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6899323 No.6899323 [Reply] [Original]

Do we still do inspirational quotes?

>> No.6899333

That pic is so fucking wrong and the worst part is that kind of shit logic is how most of the idiots on /sci/ think

>> No.6899335

>>6899333
Nice trips m9

>> No.6899338
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>>6899323

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>> No.6899345
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Can someone explain this one to me?

I'm a dumb biologist

>> No.6899372

>>6899345
it's called "a joke"

>> No.6899375

>>6899345

the notation is all bullshit

>> No.6899377
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muh feels

>> No.6899381

>>6899333

double-reverse meta-trolled

>> No.6899388

>>6899345
It's a joke based on /sci/ memes: Tripple integral, Barnett, .999=1, and pelerman saying it.

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>> No.6899525
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>> No.6899530

We need to disseminate these to reddit

>> No.6899534

>>6899423
is this quote legit

>> No.6899535
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>>6899530
Please no

>> No.6899543
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>> No.6899545
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>> No.6899555

>>6899543
Why does I + I not equal II?

>> No.6899558
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>>6899555
I think you're on to something

>> No.6899560

>>6899555
Nobody knows why.

>> No.6899563

>>6899555
It's an open question in number theory. One of the prestigious millimium problems.

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>> No.6899609
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>> No.6899612

A personal. self invented favorite: Breathe deep, Breathe and be love.

>> No.6899613

>>6899612
What?

>> No.6899617

>>6899613
Breathe deep, Breathe and Be love. :)

the heart's connected to the brain where the brain's dependent of the heart's functioning, though in more ways than is usually realized. The heart also being comprised of ~65% neural cells, it's important to maintain its upkeep. The rational explanation would be:

There are different emotions which we allow into ourselves, love is the highest of them. When we love ourselves, and every breath, th brain and the heart function far more optimally than they would otherwise.

>> No.6899620

>>6899617
Okay, maybe not rational, but true nonetheless.

>> No.6899621
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>>6899617
Kindly fuck off back to >>>/x/

>> No.6899625

>>6899621
Though what I say is factual. The heart has an electromagnetic field ~1,000x more powerful than the brains, and because it's elctroMAGNETIC, the emissions from it affect others and every cell in our bodies; because the brains emf is electroMAGNETIC, the heart's emissions affect it to a powerful degree as well. Tons of biological and scientific research being done on the matter.

>> No.6899627

>>6899625
Perfect addendum: "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiates 10:2

>> No.6899635

>>6899627
"No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the assembly of God." Deuteronomy 23:1

And clearly your testicles have been removed from their usual place because there's a lot of bollox coming out of your mouth.

>> No.6899636

>>6899635
Oh is that so?

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>> No.6900233

>>6899596
Is this legit?

>> No.6900252

>>6899525
kek

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>>6899576

>> No.6900267

>>6900233
Look at the teeth

>> No.6900306

>>6899323
I'll print this as a poster and gift it to my cousin.
He won't even see the irony.

>> No.6900404

>>6900228
optimal kek

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>> No.6900449

>>6899500
>>6899525
>>6900431
lol'd

I had a hilarious pic of Hawking captioned "If the universe was compressed to the size of an apple, everyone would die."

Can't find it sadly.

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>> No.6900464

>>6899617
>There are different emotions which we allow into ourselves

>love is the highest of them

I disagree, love is good, but there are certainly higher emotions.

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>> No.6900885

>>6899576
I really, really, really like this

>> No.6900903

>>6899340
that's true of any mom

>> No.6900935

>>6899525
>Chinese
>velly
>famiry
The stereotype is that Japs pronounce "l" as "r," not that they substitute l and r for each other.

>> No.6900955

>>6899627
>>6899635
FUCKING REKT

>>6899636
#SPEECHLESS

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>> No.6901300

>>6899609
Hahaha

>> No.6901331
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truly inspiring...

>> No.6901347

>>6900955
>desperate damage control

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>> No.6901371

>>6901358
4/20

>> No.6901381
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>>6900464
like twintails

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>> No.6901427

>>6901381

I didn't know Descartes predicted the existence of 4Chan!

