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Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:36:14 2015 No.6994724 [Reply] [Original]

/sci/ humour thread.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:03:31 2015 No.6994749 >>6994726 the last frame on this one always gets me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:29:34 2015 No.6994763 >>6994732 I giggled like a little girl

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:43:17 2015 No.6994822 >>6994773 Is that Wildberger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:12:51 2015 No.6994845 >>6994822 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:26:45 2015 No.6994902 >>6994724 Political science is a hard science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:03:50 2015 No.6994922 >>6994732 Is this about Perelman? I know something because I've read a bit about him, but never got exactly the whole picture. Can someone explain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:23:50 2015 No.6994951 >>6994729 The words themselves are not so funny, but the fact that I read that in his voice makes just kills me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:29:55 2015 No.6994958 File: 246 KB, 1920x1080, 1418445308122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my favorite

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:33:43 2015 No.6995066 File: 909 KB, 1440x1340, 1400929932975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:14:00 2015 No.6995136 >>6994726 This is about as real as it gets fellas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:06:07 2015 No.6995946 Got anything making fun of CompSci?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:09:22 2015 No.6995950 >>6995946 cs is a joke in an ovenshelf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:13:59 2015 No.6995955 File: 60 KB, 782x522, typical cs student.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6995946

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:24:28 2015 No.6995969 >>6995955 I don't get it. It's overcomplicated, but why would it output something like that instead of the proper answer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:30:00 2015 No.6995982 >>6994902 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:32:11 2015 No.6995989 >>6995955 nice doubles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:56:14 2015 No.6996028 File: 24 KB, 128x128, 1420663530585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6994958 >Michio Cuckold god fucking damn it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:02:08 2015 No.6996037 File: 29 KB, 350x110, Banach-Tarski_paradox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Banach Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach Tarski Banach Tarski"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:05:04 2015 No.6996043 >>6995969 Because doubles are stored as binary scientific notation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:40:04 2015 No.6996659 File: 156 KB, 690x388, 1419194749593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6994958 this is mine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:42:47 2015 No.6996662 >>6996659 >not abs(f(x)) you had one job anon

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:50:23 2015 No.6996672 >>6996664 Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:19:11 2015 No.6996691 >>6995969 it's an abbreviation of 12.34 + 2* 0.00...001

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:48:29 2015 No.6996717 >>6996664 i need more like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:03:50 2015 No.6996730 >>6996691 i laughed way harder than i should have

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:07:30 2015 No.6996734 >>6996664 The difference between being incredibly autistic and making fun of people who are incredibly autistic is a subtle one but I think the creator of this understands it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:13:10 2015 No.6996739 >>6995950 In an oven shelf? Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:40:33 2015 No.6996755 >>6996659 > pi instead of phi You fucking ruined it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:51:24 2015 No.6996762 >>6996037 get the fuck out

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:09:03 2015 No.6996770 >>6994773 ha >>6994822 ha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 11:57:35 2015 No.6997136 >>6994773 I dont get it

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:16:09 2015 No.6997244 >>6997136 http://youtu.be/2AoxCkySv34?t=21s The reals are uncountable.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:35:54 2015 No.6997273

How much did you have to read before doing well in a physics test?

I read 2 hours every day for 11 days, then kept a 6 day pause without reading anything before my test and my test went horribly. I thought I had read enough but clearly I hadn't...

My maths test was easy for me though, even though I read to it the same amount as for my physics test.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:49:54 2015 No.6997299 >>6997273 >Actually not mastering all the material two semesters in advance Congratulations, you're going to be a idiot savant at fucking best, plebo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:50:19 2015 No.6997302 >>6995946 >and then he told me >he did computer science >science seriously gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 13:52:13 2015 No.6997308 File: 1.60 MB, 474x230, 1417302900735.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997302 holy fuck bros is there anything better than being a patrician physicist? I can't imagine what being anything else feels like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:25:32 2015 No.6997355 File: 92 KB, 665x598, 1336975401470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997273 >>6997273 >I read 2 hours every day for 11 days, then kept a 6 day pause without reading anything before my test.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:29:04 2015 No.6997357
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>>6997273
>reading for a fixed amount of time instead of focusing on actually understanding the material
Are you one of those faggots who studies to just pass exams and not to actually understand the material?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:37:49 2015 No.6997367 >>6997357 >caring about any of this stuff I hate physics and maths but I still study them because I hate every other school subject as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:48:40 2015 No.6997378 >>6997367 >caring how plants grow >caring how the world turns >caring about how far a few parsecs is as opposed to a few meters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:50:26 2015 No.6997381 >>6994773 Had a nice sensible chuckle there

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 14:57:26 2015 No.6997385

>>6995969
>I don't get it. It's overcomplicated, but why would it output something like that instead of the proper answer?

