/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.7178422]

/sci/ humor thread

[Anonymous No.7178439]

lel

[Anonymous No.7178450]

>>7178422
rdrr
There's a chemist named 'Money' (think base metals into gold) there's a chemist named 'Chemler' there's a chemist named 'Illuminati'
http://pac.iupac.org/publications/pac/pdf/1970/pdf/2201x0047.pdf
Who cares?

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[Anonymous No.7178459]

>>7178422
This is not funny at all, are you 12?

[Anonymous No.7178461]

>>7178459
Desperately trying to seem mature is the most childish thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.7178468]

>>7178422
huhuhuhuh also... wang huhuhuh

[Anonymous No.7178489]

>>7178461
Assuming everyone finds your childish sense of "humour" funny is not childish, just completely retarded.

Fuck of loser and take your shitty thread with you.

[Anonymous No.7178493]

>>7178461
Die

[Anonymous No.7178500]

>>7178422
>stop coming to sci because it's shit
>pop in once in a while
>see threads like this and the other boring shit on the front page
>remember why I left

[Anonymous No.7178502]

>>7178422

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[Anonymous No.7178509]

>>7178422
>/sci/
>humour

good one

[Anonymous No.7178511]

>>7178493
Telling people to die is about as childish.

[Anonymous No.7178514]

>>7178511
Telling people they're childish is GAY

[Anonymous No.7178647]

>cuckposting now in academia
dammit /tv/

[Anonymous No.7178653]

Not really that funny but it made me laughed like a retard the first time I saw it.

[Anonymous No.7178703]

[Anonymous No.7178722]

>>7178502
>italic 'd's
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.7178729]

>>7178722

[Anonymous No.7178732]

>>7178722
To be honest though, I do feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.7178793]

>>7178502
Out of interest, what is that even for/from?

[Anonymous No.7180147]

>>7178453
>their technique
My sides have left the atmosphere

[Anonymous No.7180164]

>>7178793
I'm assuming it's something having to do with quantum mechanics, judging from the "phi" symbol, and something involving two sets of radial coordinates.

[Anonymous No.7180187]

>>7178489
>of
oh man, can't even use proper grammer can you..
>inb4 grammar

[Anonymous No.7180214]

>>7178505
fantastic

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[Anonymous No.7180270]

>>7178514
Telling gays they're people is childish.

[Anonymous No.7180617]

>>7178453
>engineers thinking they can math

[Anonymous No.7180631]

This one always gets me.

[Anonymous No.7180682]

>>7180225
Lost it at prophase

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[Anonymous No.7180719]

>>7178653
kek

[Anonymous No.7180720]

>>7180631
>>7180690

kek

[Anonymous No.7180724]

>>7180227
I find it funny and also comforting that in retrospect, humans are rather simple. Everything can be boiled down to simple wants/conflicts and even as we stretch across history, we notice common-everyday occurrences documented in court-notes and tablets


people will always be people
and either scrawling dicks in the sand
or on 4chan, either way

[Anonymous No.7180730]

>>7178422
If you're going to do funny names, make sure they're funny

http://www.blaseur.com/
>Blase (pronounced "blaze") Ur researches computer security and privacy, makes music, and takes photos. He's a CS PhD student at CMU

[Anonymous No.7180732]

>>7178793
Looks like hydrogen atom shit

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[Anonymous No.7180758]

>dat feel when you're the only one dumpling

[Anonymous No.7180760]

>>7180758

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[Anonymous No.7180792]

>>7180164
You mean psi, not phi.

[Anonymous No.7180796]

>>7180765
>his face when

[Anonymous No.7180855]

>>7180760
Yes, the currency is the important part... It's not like people buy weapons and drugs and other shady stuff using dollars or euros.

[Anonymous No.7180867]

>>7178422
It's not a very big problem.. It's rather small actually.

>>7178489
> Carefully considering if everyone will think this joke is funny or childish or offensive or...

You must be fun at parties.

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>>7178647

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>>7180758
Ebola can't survive to cold, so it isn't worrying.

[Anonymous No.7180891]

>>7180758
>Some big organization bought our complete Stock some time ago
>probably fake

[Anonymous No.7180910]

>>7180225
Ahh the good old sunny side up integral introduced by Lagrange during breakfast with Maxwell.

[Anonymous No.7180912]

>>7180880
Then why not put people with ebola in fridges to get rid of the ebola? Where is my nobel price?

[Anonymous No.7180925]

>>7180745

Not sure why I laughed so hard...