>> No.6901437

>>6901427
The man in the picture is Montesquieu, Descartes never said that.

>> No.6901473

>>6901437
>>6901427
That's Robespierre you idiots.

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>> No.6902144 [DELETED] 

>>6899345
I'm guessing you're probably a computer scientist, an atheist, and very homo

>> No.6902149

>>6899345
I'm guessing you're probably a computer scientist, an atheist and very homo, but I'll take your meme anyways because we're already in hell.

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>>6899558
Laughed heartily


Need more computer science in this thread

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remove your prejudice

>> No.6902187

I'm surprised at the lack of Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison here. Must be a new generation of homogenized humor already.

>> No.6902195
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>>6902187
You want Tesla? I'll give you Tesla.

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>>6902187

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>>6902187
.

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>>6902187
,

>> No.6902205

>>6902195
I don't know if this was trying to achieve understatement or overstatement to achieve the absurd.

>> No.6902206

>>6900431
holy fug

>> No.6902210

let's do some joe rogan now

>> No.6902211

>>6902205
I was in another thread where someone worked out what 5 kilograms of electricity would mean using the mass of an electron.

>> No.6902220

>>6902211
I'm guessing that's probably enough to destroy the sun

>> No.6902225

>>6902210
"Dude, man, like, the Aztecs didn't have the Internet. Wrap your fucking head around that, son"

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>> No.6902241

>>6902230
good design skills try hard

>> No.6902267
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>> No.6902288

>>6899345
Why are you posting real quotes?

The quotes itt are supposed to be fake and over the top.

>> No.6902342

>>6902230
lel

>> No.6902365
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>> No.6902606

>>6901381
It's too late now

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>> No.6902651

>>6900903
only if you don't count the dark moms

>> No.6902672

>>6901427

No, just /pol/.

>> No.6902725
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>>6899323

>> No.6902776

this is the very first time i laughed out loud on 4chan. Congratulations, you did it, /sci/. I have teary eyes.

>> No.6902827

>>6900267
Now i see the truth

>> No.6902841

>>6902644
>michi kaka
>my sides

>> No.6902970

>>6899534
ofc it's not

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>>6903023
It was worth straining my eyes to get that laugh.

Make them more readable in future.

>>6902747
I heard a radio interview where the presenter asked Peter Higgs to explain the H Boson in 60 seconds. He declined.

>> No.6903053

>>6903040
Picture should have had David Attenborough. Otherwise, KEK.

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>>6903053

>> No.6903071

>>6899345
e^iπ
lel

>> No.6903072

>>6899345
i havent even done calculus and i could tell just by looking at that bullshit equation it had things to do with triple integrals and .99999 = 1

>> No.6903075

>>6903072
Congratulations, you know how to read.

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I like the ones that look authentic at first glance

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>> No.6903463

>>6903094
lel thats the best one I've seen yet

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>> No.6903702

>>6902672
Actually it's plenty of boards
Remember when the trap thing was just a troll

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>> No.6904429

Bump

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>>6904429
Don't bump if you're not contributing

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>> No.6904711

>>6900228
A true TOEEG

>> No.6904712

>>6900446
Hey I've done the same experiment!

>> No.6904792

>>6903781
This quotes going to turn out to be real, right?

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>>6902174
>homotopy type theory may make this true

>> No.6905207

>>6904792
They all will.

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>> No.6905253

>>6902644

"I believe given enough time anything can teleport anywhere because of wave-particle duality."

-Michi Kaku

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>>6905253
More like

"I believe given enough time I'll believe anything"

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>> No.6905574

>>6899388
>>6899345
And good ol' -1/12

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>> No.6905927

>>6899323
We need some quotes by Barnette. I'm sure he has plenty of wisdom to share with us mere mortals.

>> No.6905931

i remember one with emmy noether, does anyone have that?

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>>6905927

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>> No.6906155

We could just post these on facebook or twitter and people will believe them and spread them

>> No.6906156

>>6906155
Why would you want that?

>> No.6906165

>>6906156
shits and giggles

>> No.6906178

>>6906165
>shits and giggles
trailer-trash redneck detected

>> No.6906289

>>6906178
I'm Mexican tho

>> No.6906300

>>6906289
Carlos Sagan pls

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>>6906300
Forgive me I do not get the joke
Is it aliens?

