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Anonymous Fri May 15 10:50:00 2015 No.7262727 [Reply] [Original]

/sci/ humour thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:53:56 2015 No.7262733 File: 507 KB, 1598x1066, ricardo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:54:43 2015 No.7262736 >>7262727 A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "Five dollars."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:56:02 2015 No.7262741 >>7262736 steep

Anonymous Fri May 15 10:56:11 2015 No.7262742

>>7262727
This is apparently a true story. It took place just outside of Munich, Germany.
Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "5 km/h above the limit. Sorry officer."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:57:12 2015 No.7262746 >>7262727 Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? A: Quack, quack, quack!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:58:36 2015 No.7262749 >>7262727 Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: Nothing, magnets can't talk and don't have genders.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:58:51 2015 No.7262750 What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito? Nothing: you can't cross a scaler with a vector

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 10:59:45 2015 No.7262751 >>7262727 When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force."

Anonymous Fri May 15 11:01:17 2015 No.7262754

>>7262727
An astronomy major had a part time job working in the university's off-campus housing office. One day, a fellow student, upon entering the office in thought about the morning lecture, asked, "What is an astronomical unit?" To which the astronomy major replied, "the distance between the Sun and the Earth."

Anonymous Fri May 15 11:02:17 2015 No.7262756

>>7262727
An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they aren't."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 11:23:23 2015 No.7262784 File: 118 KB, 700x622, smart books.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 11:29:44 2015 No.7262793 File: 11 KB, 423x104, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 12:13:15 2015 No.7262848 >>7262793 <span class="math">O^P = fag_go^t[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:18:24 2015 No.7263062 File: 27 KB, 496x531, cone dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:33:53 2015 No.7263110 Q: how do you model the temperature in hiroshima? A: dirac delta

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:35:43 2015 No.7263120 File: 16 KB, 798x368, diffeq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7263110

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:36:43 2015 No.7263125 File: 8 KB, 405x230, differential.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7263120

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:37:44 2015 No.7263129 File: 15 KB, 671x365, erwin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7263125

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:38:53 2015 No.7263134 File: 127 KB, 800x449, euler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7263129

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:40:12 2015 No.7263136 >>7262733 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLrAJ9j7yCY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:42:19 2015 No.7263146 >>7262750 mitch? it's spelled scalar

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:50:40 2015 No.7263170 >>7263125 i fucing loled

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:51:40 2015 No.7263176 yellow space with positive curvature > Bananach space

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:55:50 2015 No.7263186 File: 101 KB, 600x566, 1285769747156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is humor, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 14:57:19 2015 No.7263189 >>7263136 oh god this is so funy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 15:09:14 2015 No.7263200 >>7263186 Is this correct?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 15:13:02 2015 No.7263206 >>7263186 no, you've just got too many dank mamas on the theta

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 15:38:10 2015 No.7263260 >>7263200 Somewhat. There's not a lot of research into brain entrainment but there is definitely something interesting about the neurological basis of the altered states that dedicated buddhist monks can reach via meditation.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 15 15:49:04 2015 No.7263295 >>7263200 >>7263260 It's a lot like trying to figure out what genre of music you're listening to from a fourier transform of the sound

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:53:17 2015 No.7264521 File: 41 KB, 600x599, 1426031540114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:57:59 2015 No.7264526 File: 141 KB, 504x1776, 20100323.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 04:10:18 2015 No.7264540 >>7263129 Ohh god, I think a popped a vein for laughing this hard.

Anonymous Sat May 16 04:15:07 2015 No.7264550

>>7264526

>Rubiks cube
>solving it involves a simple algorithm
>you just iterate over and over until the cube is solved
>the epitome of boring
>implying this interests mathematicians

I'm a physicist myself, but I'm pretty sure Rubik's cubes are deemed incredibly boring by any serious mathematician.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 04:15:22 2015 No.7264551 >>7262750 Vector as in vector of infection/disease? That's a stretch.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 04:17:29 2015 No.7264556 File: 87 KB, 620x413, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7263125

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 04:43:04 2015 No.7264606 >>7262754 Blame it on Enlish not being my first language, but I don't get what other thing it could be

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 04:54:03 2015 No.7264627 File: 933 KB, 240x135, Pauli Exclusion Principle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 05:36:57 2015 No.7264681 >>7264606 Astronomical means "Very large", and units are another name for a house

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 06:08:03 2015 No.7264717 >>7264550 The given algorithms will get you to a solution, but it won't always be the fastest solution. The tricky part is trying to find a way to get from any unsolved state to a solved one in the shortest number of moves.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 06:10:15 2015 No.7264719 >>7264717 I know an algorithm that will find the shortest algorithm for any state

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 06:12:13 2015 No.7264723 >>7263129 I approve this joke

