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/sci/ humour thread.

>> No.6934412

>>6934393
>no violent simian guy in there

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>> No.6934433

>>6934393
these are great. keep posting them pls

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>> No.6934464

>>6934445
> not a boring cubicle

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Reminder that anyone who boasts about their IQ/attempts to glorify themselves because of their IQ have no real intelligence.

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>> No.6934494

moar!

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>>6934494
> TIL /sci/ has shit taste in humor

>> No.6934534

>>6934438
Fifty-fifty

Words to live by.

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>> No.6934733

>>6934721
>alien uses arabic numerals
>doesn't know what 4 is

>> No.6934746

>>6934733

He doesn't need a 4 so he didn't learn it.

He counts 0 1 2 3 10 11 12 13 20 21 22 23...

But yeah the comic is dumb when we were sharing languages we'd count together and he'd see that we hew-mons use a base <span class="math">22_4[/spoiler] system

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>> No.6934841

>>6934813
Every time I see an animal pic on this site, I keep on thinking it's going to be gore.

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>>6934841
the cat looks very concerned

>> No.6934857

>>6934843
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.... God damn thanks for that.

>> No.6934873

>>6934857
actually I have more

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>>6934784
rofl

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>> No.6934938

>>6934784
you really got me

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>>6934730
Neato

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>>6934843
>mfw watching that video

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This is the /sci/ we were creating.

You only had to listen.

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>>6934393

>> No.6935058

>>6934678
Usually, we make fun of people for indicating which piece of text is the funny one, but I think this page of a text book is large enough to warrant an underlining or a highlighting.

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>>6935058
One more for you.

>> No.6935065

>>6935061
Neat, thanks. :)

>> No.6935066

>>6935055
Poli Sci major here. Can confirm.

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>>6934843
sauce on gif?

>> No.6935190

>>6934443
this isn't a humor after all.

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>> No.6935468

>>6934500

Now that's pretty funny.

>> No.6935492

>>6935151
good meme friend

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>>6935492

>> No.6935503

this thread is surprisingly funny

>> No.6935514

>>6935494
Laughed harder than I should have

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>> No.6935549

>>6935151
>>6935492
It's from electron café

>> No.6935553

>>6934803
>not shoping something ironically spooky to the left
You tried...

>> No.6935573

>>6934811

What happened?

He slammed the brakes on on carpet?

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>>6934446
Fixed

>> No.6936001

>>6935998
/sci/ is just the worst when it comes to humor. Repeating the same mildly funny at best jokes over and over is not actually humorous.

>> No.6936009

>>6936001

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a few drinks. When he asks the bartender for the bill, the bartender says, "For you? No charge."

>> No.6936026

>>6934465
> Implying organic food is not stuffed with chemicals thanks to environmental poisoning in crop production

>> No.6936038

>>6936026
all food is literally made of 100% chemicals

WHAT THE FUCK was that captcha i had to pick out a picture of an avocado out of a bunch of cactuses and limes and shit fuck moot

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>>6934454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TINfzxSnnIE

>> No.6936053

>>6935960
>My screenshot

Was about to post this too

>>6936038
Mobile users pls go

>> No.6936068

>>6934393
Does anyone have the version of this pic where they are all discussing their textboxes?

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>> No.6936077

>>6936074
>implying i is rational

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>> No.6936099

>>6935055
hahaha I just checked, that is actually there. halliday and resnick, fundamentals of physics, 9th ed

>> No.6936107

>>6935110
This one was actually pretty fucking great. The rest in this thread kind of suck.

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>> No.6936169

>>6936164
Can't blame him, she's pretty fucking cute. I'm sure it went straight downhill from that point on regarding women.

>> No.6936219

>>6934441
>Not taking a course that combines math, computer science and electrical engineering.
Ayy lmao

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>> No.6937635

>>6937619
So this guy is basically so smart that his work is totally alien to most mathematicians?