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[Anonymous No.7181059]

>>7180230
top kek

[Anonymous No.7181086]

>>7180928
I like it, except for \nu as v.
It's like in movie posters playing in Greece, when they replace E's by Sigmas.

[Anonymous No.7181100]

>>7180928
What's funny about this?

[Anonymous No.7181102]

>>7178703
I really like this image

[Anonymous No.7181169]

>>7181100

Check the filename and then look again

[Anonymous No.7181182]

>>7181169
That doesn't make it funny, also it already said "The Astley Relations" twice in the image, so telling us to read the filename wouldn't have clarified anything.

[Anonymous No.7181184]

>>7181182
It's a reference to a /b/ meme.

[Anonymous No.7181209]

>>7181184
You are dense.

Being a meme doesn't make it funny.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.7181210]

>>7180928

Ahh fuck me, now even /sci/ is rustling me.

[Anonymous No.7181224]

>>7181184
I realized that, it wasn't funny.

[Anonymous No.7181238]

>>7178422

It's always the most asinine beavis and butthead shit like this that gets me

[Anonymous No.7181247]

>Electrochemistry from a Texas university thats not UT Austin

Filth. Utter filth.

[Anonymous No.7181345]

>>7180755
what the hell happened to Steve Jobs?

[Anonymous No.7181376]

>>7181345
He transformed into the bent up science guy.

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[Anonymous No.7182343]

>>7180746
>New domain. Original function

[Anonymous No.7182360]

>>7180225
>Prince
hahaha

[Anonymous No.7182849]

>>7180270
Telling childs they're gay is peopleish

[Anonymous No.7183361]

>>7181386
These are horrible and have nothing to do with science

[Anonymous No.7183380]

>>7181169
>>7181209
>>7181224
Literally read the astley relations formula. It makes a sentence

[Anonymous No.7183382]

>>7182849
>Telling childs they're gay is popular [on 4chan]
ftfy

[Anonymous No.7183403]

>>7183380
Oh I get it, you're trolling me. Good one man.

[Anonymous No.7183404]

>>7182849
Science is fun

[Anonymous No.7183425]

>>7180724
fuck you

[Anonymous No.7183550]

>>7178793
I think it is trying to find the normalization constant for a hydrogen atom
a0 is the bohr radius
that integral definitely has elliptic integral form, it will be a fucked up solution for sure

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[Anonymous No.7183886]

2 close to reality

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>>7183403
I don't know if you are trolling or not, and I don't care:

The astley relation says: Never gonna gove you up

[Anonymous No.7183915]

>>7183913
im pretty sure that anon just doens't think thats funny in the slightest

[Anonymous No.7183918]

>>7183915
well shiver me timbers

[Anonymous No.7183974]

>>7183884
what is the second time derivative of the wavefunction? (not E field, the quantum wavefunction)

[Anonymous No.7184024]

>>7183918
I'm that guy, and if you really didn't catch on, I knew it said never gonna give you up the whole time. Your shiver me timbers comment gave me a better laugh then the picture.

[Anonymous No.7184207]

>>7178505
Lost it hard. Why do these always get me?

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[Anonymous No.7184212]

>>7178453
Zucker teaches at JHU. My friend took a class from him last semester. The dude is nuts apparently but I don't really know much about him other than the infamous Cox-Zucker machine...

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[Anonymous No.7184314]

>>7183883
Huh, I always thought that bottom left panel was a dwarf.

[Anonymous No.7184744]

>>7180745
fuck i lost it. the idea of another life form comprehending this message just kills me

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>>7184780
Astoundingly true.

[Anonymous No.7185059]

>>7178793
I think it's from Foot's atomic physics? correct me if I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.7185111]

>>7183906
> How do I relativity?

[Anonymous No.7185133]

>>7180758
>selling "Ebola" cultured on violet red bile agar.

People on the deep web sure are retarded.

[Anonymous No.7185788]

>>7185111
It says 0.00001 us later the people seemed to have materialized on the hilltop, meaning the time was from a stationary observer and no relativity needs to be taken into account. Also these people should have become human pudding by the massive acceleration generated so I guess you should just not try to apply actual physics to bedtime stories for manchildren.

[Anonymous No.7185802]

>>7178505

I spent about 5 minutes laughing at this. I feel no shame.

[Anonymous No.7185813]

>>7183891
People who ask these kind of questions always either get irrationally mad or just zone out if you actually attempt to explain how we know something.