Anonymous Sat May 16 06:25:39 2015 No.7264737

>>7263129
My dad is a chemist and growing up this was one of the equations he'd keep spewing at me and telling me how hard it was to solve (He actually said it was H \psi = E \psi [/spoiler]). Growing up I could not figure out why he didn't just cancel out the \psi [/spoiler] and get H=E [/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 07:47:03 2015 No.7264821 >>7264737 <span class="math">\mathrm {\hat H} \psi = E \psi[/spoiler] is not the Schrödinger Equation though. But it is also used.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 08:14:16 2015 No.7264851 >>7262727 We use Nm for torque but not for energy. Why? Because a New-ter is not a jewel.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 08:25:26 2015 No.7264865 >>7264719 Do you know useful algorithms as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 08:30:50 2015 No.7264868 File: 220 KB, 849x400, 1430848155001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7262727

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 09:04:56 2015 No.7264895 >>7264868 my english was not sufficient to make sense of that run on sentence

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 10:01:48 2015 No.7264943 >>7264895 If I give you infinitely many payouts (of interest) that are infinitely small, will you become infinitely rich? I think you know enough English to understand the sentence, but not enough mathematics.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 10:12:41 2015 No.7264953 >>7264943 Infinite pennies is still just pennies, so no.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 10:26:10 2015 No.7264972 >>7264943 no i'll get one dollar

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 10:31:55 2015 No.7264980 >>7264953 Wow, you are so stupid. Not only are infinite pennies also infinite dollars, but I don't care for your opinion. I only care for proofs. If the series converges, then what does it converge to?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 10:34:27 2015 No.7264981 >>7264972 >>7264953 Here is the answer you retards: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_%28mathematical_constant%29#History This is the joke in >>7264868

Anonymous Sat May 16 11:41:23 2015 No.7265073

>>7264943
OH I FIGURED IT OUT

(people who think that capitalism is the enemy of) (the natural sciences and mathematicians) (are fools)
the rest makes sense without modification
as without banks to jew everyone around, scientists would feel demotivated to understand compound interest

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 11:59:37 2015 No.7265105 >>7264627 >filename kek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 12:09:22 2015 No.7265124 >>7262727 Does the glass have LSD in it? Because then I could agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 12:51:06 2015 No.7265184 >>7264627 Every time

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 12:59:50 2015 No.7265198 >>7262784 not understanding this one is this a joke on how smart books are viewed in generall public?

Anonymous Sat May 16 13:06:24 2015 No.7265206

>>7265198
I don't think it's really a joke. The meaning is: "you expect that reading smart books and becoming smarter yourself will help you see the beauty in the world, but actually ignorance is bliss and you will only become more self aware of how much the world sucks".
Pretty edgy if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:11:03 2015 No.7265215 >>7265206 yeah that is edgy. I dont see how understanding things should make you feel bad. Also dont trust books

Anonymous Sat May 16 13:12:26 2015 No.7265218

>>7264550

Solving a Rubik's cube is extra hard if you don't look at hints on the web. I know nobody who could solve it on his own.
Understanding the Rubik's cube is ultra giga nigga difficult and involves very tedious developments in group theory and representations.
Not to mention Rubik's revenge, Rubik's professort, Megaminx and all.
Mathematicians just love this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:13:58 2015 No.7265221 >>7264980 infinite penis \neq infinite dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:15:33 2015 No.7265224 >>7265218 jup I tried to but I realised how big it will get and just stoped

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:22:00 2015 No.7265239 this is math favorite math joke : > let epsilon be a great negative constant

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:26:09 2015 No.7265242 >>7265215 >Also dont trust books ilerminati

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:30:27 2015 No.7265247 >>7265242 illiterati

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:35:52 2015 No.7265257 >>7265242 ? Just saying that you should actually think about what the fuck some dickhead writes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:40:10 2015 No.7265261 >>7265247 smiled/10

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 13:43:19 2015 No.7265265 >>7265247 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 17:10:20 2015 No.7265669 >>7262736 >A neutrino walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "Five dollars."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 17:17:50 2015 No.7265692 File: 46 KB, 540x360, 0513_paul1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7265215 Enjoy your bliss, friend. Hope you'll never know how bad things really are.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 17:26:53 2015 No.7265710 File: 109 KB, 928x550, planck on god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 17:50:08 2015 No.7265751 File: 165 KB, 650x1637, perspective.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7262784 Fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 17:52:29 2015 No.7265754 >>7265751 I like it!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 17:53:29 2015 No.7265756 >>7262736 The joke is that neutrons can't walk OR order a drink because they're merely subatomic particles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:13:47 2015 No.7265773 >>7265215 >I dont see how understanding things should make you feel bad. >Also dont trust books excuse me if I sound edgy, but you sound really stupid

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:15:39 2015 No.7265778 File: 341 KB, 640x625, einstein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7265710