Computers use base 2, humans use base 10, the difference you see is due to translations between the bases. This is totally normal and expected behavior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:07:10 2015 No.6997404 >>6997378 Yeah, what's the big deal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:15:23 2015 No.6997415 >>6997355 >>6997357 >>6997367 >>6997378 >>6997385 I don't know why but it bothers me a great deal when people don't care about the classes they take that are part of their respective majors. It's aggravating for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:17:43 2015 No.6997419 File: 69 KB, 800x745, 1415437730508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone have the rest of these?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:34:32 2015 No.6997439 >>6997419 oh god someone pls post them

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:41:53 2015 No.6997451 >>6994726 holy shit hadnt seen this in a while. last frame and >free will exists please respond my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:51:45 2015 No.6997471 >>6997449 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:52:05 2015 No.6997472 >>6996739 it's supposed to be a joke. in and of itself. like dickheads that say a diamond dozen or for all intensive purposes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:55:18 2015 No.6997479 >>6997471 wew rude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 15:55:36 2015 No.6997480 >>6994958 >not michio bukkake >not dr. naruto

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:11:08 2015 No.6997495 >>6997491 My fucking sides

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:16:29 2015 No.6997504 >>6997273 >read Were you actually, you know, solving problems? If you just read the theory and do nothing else it won't bring you anywhere since you aren't a machine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:17:35 2015 No.6997508 >>6997484 >[Laughþ uncontrerollably] I needþ þyne source.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:25:55 2015 No.6997522 >>6997449 So, orcas are because panda bear boned a dolphin. Fuck orcas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:35:29 2015 No.6997537 >>6996664 I really hope this is satire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:56:19 2015 No.6997569 >>6997484 Underrated post!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:59:59 2015 No.6997575 >>6994958 I was ready to be disappointed after expecting too much from it since it's your favourite, but then >Michio Cuckold kinda saved it with an honest giggle

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:11:29 2015 No.6997590 >>6997273 depending on what kind of physics, there isnt much to read (at least in classical mechanics and e&m). its not surprising that you did bad

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:16:12 2015 No.6997601 >>6997484 10/10 >>6997579 every time >>6997589 sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:27:04 2015 No.6997616 >>6997419 >>6997439 that's ken m. his website is horseysurprise.tumblr.com

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:31:26 2015 No.6997625 you guys laugh at some of the dumbest, least funny shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:40:46 2015 No.6997639 >>6997625 HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:45:47 2015 No.6997646 >>6997639 I legitimately burst out laughing. Maybe it's because I saw the post you replied to and then clicked update and your HA HA HA popped up like in some stupid slap stick comedy. It just got me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:54:24 2015 No.6997659 >>6997484 eh, his question was why does it fall perpendicularly to the earth not 'towards the center' so 8/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:56:29 2015 No.6997663 >>6994822 lawl

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 17:58:25 2015 No.6997667 >>6997664 Someone should email this titled, "Current State of The Inter-Universal Teichmuller Theory Referee UPDATE"

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 18:32:14 2015 No.6997722 >>6997472 i don't believe that was a joke, i've heard too many idiots say shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 18:40:17 2015 No.6997743 >>6997579 i dont get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 18:41:25 2015 No.6997748 >>6997743 biggest joke ITT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 18:42:12 2015 No.6997753 >>6997743 It's in the title idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 18:46:12 2015 No.6997764 >>6997579 I let it loop about 20 times wondering why this was sci humour before I saw the filename

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 19:06:15 2015 No.6997819 >>6997813 >mfw there are people on /sci/ that would believe this to be true

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 19:14:32 2015 No.6997842 File: 93 KB, 513x572, precautionary principle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997813

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 19:54:14 2015 No.6997948 File: 129 KB, 1024x768, trolling sci flight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 20:38:52 2015 No.6998053 >>6997813 >solution >never look at the track >the trolley will never be able to go down either track because you haven't observed it to make it decide

