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>tfw no extra large land mammals anymore

>> No.7016808

Don't worry, your mom is still larger than any of them

>> No.7016844

my condolences OP, I hope your mum didn't suffer before passing

>> No.7016849

your mom is fat

>> No.7016885
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7016885

>>7016808
>>7016844
>>7016849

>> No.7016889

>>7016885
Hee hee... I saved the same with the file name "asking for it.png"

>> No.7017015

>>7016798
Bump for knowledge. I have these feels too :(

>> No.7017017

>>7016798
THat thing is getting into dinosaur territory big

>> No.7017020

>>7017015
>>7017017
Humans and their new form of agriculture are the reason almost all the large-toed ungulates are extinct. Thanks, you piece of shit farmers. Like hunting-gathering wasn't enough for people.

Also, that same new-agriculture is the reason we have money. Fuck that. Squirells and pre-anthropocene humans did just fine dropping and burying seeds all over the place.

>> No.7017024

>>7017020
there's a trendy new argument along these lines, the book is called Sapiens.
It criticizes both the agricultural revolution and the singularity fetishists

>> No.7017028

>what are whales
>what are elephants, giraffes, hippos, and rhinos

>> No.7017029

>>7017028
>what is land
>what is extra large
OP put EXTRA there for a reason

>> No.7017033

>>7017029
Define "extra large"

>> No.7017034

>>7017033
larger than the current largest land mammals?
idk lmao

>> No.7017035

>>7017024
>"hate" modern society
>write book about it
>hypocritically live off the proceeds of an information economy

Sweet gig.

>> No.7017038

>>7017034
Hmm I wonder why there is nothing larger than the current largest?

>> No.7017040

>>7017038
woah trippy dude

>> No.7017073

>>7016798
is anyone else imaging what an immense hanging floppy cock that thing must have ?

I've developed a fantasy about such an animal being in a petting zoo. My girlfriend and I are out on a date to the petting zoo. we are walking under it to admire its dimensions when suddenly it urinates on us. The sheer force of its stream makes me seem like a rodent and I am cucked and humiliated in a very extreme way. This thought makes me very horny for some reason. I guess it's because I'm a bisexual person with fetishes for beastiality and urophilia.

>> No.7017089

>>7017073
neato

>> No.7017097

>>7017073
seems to be a reasonable explanation to me. Thanks evolution !

>> No.7017130

>>7017073
thanks for new pasta

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7017173

B-b-but we have Americans?