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:25:24 2015 No.7265792 >>7265751 10/10 if OC.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:25:39 2015 No.7265793 >>7265751 That abyss standing between them though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:27:41 2015 No.7265798 >>7265793 it's only like 100 books tall. you can do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:32:56 2015 No.7265803 >>7265798 But which books? Does the order matter? If so the chances of my stumbling upon these such books in the right order is like 1/googolplex slim

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:40:00 2015 No.7265814 File: 2.93 MB, 1024x576, hiroshima_sunrise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:04:44 2015 No.7265843 >>7265792 Nah, you can see this picture on facebook, 9gag, reddit, wherever.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:50:54 2015 No.7265984 File: 564 KB, 3199x2365, Chonsky Noan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:56:57 2015 No.7265992 File: 220 KB, 719x656, ea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:03:11 2015 No.7265998 >>7265692 the only question I ask myself: am I running into this double bait?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:13:47 2015 No.7266012 >>7262749 But in the question you presupposed that they did.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:20:54 2015 No.7266021 >>7265984 >>>7262727 (OP) I understand the reference, but how can the absolute value yield a negative result

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:30:21 2015 No.7266037 File: 625 KB, 1200x1826, 1431826046556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7265751 git gud fgt t. /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:34:40 2015 No.7266046 File: 88 KB, 1044x520, 1422738502203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 22:38:23 2015 No.7266128 >>7263129 i haven't studies this yet (just finishing first year uni) but if I'm viewing this right Ψ is a vector and Ή is a matrix right? would i be able to solve this by finding eigenvalues? sorry if i sound literally retarded.

Anonymous Sat May 16 22:46:55 2015 No.7266135

>>7266046
this post is funny, but Taylor series are the practical application. it is useful to have very close values for various numbers/functions when designing computer programs that model real world situations. series approximations are the discrete form of continuous functions. lots of algorithms basically work like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:16:39 2015 No.7266164 >>7265218 I got like 3 sides of my 5x5 cube solved before I got pissed that I couldn't get the other ones, and messed it up again. Kinda makes me want to try to solve it again. Never looked at any hints, or any sort of strategy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:22:21 2015 No.7266171 >>7262750 I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:37:29 2015 No.7266186 >>7266037 Why isn't nietzsche over all other plebs?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:54:08 2015 No.7266864 >>7266186 >I haven't yet realized Nietzsche isn't on top Read Moar

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 16:27:11 2015 No.7267806 File: 220 KB, 1000x563, 1413718136835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 17:10:21 2015 No.7267913 File: 281 KB, 1496x1052, michio kaka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 17:58:03 2015 No.7268001 >>7266128 That's pretty much right. The problem is the vector space you're in is infinite dimensional so you cant just solve a characteristic equation like you would for finite dimensional stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:08:49 2015 No.7268020 >>7266864 Who is dove guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:41:41 2015 No.7268104 lost to this https://youtu.be/C0c5yClip4o

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:42:54 2015 No.7268107 http://tensor.moe/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:45:25 2015 No.7268112 >>7268104 wtf am I watching??

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:46:14 2015 No.7268114 File: 527 KB, 800x450, 1403480976031.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7265215 >Also dont trust books

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:48:26 2015 No.7268122 >>7268104 >steven hawkings >the string theory

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:50:26 2015 No.7268125 >>7264681 Foreigner here, that joke was boring as fuck. Burning an US flag as we speak.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:51:49 2015 No.7268127 >>7264868 GauB is a GoD

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 19:52:40 2015 No.7268190 >>7268104 oh god

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:06:38 2015 No.7268213 >>7268020 stirner, /lit/ has a massive gay boner for his juicy boy hole

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:07:03 2015 No.7268216 >>7268104 truly the greatest scientist of our time

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:12:19 2015 No.7268223 >>7262742 actually there is a margin of 5km/h above the limitation that is tolerated because different car models won't display the same speed even if they're going at the same speed >themoreyouknow

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:13:19 2015 No.7268225 >>7264551 it's not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:15:49 2015 No.7268228 >>7268020 Max Stirner, an obscure german philosopher who was an influence on Karl Marx and Nietzche. Likes to call things he doesn't like "spooks". /lit/ is obsessed with him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 21:20:06 2015 No.7268363 >>7268228 Ahh I see He looks pretty cool. Hasn't got shit on me though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 21:59:21 2015 No.7268416 >>7268363 Post your novels.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 22:02:01 2015 No.7268420 >>7268416 Actually the reason I'm better than the best philosophers is that I haven't published any bullshit, unlike all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 22:14:05 2015 No.7268444 File: 176 KB, 700x525, 1340010999543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7268420 Posting counts as publishing, you know. >420 How fitting, kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 22:24:01 2015 No.7268463 >>7268444 Well I can't exactly post a novel in a 4chan comment so guess I'm still safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 22:33:03 2015 No.7268478 File: 112 KB, 625x538, 1430186826410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7267913 To be fair there was like one cameo and one made-up scientist who were bitchin' in science as well as in dem vag department.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 22:37:53 2015 No.7268484 >>7268478 >Pic related >cameo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 23:23:22 2015 No.7268572 >>7262736 A tachyon walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, ".srallod eviF"