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 20:49:38 2015 No.6998068 File: 119 KB, 443x414, checkmydubs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6995955 Sometimes I lose faith in the universe. Then anon gets dubs in a post about dubs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 20:50:12 2015 No.6998069 File: 66 KB, 596x596, i understood that reference.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997796 Hey /co/, how's it hangin'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 21:06:09 2015 No.6998090 >>6997842 if only people applied it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:44:36 2015 No.6998244 >>6997796 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:47:26 2015 No.6998249 File: 424 KB, 960x1299, Caveman Science Fiction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997948 I'm embarrassed that I found that so funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:47:55 2015 No.6998250 >>6998244 the solar system lost pluto

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:40:33 2015 No.6998329 File: 51 KB, 200x205, 1411442050171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997178 7/10 made me chuckle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:43:44 2015 No.6998335 >>6998069 >>6998244 I Ii iI i_

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:47:21 2015 No.6998338 >>6994958 >quantum skeletons >Michio Cuckold That's the one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:49:54 2015 No.6998343 File: 221 B, 17x17, minimalism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6998335

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:50:34 2015 No.6998344 >>6997472 These made me laugh more than they should have

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:51:50 2015 No.6998346 >>6997796 >Got the reference, not the joke >Saw file name Jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 00:18:48 2015 No.6998391 >>6997484 Moar!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 00:45:16 2015 No.6998455 >>6997813 >Will be in either track A or B Philosophy aside, unless the lever is in a center postition and switches to a specific track based on which direction you switch it, that's just bad engineering.

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Anonymous Fri Jan 9 01:08:15 2015 No.6998478

>>6994958
I read that yesterday, chuckled, din't reply and closed the tab
Now this morning I entered the train just minutes ago, took a place, and for some reason I suddenly thought of Michio CUCKOLD, which made me laugh like a retard and look like one in front of others
I just thought you would like to know

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 07:51:05 2015 No.6998822 >>6998478 It's not a sign of stupidity to be able to amuse yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 08:20:38 2015 No.6998862 >>6997167 I'll bite, this pretty much happens, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 08:21:19 2015 No.6998864 >>6998249 10/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 08:57:16 2015 No.6998908 >>6997796 >filename I'm dying right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 09:49:44 2015 No.6998950 >>6997948 That's not how it works...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 10:29:03 2015 No.6998991 File: 127 KB, 550x550, mysidessol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997796 God dammit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 14:22:52 2015 No.6999296 >>6997357 How do you guys motivate yourselves to study? I love the material and it's interesting but when I sit down to actually study I only manage to force myself to do 20 mins tops

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:27:17 2015 No.6999396 >>6999296 >How do you guys motivate yourselves to study? I'll let you know when I actually figure out how to. 90% of my studying is just looking over notes and cramming for exams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:40:32 2015 No.6999430 >>6999396 >90% Try 99%

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:44:39 2015 No.6999442 >>6998250 It only shows 4 planets...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:49:07 2015 No.6999451 >>6998069 I wish we had filename threads like /co/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:52:36 2015 No.6999458 >>6998862 No. The "add a hypothetical dark number" thing sort of kind of happens, in a way, but that's only in cases where the 1+1=2 model either doesn't exist or is not known, making the stretch 1+1dark(1)=3 a lot less silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:54:15 2015 No.6999465 >>6999296 I don't 'motivate' myself, I want to. I actually like these subjects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:04:55 2015 No.6999501 >>6999442 >Implying that the Sun is a planet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 16:11:35 2015 No.6999520 >>6998053 u dunt understand quantum fisisks. it goes down both trackas + kill every1 if u dont look at the kitty

Anonymous Fri Jan 9 17:06:54 2015 No.6999657

>>6994724
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Anonymous Fri Jan 9 17:12:21 2015 No.6999667

>>6999296
I need to sit down with friends to get anything done. But not too many, I have about 2-4 people in my class that I really enjoy hanging out with, and I study with them for 5-10hrs per day a week before the exam and that works perfect for me.

I never do anything one day before the exam though, I find that to be too stressfull, better to just chill then.

