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my favorite scientist is better than your favorite scientist Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:44:04 2014 No.6915427 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never discover Newtonian mechanics, universal gravitation, integral and differential calculus, the laws of optics and establish the three Universal Laws of Motion

>you will never create the reflective telescope

>you will never publish the Principia Mathematica

>you will never do any of this in the late 1600´s during the black plague

>you will never do all of that before age 30

>You will never be Sir Isaac Newton

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:46:18 2014 No.6915434 >you will never be a virgin for life >you will never believe in religious superstitous nonsense Feels pretty good not to be Newton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 13:53:00 2014 No.6915441 Atleast I'm not a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:00:45 2014 No.6915451 File: 63 KB, 400x388, 1383059259176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >feeling down and depressed >remember that Newton was a virgin too

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:41:08 2014 No.6915530 Are you aware that Newton was literally autistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 14:43:58 2014 No.6915535 >>6915427 >discover

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:07:20 2014 No.6915574 >>6915451 >>6915434 fuck off normalfaggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:30:13 2014 No.6915609 File: 23 KB, 288x351, 1414443332120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >muh pussy >muh pussy mothafucka

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:39:48 2014 No.6915625 >>6915530 He never laughed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 15:46:31 2014 No.6915634 >>6915625 >>Reportedly, he only ever laughed once in his life; when someone asked him what use he saw in Euclid.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:05:53 2014 No.6915830

>>6915434

As a non virgin, I still have to say that this is a pretty damn stupid thing to say.

One person discovers the foundation of modern fucking everything.

Another just breeds like a hamster just like 99.999% of the entire population doing shit all important for the rest of humanity for generations to come. Literally no different at all from anyone else, doesn't stand out, and more than likely isn't too happy with their lives either.

Pussy is not that special, and it comes with some pretty high fucking maintenance costs too. While I can't resist my urges any more than the next person, it's drunk backstabbed nights like this when I understand and admit that my life would be a fucking million times easier if I didn't have this drive to bother with women and their BS all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:07:32 2014 No.6915840 >>6915427 I thank god every day I am neither Anthony "WiiCuck" Burch and Isaac "Hang 'Em High" Newton. Terrible people all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:10:14 2014 No.6915843 >>6915427 I thank god every day I am neither Anthony "WiiCuck" Burch nor Isaac "Hang 'Em High" Newton. Terrible people all.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 17:57:57 2014 No.6915959

>>6915434
Daily reminder that the greatest men who lived were all virgins.
>Jesus
>Newton
>Tesla
>Locke
>da Vinci
>Kant
>Mendel
>Aquinas
Sex is one of the most innate biological instincts within humans, and to overcome that instinct makes you more than human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:27:11 2014 No.6916045 >>6915959 >Da Vinci >Virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:56:58 2014 No.6916130 >>6915959 >ever putting Kant over Hume >Newton over Leibniz >Jesus holy shit this is good bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:26:10 2014 No.6916217 >>6915959 >the greatest men The list in your post is unrelated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:31:52 2014 No.6916230 >>6915427 I'm pretty sure Newton didn't invent the derivative or integral. Don't quote me on this though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:33:02 2014 No.6916233 >>6916230 >I'm pretty sure Newton didn't invent the derivative or integral.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:35:46 2014 No.6916237 >>6916233 I read about it on Wikipedia that his mentor taught him about the inverse relationship between the derivative and integral. It was Wikipedia though so that's why I had the disclaimer.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:36:18 2014 No.6916238 [DELETED]

>>6915959
>Jesus
As a cult leader he had a shitload of sex. He just told his disciples not to talk about it in his biography.

>Newton
What did he do again? Oh right, the simplest and lowest level of high school physics.

>Tesla
Nice reddit meme.

>Locke
Something something politics nobody remembers.

>da Vinci
He was a fucking pussy magnet.

>Kant
Overrated dumbass who created nothing of value. Literally everything he wrote was debunked within his lifetime. His statemetns range from childish platitudes to plain falsehoods, contradictions and purely anti-scientific trash.

>Mendel
Literally who?

>Aquinas
Employed circular reasoning to support a superstitious dogma oppressing scientific thought for the next 1000 years after his death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:41:15 2014 No.6916247 >>6916238 >Kant >debunked Debunked by who?

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:47:00 2014 No.6916257

>>6916247
By anyone with common sense. Literally everything Kant wrote was wrong.

