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Best memes sci ever produced.

Post em all

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>>7282659
LOL upvote here's mine

>> No.7282682

>>7282659
That meme's a meaningless tautology.

Pepe.tiff

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>PhD in Math
>Any job I want
>$300k starting

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The kill yourself meme, cuck.

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>> No.7282694

http://www.scribd.com/doc/233602815/Barnetts-Identity-Pdf1

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>> No.7282741

Is this a cringe thread?

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>implying lenardo had motions

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>> No.7283349

>>7282688
>0.999... > 1

>> No.7283355

>>7283258
After seeing this for a while and always ignoring it, now I get it

On an unrelated note, I've invented antisides because my sides have disappeared

>> No.7283360

>>7283341
This should be stickied at the top of the page.

>> No.7284801

>>7283315
How could someone fuck up a crop that badly

>> No.7284812

>No-one posted the "who wants to be a millionaire" pasta

This place has gone to the shits

>> No.7284818

>>7284812
It has been reposted at least 155 times.

>>/sci/reports/image-reposts

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>>7282659
I tried to start a meme but it didn't take.
I have deep shame.

>> No.7284833

>>7284831
I like it, anon

>> No.7284837

>>7284833
Meh.. all one can do is try,

>> No.7284844

>>7284831
I remember that anon, i laughed a bit when i first read that.

>> No.7284933

>>7283341
Yes, yes and yes.

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>>7283317
this is the best photo ever I swear

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>> No.7286314

"God is great and I feel his presence daily."

Isaac Newton.

>> No.7286622

>>7286295
OP here.

I swear to god I was the one who created that thread. I now feel accomplished.

>> No.7286629

>>7286622
You should kill yourself for creating that thread instead of searching google, you fucking faggot.

Stop shitting up /sci/

>> No.7286644

>>7286629
>Stop shitting up /sci/
>is shitting up /sci/ by the way he is telling people not to.
Don't embarrass yourself, anon.

>> No.7286648

>>7286644
>doesn't know about sage
Fuck off child

>> No.7286650

>>7286629
But wat bout d keks

>> No.7286670

>>7286648
>implying sage has anything to do with this

>> No.7286672

>>7286670
>being this dumb

>> No.7286679

>>7286672
>being this dumb

>> No.7286680

>>7286679
>helping to derail this thread

>> No.7286683

>>7286680
>thanks for noticing after 6 posts

>> No.7286690

>>7286680
>>7286683

What the actual fact are you two doing

>> No.7286718

>>7286690
>being this dumb

>> No.7286804

>>7282694
>published by Roger Penrose
>-1/12
maximum hyper kek

>> No.7286840

>>7282685
Lol, pretending to be blind and "accidentally" bumb into girls?.. is that the smugest hitting technique yet?

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DAE know this feel? lmao

>> No.7286869

>>7283321

p15 represent

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>>7286864

epic! epic for the win!

>> No.7286883

>>7286314
If I was as big a virgin as he was id name my hand god and proclaim to the world I felt god daily too

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Nothing will ever beat >psychology >science.


So engineer, scientist and mathematician get a task: calculate the volume of a given red ball.

Scientist remembers basic physics, puts ball in a tank of water, measures the change of the hight of water level and calculates the change of water volume.

Mathematician measures ball's radius and uses triple integral to solve it's volume.

Engineer opens his desk to find the "Spreadsheets of red ball volumes" [>2015] book and a dildo. Immediately he shoves the book up his rectum and searches dildo for a needed value.

>> No.7286950

>>7286864
>implying any of those questions are hard

>> No.7286957

>>7286950
>thinks he can solve the last one

>> No.7286960

>>7286957
1044xy^3+982523.

>> No.7286961

>>7286957
<span class="math"> = 1044x^2 y+982523 [/spoiler]
problem?

>> No.7286964

>>7286961
>>7286960
>y^3
>x^2
congratulations, you're both retarded.

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>>7286961
>>7286960

>> No.7286968

>>7286961
>>7286960
Retards, when presented with a letter or letters it's a first and foremost task to find their values. It's a fundamental law of maths, it's like primary school stuff, how can you not know this?

>> No.7286970

>>7286960
>>7286961
>xy^3
>x^2y

>not x^3y, despite problem being 522(x^3y)

At least you tried.

>> No.7286971

>>7286961
>>7286960
It's demoralizing knowing that there are people like these on here.

>> No.7286973

>>7286960
> name- and tripfag
So this is the sort of people to post retarded bullshit like that, it all makes sense now.

>> No.7286977

>>7286968
>you should find the values of the letters
>you should do more than simplify
>two variables
>no sim. eq.

>you should do more than simplify

>> No.7286979

>>7286977
That's why the last one is unsolvable. Why am I even talking to a fucking underaged kid?.. They should teach this in a couple of years.

>> No.7286983

>>7286979
It's not unsolvable at all. It has a solution, we don't know what is specifically being asked for. We have an equals sign followed by the symbol for "question", implying we need to put on the RHS an equivalent form of the expression on the LHS.

>> No.7286984

>>7286983
> autism intensifies

>> No.7286987

>>7286984
Sick irony.

>> No.7286995

>>7286983
No it's unsolvable because that equality implies you havr to find an expression and test the equality for all possible values of x and y. But there is not enough time in the universe to do so. Do you understand now?

>> No.7287001

>>7286995
Not true, because <span class="math">x^2\ge 0 \forall x\in\mathbb{R}[/spoiler], so you only need to consider +ve values of x so it should only take half as much time as there is in the universe.

>> No.7287005

>>7286718
exactly

>> No.7287012

>>7287001
>quantifier after formula
triggered

>> No.7287029

>>7287001
>hey guys I TOTALLY aced discrete math
>i'm, like, a math major ;)

>> No.7287030

>>7287012
if there was one instance I would use that word for, it would be that one too.

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>> No.7287079

>>7287012
I read symbols out loud in my head, and it sounds more natural if it comes after a single expression. If the figure is being reused I'll quantify it first, but "x squared >= zero for any x in R" sounds more natural than "for any x in R x squared >= 0".

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>>7286961
>>7286960

>> No.7288057

>>7286995
No, you moron.
He's saying that it depends entirely on what the question is asking.

If the instructions are "simplify" then it has a single, definite answer.

If the instructions are "find the values of x and y" then it has no single, definite answer.

>> No.7289849

>>7282659
LOL

>> No.7289863

>>7282682
lel...

>> No.7289873

>>7286943
Lol this is perfect.

>> No.7289876

>>7286864
That's not a DAE...

>> No.7289889

>>7286690
we're meme-ing, faggot

>he doesnt know how to meme
>he really is that dumb

>> No.7289998

>>7282659

take this to /b/ or some art board

>> No.7290054

>>7286864
yes and this is how it should be

>> No.7290058

>>7286964
misclicked
whoops

>> No.7290059

>>7289889
>he