Also, never underestimate the power of coffee.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 19:54:54 2015 No.7000121 >>7000117 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 20:48:36 2015 No.7000216 File: 96 KB, 550x462, 1522125_467732189998385_70670613_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not one half-decent chemistry joke itt You disappoint me, /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 20:57:37 2015 No.7000220 File: 77 KB, 558x340, 1398227676474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #deep

>>	ojom™ Fri Jan 9 21:22:13 2015 No.7000251 File: 100 KB, 380x613, 1409929735587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ojom™ Fri Jan 9 21:23:22 2015 No.7000255 File: 29 KB, 474x395, 1410027844679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:37:00 2015 No.7000275 File: 74 KB, 600x412, 1418160418983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7000251

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 21:40:33 2015 No.7000278 >>7000251 Kek

>>	ojom™ Fri Jan 9 21:52:15 2015 No.7000290 File: 845 KB, 612x4752, 1417339287863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] smbc isn't as bad as people say

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 22:17:37 2015 No.7000346 File: 328 KB, 1353x976, multitrackdrifting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997813 >>6997842 Pic related is correct solution to all of these.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 22:43:58 2015 No.7000398 >>6999657 lol this made my head hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 23:07:03 2015 No.7000442 >>6994958 made me chuckle a lot >>6998478 but this reply really got me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 23:30:55 2015 No.7000481 >>6995946 He actually admits it's not science but even goes as far as to equate it with "magic" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKRVNQ_MqE&

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 23:50:26 2015 No.7000495 >>6996664 This is genius

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 00:12:01 2015 No.7000522 >>6999442 filename

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 01:17:46 2015 No.7000582 >>6997187 anyone else have this picture with just the physics student and no words on it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 01:38:05 2015 No.7000608 >>6997439 strings theory

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 06:32:05 2015 No.7000971 File: 421 KB, 425x599, pierre curie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7000255 Post the one about engineers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:06:19 2015 No.7001103 >>6994773 Been pondering for days and still don't get it. Real numbers make imaginary guy sad? Can't be right as it's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:32:02 2015 No.7001124 File: 123 KB, 557x480, satan tyson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 10:57:18 2015 No.7001221 >>6997151 Would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 10:59:52 2015 No.7001225 >>7001103 its been explained in the thread already. the reals are uncountable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 11:11:15 2015 No.7001241 File: 282 KB, 1420x800, 1398228984236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7000971

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 11:16:19 2015 No.7001250 >>7000346 Wait, that would kill even more people!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 11:17:10 2015 No.7001252 File: 593 KB, 1206x713, 1399414762061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 11:17:58 2015 No.7001253 >>6996037 SMIRK'D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 11:34:09 2015 No.7001276 >>7000216 Yeah, that was "half-decent".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 12:41:32 2015 No.7001369 >>7001241 hahahahaha

Anonymous Sat Jan 10 13:22:40 2015 No.7001429

An old one I had to look up but I personally still like it.

>Heisenberg and Schrodinger get pulled over for speeding.

>The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

>Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

>The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

>Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

>The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

>"A cat" Schrodinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrodinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

Anonymous Sat Jan 10 13:38:58 2015 No.7001461

>>6994749

A brazen,deadly gangster policeman professor and parroting puppet of the computer god was teaching a class on Franklin D. Roosevelt, a known Tsarina Fag.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship The Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and accept his lifelong Frankenstien radio controls!"

At this moment, a brave writer of unforgivable thruths and terrorized member of the master race who had typed over 1500 poorly worded rants and understood how CIA gangsters pump deadly poison nerve gas-smoke into secret compartments and lived in a low,deadly niggertown old house,stood up ALONE and held up a thick, strong homemade appeal brief.
"How long do people naturally live before they are dead or useless?"

The cackling, sneering, co-conspiring felon gangster parroting puppet officer professor laughed his mad giggle now,and smugly replied "70 years, you helpless and hopeless frankenstien slave."

"Wrong. People are subjected to worldwide systematic instant-plastic surgery butchery murder,inside a sealed computer god robotic operating cabinet"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his nerve gas ball point pen and blurted many statements. He stormed out of the room crying those hangmanrope sneak Gangster playboy tears.

The students applauded and were all notarized as pummellers of niggers that day and converted to Astrocism,the true religion of the Slovene people.
A deadly touch tarantula spider named "MENACE TO GANGSTER GOVERNMENT" trajected around corners into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tabin needle on the ticker tape. The worldwide open secret was read several times.