Anonymous Sun May 17 23:49:02 2015 No.7268626

Okay so Newton, Einstein, and Pascal were all having a grand old time together playing some hide and go seek. It was Einstein's turn to be the seeker, so he starts counting to 100. When he starts counting Pascal runs away looking for a good hiding spot. Meanwhile, Newton stays there, and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square on the ground, and stands in the center of it. When Einstein is done counting, he looks up and immediately sees Newton and says "Haha, I found you Newton! I found you!". Newton then responded with "No, you found 1 Newton per square meter, you found Pascal!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 23:52:43 2015 No.7268636 >>7268626 kek. Good show, mate!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 00:10:21 2015 No.7268680 >>7266864 Fuck you Nietzsche is love Nietzsche is life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 00:32:08 2015 No.7268725 >>7268484 Oh yeah, there was Neil degrass too. I actually meant that cool "handsome" guy, you know.

Anonymous Mon May 18 05:00:03 2015 No.7269050

>>7268104

"If you collapsed all the mass down into the universe so there is no space between the mass, do you know how much mass there is in the entire universe? Well the whole universal mass can be consolidated down into the size of a bowling ball. That's all there is in the whole world, the whole universe. So how much mass are you? That's right: an infinitesimal amount. So if you take that formula, E=mc^2, you can almost cross out mass so the formula ends up being energy equals the speed of light."

Every fucking time. kek

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:08:01 2015 No.7269061 File: 1022 KB, 285x165, bLD59dL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shock dissipation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:13:35 2015 No.7269065 File: 1.63 MB, 295x254, XXXoutburst.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7265247

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:17:38 2015 No.7269069 >>7269050 If you weren't so closed minded and bigoted, you'd realize that she actually has some really good points. She even mentioned how what's in your quote could be explained by string theory. You're just ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:20:15 2015 No.7269070 >>7269069 :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:23:24 2015 No.7269073 File: 1019 KB, 251x290, Exercise-ball-jump-fail.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7269069

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:24:06 2015 No.7269075 File: 89 KB, 835x872, iGApZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7269050 Hue

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:26:05 2015 No.7269080 File: 128 KB, 1043x690, 1430542280238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7269075

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:27:01 2015 No.7269083 >>7268104 >she starts talking about bombing her neighbor's house fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:37:27 2015 No.7269101 File: 37 KB, 500x667, 84lmmNu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7269080

Anonymous Mon May 18 05:55:50 2015 No.7269139

>>7269101
Just look at this fucking guy
I bet half the class thought this was the funniest shit ever, and the other half of the class were too beta to do anything but pretend to laugh along with everyone else.
He probably even got some pussy from some dumb slut who thought he was extremely clever.

He even has a normal pencil sitting right there on his desk. It's probably his backup plan for when the rest of the class finishes the test before him and he realizes the joke is no longer funny when he's only 30% done with 10 minutes left on the clock

What an ass

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 05:56:26 2015 No.7269142 >>7268104 Very wise words. She knows her science better than the average /sci/ user. She should give physics lectures at uni.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 06:00:20 2015 No.7269151 File: 48 KB, 536x370, 1430275419839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7269101 I want his pencil if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 06:01:52 2015 No.7269154 >>7269061 fu now i need to fap again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:47:32 2015 No.7269358 >>7268478 Funny thing is that Michio Kaku actually said >>7267913

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:54:24 2015 No.7269367 >>7269358 But he's not even married. I mean he is quite a celebrity and a prof, so unless he's shy or something he's probably fucking his students, TAs and what not.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 09:13:15 2015 No.7269397 >>7269367 So?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 09:17:09 2015 No.7269410 >>7268572 that's pretty good actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 09:19:13 2015 No.7269414 >>7268572 i kekt rly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 10:05:44 2015 No.7269478 >>7262736 A neutrino walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, ""

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 10:09:15 2015 No.7269486 File: 151 KB, 1356x709, 1430540039485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 10:26:25 2015 No.7269513 >>7269486 That's not funny. On >>>/b/ they think this qoute is legit and that the man in the pic is Hawking

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 10:32:58 2015 No.7269522 >>7265751 >>7265814 These 2 should be combined.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 11:23:19 2015 No.7269623 >>7268104 Homeopathy = Alchemy Do I have this right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:13:02 2015 No.7269755 File: 246 KB, 1920x1080, 1394488073792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7269513 You should reconsider your life choices if you believe everything that is posted on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:20:39 2015 No.7269784 >>7269755 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:22:02 2015 No.7269788 >>7269784 Just reading that with his voice in my head made my day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:22:58 2015 No.7269792 >>7268104 by the great old ones would I have loved to be there just to laugh in her face for 8 minutes straight I want to sacrifice a goat to the gods of lost sides