>> No.6937644

>>6937635
Any work at the top of a field is "totally alien" to others in the same field but in different subfields, even closely related ones. It's how it is.

(Only applies to real fields of research. Engineers and humanities need not respond)

>> No.6937696

>>6937561
>84 picohitlers
oh god my sides

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>>6935073
How did geologists get the reputation as the Kardashians of science???

>> No.6937709

>>6937707
>How did geologists get the reputation as the Kardashians of science???
big bang theory show

>> No.6937722

>>6936074
But i is irrational.

>> No.6937724

>>6937709
Sounds like cancer.

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>this is science

>> No.6937738

>>6937735
8/10 would bang

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>> No.6937751

>>6934454
>TEH MATH
nice one, Chad

>> No.6937765

>>6934784
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6937773

>>6937619
This I don't get. When creating a god awful font like that, why do you want the capital A to look like 太? That's the kanji for fat.

>> No.6937816

>>6937773
Stupid weaboo, nobody cares you know three words of Japanese from watching your pedotoons.

>> No.6937818

>>6934445
>not a non existent workplace or a desk with a stack of paper and covered windows so the aircon won't get out

Science a shit, doing engineering next year

>> No.6937839

>>6937735
>this is a glamourised science photoshoot

>lemme get some fishing line and some beads from that hippie at the market stall.
>Lets make it into a double helix shape that's scientific as fuck
>scientists inject things with stuff right?
>Yeah! Lets give her a syringe and she can inject this science looking necklace with chemicals and shit.
>Chemicals are usually green right?
>Okay also the syringe should be a bright colour because science is colourful and shit.
>Hey let's get this bitch to do it because girls can do anything boys can!
>Make sure she's wears goggles and a labcoat so we know she's not the same heroin junkie that sold us those those necklace beads
>Also I have some gloves in my kitchen scientist wear gloves right?


>what's nitrile?

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>>6937839
I know it's glamourised but it's so stupid

>> No.6937864

>>6935573
F = F by reaction law
m_car a_car = m_ people a_people
a_people = a_car *m_car/m_people
a_people = a_car * 2 tons/half a ton
a_people = a_car *4

>> No.6937866

>>6934475
This makes sense though... Why is this supposed to be funny`?

>> No.6937872

>>6937839
>>6937860

you guys do realize the purposeful irony of that picture and are just trolling, riiiight?

>> No.6937876

>>6937866
>this makes sense though..

only to the uneducated.

the cells do not follow the fractal design of the tree, the atoms most absolutely do not.

>> No.6937894

>>6937876
>uneducated

what is lattice and growth

>> No.6937916

>>6937872
>actual websites selling products
>using an ironic picture to sell products non ironically
>kek
>http://www.royaltherapy.com/

>> No.6937937

>>6937894
>what is lattice and growth?

answer: absolutely nothing to do with the 'fractal' pattern of the parent tree

>> No.6938284

>>6937937
So the humor then is supposed to be derived from the autistic nitpicking of the word fractal and that a pattern "resembles" another does not qualify?
Ha.

>> No.6938288

>>6934916
holy shit that is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks

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>> No.6938503

>>6938480
>le /b/ hiveminde maymay :^)))))))
When did this happen?

>> No.6938506

>>6938503
Judging by the screenshot, I would estimate 08/05/13(Mon)11:26

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>>6938506
AYYY

>> No.6938514

>>6938506
I'm so dumb.

>> No.6938516

>>6934461
>futurists think immortality will be discovered
whats funny? everything in this post is unnecessary except for that sentence and it isnt funny
what the fuck is wrong with your guys humour

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>> No.6938603

>>6938480
Looking at the screenshot, I would estimate 08/05/13(Mon)11:26

>> No.6938613

>>6938503
>08/05/13(Mon)11:26
we can't know for sure but the probability that it was on 08/05/13(Mon)11:26 is really high

>> No.6938621

>>6936099
Is it a good textbook?