The professor lost his tenure and was put into Maximum Security Insanity Prison the next day. He died of the The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere and was lead into Frankenstein living-death eternal slavery

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 16:34:17 2015 No.7001820 File: 254 KB, 1196x864, sci timezones.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 18:17:16 2015 No.7001957 >>7001225 ooooh... that's supposed to be Count von Count from Sesame Street? Didn't recognize him. Pretty poor likeness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:32:04 2015 No.7002301 >>6997664 i can't breathe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:54:15 2015 No.7002352 >>6997472 > intensive purposes >not intensive porpoises

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:57:12 2015 No.7002357 >>7002352 suckers are a diamond dozen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 22:00:36 2015 No.7002362 >>6998249 >Dresden Codak Shit, it's been too long since I last checked. Thanks for reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 23:28:07 2015 No.7002481 File: 328 KB, 721x362, hank schroedinger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997447

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 23:29:26 2015 No.7002484 File: 132 KB, 999x614, lhopital.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 23:32:00 2015 No.7002486 >>7000290 It's quite hit-and-miss but I find it hits more often than xkcd. I don't think anything will ever beat Electric Retard, but SuperMega comes close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 23:35:11 2015 No.7002495 >>7002486 giggled at this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 23:37:23 2015 No.7002496 >>7002495 They are/were good precisely because they never tried to be smart like SMBC and xkcd do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 23:39:12 2015 No.7002499 >>7002484 That....is just great

>>	anon Sun Jan 11 01:43:34 2015 No.7002628 Second year physics student and I dont understand half of these jokes. Fucking shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 02:05:33 2015 No.7002651 >>6997447 JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 02:19:42 2015 No.7002669 >>7002628 Uh oh better switch to mechanical engineering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 04:24:56 2015 No.7002830 >>7000290 >poets are happy I thought poetry was all about bitching about how your life sucks so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 11:17:45 2015 No.7003346 >>7000000

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 12:25:54 2015 No.7003499 >>6996763 >nuremburg scientific trials lost it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 12:28:27 2015 No.7003502 File: 50 KB, 520x347, Pb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 19:19:02 2015 No.7004347 >>6997664 this guy's website is totally geocities http://www.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp/~motizuki/top-english.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 19:31:08 2015 No.7004370 >>6999657 trying to imagine all this shit >my sides in orbit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 19:55:13 2015 No.7004441 File: 132 KB, 1411x755, Scientists say there is a supermassive blackhole inside the earth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 20:27:24 2015 No.7004484 File: 82 KB, 478x358, Chomsky.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7000971

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 21:21:01 2015 No.7004584 >>6996659 Can anyone explain this one to me? I thought Perelman was a really smart dude?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 21:32:59 2015 No.7004598 >>6998471 Hey! I'm the second post in this! I feel immortalized.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 21:35:43 2015 No.7004603 >>7000582 MS paint or GIMP you idiot.

Anonymous Sun Jan 11 21:48:12 2015 No.7004623

>>7004603
speaking of, Does anyone know why the latest version of paint is completely unusable? Every so often I think "this is a simple move and paste, no need to open gimp for that" and then I spend like ten minutes trying to do it because you can't scroll while selecting something

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 22:25:55 2015 No.7004698 File: 11 KB, 299x168, fusionha!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004598 i know that feel. I posted this in the >7000000 fusion thread and someone screen caped it. Wish I had saved it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 22:29:30 2015 No.7004707 >>7004698 cough anyone have it? cough

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 22:54:39 2015 No.7004745 File: 2 KB, 125x93, toplel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6995946

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 23:05:56 2015 No.7004762 File: 2.42 MB, 320x240, Fretfff.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004745 ops

Anonymous Sun Jan 11 23:29:01 2015 No.7004800

>>7004762
This is not making "fun" of CS you uneducated fucks. This is the Hal Abelson, the author of SICP.

What he is saying is that CS is a branch of math, and thus obviously not a science, and also has nothing to do with phsyical computers. You stupid shits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 23:31:54 2015 No.7004803 >>7004762 I just watched this yesterday and lol'd at the same scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKRVNQ_MqE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 23:32:21 2015 No.7004805 >>7004800 faggot offended

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 23:34:04 2015 No.7004806 >>6994922 He tried to steal credit from Perelman and claimed all sorts of absurd bullshit. Lies and fraud are unbecoming of a mathematician. Would have fired him on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 00:27:12 2015 No.7004854 File: 25 KB, 490x132, vvby8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 01:39:36 2015 No.7004938 File: 76 KB, 960x705, 1405654639080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 01:45:35 2015 No.7004945 >>7004938 A classic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 05:35:55 2015 No.7005125 >>6996717 http://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart Inb4 leddit, faggots

