7317147 Stefan Molyneux

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:10:46 2015 No.7317152 >>7317124 The first was Jew and for this was killed. The second was against the plans of Hitler conquer Iran, Iraq and India and for this was killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 20:18:40 2015 No.7317417 >>7310869 >hurr durr carry bodies for unproductive talk Why not telecommunicate documents?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:35:33 2015 No.7318013 >Samuel L Jackson >Jackie Chan >Jackie Chan Those nigger aliens won't fuck with us Guaranteed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:37:00 2015 No.7318015 >>7310869 Gauss, Sartre, Douglass Adams

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:39:20 2015 No.7318018 >>7310869 >Da Hootch >Quzillax >XRation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:39:37 2015 No.7318019 >>7317147 Do you support humanity getting shot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:42:36 2015 No.7318021 >>7317417 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEpsKnWZrJ8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:49:00 2015 No.7318027 A random Chinese peasant from the han dynasty, a native American circa 1540, and a pre agricultural revolution hunter-gatherer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:52:19 2015 No.7318032 Bill Nye Carl Sagan Aalewis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 04:50:49 2015 No.7318156 Laozi Me Diogenes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:18:32 2015 No.7318185 Isaac newton Leonard Euler Cyrus the great

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:19:31 2015 No.7318186 >>7310876 >I don't like it so it cannot exist Keep telling yourself that, what ever gets you to sleep at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:24:40 2015 No.7318191 Dali Lama - Shows that we're not all huge d-bags. Also confident Teddy Roosevelt - Alpha as fuck, wouldn't let aliens try to dominate us Elon Musk - Really fucking smart and brave, this guy could walk through hell with suntan oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:32:51 2015 No.7318205 >>7310869 Newton Euler Hitler

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:43:37 2015 No.7318221 Good speaker: Obama Brainiac: Terrence Tao Military: Muammar Gaddafi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:49:03 2015 No.7318228 Laquisha Shaniqua Anita

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:57:48 2015 No.7318239 >>7310869 newton jesus jefferson

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 05:59:57 2015 No.7318243 >>7318221 >terence tao Literally meme-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 06:06:25 2015 No.7318252 Representing science and mathematics: >Quine Representing human ethics: >David Pearce Representing security: >Mitsuyo Maeda Can't believe you tricked me into answering this OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 06:06:46 2015 No.7318253 >>7318243 He's smart as fuck. Math is the language of the universe.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 06:14:36 2015 No.7318261

>>7318253
He's absolutely brilliant when it comes to problem-solving, but he has yet to actually make a real dent in the way we do mathematics. He doesn't have the vision of based Grothendieck, Hilbert, Mochizuki, Serre, Cohen, Gödel, Martin-Löf, Cantor, Russel, et alii.

I would rather have one of those fellows represent humanity's appreciation and grasp of what math really is than Tao, to be frank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 06:31:05 2015 No.7318274 File: 134 KB, 592x591, 1324570578708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zyzz Scooby Jeff Seid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 07:24:25 2015 No.7318304 >>7311743 They won't be hyper sleeping. I want to hear them scream and fight it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 07:51:34 2015 No.7318331 >>7318021 Yeah, it will take many years. I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:45:29 2015 No.7318690 File: 661 KB, 1798x612, piecetrio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say hello to the piece trio, guys.

>>	Carbon Tue Jun 9 14:13:36 2015 No.7318827 >>7310869 My nigga Max Planck My nigga Buckminster Fuller My nigga Churchill >inb4 someone else intelligent They said speak, not be an autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 14:16:18 2015 No.7318833 File: 62 KB, 580x352, top-gear..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:25:09 2015 No.7318961 >>7311738 >Bismarck Mein maximalpigmentierter Bruder

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:30:36 2015 No.7318973 >>7318191 >Dali Lama >implying Tibet wasn't a brutal theocracy with him at the head, which made practically no progress in the entire time they ruled, not unlike Muslim fanatics in the middle east He might be the douchiest person around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:36:11 2015 No.7318991 >>7318973 > brutal uhh citation needed? The dali lama seems to promote peace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:56:46 2015 No.7319041 >>7311535 >Jacob Barnett >mega genuis who disproved einstein lol, source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:58:56 2015 No.7319044 >>7319041 Check his twitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:00:16 2015 No.7319046 Alan Watts, Albert Einstein, George Lucas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:44:02 2015 No.7319117 Nietzsche, Foucault, Plato

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:49:08 2015 No.7319130 James Clerk Maxwell Randy savage Sun tzu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:41:05 2015 No.7319226 >>7310869 Leonardo Da Vinci Nikola Tesla Charles darwin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:57:23 2015 No.7319259 >>7319226 Shut up Teslafag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:00:38 2015 No.7319265 File: 281 KB, 490x639, Neumann.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7310869 Leibniz. John von Neumann. Goethe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:01:55 2015 No.7319270 >>7319044 hahahahaha this kid think Barnett 'disproved Einstein' hahahahaha fucking hell, man. /Sci/ is full of idiots. God.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:24:23 2015 No.7319317 Myself. Benjamin Franklin. Socrates. Why do you faggots think scientists would make good representatives? Good at science =/= good at relations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:44:42 2015 No.7319342 >>7310869 >3 men >women aren't allowed to speak Wow fucking kill yourself you misogynistic little twat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:45:35 2015 No.7319344 I'd choose Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin and Herbert George Wells.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 23:34:25 2015 No.7319863 This fucking thread... >Thinking scientists will make good diplomats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:52:39 2015 No.7320165 Hitler, Obama, and Gandhi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 02:00:48 2015 No.7320178 >>7320165 This. Or something like this, you want to choose people who are great with words and public speaking, not science and math.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:15:10 2015 No.7320367 Alan Watts Carl Sagan Socrates

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:29:37 2015 No.7320376 >>7320367 >Carl Sagan FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:31:04 2015 No.7320377 >>7319342 >women aren't allowed to speak DAMN STRAIGHT >IMPLYING A WOMAN HAS EVER HAD MEANINGFUL OR SIGNIFICANT INPUT LOL FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 05:04:12 2015 No.7320392 Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan and Vladimir Draculea

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 05:24:03 2015 No.7320402 Lao-Tze Zoroastro Miguel Serrano

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 05:30:41 2015 No.7320409 >>7311535 >lol dude i know this autismo kid who likes to write on walls n stuff >he disproved einstein too, yeah, go check his twitter >"Smartest" board in 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 10:09:49 2015 No.7320690 >>7319863 >Thinking we need "diplomats" in the event of a contact with many extraterrestrial civilizations, which are probably infinitely more developed than ours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 10:40:38 2015 No.7320729 Hunter S. Thompson Tesla Jesus You need to represent all of humanity, so you need a good spread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 11:04:00 2015 No.7320756 File: 4 KB, 225x225, 1373268960473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Busta Rhymes Stannis Baratheon Marie Curie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:36:12 2015 No.7321875 >>7310910 This!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:45:30 2015 No.7321893 Ted Nugent Mel Gibson Ronald Reagan

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:22:32 2015 No.7322042

>>7312165
>Aliens can cross the galaxy in seconds
Oh can they now? Didnt know they told you that. Or are you just suh a faggot that you resonate with OP so well that you could read his mind and find out what he was going to write after he cut the post short to suck more cock.

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