Calculus - it's all just a bunch of bullshit

[Anonymous No.7201312]

I tried learning calculus the other day on Khan Academy and it just seemed like it was all made up. It didn't seem real so I checked on Google and turns out Isaac Newton just randomly made up Calculus... what the heck? Yeah... that's right guys. Isaac Newton invented Calculus, probably as a practical joke to see if universities would actually fall for it. Don't bother wasting your time with this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.7201325]

Normally I don't bump my threads but this is an exception. It's very important that people see this before they waste any more of their time learning Calculus

[Anonymous No.7201351]

>>7201312
why did you put the every day meme

[Anonymous No.7201363]

If calculus isn't legitimate, how come Newton and Leibniz came up with it independently of each other and somehow came up with the exact same system? Checkmate atheists!

Saged and reported.

[Anonymous No.7201412]

>>7201363
I just checked the dates again and Lebniz ripped off Isaac Newton, who himself just made it up(see my OP again for details). For instance, I could come up with your post "independently of each other" by copying it but that wouldn't prove anything.

[Anonymous No.7201416]

>>7201351
I found it on know your meme and thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.7201419]

Algebra was also made up.

[Anonymous No.7201434]

>>7201419
yes, algebra is an islamic conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.7201444]

>>7201434
>Islamic conspiracy.
It was fabricated by the Greeks, though.

[Anonymous No.7201450]

>>7201444
but its the muslims that made the conspiracy

[Anonymous No.7201454]

>>7201444
nah, egyptians were probably the first to get the idea down concretely. greeks did a lot of work though, so did indians and arabs. it was arabs who developed it into its modern framework though.

[Anonymous No.7201455]

>>7201450
I almost forget that Ancient Greece didn't happen and that it was made up by the Muslims.

[Anonymous No.7201460]

[Anonymous No.7201509]

Actually I learned Algebra in high school and it seems legit. If anyone has any evidence that Algebra is B.S like Calculus is feel free to post it, but until then I'm going to assume you guys are trolling.

[Anonymous No.7201525]

>>7201509
"Algebra" comes from the words "Algerian bra." It was made up by the Algerians as a way to justify bra sizes.

[Anonymous No.7201528]

>>7201509
> invented by shitskins
there's your evidence.

[Anonymous No.7201530]

>>7201509
Someone just made up Algebra too, most likely an Arab. Look at the name, Al'Jabiri. And beyond that, did you know some random greek asshole just made up geometry? This guy Euclid, what a faggot. Like circles really exist at all. And triangles? MADE UP COMPLETELY. All a big joke from a crazy religious cult, the Pythagorians.

[Anonymous No.7201542]

Of course it looks like it was made up, you're learning the baby version, fully simplified.

If you start learning from higher mathematical concepts, then you will see how it falls into place.

[Anonymous No.7201555]

>>7201416
>Liking the fish

[Anonymous No.7201573]

>>7201312
glad you realized this so quickly bro.

come into the analysis ship

[Anonymous No.7201614]

>>7201542
Yeah... no. I'm not going to fall for this trick after I've already figured it out. Nice try though

[Anonymous No.7201728]

>>7201573
this, you ain't gonna get 1+2+3+4+... = -1/12 from that newtonian shit

[Anonymous No.7201749]

>>7201509

[Anonymous No.7201752]

>>7201312
>Newton invented Calculus
Bitch, Newton takes the credit, but Leibniz's version is far closer to modern day calc.

[sag3 No.7201946]

Saged, hidden, reported, cops called.