>>	Prince Jethlyndsu Mon Jan 12 05:37:29 2015 No.7005128 Hey everyone, I just made a video and posted it to YouTube, about my experience with genetic testing. 23andMe, and AncestryDNA. Check it out. Like, comment and subscribe. Thanks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ofWV7OF9-w

Anonymous Mon Jan 12 05:38:03 2015 No.7005129

>>6995955
convert it to a string first.
cut the number of digits, concat. with '.' then join it all together and parse as float/double/etc...

its the common answer in many math related problems,
it can be actually proven as part of computer science field of 'Formal Languages' algorithms, when you 'step out' of your world's ABC, projecting the problem on language with different set of rules (in this one, its that floats stored in 100% accuracy using their ASCII sequence representative).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 05:58:19 2015 No.7005144 >>6994958 I don't get the cuckold part

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 06:00:12 2015 No.7005146 >>7005144 Kaku Cucku Cucko Cuckold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 06:26:43 2015 No.7005163 File: 251 KB, 1000x563, richard-feynman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 06:50:08 2015 No.7005189 >>7005146 that's elementary school humor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 06:56:54 2015 No.7005197 >>7005189 Yes, but it's funny Of course, I know it's not as fun as your morning cum gurgling sessions, but I think it's still worth a chuckle

Anonymous Mon Jan 12 07:18:23 2015 No.7005212
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>>7004707
nobody has it

after all when two bodies that massive undergo full nuclear fusion in an instant the power would destroy everything.

pic is about 50 milliseconds after they join

- Their ultimate from is just one big explosion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 07:43:55 2015 No.7005252 File: 45 KB, 520x370, 1420223525046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7001461 What the actual fuck? How did the satire jump from the 'original' parody to this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:13:47 2015 No.7005831 File: 190 KB, 652x363, 1420856858698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004707 The archive helps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:28:09 2015 No.7005865 File: 59 KB, 600x412, 1416818027759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:49:58 2015 No.7005902 File: 113 KB, 1002x870, 1362529547443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is real life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:52:18 2015 No.7005910 >>7002486 All of thsoe webcomics suck actually. The only ones I know of that don't suck are PBF and Achewood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:53:36 2015 No.7005913 >>7002830 This is what illiterates actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:55:18 2015 No.7005916 >>7000275 every time lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:01:22 2015 No.7005921 >>7005197 Actually it's one of the dumbest, least funny memes on 4chan righ tnow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:09:19 2015 No.7005936 >>7005252 Somebody read the ramblings of paranoid schizophrenic laywer for too long whille thinking of a copypasta to write.

>>	Anonymuos Mon Jan 12 15:49:54 2015 No.7006013 File: 35 KB, 500x383, LMAObama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6994726 >free will exists please respond

>>	Anonymuos Mon Jan 12 16:06:10 2015 No.7006050 >>6997472 Ricky pls go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:13:14 2015 No.7006062 >>6994726 aww I miss timecube man did he ever pay out the reward for someone proving him wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:16:58 2015 No.7006071 >>7004800 Yes but SICP, Abelson, and Sussman all deserve to be laughed at. You just don't get the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:27:13 2015 No.7006098 >>7004800 Actually he argues it's more like mathematical engineering. Math is descriptive logic while CS is process logic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:46:13 2015 No.7006120 >>6997659 They clearly called him a Faggot for it....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:49:57 2015 No.7006130 >>7004484 Best. One. Ever.

>>	Anonymuos Mon Jan 12 23:43:24 2015 No.7006782 File: 32 KB, 780x438, YellowScienceMan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymuos Mon Jan 12 23:44:38 2015 No.7006784 File: 308 KB, 800x645, AlfrebEinstime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymuos Tue Jan 13 00:51:32 2015 No.7006907 File: 444 KB, 640x360, SaganQuote1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 00:54:57 2015 No.7006912 >>6996664 >I've been thing Lost it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 01:01:55 2015 No.7006919 >>7000000

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 01:22:26 2015 No.7006927 File: 43 KB, 800x600, water.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:09:39 2015 No.7006969 >>7000481 but it is magic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:42:41 2015 No.7006992 >>6994726 I forgot all about time cube