>> No.6938793

>>6936077
>>6937722
>implying i can't be a hypocrite

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STvbV1zPCRk

I can not stop laughing, this is glorious.

>> No.6938907

>>6938284
No, anon, you are the autistic one, the humor is supposed to follow from having looked at tree cells through a microscope one time in a gen ed class and realizing they look absolutely nothing like a tree and that atoms look even less like one. Not to consider the abstract geometric notion of a tree as a lattice of cells which themselves are a lattice of atoms or whatever you're going on about.

>> No.6938948

>>6937619
He's Korean

>> No.6939450

>>6935998

>triple integrals

I laughed.

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>>6934393

>> No.6940756

>>6934721
Very clever, especially given the number of alien digits.

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>> No.6940886

>>6936039
thank god for superglue

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>> No.6942134

>>6940903
Bump because I like to laugh

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SMBC are the best.

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As pic title says
>Pumping Lemma explained

>> No.6942852

>>6938948
Like someone cares. Moreover, it's a troll picture if you noticed.

>> No.6942861

>>6934438
Whoa....
That's what Steven Wolfram looks like these days?
I met him many years ago when he was pretty much a kid and had just left Cal Tech. Had a full head of curly hair.

>> No.6942961

>>6938516
The ultimate joke is sci's humor you faggot

>> No.6942979

>>6934730
>>6935045
Explain pl0x

>> No.6942993

>>6942979
that's what i'm saying nigga, this is beyond triple integrals

>> No.6943004

>>6935058
It's the poly sci problem

>> No.6943373

>>6940903
Does the original say "egdy"? Because this feels like a 4chan edit.

I mean, it works, but doesn't sound like what Zack would write

>> No.6943384

>>6943373
The original has him saying "if P is true, I will be sad, I do not wish to be sad, therefore P is false"

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>> No.6943824

>>6934446
There's so much bullshit in this image it's hilarious

>> No.6943834

>>6934916
Giggled quite violently

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>> No.6943926

>>6934445
>implying degrading industry doesn't create beautiful atmosphere

>> No.6943939

>>6934445
I work with a suit. Beat that, sci fags

>> No.6943943

>>6934472
says a guy who probably has an IQ of >140, and just doesn't want normies to feel bad

>> No.6943945

>>6943939
So you're a tailor?

>> No.6943948

>>6934393
I don't care about helping people when I research scientific work. All I see scientific problems as puzzles to solve.

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>> No.6944026

>>6934443
>Wanting to do math
>Not hanged out with Gorrilas instead

>> No.6944030

>>6942618
>Not being Feynmann-alpha.
Plebs.

>> No.6944034

>>6934457
>philosophy
This is bait

>> No.6944036

>>6940903
Who writes these?

>> No.6944054

>>6935055
At least it isn't as bad as Economists thinking that Econ is a science.

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>>6943373

>> No.6944474
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>> No.6944484

>>6942618
Ha! Action can be maximized as well as minimized. More like the principle of *extreme* action. And don't get me started on saddle points.

>> No.6944539
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>> No.6944583

>>6944474
hahahaha that´s actually pretty accurate.

>> No.6944638

>>6938872
Kek

>> No.6944640

>>6934464

>Engineer anon here

Unfortunately, this guy's right.

>> No.6944646

>>6944484
What's the sexual analogy of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauss%27s_principle_of_least_constraint

>> No.6944719
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>>6934465
>Louise
kek, is this some new feminist shilling?

>> No.6944874

>>6934534
Half the time, it applies every time.

>> No.6944898

>>6944646
The most boring sex follows Gauss's principle of least constraint.

>> No.6944900

>>6934465
I wish to read books on Marie Curie.

captcha reading garnprote

>> No.6944918

>>6943945
No, lawyer.