Just to give a few examples:
>the "thing-in-itself"
>his misuse of the word "noumenon"
>his deontological ethics
>his wrong understanding of spacetime
>the self-contradictory nature of "sapere aude"
>the false tetrachotomy of [analytic | synthetic] [a priori | a posteriori]
>the false belief that analytic a posteriori is impossible

Do I need to go on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:47:22 2014 No.6916258 >>6916238 >Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:49:03 2014 No.6916259 >>6916257 >wrong understanding of space time I hate Kant but that's ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:49:31 2014 No.6916263 >>6916258 You must be mentally ill if a factually correct post triggers such negative emotions within you. Please refrain from using 4chan and please seek professional help. I'm honestly worried about your health.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:50:34 2014 No.6916264 >>6916259 Everything he said about geometry of space and time was disproved by the theory of relativity

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:50:39 2014 No.6916265 >>6916238 >the simplest and lowest level of high school physics. >being this pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:51:41 2014 No.6916267 >>6916265 Newtonian physics is the first thing you learn in your 5th grade physics class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:51:56 2014 No.6916269 >>6916257 >his misuse of the word "noumenon" Guys, guys, don't pay attention to this troll. We know him as arrow girl in /lit/. She's a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:52:59 2014 No.6916271 File: 1.04 MB, 290x189, RRnhhqW.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6916238

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:53:30 2014 No.6916272 >>6916269 How is a fact a "troll"? The word "noumenon" had and still has a meaning and that meaning is incompatible with Kant's misuse of the word.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:54:46 2014 No.6916275

>>6916264
he didn't say shit about it. He said that space and time were necessary conditions of experience, that we could not learn about them empirically because experience was predicated on space and time.

The spacetime of general relativity is not the space nor time of Kant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:55:38 2014 No.6916278 >>6916272 He redefined it. Takes an autist to be this stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:56:38 2014 No.6916281 >>6916275 >he didn't say shit about it. top illiteracy http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/kant-spacetime/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:57:08 2014 No.6916282 >>6916264 The mathematicians that Einstein based his theory off (Poincaré most notably) were Kantanian fuckbois. Einstein himself was a Kantanian fuckboi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:57:59 2014 No.6916284 File: 23 KB, 350x351, bombs-internally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6916281 go ahead and read it you fucking retard >mfw I finally found someone dumber than fucking Kant

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 19:58:42 2014 No.6916285

>>6916278
Takes an autist to redefine a word which already has a meaning and turn it into something which has no meaning anymore. If I redefined "apple" to mean "invisible space demon", then you wouldn't take me seriously, would you? Same should apply to Kant. He took the well-known and meaningful word "noumenon" and redefined it to mean "some bullshit I made up which can never be known". Literally autistic retardation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:02:27 2014 No.6916290 >>6916267 He has found laws that led to postulates, that are, literally, the basis of everything in physics. Even in fields where newton's laws aren't appliable, nigger. What do great men do? Shitpost on 4chan to get some attention?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:03:14 2014 No.6916292 >>6916285 >turn it into something which has no meaning anymor >noumenon = (in Kantanian philosophy) the thing-in-itself as distinct from the thing as it is knowable by the senses Seems really clear to be, autist.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:05:33 2014 No.6916295

