How's about some /sci/ humor? Take a break from all the circle-jerking.

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Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:42:17 2014 No.6967131 [Reply] [Original]

How's about some /sci/ humor? Take a break from all the circle-jerking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:43:09 2014 No.6967133 File: 52 KB, 509x340, 1399565094564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:27:02 2014 No.6967632 File: 2.00 MB, 400x301, kinesin h8rs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967131 I don't have much, but I'll contribute what I can find.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:28:02 2014 No.6967633 File: 20 KB, 400x533, 2M solution.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967632

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:31:31 2014 No.6967645 File: 837 KB, 2800x1825, assumptions in roughly 1915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967643

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:32:33 2014 No.6967649 File: 76 KB, 576x781, boring things.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967645

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:33:38 2014 No.6967652 File: 501 KB, 250x145, cat accelerator.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967649

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:36:13 2014 No.6967660 File: 250 KB, 680x680, Newtonian motor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967652 I especially like this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:38:25 2014 No.6967666 File: 813 KB, 684x3676, smbc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967660 I'll post at least two more smbs comics, btw

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:40:26 2014 No.6967674 File: 49 KB, 468x610, the hardest worker.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967671

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:42:26 2014 No.6967681
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>>6967674
>what are some sciency colors?
>yeah just put those in there.
>scientists use syringes, right?
>just pretend you're injecting science into it or something
>perfect

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:03:32 2014 No.6967718
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>>6967681
somebody really took this picture didn't they
and someone really posed for it
and someone thought of the concept
and someone bought the props
and an army of people did the lighting ,production, hairdressing, makeup and costumes for this shot.
and nobody mentioned anything
Not one person

FUCK THIS PLANET I'M GOING TO MARS, WISH ME LUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:11:34 2014 No.6967731 File: 74 KB, 479x435, 1376176214582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967718 But anon, isn't that how genetics actually work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:16:28 2014 No.6967741 >>6967731 s......gnal is ..TSSSHHH..... bad ......TSHHHSSSSSS... fro.......TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ....ympus mons. I a........TSSHHHHHHHHHHHH...... cold here, its so qui......... TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:20:20 2014 No.6967752 File: 8 KB, 211x193, 1376517147633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967741 The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:33:16 2014 No.6967780 >>6967718 It's obviously DNA. The blue things are the chromosomes and the bars are the nucleic sugars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:35:33 2014 No.6967784 >>6967741 >>6967752 Its the sound of a typed out aneurysm

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:36:29 2014 No.6967787 >>6967780 Yes. A model of DNA which a woman is injecting something into. It's pretty funny in terms of it being a stock photo of science which has nobody doing anything scientific. If you have to explain the joke...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:38:20 2014 No.6967791 >>6967787 I do think she is a real scientist though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:38:20 2014 No.6967792 File: 40 KB, 680x346, 4fc[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey look, it's /sci/

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:52:33 2014 No.6967819

>>6967791
I really doubt it. It's not something people think about, but there is literally an industry out there that hires models so they can take various types of stock photos for advertising, television, business presentations, etc to be able to use. And the professional lighting and camera quality, mixed with the arbitrary syringe and DNA model are pretty indicative of a professional photo shoot with a model trying to look sciency for a stock photo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:53:39 2014 No.6967822 >>6967787 >>6967718 >>6967681 Maybe it's a metaphor for gene therapy, retards.

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:55:40 2014 No.6967826

>>6967822
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_photography

How do you people not understand what stock photos are? Sure, it could "actually" be a million different things. But what is the most likely reason she's injecting green shit into a plastic model of DNA? Because someone with a camera said "do something sciency!" and then he took the picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:59:49 2014 No.6967832 File: 2 KB, 63x29, yfbdhjcbsdlhjcbsd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967780 >The blue things are the chromosomes and the bars are the nucleic sugars. Almost got me.

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:00:21 2014 No.6967834
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>>6967826
>plastic model
It's clearly metal.