>> No.6944920

>>6944539
>implying non whites make scientific discoveries
Lel

>> No.6944947

>>6944920
>>>/pol/

>> No.6944986
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6944986

This has math in it

sorta

>> No.6944990
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>>6944986
nuclear physics joke

sorta

>> No.6945017

>>6944920
>both of them are asians, one is tanned and the other is pale and dyed his hair
>privileged = checked

>> No.6945034

>>6944444

>> No.6945047
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>>6944990
lumens are science right?

>> No.6945059

>>6945047
Needs more torch.

>> No.6945087

>>6944034
>things that don't agree with my preconceived notions are bait
Looks like you probably belong on the left of that chart anon.

>> No.6945089

>>6944036
see >>6944214
the originals are funny as well http://www.smbc-comics.com/

>> No.6945836
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>> No.6946654

Spot the /sci/entist.

>>>/b/584824817

>> No.6946660

>>6946654
those are just bananas but that's pretty hot

>> No.6946716

>>6946654
that girl is going to make a fantastic engineer.

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>>6944474

>> No.6946741
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>>6934454
>induction
>green and blue blocks actually same proof
>brown block talking about a bottle of water for no reason

>> No.6946759

>>6944474
this is epic hahahaha

>> No.6946763

>>6937818
>freshmen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6946788

>>6935573
>What happened?
Nerve gas

>> No.6946803

>>6943834

So you laughed?

>> No.6946826

>>6946654
>b/584824817
I missed it someone please enlighten me

>> No.6946856

>>6946826
Someone made a thread along the lines of "Philosophy thread; it string theory is true, [some bullshit about infinite universes]? Discuss"
I figure the /sci/entists to spot were the angry posters telling the OP to learn some math and physics and that he probably just saw a documentary or something.

>> No.6947642
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>>6934446
>tfw you did complex analysis in high school

>> No.6947740

>>6947642
yeah... that's not real complex analysis fyi (pun intended)

>> No.6947751
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>>6947740
Isn't complex analysis of electrical circuits complex analysis?

>> No.6947753

>>6937722
His situation is complex.

>> No.6947762

>>6937707
I blame Paul Sereno?
I dunno m8

>> No.6947990

>>6934460
Fuck off EK

>> No.6948001

>>6947751

People think they did complex analysis if they learned complex variables. That's like "I learned real analysis in calculus."

>> No.6948008

>>6944474
lmao

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>>6948001
Everything in complex analysis trivially follows from the definition of complex numbers. It's literally the same as real analysis, only over the field C. So yes, once you know complex numbers, you can derive every fact of complex analysis.

>> No.6948089

>>6948020
Combine that pic attitude with some really premature music/humor and watch the amusement unfold. xD

>> No.6948100

>>6947751
Everything in mathematics is made up like a "fantasy world". Negative numbers don't exist either. Integers don't "exist" even (if you're dense enough).

>> No.6948103

>>6947642
Is this bait? Or does this retard really think he did complex analysis. I'm having this course right now btw.

>> No.6948109

>>6947751
Hey, watch this.

k=1/0

I'll call "k" a "visionary" number.

2/0=2k, and so on.

WHERE'S MY NOBEL?

>> No.6948119

>>6948109

You can collect your noble when you graph it.

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>>6934457

>> No.6948138

>>6948103
He has teh fucking fedora on, he is being ironical.

>> No.6948142

>>6948137
I would assume that people majoring in social work don't care as much about taking IQ tests or doing their best at IQ tests, whereas people in technical subjects are usually more motivated / interested in IQ.

>> No.6948145

>>6948109
Who the fuck cares about Nobel anyway. It's just a fucking theatre. People care more about the dresses of the celebrities showing up than they care about their contributions.

>> No.6948148

>>6934441
I can see how cs isn't an empirical science, but
>too stupid for math
B..but muh entry level analysis and algebra course, muh logic
>too stupid for engineering
Muh software engineering and hardware engineering

>> No.6948259

>>6947751
Fuck this makes me mad. Did they know zero used to not be considered a number? Did they know that people used to think irrational numbers didn't exist? Just because you are improving and extending a system doesn't make the whole concept wrong.

