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Ever since I read on a bodybuilding forum that eating your own cum gives you energy I've been doing it on a routine basis.

I feel like my memory and cognition is greatly improved and I've been doing better in school (all A's) this semester.

Are there any nutritional or scientific benefits to consuming semen?

>> No.6972225

http://www.news-medical.net/health/Swallowing-Semen.aspx
Literally second link on google

>> No.6972249

I'm going to try this OP. Is it better than adderall?

>> No.6972267

Semen contains large amounts of nerve growth factor so it's very plausible it will have a strong effect in improving memory and synaptic plasticity

>> No.6972279

>>6972225
>The tribes believe that the semen of older men can bestow manliness and wisdom to the younger men and for this the men need to fellate their elders to receive their authority and powers.
fucking pedo enablers

>> No.6972280

Does it matter if you eat it right after it gets out? Can you wait a day or would it lose its beneficial parts while outside?

>> No.6972290

>>6972218
You really should brush up on causality and correlation facts

>> No.6972309

>>6972280
I always eat it immediately but if you freeze/refrigerate it i don't think there would be much of a problem

>> No.6972322

Why does this thread still exist?

>> No.6972357

>>6972280
semen contains lots of sugars, you're encouraging bacterial growth and losing that nutrition

>> No.6972414

I can confirm this is true. I swallow my bfs cum and it makes me feel better and focus/use my imagination more when I learn

>> No.6972469

>>6972218
Personally you are better off exchanging semen with a buddy for that there bro-gains.

Your own semen is useful, but mixing semen with another will get the benefits of both batches.

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>>6972218
>placebo effect
>eating my own cum

You're retarded OP.

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>>6972469
>mfw OP is dumb enough to do this

>> No.6972486

>>6972480
>>6972482
This is srs business on /fit/. We occasionally get biology researchers/med students/people doing cool people science discussing this stuff.

you nerds wouldn't understand biology master-race stuff.

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>>6972486
>mfw tricking people into eating cum to get data for human gullibility studies

>> No.6972508

>>6972486
> glorious bio master race
kek'd

>> No.6972522

>>6972480
My mind has evolved so far beyond you plebs that you can't even begin to comprehend it

>> No.6972524

>>6972218
Well, you aren't just shooting a good amount of your body's zinc away everyday, so that likely helps

>> No.6972564

>>6972486
>glorious bio master-race
OP literally confirmed for faggot.

>> No.6972629

>>6972564
OP here. I have a girlfriend but every time we have sex my gf makes me cum into a mason jar to save the semen

>> No.6972654

>>6972629
This is hilarious.

>> No.6972688

And I thought I was the only one who does this. Ever since I eat my own cum I can concentrate much better when there is a lot of work to do. I also do this when I get stressed.

>> No.6973892

anyone know how to make your cum taste better?

>> No.6973899

>>6973892
eat lots of papayas

>> No.6974184

>>6972218
placebo?

>> No.6974598

interesting

>> No.6974637

Super hack here. Are you fucking ready? Here it is. You can get double smarts and gains by consuming other people's semen.

>> No.6974672

I usually save mine for a few weeks in a jar then drink it just before a test, it has never let me down.

>> No.6974708

I eat my cum twice a day, when I wake up and after lunch. I don't save it up in jars >>6974672, that would be disgusting, lol.

>> No.6975640 [DELETED] 

I'm gay and I can confirm this is not a troll

>> No.6975648

>>6973899
but not asparagus. asparagus is delicious, but it makes your cum taste foul

>> No.6975659

>>6972225
The fruit fly genome does not include instructions for making testosterone. It has been seriously edited for brevity.
A male fruit fly will not start puberty until he cannibalizes an adult male.
I gotta look that back up because I'm now wondering if it has to be another fruit fly or of his body can "learn" it from another animal

>> No.6975671

OP i think you just enjoy drinking cum. doing what you enjoy makes you happy => better cognition

you would have more fun drinking other people's cum so it should have a stronger effect.

>> No.6975675

OP, even legitimately gay people don't enjoy drinking cum as much as you.

>> No.6975682 [DELETED] 

>>6975675

>> No.6976373

Am I the only one here who eats my own cum because I'm too lazy too wipe it up? Sometime when I was 12 I cummed but didn't want to wake anyone up getting out of bed so I just eat it. Been doing it ever since.

>> No.6976396

>>6976373
I'm gonna take a leap and say you are the only one to do it for that reason.

sometimes I've woken up in the middle of the night with a literally feverish desire to drink some cum. like I can't even think straight. by the time I'm in the kitchen with a glass in my hand I'm usually over it but sometimes not.

I don't know why.

>> No.6976462

>>6976373
I did this when I was a neet for 3 years. But there was also a bit of paranoia involved. I was fapping a lot in that time and started thinking it might seem suspicious if I ran out of tissues fast, when I wasn't even sick.

I don't fap too much nowadays and I've come to hate cleaning so I rarely swallow.

>> No.6976474

>>6972218
>>6975671
>>6976373
>>6976462
>/sci/

>> No.6976533

What does cum taste like?

>> No.6976535

>>6976533
Salty and slimy. Much warmer than you'd expect (if swallowed immediately).

Don't ask how I know that.

>> No.6976539

>>6972290
open mindedness and intelligence and placebo effect all correlate x)

>> No.6976541

>>6972357
nope

>> No.6976580

Isn't it difficult to swallow your own cum? Like where do you ejaculate and drink it?

>> No.6976583

>>6976580
a cup, your boyfriend's mouth, your hand, its not at all difficult you just do it

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6976592

If anybody's interested, I know a guy who knows a guy.

>> No.6976623

I don't know man, my gf is pretty skinny :^)

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Let me help you OP

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>>6972218

Wouldn't it be more efficient to retain the semen by not fapping insteading of consuming orally?

>> No.6977103

>>6972218
are you fucking retarded? you asking for scientifical advice on eating your own sperm, yet you can get 10x the more energy by eating a fucking banana.
>tfw you actually feel for an autist.

>> No.6977107

Daily reminder that people like OP are the average residents of /fit/.

>> No.6977111

>>6976583
>not masturbating while upsidedown to shoot directly into your mouth.

What are you, gay?

>> No.6977119

>>6977107
10/10
forty kek

>> No.6977721

>>6977103
bananas don't contain phospholipids and ngf

>> No.6977725

im out of here

>> No.6977762

>>6976592
so did he post one this year?

>> No.6977800

I'm a gay so I can tell you: I've been drinking cum for a while and it's not fun. I drink it for the same reasons women have sex - out of a feeling of obligation.

>> No.6977817

>>6977088
Yes, but no one on 4chan can do that

>> No.6979007

>>6977800
Do you still get the benefits if someone cums in your ass?

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>>6972486

>mfw /fit/ is so retarded they support eating your own cum and no fap at the same time

>> No.6979453

>>6972218

This is my first time on /sci/ board and I was excited to see something interesting relating to science. This is the first thread I see.... Seriously what the hell is this bs?

>> No.6979460

>>6979012

They eat other people's cum, thereby stealing their masculine essence for themselves.

>> No.6979470

>>6972218
It's like I'm still on /fit/...

>> No.6980077

>>6972218
Not sure if its a troll/b8 thread trying to make be swallow my own cum or not...

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>> No.6980290

>>6980077
Yeah, I'm wondering if I should just try it or not. The problem is that even if it has no effect whatsoever a placebo will get me hooked to that shit. Plus, it's another reason to keep fapping.

>> No.6981669 [DELETED] 

Imagine eating cum while doing nofap at the same time.

You would become a god!

>> No.6981741

>>6977762
yes