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Academic question: can a former prostitute be successful as a scientist?

>> No.7070615

No

>> No.7070616

>>7070612
Well your moms a whore yet she's studying my cock right now.

>> No.7070620

>>7070615
Jk, sure

>> No.7070622

>>7070620

jk, maybe

>> No.7070645

>>7070612
what the FUCK kind of question is this?

>> No.7070647

Of course

>> No.7070648

>>7070612
Are you Sufiah Yusof?

>> No.7070651

>>7070647
BANE?

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>>7070648

Nay. Though the story that prompted me to ask /sci/ involved pic related.

>> No.7070860

>>7070734
Went to college for A's,
ended up with multiple D's.

>> No.7070864

Yeah bb, you can study the curve of my cock

>> No.7070876

>>7070860

Made numerous g's though. Has a masters from Stanford too.

>> No.7070897

>>7070612

what work are you trying to get in the scientific field?

but, like, science is the one area where they dont care if you are black or jew or whatevs, just whether or not you can do the work, right?

and its not really like you have to mention it a job interview or anything, right?

>> No.7070901

>>7070897
Although if you do mention it and offer to blow someone, you might get in when otherwise you wouldn't.

Use your sexual experience to exploit sex starved academics.

>> No.7070908

>>7070901

youve never even seen once a tertiary educational facility have you?

>> No.7070999

>>7070734
Is this an actual person or just some meme? No one's ever clarified.

>> No.7071021

>>7070999

Actual person.

>> No.7071056

NSFW flash game related, in it you blow your teachers to get As
http://playporngames.com/slutty-college-student/

>> No.7071121

>>7070651
I'm a big guy for her >>7070612

>> No.7071123

>>7071056

Does that even happen irl outside of isolated incidents?

>> No.7071133

>>7071021
Who?

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>>7071133

Jen.

>> No.7071142

>>7071136
>implying she's not a cumdumster

Which rids her of all humanity.

>> No.7071145

>>7071142
>cumdumpster

sorry

>> No.7071148

>>7071136
>>7071142

You should probably lurk more.

>> No.7071155

>>7071148
Probably

>> No.7071160

yes, if you don't have a felony on your records

>> No.7071180
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7071180

Academic question: is there a guaranteed way to erase portions of my academic record?

Like, if I started college before I was ready and with severe depression issues and failed multiple classes, and I want a completely fresh start?

even if this means hiring a "hacker" to do it for me

>> No.7071185

>>7071180
/sci/ doesn't allow spoilers. how about that

>> No.7071190

>>7070612
I know her!

>> No.7071210

>>7070612
well given that some people pay for their college education with prostitution yes.

Also, getting grants does involve a lot of dick sucking so I mean it can't hurt.
>>7071180
no, it's there forever.

>> No.7071218

>>7071180

Change field, change universities, start an entirelly new degree.
Never present your old records, don't speak about it, don't even think about it.
Maybe it will go away.

>> No.7071222

>>7071190
Congratulations! Tell her to lose some weight.

>> No.7071224

>>7071210
>>7071218
There are hackers out there who claim to be capable of accessing records that one would assume to be under tighter security than academic ones.

>> No.7071228

If you solved the Riemann hypothesis or made some other meaningful contributions to math/science, you think anyone would give a shit what you did in the past? (barring murder or something)

>> No.7071236

>>7071228
>barring murder

you think I'd care about anything other than the proof if the riemann hypothesis was proved? who gives a fuck if some murderer proved it?

>> No.7071242

>>7071190

Who is?

>> No.7071243

>>7071180
Shit nigga they fuck up handling papers and documents all the time, you could probably just claim it's not even yours in the first place and get away with it

"I was never enrolled at that university"
"prove I was ever there"

Social services comes and grab wrong peoples kids here in my country, getting numbers and shit wrong and lose papers all the time.

>> No.7071265

>>7071180
People have false starts. What do you want to do? Second entry professional degrees are worried about cGPA. Non professional grad programs/undergrad professional programs still want you to demonstrate competence but they don't demand perfection

>> No.7071276

>suck a dick for 20 bucks
>suddenly become engineer

Learn from my mistakes, OP. Prostitution leads to engineering and nothing else.

>> No.7071322

>>7071224
academic records are stored as paper in multiple locations.

>> No.7071416

>>7071228
Insecure people on the internet would find a way to trivialize you.

>> No.7071483

>>7071416
And smart people would understand what they were trying to do and ignore them.

>> No.7071503

>>7071123
Nope.

>> No.7071509

>>7070612
>Academic question: can a former prostitute be successful as a scientist?

Real answer:

>Can a former [XXXX] be succesful as a scientist?

If you mean the kind of scientist that does pure research in an academic setting, no. This is because the competition is fucking fierce for pure research academics you have no idea. Unless you've done nothing with your life except go through school with amazing grades, you're not getting in.

If you mean any other kind of scientist: Sure. If you apply yourself hard and are smart enough.

>> No.7071520

>>7071509
>Unless you've done nothing with your life except go through school with amazing grades, you're not getting in.

you're so wrong it's hysterical

>> No.7071522

>>7071520
>I go to a shit grad school

>> No.7071525

>>7071522
oxbridge actually

>> No.7071550

>>7071522
doing my phd with a world leading corporation, with absolutely state of the art equipment and expertise.

it took me 12 fucking years to get my bachelors, because shit happens.

you are wrong.

>> No.7071598

>>7070612
Not if she's fucked her brains out.

>> No.7071602

No, because she's a woman.

>> No.7071628

>>7071550
>Corporation

Aaand you just provided evidence for my point. You can do your shit in the business world, universities won't touch you with an eleven foot pole.

>> No.7071629

>>7071522
>grad school
>thinks he's reached the sieve yet

Have fun when the real world comes knocking. Hint: You will never have a real career in Academia. Give up now and adjust your assumptions, get a job with the private sector.

>> No.7072883

>>7071629

>u will never b academia private sector btfo

Not sure if trolling or just naive. Academia isn't that impressive.

>> No.7073268

>>7071628
Except... maybe grants. Aaaand informal power.

>> No.7073617

>>7070612
mercedes carrera is a former engineer and porn star, so there you go, it can be done

>> No.7073648

>>7070622
jk, no

>> No.7073665

>inb4 fedora white knights

if she is a good scientists then yeah, why not. Go pursuit you're goal OP. Times are tough and you got to make living while studying. If I could sell my body for sex I would.