Like my discrete maths lecturer once said "How can you be sure real numbers are real?"

>> No.6948388

>>6948259
Learn to cope with "I don't understand it so it's probably not real" - kind of responses...

...or you will keep getting disappointed at stupid ignorant people for the rest of your life.

>> No.6948485

>>6934393
I miss peak oil. It seems we have passed the peak oil peak. :(

>> No.6948579

>>6948148

It's literally a meme created to upset people.

>> No.6948583

>>6948579
It's based on true facts though. Have you ever taken a CS class and seen all the video game manchildren and business dropout wannabe Zuckerberg jocks complain about how hard their "do a proof by induction" math class is?

>> No.6948598

>>6948583

A lot of fedoras are attracted to CS but that doesn't mean CS is for fedoras.

Arguing which field is better than which is the official pastime of arrogant freshmen who don't know shit.

>> No.6948600

>>6948583
Only if you go to a shit school for cs.

At a good school, it's basically a superset of mathematics where you study highly theoretical abstract mathematics like the principle of induction and modulo arithmetic that you wouldn't even begin to start to understand them. It's impossible to get better than a C in those classes since they teaching the entirety of a Math PhD in 2 to 3 courses.

>> No.6948606

>>6948598
Every year CS curricula are being redesigned to cater to exactly this anti-intellectual audience. What's that? 80% failed the mandatory math exam where they had to draw a graph and to solve a linear equation? Better make that class optional! And what's that? The students complained to the dean because Turing machines are too hard? Better remove them from the curriculum! From now on the autmomata and formal language class will only ask the students to draw DFAs! Etc etc. you get what I'm saying. And no, this is not an exaggeration. I was involved in these kinds of things as well as a student as as a university employee and I communicated with a lot of people from other universities.

>> No.6948611

>>6948600
Great post. lel/10

The real joke is that CS majors won't understand that you were being sarcastic.

>> No.6948654

>>6948606

I don't care about any of that.

I'm talking about CS, not how some schools in one country choose to teach CS to their students.

>> No.6948675

>>6948654
1. It's the same in all countries.
2. If you're talking about research, then obviously the meme >>6934441 has nothing do to with it, as it is meant to mock the stereotypical attitude of undergrad students. Why do you make replies out of context? Are you too autistic to recognize the context?

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>> No.6949409

>>6944474
What's that from?

>> No.6950089

>>6949409
New Cosmos

>> No.6950136

>>6934449

Hahaha it is so accurate.

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>> No.6950223

>>6934457
>home economics

what

>> No.6950236

>>6934457
English major here, that's higher than I was expecting.

>> No.6950238
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6950238

>>6934678
Oh my god it's legit this is the same book I used in physics.

>> No.6950239

>>6934730
I literally cried

>> No.6950263
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6950263

>>6936039
Thank you for that link. Me and my dick thank you.

>> No.6950271

>>6937561
Shit my sides, thanks laughed so hard I woke up my wife

>> No.6950273
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6950273

Its over-used i know, but this is my favourite science joke.

One day they are going to change the USB to work no matter how you put it in. On that day i will weep.

>> No.6950347

>>6935494
Engineering class?

>> No.6950533

>>6937773
haha faggot, do you also complain about faux cyrillic using yas instead of Rs? Or you only care about muh kanji cause you're a weeb?

>> No.6950589

>>6950533
>do you also complain about faux cyrillic using yas instead of Rs?

Different poster here. I fucking hate that.

>> No.6950611

>>6950273
Try looking up USB type C

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>>6935524
what are you doing Dr. Fisher? thats unprofessional. get off of that man's glasses right now.

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>> No.6950646

>>6947751
My favorite /sci/ bait

>> No.6950669

>>6934449
Is there a maths one for this?