>>6916282
>The mathematicians that Einstein based his theory off

So the subjective personal beliefs unrelated to math and held by people Einstein talked to are somehow validated by the fact that his theory was right? You are an imbecile. Learn how to construct an argument. Your trash reads like "My friend's grandfather's teacher might have been a nazi, therefore every physics paper my friend publishes today proves the positive influence of nazism". Fucking seriously? This is a new top tier level of idiocy. Go buy a brain somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:07:32 2014 No.6916298 >>6916292 The "thing-in-itself" is not a meaningful concept. It can by definition never be known or experienced. It does literally not exist. Take that anti-intellectual hogwash back to >>>/x/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:08:53 2014 No.6916301 >>6916295 >unrelated to math How is set theory unrelated to math?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:10:13 2014 No.6916302 >>6916290 You don't get it. His postulates are so simple, they are taught to and understood by 10 year olds. There is almost no intellectual merit in them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:10:36 2014 No.6916304 >>6916298 How is it unmeaningful? It literally creates an obstacle to our notion of knowing the universe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:11:49 2014 No.6916306 >>6916301 How did you manage to pull "set theory" out of your ass in this context? It has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:13:17 2014 No.6916307 >>6916304 It doesn't create any obstacle because it doesn't exist and doesn't describe anything. It's pure nonsense. There is no intellectual merit and no information in "hurr durr if I define a thing to be never knowable, then you cannot know it".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:13:59 2014 No.6916311 >>6916306 Poincaré's conclusions about Cantor's notion set theory were strongly influenced by kantanian philosophy. He even rejected it on grounds completely kantanian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:16:18 2014 No.6916315 >>6916311 If you're talking about math, then he surely had some mathematical arguments. Because in math "hurr durr u cannot know nuffin" is not a valid argument. Math isn't philosophy. Math has rigor and is not affected by infantile shit flinging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:16:32 2014 No.6916317 File: 18 KB, 280x400, 1413485758012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6916302 >things have to be complex in order to have intellectual merit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:19:10 2014 No.6916322 >>6916302 Yet it took nearly ten thousand years of civilization to find them out. Now that someone already had the autistic glimpse, they're indeed trivial.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:19:18 2014 No.6916323 >>6916315 >"math isn't influened by philosophy" lol. half of mathematicians post-19 century did more philosophy than math

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:22:11 2014 No.6916328

>>6916323
This only shows that mathematicians can do philosophy, i.e. it demonstrates the fact that math operates on a higher intellectual level than philosophy. Obviously this is the natural hierarchy, because philosophy only requires a functional brain and at least preschool level understanding of language. Your statement is as trivial as "mathematicians can also breathe".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:26:58 2014 No.6916339 >>6916328 Sure thing, ⇒Gal. I wonder why you don't use your trademark arrow in /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:29:17 2014 No.6916342 >>6916302 Yeah man, discovering atoms was such a fucking menial task. I mean shit, it's taught in 6th grade.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:49:20 2014 No.6916381
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>>6915830
>Another just breeds like a hamster just like 99.999% of the entire population doing shit all important for the rest of humanity for generations to come. Literally no different at all from anyone else, doesn't stand out, and more than likely isn't too happy with their lives either.

You realise its possible to do both, right?

Literally every single one of my professors is married with a family and children.

Girls bring stability and emotional fulfilment to your life. Humans can't function without social interaction (unless you're an aspie like Newton or Dirac). Getting it all from one girl who you form a close bond with is just efficient and allows you to focus on your work the rest of the time.

Also sex.

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:56:23 2014 No.6916397 [DELETED]

>>6915434
>>6916238
>you will never believe in religious superstitous nonsense
Employed circular reasoning to support a superstitious dogma oppressing scientific thought for the next 1000 years after his death.
>As a cult leader he had a shitload of sex. He just told his disciples not to talk about it in his biography.
Why are heretics so stupid?

Are you all 12?
>>6916264
>le theory of le relativity is le fact
>>6916295
>nazism is bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:57:57 2014 No.6916402 >>6916397 Back to reddit, pls. We don't need your /pol/ maymays here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 20:59:41 2014 No.6916403 >>6916402 Learn to argue you chimp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:03:22 2014 No.6916410 >>6916403 I don't argue with someone who talks like a chatbot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:08:17 2014 No.6916417 >>6916397 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:13:14 2014 No.6916424 >>6916410 >i don't argue with somebody is right because they hurt muh feels >>6916417 10/10 meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:16:37 2014 No.6916434 >>6916397 >le neonazi >just a theory >m-muh post modernism :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:16:46 2014 No.6916435 >>6916424 I don't like to listen to others. Emotions do not matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:21:02 2014 No.6916446 >>6916434 >cant argue >posts memes and assumptions instead >is still in highschool so be worships science >thinks rational thought is post-modern >>6916435 So you're an emotional toddler? 'Like' is an emotion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:21:55 2014 No.6916448 >>6916446 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:28:43 2014 No.6916465 >discover mathematics platonist plz

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:31:00 2014 No.6916474 File: 83 KB, 905x624, 1389549940498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6916446 argue what you fucking clueless retard fuck off back to your shit board /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:32:55 2014 No.6916481 >>6916474 >uneducated 12-year-old calling names