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:50:38 2015 No.7007002 >>7005163 new here from /r/science, still trying to figure it out. haven't quite figured out how to upvote on 4chan yet but let's just say I like this post ;) PS: how the heck are you supposed to navigate this site! can't find anything lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:36:04 2015 No.7007038 File: 33 KB, 400x353, 2391064-4436741716-ngbbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6994958 >quantum skeletons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:49:44 2015 No.7007039 >>6997484 love this one to death

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:56:14 2015 No.7007042 >>6995950 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 04:07:22 2015 No.7007049 >>6996664 Virtue's Last Reward was a great game, but this guy took it a little too literally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 05:00:00 2015 No.7007080 >>7000117 Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 07:55:18 2015 No.7007186 File: 119 KB, 1901x515, 1394440792723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 07:58:09 2015 No.7007187 File: 98 KB, 594x315, 1421041579238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7007186

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 08:10:14 2015 No.7007193 >>7007186 One Helen shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to the amount of beauty it takes to launch 1000 ships.

>>	Anonymuos Tue Jan 13 15:55:19 2015 No.7007863 >>7007002 :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 16:41:19 2015 No.7007968 >>7007002 leave while you still can. Also, nice digits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 20:34:36 2015 No.7008458 File: 225 KB, 768x671, 1400894677480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 20:36:49 2015 No.7008465 File: 303 KB, 1394x1304, 1380066221745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:43:53 2015 No.7008786 >>7000216 Chemists don't make jokes, they are the jokes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:52:39 2015 No.7008804 >>7000117 horrific

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:31:59 2015 No.7008829 File: 9 KB, 250x300, Feel1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997187 Oh my fucking sides, thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 00:36:50 2015 No.7008833 >>7008458 the engineering one is fucking priceless

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 01:23:41 2015 No.7008890 File: 258 KB, 1920x2318, Engineers and their long history of being fairly butch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 01:26:49 2015 No.7008891 File: 96 KB, 800x451, ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 01:32:43 2015 No.7008897 >>7005910 >achewood >not the epitome of sucky webcomics I'd sooner get a laugh out of jerkcity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 01:39:03 2015 No.7008909 >>7008458 Haven't been on here in a while, but I see the "engineering is gay" meme eventually caught on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 02:22:21 2015 No.7008968 File: 11 KB, 251x242, 1413824311465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008890 >mfw im an engineer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 02:54:51 2015 No.7009006 >>7008891 9 years waiting, such fun.

Anonymous Wed Jan 14 07:22:52 2015 No.7009160

>>6994732
>>6994958
>>6996659
>>6996664
>>6996763
>>6997419
>>6997491
>>6997664
>>6999657
>>7000251
>>7004484
>>7004938
>>7005163

Best posts ITT
With >>6996664 being one of the most dumbest (intentional or not) thing I've ever read
Like, I think I got just a bit more retarded by reading it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 07:41:19 2015 No.7009173 >>7008458 >"What did you major in, anon?" >"I majored in mycology." >"You must be a fun guy to be around."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 08:02:29 2015 No.7009187 >>7009160 how does it feel to have down's syndrome

>>	el psy congroo Wed Jan 14 08:40:03 2015 No.7009210 >>7008890 >someone couldn't get into engineering >that butthurt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 08:46:30 2015 No.7009211 >>7009187 i like cows they're nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 09:30:57 2015 No.7009241 >>7009160 Worst post ITT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 13:04:48 2015 No.7009528 File: 176 KB, 1867x1467, 1408459525941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009210 >not getting the epic engineering maymay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 16:25:57 2015 No.7009913 >>6995946 What's wrong with CompSci again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 17:48:14 2015 No.7010090 >>7009913 Too useful. The more useful something is, the worse it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 23:51:37 2015 No.7010697 File: 145 KB, 515x900, 1369452048932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 03:13:31 2015 No.7010923 >>7009210 The joke is that there are no women in engineering so all the remaining engineers are gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 03:25:07 2015 No.7010936 >>7001429 go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 03:37:07 2015 No.7010947 >>6995946 this is a lot more /g/ related but still funny as fuck: https://www.daniweb.com/software-development/cpp/threads/440954/cant-fix-error-in-my-program

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 04:18:58 2015 No.7010980 >>7008897 That's because you are illiterate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 04:47:40 2015 No.7011001 File: 291 KB, 1100x777, engineering_branches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009528 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 04:49:05 2015 No.7011003 >>7001429 BAZPINGO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 04:53:21 2015 No.7011008 >>7004938 >HAHAHAHA I MISUNDERSTOOD THIS OMG IT'S SO SILLY LOLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 05:11:20 2015 No.7011020 >>7011008 >>7011003 hows that autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 05:32:00 2015 No.7011039 File: 69 KB, 680x571, nLC5Fp4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not new but still my favorite

