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Hey /sci/, let's try to offend everyone with one equation.

>> No.7100884

>>7100879

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Triple Integration Theory and I’ve been involved in numerous secret math classes on triple integrals and I have over 300 confirmed triple integrals computed I am trained in triple integration and I’m the top triple integrater in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another triple integral. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, with muh barnett's identity. Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting jacob barnett so we can kick your ass. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ego. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I out triple integral you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in mathematics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of geniuses like jacob barnett and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of any math competition. You’re fucking owned, kiddo. Consider yourself triple integrated.

>> No.7100886

>>7100884
Cmon mate.
You can do better.
>inb4 comeatmebro

>> No.7101049

>>7100884
What the fuck did I just fucking say about you? You'll have me know you graduated top of your class in...
...I'm fucking dead. I already consider myself triple integrated.

>> No.7101057

>>7100879
how do you offend anyone with any number of equations?

>> No.7101083

>>7101057
>asks how do I equation
>OP delivers
> wtfdidyoujustsaytomepussy?.jpg
>this newfag cowers in fear
>OP feels masculine
>then goes home to make shitty posts on /sci/
>daywellspent.png

>> No.7101133
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7101133

This is easy. Pic related.

>> No.7101150

OP you are the only one until you work for someone else..

And that's the whole point of the place.

Picking a good one, stay in school before you have to whore yourself out...

And think you deserve it.

>> No.7101165
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7101165

>>7100879

I'm the only one who sees through my eyes. Your phony Science can't refute THAT.

>> No.7101180
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7101180

intelligence = (number of sexual partners) / (your age)

pic related, one of the most intelligent persons alive

>> No.7101193

>>7100879
Do you like math as much as you like dick?

>> No.7101200

>>7101133
7/10 you got me with shitty notations, or lackthereof

>> No.7101201

'am i the only one who..' is a hyperbole

>> No.7101204

>>7101133
x = infinity

>> No.7101249

>>7101180
hyper bump

>> No.7101266

>>7100879
dS > 0

Enjoy death, faggots.

>> No.7101271

>>7101180
what if I only had my wife as a partner?

>> No.7101273

>>7101271
Then you're not intelligent.

>> No.7101276

>>7100879

When people say that they are assuming that they AREN'T the only one, but want to find others who are the same. So saying that is not helpful or even a logical reply to what is being said.

>> No.7101876

>>7100879
Am I the only one who has this exact genetic sequence?

>> No.7101963

Allah = Jesus multiplied by the speed of sub-saharan Africans squared.

>> No.7101982

>>7100879
Nigger IQ = White IQ

>> No.7101991

>>7101982
Pissing off leftists and /pol/acks at the same time, genius.

>> No.7102001

>>7100879
= = 0.00..001/1

Fucking shebang

>> No.7102008

8=================D

>> No.7102016

>>7101133
What the hell does this even mean?
>How much petroleum will we use between now and 200 years?
>How much petroleum have we used between 1815 and now?
>What is the net change in petroleum reserves since 1815?
>What will be the net change in petroleum reserves over the next 200 years?
> Something in units of petroleum-years?
>the statement "we will use some amount of petroleum over the next 200 years"?

>> No.7103086

>>7101180
Quick fix.
(Intelligence)^-1=(sexual partners)/Age

>> No.7103096

>>7100879


0.999... = {[(C/C)^2]/C}

>> No.7103097

>>7103086
that's not how you apply inverses
(Intelligence)^-1=(sexual partners/Age)^-1

>> No.7103098

>>7103086

>dividing by age
>a raped newborn has infinite intelligence

>> No.7103116

>>7103098
> implying it takes zero time to rape a newborn

>> No.7103119

Female IQ<Various wildlife IQ< 100 < Male IQ<STEM Major IQ

>> No.7103124

>>7103119
STEM Major IQ <<< Math PhD IQ<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Physics BS IQ

>> No.7103130

>>7103116
>implying you can't rape it before it leaves the birth canal

>> No.7103133

>>7100886
>Being this new
>Thinking this meme is original
>Newfag

>> No.7103135

>>7103124
Physics PHD IQ*10^9 <<<200<<graham's number<<average engineer's IQ

>> No.7103136
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7103136

>>7100879
male/female ratio as a function of g

>> No.7103154

>>7102016
Petro is finite.

The equation should've said oil and the limits should've been volumetric, but only retards who can't even into calc think it's a real concern anyway.

>> No.7103217
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7103217

>>7103135
Come on now. That's just silly.

>> No.7103227

>>7101876
hahaaaaa
<3 you.

>> No.7103405

>>7102016
>What the hell does this even mean

It means there's a finite amount of petroleum that Humanity will exploit.

Just like petroleum geology says. So it's not like I just fucking MADE IT UP.

Looks like I was right: I DID make an equation that offended everyone. I earned my KEKS today.

>> No.7103698

>>7103097
That's why it's a fix.

>> No.7103719

Happiness = -Intelligence+130

>> No.7103825

>>7101133
>the integral of petroleum from unitless 0 to 200 years with respect to nothing


=x

my sides

>> No.7103832

>>7103405
you sir, are an impressively mathematical memer ;^)
certainly well memed. a good year for memes

>> No.7103853

>>7103825
YOU R FONDENDED
ruse master 9000 signing out

>> No.7103888

>>7103136
>inb4 "IQ is a construct used to keep stronkt inpypendynt womynz down!"

>> No.7104054

>>7103405
I don't think you really offended anyone by restating the well-known by everybody* fact that there is a finite amount of petroleum in the ground.

Mostly I think you just kind of annoyed people with your awful notation?

*barring the occasional abiogenic-oil crackpot

>> No.7104720

I am the only one occupying this space at this moment in time. Bitch.

>> No.7104724

>>7101180
So, whores are the geniuses neglected by society's misallocation of intellectual resources?

Hm..

>> No.7104785

>>7100879
Guys. Guys.
I solved all of general relativity.

<div class="math">R_{\mu \nu }-\frac{1}{2}Rg_{\mu \nu }=\frac{8\pi G}{c^{4}}T_{\mu \nu }</div>
<div class="math">g_{\mu \nu }=\frac{2}{R}\left( R_{\mu \nu }-\frac{8\pi G}{c^{4}}T_{\mu \nu } \right)</div>

where can I pick up my Nobel prize?

>> No.7105400

>>7101271
What if I had your wife as a partner too?

>> No.7105441

>>7103853
lol

>> No.7105447

>>7100879
do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

>> No.7105473
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7105473

>>7100879

<Germans, Jews>/|Jews| < |Germans|

>> No.7105501

P = NP
P/P = (NP)/P
1 = N
P = NP