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:28:44 2015 No.7269813 >>7269792 How can you laugh at that? I rage like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:41:30 2015 No.7269844 >>7269139 That is some clear b8, no is that salty over a harmless joke

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:56:20 2015 No.7269872 >>7268127 >GauB >not even trying to find the letter ß >or writing ss instead 0/10 would be disappointed again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:58:34 2015 No.7269876 File: 1.18 MB, 858x960, grigori quote.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:59:41 2015 No.7269878 >>7269844 Actually people like that exist, it's just much more probable he's baiting out and also it's apparent from his writing style.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 19:44:01 2015 No.7270688 any of you got the oppenheimer one about building nuclear bombs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:43:33 2015 No.7271241 Where's that pic about Turing test that says "Machines can't pass a Turing test, but let's face it - most women wouldn't either".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:18:05 2015 No.7271294 File: 67 KB, 458x350, 128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7270688

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:25:11 2015 No.7271303 File: 82 KB, 478x358, 1396051172385.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7271241

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:26:01 2015 No.7271307 >>7266021 cardinality, not absolute value

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:29:42 2015 No.7271314 File: 728 KB, 2000x1000, 1431518333099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue May 19 02:44:49 2015 No.7271435

>>7269813
Either you rage or you laugh, I find the latter more productive to both my mental sanity and my ability to discredit her work

If you rage against her she will get defensive and people in the audience won't change their minds, if you laugh uncontrollably then people will realize that you have a genuine reason to laugh, and realize they're listening to a retard

Anonymous Tue May 19 04:31:10 2015 No.7271558
File: 86 KB, 374x417, 1392456563178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>girl in my gen ed class
>she sees me studying for my calc test
>asks what I'm doing
>try to explain it to her but I'm just hitting water with a stick
>"well, i never got past elementary algebra, I never saw any practical uses in math, I hate it, I think we should be given the choice to take astrology instead."
>fuck
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 04:38:38 2015 No.7271573 File: 991 KB, 400x225, 1381452658329.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7268104 How is one person so fucking stupid?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:00:14 2015 No.7271591 >>7262733 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 05:17:43 2015 No.7271601 File: 589 KB, 650x560, satan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:32:19 2015 No.7271763

>>7268104
For a minute, I thought she was going to say something about making human bombs that they can set off whenever they so choose. From what she's saying, that could be possible, so Homeopathy should be stopped before terrorists can blow people up using just energy "bombs" instead of actual explosives. Homeopathy is the path to Satan.

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:35:27 2015 No.7271769

>>7268125
American here. We don't call houses "units". At least, not where I am. It's just a house. A unit sounds like a European type thing to say, to be honest. Probably the Brits.
Keep burning that flag, though. I'm glad you have the FREEDOM to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 07:40:22 2015 No.7271774 >>7262736 and the bartender said "We don't serve hypothetical faster-than-light particles here" A tachyon walks into a bar

Anonymous Tue May 19 07:42:33 2015 No.7271780
File: 19 KB, 595x454, spot-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:19:25 2015 No.7271808 >>7263062 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:30:15 2015 No.7271822 File: 1.84 MB, 1820x2234, Shininja.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:38:31 2015 No.7271825 File: 10 KB, 278x297, Tell me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7271558 >mfw people talk about how astrology is great but at the same time hate math and physics so you like shiny things

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:40:50 2015 No.7271826 >>7269139 he probably got some pussy because he's hot not because of a huge pencil tho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:43:44 2015 No.7271832 >>7268104 is this even legal? I mean, isn't charlatanism a crime? She's spouting straight-out wrong things

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:46:04 2015 No.7271836 >>7271832 > I mean, isn't charlatanism a crime? If it was, government wouldn't exist. Life is all about deception, you just have to know your shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:47:05 2015 No.7271837 >>7269139 >>7271826 > not recognising the guy who did Wolverine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 08:50:13 2015 No.7271844 >>7271837 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:30:07 2015 No.7271883 >>7268213 >>7268228 No, /lit/ is obsessed with Marx, and Stirner shit on Marx pretty disgustingly, so, naturally, the trolls post about Stirner to rile them up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 09:57:23 2015 No.7271922 >>7271822 yokozuna of math was funny the first 4 times

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:17:21 2015 No.7271953 >>7271883 >/lit/ is obsessed with Marx since when