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 07:03:36 2015 No.7011080 >>6997813 >ignoring the fact that any affect-able system is an observer >each individual atom, molecule, or any self sustaining system that changes when it is contacted is an observer of that contact

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 07:58:25 2015 No.7011111 >>7004938 This isn't /sci/, it's tumblrshit. Fuck off with that bullcrap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 08:14:55 2015 No.7011138 File: 14 KB, 300x300, 1330788593126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6997187 >not even Russeled

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 16:06:48 2015 No.7011696 File: 207 KB, 554x372, Wallace muscle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:15:28 2015 No.7011836 File: 866 KB, 741x998, Tesla Quote.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I find your lack of Tesla quotes disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:06:46 2015 No.7012061 File: 214 KB, 1200x900, 1417568538160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:41:03 2015 No.7012346 File: 327 KB, 799x1000, Turing-stroked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7011836 Protip. White text with black stroke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:38:33 2015 No.7012636 >>7012346 You don't understand. It had to be this way. The character practically wrote himself (and chose letter colouring).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:54:29 2015 No.7012654 >>6997447 >Move to Alberta > >$250,000/year doing rocks >haha oilfield >HAHA ROCKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 03:09:33 2015 No.7012672 >>7007193 One Proclaimers will be a measurement equal to how far you would be willing to walk just to be the man who'd walk one Proclaimers to fall down at their door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 05:28:56 2015 No.7012744 File: 1.18 MB, 858x960, grigori quote.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] True story

>>	newt !!u6DFLmj0Shf Fri Jan 16 06:51:30 2015 No.7012784 >>6997167 this is just a really unfunny, complete rip off version of a troll science comic mae here 4 + years ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 10:31:48 2015 No.7012969 dsvsvvczx

Anonymous Fri Jan 16 10:34:08 2015 No.7012973

why the hate on engineers?
cars, rockets, buildings. Everything is made by engineers.

Why hate on mathematicians?
they are abstract and creative with amazing philosophical insights.

Physics/Chemistry/(bio..meh) all use experiments(engineering) and Math(by mathematicians of course) to come up with their theories which, lets be honest are sometimes out of their ass. Faster than light neutrinos, parallel universes(math concept really). I can see why these physics people here are so bitter. Heck none of their ideas would mean anything if it wasn't for engineering and math. So is that why you scientist are here making fun of mathematicians and engineers? because you depend on them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 11:09:34 2015 No.7013004 File: 46 KB, 249x249, 1399140383446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 12:10:25 2015 No.7013092 >>7004854 It's funny because it's true

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 12:51:07 2015 No.7013171 File: 59 KB, 512x425, whyhw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >basically, science is just as hokey as anything else and we shouldn't glorify it as reflecting objective, unbiased truth. neato

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 15:11:49 2015 No.7013487 >>7012973 Dude it's just a joke. I'm an engineer and I've made some of those gay engineer jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 15:14:37 2015 No.7013499 >>7012973 Lol, I'm an EE and everytime someone brings up engineers on this board I make a joke about dicks. >tfw 25 with the sense of humour as a 12-year-old

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 19:53:05 2015 No.7014394 >>7012973 You should get familiar with the concept of banter.

Anonymous Fri Jan 16 20:11:38 2015 No.7014443
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>>7012973
Every group of people make jokes about other groups of people. The only ones who don't get this either don't get humor or have never worked in groups.

When I was in school, two teachers that were engineers taught me some of the best engineer jokes, a few female teachers(and my sisters) taught me some of the best rape jokes. And for some reason a math teacher only taught us gymnastics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 20:18:57 2015 No.7014460 File: 69 KB, 1202x179, old_spice_higgs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 20:28:06 2015 No.7014489 File: 13 KB, 289x47, onerous_dawn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 22:34:43 2015 No.7014702 File: 1.86 MB, 500x281, 1409419316157.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7014489 >tfw I listen to that song every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 03:17:07 2015 No.7015130 >>7013487 >>7013499 >>7014394 I was trying to light a fire but meh..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 19:19:19 2015 No.7016554 File: 1.94 MB, 2399x1360, hhent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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