>> No.6950673

>>6950669
Yes.

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>>6947751

>> No.6951237

>>6950911
chortled heartily

>> No.6951263

>>6950911
Actually, -1 and i are pretty similar concepts, it's fun to think abstractly about it. Also see split-complex numbers.

>> No.6952189

>>6934730
Fuck, I can't stop laughing

>> No.6952273
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pic related

>> No.6952295

>>6936164
all hail M2K, ranked number 1 in SSBM!!!

>> No.6952300

>>6950533
Using Я in place of R is annoying as hell. So is using Λ in place of A.

>> No.6952314

>>6934457
>math and philosophy double-major
Feels good to be part of the master race.

>> No.6952329

>>6952314
You're not part of the master race until you've actually contributed something rather than just studying other people's contributions.

>> No.6953003

>>6944474
Every time.

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pic related
my dick when i saw ur mum

>> No.6954567 [DELETED] 

>>6934730

>> No.6954713

>>6934784
dat filename

>> No.6954720

>>6935151
>they figured this out 50 years ago
I know this feel

>> No.6955001

>>6948137
>muh triggers

>> No.6955024

>>6948109
>implying there's a Nobel prize for math.
Kill yourself.

>> No.6955026

>>6934446
>Strokes Theorem

>> No.6955040

>>6934730
LE FUNNY NUMBERPHILE MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDdd

>> No.6956230

>>6955040
Someone get this hothead outta here!

>> No.6956244

Anyone here on campus internet and/or have access to the full PDF of this and then download this for me and send it to [email protected]

http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/bi602633n

>> No.6956740

>>6956244
Check your email

>> No.6956743

>>6934393
man what is this template called?

>> No.6956744

>>6935052
YES ;_;

>> No.6956754

>>6934445
Why is this so funny to me? General Contractor here

>> No.6956768
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6956768

>>6935073
>checking

This went better than expected.

>> No.6956769

>>6944484
i giggled

>> No.6956773

>>6934446
I'm 22 and I'm taking Calc 2 for the second time (but i got an a on my first test) Am i gonna make it?

>> No.6956989

>>6956768
in case you want to read it:
http://www.der-postillon.com/2010/06/neue-studie-wissenschaftler-sind-ideale.html

>> No.6957533
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lel

>> No.6957535
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>> No.6957875

>>6957535
Not in town.

>> No.6957880

>>6934393
>be indonesian
>inb4 poorfag
>see tsunami off the coast
>call in physicists
>they observe it and collapse the wave function
>science saves the day
>tfw still poorfag

>> No.6957885

>>6957535
If you want to define it that way, sure. But you then have to either make division by zero well-defined, or accept the incompleteness of your model.

>> No.6957910

>>6935049

There was a Charlie Chaplain bit that was basically exactly this

>> No.6957932

>>6957880
>see tsunami off the coast
>call in physicists
>they observe it and collapse the wave function

topkek m8

>> No.6958673

>>6957880
>they observe it and collapse the wave function
Very, very underrated post

>> No.6958700

>>6934746
this comic is better than anything else posted here thouh

>> No.6959053

>>6934457

>Not scoring at least 330.

The GRE isn't even difficult.

>> No.6959465

>>6934721
>>6958700
ayy lmao

>> No.6959484

>>6938621
It's fine.

>> No.6959547
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6959547

>>6957880
kek

>> No.6959579

>>6935052
>>6935052
Hey anyone have the original?

>> No.6959591
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6959591

>>6959579
like, the most original version of that comic? Because there exist countless variations of it.

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6959646

>>6934457
>Artist have higher IQ than Business people on average
.

>> No.6959727

>>6959591
Hahaha - pure gold.

>> No.6959743

>>6936001
>Repeating the same mildly funny at best jokes over and over is not actually humorous.
Atleat it's not /f/

>> No.6959789

>>6938872
9/10

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