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:42:11 2015 No.7271986 >>7271780 Is anyone else bothered by the misuse of the word "obviates" in this poem?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 10:49:18 2015 No.7272000 >>7268104 >mass is so small that we can just ignore it, so it becomes E=c^2 Sounds like the average physicist to me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 11:05:47 2015 No.7272018 >>7262754 Is this a /sci/ anti-joke, or just very badly delivered?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:04:51 2015 No.7272123 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzRSAHHrqGU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:06:05 2015 No.7272125 File: 132 KB, 1194x908, 1400893836935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:34:35 2015 No.7272198 >>7271825 You know, there is a subtle difference between astrology and astronomy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:36:28 2015 No.7272207 >>7271836 >tips fedora >>7272000 Not even a physicist would cancel out the mass like this in this equation. If it was <span class="math">E = m + c^2[/spoiler], then you could ignore math in most of the cases. But it's not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:38:06 2015 No.7272210 >>7272207 >ignore math lel I mean ignore mass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 12:39:42 2015 No.7272215 >>7272198 well THAT was embarassing I meant astronomy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:02:26 2015 No.7272266 >>7272123 thats a beautiful nasheed youve got there

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:13:03 2015 No.7272281 File: 26 KB, 640x480, le hat argument.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7272207 >>tips fedora Confirmed for insecure loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:24:22 2015 No.7272297 >>7271314 >le funny child rape maymay

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:25:12 2015 No.7272299 https://youtube.com/watch?v=jJAY3Yln_js How far can you get?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:29:00 2015 No.7272306 >>7272299 I've already had enough after 3 minutes of that homeopathy video posted earlier. Maybe on my next break, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:41:39 2015 No.7272323 >>7271314 What does astronomy have to do with tight, virgin pussy? You're really labouring the point, and there isn't even a joke to be pushing. It isn't that I find it offensive; it's just not funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:41:59 2015 No.7272324 >>7271826 >implying bitches dont dig huge pencils

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:42:29 2015 No.7272325 >>7268104 <div class="math"> lim_{m\to\0} mc^2 = c^2 </div> But of course!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 13:44:05 2015 No.7272326 >>7268104 >What if your neighbor's dog pooped on your lawn and so you made a bomb and threw it at your neighbor's house? That's what homeopathy is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:57:09 2015 No.7272498 File: 593 KB, 1206x713, 1399414762061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 15:58:42 2015 No.7272501 File: 108 KB, 910x500, oppenheimer nuclear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7270688 This one?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:02:35 2015 No.7272510 File: 1.48 MB, 1600x900, GREEN SPIKE MEME USAGE NOWADAYS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7272207 >> tips fedora So I read.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:04:31 2015 No.7272515 >>7272501 Is it intended that he looks like Clint Eastwood here?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:15:08 2015 No.7272525 >>7272125 I cringed. Is this considered a positive thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:46:52 2015 No.7272590 >>7272299 this is beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 16:59:50 2015 No.7272614 >>7269755 >e+pi=i+1+0 Lost

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 17:25:59 2015 No.7272661 File: 79 KB, 354x363, 1430701225907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7268104 >bombing your neighbour's house what

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 21:37:27 2015 No.7273025 >>7268104 >Dr. What I just can't believe this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:36:11 2015 No.7273568 >>7273025 Seriously, is this an ACTUAL eye doctor, who ACTUALLY graduated from an ACTUAL medical school?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 05:39:08 2015 No.7273570 >>7268104 >e=mc^2 >mass is insignificant >we can cancel m, therefore: >e=c

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:11:35 2015 No.7273586 >>7268104 My favorite thing about this is that even if you take what she says for granted her conclusion still makes no sense. >E=c^2 >you wouldn't bomb your neighbour's house >therefore homeopathy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:24:10 2015 No.7273597 >>7269755 >Michio Cuckold that was the tipping point, my sides

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 06:33:53 2015 No.7273607 >>7268104 >conservation of energy is a human limit >not a physical limit humans cant do that... its not humanly possible. jesus fucking fuck. wow. sharing with everybody, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 10:19:51 2015 No.7273850 File: 40 KB, 300x544, 1423478839191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 12:32:02 2015 No.7274154 >>7264719 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 13:43:09 2015 No.7274279 >>7273850 I don't know why but this image always cracks me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 13:47:39 2015 No.7274287 >>7267806 Keksimus maximus

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 13:50:09 2015 No.7274294 >>7265984 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 13:51:14 2015 No.7274297 >>7266164 it's precisely the 2 last faces that are hard when solving a cube with a naive approach

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 15:18:36 2015 No.7274430 /watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 15:47:56 2015 No.7274491 >>7272299 So fucking boring. Like there aren't enough delusional people irl. Oh right, you guys don't leave your basement.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 15:50:35 2015 No.7274500 File: 35 KB, 720x540, 1423480543216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The way he points gets me everytime

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 15:57:59 2015 No.7274522 >>7274500 Yeah it doesn't work for non-niggers. But what the fuck is with "theoretical mathematics"? It's like irrational pi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:06:58 2015 No.7274541 >>7262751 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:15:16 2015 No.7274561 File: 112 KB, 800x449, 1407994859685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7273850

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:17:48 2015 No.7274565 File: 443 KB, 1280x1024, 1393645500078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:18:55 2015 No.7274569 File: 113 KB, 1033x410, 1393646258027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:24:30 2015 No.7274579 >>7274154 you don't like A*?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:28:45 2015 No.7274589 >>7274541 > answered no pleb ever I guess is the subtext.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:31:46 2015 No.7274598 File: 1.24 MB, 1920x1200, Albert-Einstein CS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7274569 Do him with picrel quote.