>>6967819
The DNA model might be a prop but those are clearly real safety glasses and real latex gloves. They're not yellow like in music videos where they fake science. Also she has her hair pulled back with a distinctive science part. I highly doubt some fashionista would have got that right. Plus you can clearly see the science in her eyes.
>pic semi-related, not a real scientist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:02:49 2014 No.6967841 >>6967834 >real safety glasses and real latex gloves Holy shit. >she has her hair pulled back with a distinctive science part Real scientist confirmed! I'm going to buy some scrubs and be a doctor next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:04:16 2014 No.6967843 >>6967841 >actually fell for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:04:17 2014 No.6967844 >>6967131 >tfw indonesian poorfag >see tsunami coming >call in the physicists >they observe it, collapsing the wave function >science saves the day >tfw still indo poorfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:06:38 2014 No.6967849 >>6967834 >fashionista >stock photo model Two unrelated things, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:06:40 2014 No.6967850 >>6967843 Your only argument against her being a real scientist is the lighting. Just admit that she likely is a real scientist. Did you even look at the background?

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:11:26 2014 No.6967861

>>6967834
> I highly doubt some fashionista would have got that right.
uhh no.

Professional stylists know how to make people look smart, strange, hot, etc. Slicking the hair back into a pony tail or a minimalist/simple hairstyle is not a secret.

Also she is just 'smizing' that's all
>see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQNmshlCM5I
>and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBharOWh4xM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:13:03 2014 No.6967863 >>6967787 I unno man, the human body is bretty big. I could fit a few of those things in me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:16:56 2014 No.6967865 File: 75 KB, 640x797, 1376294916581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967844 Heard this one before, but I still love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:17:32 2014 No.6967866 >>6967844 fucking kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:17:32 2014 No.6967867 File: 120 KB, 996x662, 1419378146923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967861 LOOK I"m not good with photoshop but I removed the hand as best I could so you could get a better look at how she actually appears. She is clearly a scientist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:18:59 2014 No.6967871 File: 53 KB, 960x736, 1406520858400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967718 Way to ruin the whole thread. It's all downhill from here.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:45:42 2014 No.6967888 >>6967674 This is basically me on the computer My family thinks I'm smart/good with computers because I'm on them so much but I spend most of my time on 4chan and jacking off.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:20:41 2014 No.6967922 >>6967867 She looks more like a model now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:23:47 2014 No.6967924 >>6967718 >being this butthurt go back to reddit, where people will give you a gold star for your post

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:30:36 2014 No.6967932 >>6967891 Thinking of using kirchoffs just frightened me

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:13:11 2014 No.6967987 >>6967986 >Feynman Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:19:39 2014 No.6967989 >>6967936 >Retarded political cartoonist thinks his uneducated opinion is worth more than people who actually studied the subject

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:28:51 2014 No.6968000 >>6967989 but muh libral conspirasy

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:12:25 2014 No.6968072

>>6967133
Alternatively,
What if it's a big hoax and the government absconds with civil liberties by creating a complex bureaucracy around a secretly nonexistent issue?
I don't think this is the case, but the opposition isn't always as idiotic as you would like to think. They may be crazy, but they are seldom idiotic altogether.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:20:43 2014 No.6968095 >>6967896 What is this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:25:35 2014 No.6968101 >>6967867 I'm laughing so hard at this right now.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 04:06:36 2014 No.6968521 >>6967645 I'm not saying that stingray-looking plane thing is fucking cool, but it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 04:37:12 2014 No.6968551 >>6968095 Either solving the schrodinger equation for a helium atom or a hydrogen molecule, not sure which i think

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 06:26:40 2014 No.6968594 >>6967652 larger_catron_collider.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 20:18:51 2014 No.6969580 File: 293 KB, 661x716, Psy ants.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does anyone have the 'what /sci/ could've been' version of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:24:19 2014 No.6969693 File: 57 KB, 640x480, 0830092144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abnormally sized flasks are funny, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:37:13 2014 No.6969707 >>6969693 Awww, it's adorable. like a flask for a mouse chemist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:39:17 2014 No.6969709 >>6969693 i wanna do shots out of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:40:19 2014 No.6969711 File: 613 KB, 799x799, 1396922949354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968072 >responds to a post with direct examples with ambiguously worded and ill defined rebuttal that offers no evidence except for a wisp of an idea. ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 22:01:39 2014 No.6969738 >>6967792 It's not just /sci/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:50:36 2014 No.6969931 >>6968551 Looks like the first order perturbation expansion for the helium atom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 10:25:00 2014 No.6970312 >>6967936 >e = MC^hammer my sides

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