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:34:08 2014 No.6916484 >>6916481 Okay do you want to know the truth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:36:17 2014 No.6916488 >>6916484 I already know the truth you high schooler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:37:08 2014 No.6916491 >>6916488 What is The Truth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 21:38:03 2014 No.6916494 >>6916491 le jooz!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 22:48:21 2014 No.6916660 this thread is one the most horrific dickwaving shitfests I've ever seen on 4Chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:26:29 2014 No.6916701 >>6916660 >this thread is one the most horrific dickwaving shitfests I've ever seen on 4Chan You're a nigger lover and your face smells like poop

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:43:28 2014 No.6916720 >>6916660 >4Chan >4C >C kill yourself >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 05:14:22 2014 No.6917097 >>6915427 Einstein and hawking did more with what was available in their era. Newton partially seems so amazing because so few people were doing physics work in his time

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 05:34:54 2014 No.6917105 >>6916238 mendel doesn't deserve a literally who

>>	Spreader of Truth Tue Dec 2 05:37:40 2014 No.6917107 Evolution is a lie!!! http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1042310/pg1 Evolution is a FARCE!!! http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1042817/pg1

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 06:27:37 2014 No.6917144 >>6917097 >hawking uwotm8?

Anonymous Tue Dec 2 11:45:00 2014 No.6917617

>>6916381

Sure it's possible to do both, but the typical family issues with top of the line career cannons aside, that response was more to the tone and general attitude every single on this planet has about the subject. Namely, the most response anyone ever gives regarding their lack of achievements compared to a top of the line scientist, a nobel prize winner, or a rich career cannon, is "at least I get more pussy". As if pussy is some measure of one's worth.

That aside, Girls bring stability and emotional fulfilment at about an equal pace as they bring instability, needless drama, court issues and take away your money.

The difference is, one can EARN a job, an education, a notable position and a respected value with one's own hands. One doesn't earn girls, since most of the time the best of your effors will be rewarded with shit. They're like playing at a casino: it's a stroke of luck. And where sure, sometimes you win, most of the time you lose big.

Right now I believe that people are people's biggest problem. My life would be a whole lot happier and more stable if I didn't need girls at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:24:33 2014 No.6917886 >>6915959 Tesla hated jews too and was a furry for pidgeons.

Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:32:38 2014 No.6917899

>>6915427
If there ever was a man who sucker punched Isaac Newton as a child, he would be my favorite scientist.

Fuck calculus, fuck calculus, fuck calculus to hell! Fuck calculus in the ass! Fuck it in the dirt, in the rain! Fuck it off a cliff! FUCK CALCULUS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 14:55:54 2014 No.6917934 >>6917886 >pidgeons >not "pigeons" >pidgeons >as in "pidgeotto" fuck off pokefag >>>/vp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 15:24:10 2014 No.6917988 >>6917617 >One doesn't earn girls, since most of the time the best of your effors will be rewarded with shit. They're like playing at a casino: it's a stroke of luck. And where sure, sometimes you win, most of the time you lose big. >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 15:36:29 2014 No.6918014 >>6917899 If you think calc is hard please just drop out of high school / uni right now. Any calculus you are currently studying is easy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 16:05:32 2014 No.6918101 >>6917899 That's Leibiniz fault m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 16:37:03 2014 No.6918189 >>6917988 >Girls are angels and love is all bliss and happiness. >... ie. doesn't know jack shit about life. GTFO you whiteknight virgin cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:09:14 2014 No.6918260 btw, this is me >>6917934 i didn't make this post >>6917988

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 17:13:04 2014 No.6918268 File: 236 KB, 576x738, Carl_Friedrich_Gauss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Clearly you've never heard of this fucker. He's the greatest Mathematician since antiquity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 14:17:25 2014 No.6920205 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 15:07:21 2014 No.6920357 >>6918268 i know galileo pretty well

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 15:45:12 2014 No.6920465 >>6920357 >Galileo

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 15:51:26 2014 No.6920478 >>6920357 Magnifico-o-o!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 15:59:01 2014 No.6920498 >>6920478 I'm just a poor boy from a poor family

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 16:02:35 2014 No.6920510 >>6920498 He's just a poor boy, from a poor family

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 16:09:42 2014 No.6920530 >>6920510 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpufzJNrZ2Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 16:32:41 2014 No.6920595 For gods sake its not about the Individual, its about the overall progression of the fields he advances. This isn't like /tv/ where were obsess over math celebs

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