Anonymous Wed May 20 16:49:55 2015 No.7274630

Also good for Feynman:
> Some things I publish and say on my lectures are so innovative that people wonder if I'm on drugs. I am in fact on drugs - well, on a drug - it's called Richard D. Feynman: it's not available, cause if you try it once you'll die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body... [Too much? Well, with that said, let's begin our quantum diagram lecture.]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 16:56:24 2015 No.7274638 >>7274565 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 17:03:15 2015 No.7274650 >>7266046 Is this post where the 1/12th meme comes from?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 17:04:44 2015 No.7274653 File: 248 KB, 250x184, goddamnit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7268572 >A tachyon walked into a bar Let me guess, it moonwalked?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 17:08:18 2015 No.7274661 File: 664 B, 101x51, prod_e_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7274650 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 17:08:23 2015 No.7274662 >>7266046 I dont get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 17:16:10 2015 No.7274672 >>7265814 Is the filename the joke? Because I'm almost 99% sure this isn't the hiroshima bomb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:22:38 2015 No.7274801 >>7271822 I actually can't tell if this is legit or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:25:11 2015 No.7274806 >>7262727 \int_{1}^{2}

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:25:46 2015 No.7274808 >>7271822 There was some dude who loved giving analogies with food as examples, I think he was asian, can't remember who, was he Mochimochi-chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:26:13 2015 No.7274809 >>7274598 Y'know, this is why I can't read the books in Skyrim, it hurts my fucking eyes reading that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:26:30 2015 No.7274811 >>7274806 <span class="math">\int_{1}^{2}[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:29:17 2015 No.7274817 >>7268104 Is this a serious thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 18:32:42 2015 No.7274831 >>7274661 That picture isn't even true..

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:04:05 2015 No.7274976 >>7274831 why? sum of all positive integers are -1/12, and multiplying=summing the exponent

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:45:38 2015 No.7275050 >>7264627 Just turn one of them upside down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:55:46 2015 No.7275066 >>7274801 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makuuchi#Yokozuna and then guess >captcha is sushi fitting

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 21:07:13 2015 No.7275077 File: 75 KB, 499x499, 1428882403167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7268104 >neighbor poops in my yard >get back at him >with a bomb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 21:27:52 2015 No.7275116 >>7268572 wouldn't it be A tachyon walks into a bar. The bartender replied ".srallod eviF". The tachyon then asked "How much for a drink?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 21:34:48 2015 No.7275126 >>7275116 A ƚɒɔHyon wɒlʞƨ inƚo ɒ dɒɿ. THɘ dɒɿƚɘnbɘɿ ɿɘqliɘb ".ƨɿɒllob ɘviᖷ". THɘ ƚɒɔHyon ƚHɘn ɒƨʞɘb "How muɔH ʇoɿ ɒ bɿinʞ␚"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 21:50:31 2015 No.7275164 >>7275116 >not A tachyon walks out of a bar

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 21:53:24 2015 No.7275168 File: 24 KB, 750x904, bitches_and_whores.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 22:24:31 2015 No.7275243 >>7269073 If the ball didn't explode he would have actually hurt himself, and thus this would have actually been funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 22:30:56 2015 No.7275258 >>7275168 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 22:40:18 2015 No.7275280 >>7275168 An intersection with a dot over it. I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 22:48:47 2015 No.7275298 >>7275168 The dot represents the meaning of the joke; the curved line represents you trying to find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:40:28 2015 No.7275397 >>7262742 it should have been in kg m/hr delta x * delta p and all that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:41:39 2015 No.7275398 >>7262751 sex ed would have been better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:44:22 2015 No.7275402 >>7274541 >>7275398 Child sexual abuse

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:48:59 2015 No.7275406 >>7265751 chuckle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:50:55 2015 No.7275407 >>7265814 humor ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:53:49 2015 No.7275409 >>7274541 >>7275398 Kiddie rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 23:57:31 2015 No.7275414 >>7269139 look at this guy >doesn't recognize shooped