[Anonymous No.7185820]

>>7183974
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein%E2%80%93Gordon_equation

[Anonymous No.7185827]

>>7178505
wolfram alpha: incompatible units

[Anonymous No.7185852]

>>7180760
>>7180891
>ebola is a virus
>growing it in cultures
It is absolutely fake.

[Anonymous No.7185862]

>>7185788
The Flash uses the Speed Force which basically lets him control kinetic energy. You could easily exceed the speed of light and keep people from vaporizing if you know how to use that ability.

[Anonymous No.7185885]

>>7185852
But what about E. boli? A recombinatnt E. coli that expresses all ebola genes?

[Anonymous No.7185893]

>>7180227
a personal favorite of mine

[Anonymous No.7185991]

>>7180225
>prophase
Lost like a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.7186003]

Find all mistakes...

[Anonymous No.7186008]

>>7186003
>2gΔy
:^)

[Anonymous No.7186011]

Here's a joke I made while I was bored during a lecture on the uniform topology:

Q: "What does a mathematician call a ladle?"
A: "A sup metric"

(Obligatory optional engineering version):

Q: "What does an engineer call a ladle?"
A: "A suboptimal dildo."

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[Anonymous No.7186047]

>>7178502
fucking physicists...

all of my keks

[Anonymous No.7186054]

>>7186003
>acceleration changes throughout the course of the projectile
This guy literally knows nothing about basic Newtonian physics, and acts as if it was hard at all...

[Anonymous No.7186055]

>>7180230
In the lowest dungeon, on its highest kek.

fucking fuck

[Anonymous No.7186056]

>>7180757
underrated post

[Anonymous No.7186064]

>>7186003
That stuff isn't even computer science at all. It's easy to just slap some values and computations in and tweak them until it feels "fun" without knowing anything about mechanics.

[Anonymous No.7186066]

>>7180757
Every. Fucking. Time.

theres a rare one floating around where its just one differential

[Anonymous No.7186075]

This is how intelligence is measured in my RPG system, did I do good /sci/?

Sentient Low:
For the guy that can't quite count to 10.

Sentient Medium:
You can count to at least 10.

Sentient High:
You can solve -(h bar)^2 (d^2 phi/dt^2) = -h^2 c^2 Del^2 phi + m^2 c^2 phi = 10 where m=π

Sentient God:
You can bend reality to your will.

[Anonymous No.7186076]

>>7186054
>a=0m/s^2 at the vertex of flight
>my sides

[Anonymous No.7186088]

>>7186003
Those things don't have anything to do with computer science. It's mechanics and it's wrong anyway. And the picture is full of compression artifacts. Shit.

[Anonymous No.7186093]

>>7186075
Medium is a standard 2-year-old, low is barely before that and the scale has nowhere discrete to pin the layman.

[Anonymous No.7186102]

>>7186093
Most characters start off in low, and most NPCs are going to be in low, with a few being in medium, and very few being in high.

medium is required for reading and writing. and the can count to at least 10 things, is simply a joke.

standard settings is your general medieval fantasy.

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>>7178505
I'm not sure I follow, what's the joke?

[Anonymous No.7186199]

>>7186011
I was sitting in a meeting with a collab at Brookhaven a few years ago when I came up with this:

>If you take the square of root beer, does it become beer?
>Depending on the root, it may become lager-ithmic.

Also, someone post the squire of high pot and noose. I'm too lazy to type that shit out.

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>>7180765

kek

[Anonymous No.7186597]

>>7185885
That almost had me speechless until I realized this is a humor thread and I should be a little less autistic.

[Anonymous No.7186696]

>>7180225
is this that cyborg steven hawking replying to a post on 4chan or did he just google the image?

[Anonymous No.7186697]

>>7180745
what if aliens can reproduce by themselves?

imagine if we could

wouldnt we be gay?

[Anonymous No.7186699]

>>7184266
thats DNA moron

she is most likely manipulating it

[Anonymous No.7186711]

Can someone dump all the gay engineering jokes already? Let's get this over with.

[Anonymous No.7186762]

>>7186711

engineer detected

[Anonymous No.7186769]

>>7180617
Underrated post.

[Anonymous No.7186786]

>>7186211
I don't get it.
Some old dude in a tie is batting next to the greentext reals?

[Anonymous No.7186791]

>>7178722
>>>italic 'd's
>Disgusting.
if people could learn typography beyond the basic latex....

but no, it is too much to ask since the scientists do not read their own papers

fucking degenerates

[Anonymous No.7186842]

>>7186786
Newfag

[Anonymous No.7186869]

>>7186003
This is why people make fun of computer scientists.

