There was a spider in my house

[Chikorita No.7292320]

I need to identify the kind of spider, I'm afraid it to be dangerous for my family, thanks.

[Anonymous No.7292327]

>>7292320
if there is only 1 of them just kill the bitch but check dark corners and desks because if its nested you will get swarmed by bastard spider babies

[Anonymous No.7292329]

looks like a wolf spider

pro tip on dangerous spiders: if its black and has a big booty: kill. if it look like it has boxing gloves on its pedipalp: kill.

[Anonymous No.7292374]

Spiders are people too. So are plants, stop killing and eating them. DNA is a sentient molecule. Come to think of it, other molecules are too. Even subatomic particles. Stop fractionalizing electrons.

[Anonymous No.7292377]

>>7292320
looks like a common funnel spider to me. put it back outside in the bushes.

[Anonymous No.7292409]

>>7292329
Why not just value your life over a spider's and kill every spider you see, dangerous or not?

Why would you take the chance?

[Anonymous No.7292465]

>>7292320
It's a brown recluse, it causes death upon sight. You are fucked, OP.

[Anonymous No.7292469]

>>7292327
>not wanting to get rid of mosquitos, mites and flies
Shiggy diggy doo

[Anonymous No.7292484]

>>7292469
But then it lays eggs and you have millions of tiny spiders crawling everywhere and eventually they'll crawl into your microwave and be exposed to gamma radiation (I use gamma waves for cooking) and it will turn into strong men and I'm not gay so that's the opposite of what I want (weak women).

[Anonymous No.7292499]

>>7292484

[Anonymous No.7292511]

>>7292484
10/10

[Anonymous No.7292529]

>>7292484
>I use gamma waves for cooking

[Anonymous No.7292853]

>>7292484
>they'll crawl into your microwave
Maybe they just want to explore the Universe, anon.

[Anonymous No.7292902]

>>7292853
>pepe was created this way

[Anonymous No.7292919]

>>7292484