Anonymous Thu May 21 00:21:31 2015 No.7275445

>>7275116
A bartender sits minding his own business when a tachyon walks backward into the bar and sits down. A glass flies from the sink into the tachyon's hand and the tachyon proceeds to vomit into the glass until it is full of alcohol worth five dollars. The bartender watches in horror as the tachyon then takes five dollars from the register and walks backwards out the front door.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 00:36:52 2015 No.7275457 >>7275445 This would be awesome as a cold open for Rick and Morty, with Rick as the bartender of course

Anonymous Thu May 21 00:39:55 2015 No.7275462

>>7275457
Morty: What the hell was that rick? Di-did he just vomit into that cup?
Rick: It's a tachyon *burp* Morty. They're just dicks. Once you master time travel, the only thing you do is be a *burp* be a dick to everyone. Tachyons are basically the Donald Trump of subatomic particles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 05:20:34 2015 No.7275727 >>7262746 ffs why did I laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 05:38:16 2015 No.7275740 >>7275168 hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 05:51:52 2015 No.7275752 >>7275727 Autism

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 06:13:53 2015 No.7275773 >>7269755 >quantum skeletons >michio cuckold >my sides

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 06:33:39 2015 No.7275789 >>7274500 >a large pizza can feed a family of four what the fuck is this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 06:35:09 2015 No.7275793 >>7274653 (can't wake up)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 06:37:27 2015 No.7275795 >>7275789 fatass kek. the captcha was pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 06:50:09 2015 No.7275811 >>7265751 Plato/10 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 07:00:11 2015 No.7275823 >>7269755 kek

Anonymous Thu May 21 08:04:06 2015 No.7275881

>>7269755
I read that yesterday, chuckled, din't reply and closed the tab
Now this morning I entered the train just minutes ago, took a place, and for some reason I suddenly thought of Michio CUCKOLD, which made me laugh like a retard and look like one in front of others
I just thought you would like to know

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 09:52:20 2015 No.7275995 >>7262736 A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "for you, no charge"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 10:21:02 2015 No.7276042 File: 126 KB, 499x327, 1383093544935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu May 21 10:49:29 2015 No.7276070

>>7275298
kek
>>7275168
>>7275258
>>7275280
You know, \dot\bigcup[/spoiler] means disjoint union, so \dot\bigcap[/spoiler] would mean disjoint intersection. But this symbol would be completely unnecessary, because it would always be the empty set.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 10:59:10 2015 No.7276080 File: 1.35 MB, 1442x1000, ndgt_bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:05:58 2015 No.7276087 File: 239 KB, 1029x720, Michio Kaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:18:21 2015 No.7276099 File: 676 KB, 1382x945, wave collapse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:25:32 2015 No.7276107 >>7276099 >>7276042 these are pretty good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:26:43 2015 No.7276110 File: 57 KB, 698x422, EKxBp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7268104 >you can almost cross out the mas, so the formula ends up being: energy equals the speed of light... I wish my life was as simple as her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:35:32 2015 No.7276120 >>7276107 No they aren't. Especially the Schrödinger one. That one is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:35:57 2015 No.7276122 >>7268104 Ask someone who just watched the entire vid anything

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:37:39 2015 No.7276125 >>7276122 At what time does she talk about bombing her neighbor

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 11:43:08 2015 No.7276132 >>7276125 The time exactly is irrelevant since time can be cancelled out because the Universe is very old. What's important is the message she conveys. The energy concept is what she explained thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 12:51:11 2015 No.7276253 File: 349 KB, 664x1668, If sci was an astronomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 13:48:29 2015 No.7276328 File: 76 KB, 960x705, 1421044776766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7276087 >Michio Kaku Change it to something actually racist and it'll be bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 14:07:59 2015 No.7276357 >>7276132 Kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 14:09:54 2015 No.7276359 >>7274579 >Not Dijkstra's Remain pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 14:18:09 2015 No.7276370 >>7274430 Topkek.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 14:21:58 2015 No.7276378 >>7265751 banksy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 14:30:01 2015 No.7276388 >>7276328 No, then it becomes edgy tryhard tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 14:30:17 2015 No.7276389 File: 34 KB, 640x480, 1418131578718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 15:55:47 2015 No.7276588 >>7264627 fuck! I burst into laughter at work

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 17:15:40 2015 No.7276765 >>7274430 ha.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 21:05:17 2015 No.7277138 >>7274430 made me actually take the time to copy the link myself as well... gg

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 23:14:53 2015 No.7277385 >>7276253 Under8ed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 08:21:21 2015 No.7278017 File: 571 KB, 199x199, 5j2QvkX.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7262727 all this shitposting makes me sad :(

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 10:35:50 2015 No.7278151 >>7278017 There were a bunch of good ones though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 11:10:22 2015 No.7278188 >>7275995 Don't worry, no charge for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 13:00:53 2015 No.7278362 When a Chemist gets sick we try to Helium or Curium. If that fails then we only acknowledge that they Argon when we Barium.

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