[Anonymous No.7187174]

>>7180746
Lol

[Anonymous No.7187187]

>>7186711
A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer and a biologist walk into a bar. They all order a beer, then the engineer starts drinking. His mates look at his glass:

The biologist says: "Your glass is half empty."

The physicist replies: "It's rather 60% empty..."

The mathematician says: "Well all we can say is that it's not completely empty and not completely full."

The engineer says: "I love cocks" then proceeds to pull out his dick and stick it up the biologist's ass. The biologist, startled, unzips his pants and punches the mathematician in the face. The mathematician falls over and the physicist profits from it, unzipping his pants too and sucking the mathematician's cock. The bartender's like: "What the fuck" but then the engineer grabs his pants too and puts his left hand on the bartender's crotch while his right hand fondles the biologist's balls. The biologist starts moaning while being fucked in the ass. Meanwhile, the mathematician regains consciousness and looks at the physicist busy sucking his rock hard dick. Since it feels good, he shouts "EJACULATIONS!" in a very high pitched voice. Meanwhile, the bartender is being aroused by the engineer's hand and pulls out his massive cock. The engineer then gives him a glorious handjob. Then everybody comes at the same time, the biologist cries: "I'm your bitch, fuck me, fuck me!" The physicist is being annoyed by all this noise and starts biting the mathematician dick and shaking his mouth. Eventually the severed part sails off in an arc. The engineering promptly cums, then looks at the mathematician and says: "What a shame. You'll never be an engineer".

[Anonymous No.7187332]

>>7187187
my fucking sides, funniest post I've seen in these threads

[Anonymous No.7187346]

>>7187187
This is the definition of trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.7187375]

>>7187332
>>7187346
How new are you two?

[Anonymous No.7187393]

>>7186699
The joke is how far off that representation is from actual DNA manipulation friend :^)

[Anonymous No.7187396]

>>7184024
you fucking dumbass. just because you think something isn't funny doesn't mean there isn't a joke there. It's just a joke you didn't find funny. don't pretend like you don't know what the joke is. that's just annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.7187452]

>>7186180
It isn't a joke. It's a startling fact.

[Anonymous No.7187515]

>>7184208
i says get rational implying it is rational. It isn't. i is not rational. This is dumb.

[Anonymous No.7187522]

>>7186030
I don't understand this. Can someone explain?

[Anonymous No.7187523]

>>7187515
This is what math fans make while they are busy not studying math.

[Anonymous No.7187530]

>>7187522
Learn what modulo means.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation

[Anonymous No.7187531]

>>7187522
In mathematics, the term "modulo" comes up when we are dealing with an object with respect to some quotient object. This is often seen when children are taught modular arithmetic. The idea is that we are "forgetting" certain amounts of information to simplify results. The joke is that the author is "forgetting" (leaving our) the rigorous details because it's easier to talk about a subject that way, and frankly most readers just want to get to the good stuff instead of reading through droll rigour.

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>>7187530
>>7187531
Thanks. That makes sense. I've taken abstract algebra so I understood the term but I guess I was misunderstanding what the author was saying

[Anonymous No.7187841]

>>7180225
>runway closed and snake charmer
tehe

[Anonymous No.7188267]

>>7186030
what book is this
what thesis does it expose

[Anonymous No.7188278]

>>7178703
beautiful

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>>7178422

[Anonymous No.7188784]

>>7184780
Is this saying that most proofs are written too simply and are actually difficult to understand, or that most proofs are written too complex and are actually simple to understand?

[Anonymous No.7188826]

>>7188784
it's saying that most proofs are written lazily and make huge unexplained leaps between one step and the next one

[Anonymous No.7189262]

>>7178502
Math, not even once. Seriously that is some demonic shit crafted by an autistic overlord.

[Anonymous No.7189283]

>>7183881
There are more neutron stars in our galaxy than atoms in the entire universe.

[Anonymous No.7189297]

>>7189283
more like more neutron stars in our solar system than atoms in the entire universe

[Anonymous No.7189375]

>>7188784
It's saying that most proofs were not found right away, and that a lot of wrong guesses were made to make the proof as it might appear in a book. It has nothing to do with how intelligible a proof is.

>>7189262
That's physics, not math.

[Anonymous No.7189384]

>>7188784
A proof is a sequence of deductions. This says that the actual sequence the discoverers went through went they found the proof is often very different (and much more convoluted) than the proof they eventually settled on.