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>>6899323
> Do we still do inspirational quotes?

Yep!

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>>6906307
Just an epic variant of Carl Segon

>> No.6906389

>>6899617

"be love" <- if I remember correctly that guy makes DMT look him up

>> No.6906405

>>6904809
Why's that?

>> No.6906465

>>6902267
my sides be gone

>> No.6906467

>>6903947
It always makes me sad to think of how many idiots on the internet might see some of these and believe them, and then share them with other idiots.

topkek/10

>> No.6906471

>>6906309
Oh, I just watched that movie! it was fantastic!

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>>6906467
Every pop-sci page would share crap like this non-stop. If its 'sciency' and 'inspirational' then facts don't matter.

>> No.6906779

>>6905972
Would have been funnier without the uncertainty principle bit

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>> No.6907211

>>6903023
laughing out loud for real

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>> No.6907494

Where do you find those ?

>> No.6907502

>>6907436
>>>/pol/

>> No.6907544

>>6902211
That's funny because electrons don't have mass hand cannot be measured.

>> No.6907555

>>6899323
Is that spider man?

>> No.6907566

>>6903144
>NDT
>American
>cheque

Britbongs are fucking stupid.

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>>6907494
Just find a picture of a well known personality and slap some silly phrases.

>> No.6907928

>>6899340
LOL this is true on any person

>> No.6907930

>>6907544
Electrons have a recorded mass...
9.10938291 × 10-31 kilograms
Look it up

>> No.6907937

>>6900228
keked
>>6900446
i was able to reproduce this experiment
with the same results

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>>6907930

>> No.6908186

>>6907930
it's all relative to carbon
so there is no recorded mass, only a relative one

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>> No.6908232

>>6908186
>wot

>> No.6908263

>>6900935
>has never ever seen a chinatown chinaman

>> No.6908392

>>6905972
I love reading these in Feynman's voice

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Dear Sci. I give this quote to you.

From Anon
with love

>> No.6908748

bump

>> No.6908774

>>6900935
>2012
>has never heard a chinese woman say "card leader"

>> No.6909052

>>6908608
nice detail with the font

>> No.6909303

>>6908608
what's that font

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>> No.6909465

>>6903514
Plants are THE shit.
captcha: kedfire FLORA

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>> No.6909587

>>6909466
Dear lord, please don't let this one get out.

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Requesting one of Von Neumann with the following quote: "The goys have proven the following theorem…"

It's funny because he actually said it

>> No.6909637

>>6899323


The thing I really hate about these fake quotes is the inconsideration towards the integrity of the scientists you're attributing this drivel to.
They can't be taken seriously when retards go around claiming they once said that there are more grains of sand than atoms in a star.
And if the scientists can't be taken seriously, who can advocate for science?

By being a dick on the internet, you are holding back science.
I wish upon you things I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemies.

>> No.6909841

>>6909637
>taking images from 4chan
>taking them seriously

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>> No.6910693

>>6910276
truly, the male god of fertility

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>> No.6910792

>>6910678
lel

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Logic btfo

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1132

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>>6903094
hehe

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>> No.6912264

>>6903168
amazing

>> No.6912270

>>6906309
>>6906471
what movie is this

>> No.6912771

>>6912270
All you zombies

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What are you gonna do, stab me? - Archimedes

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>>6912270
Predestination (2014). It's a cool time travel flick.

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>>6912800

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>> No.6914186

>>6899635
Wait, doesn't that quote invalidate the practice of circumcision?

>> No.6914207

>>6905207
In one universe or another, yes.

>> No.6914356

>>6900903
>>6907928
There has to be at least 1k billion moms on our planet alone

>> No.6914434

>>6910832
The first half of that is actually true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CPT_symmetry

>> No.6914787

>>6914356
There are more moms on this planet than atoms in the entire universe - Neil "I boinked your mom" Tyson

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>> No.6916050

>>6912786
winner

>> No.6916061

>>6907544
you are confusing mass with position and impuls

>> No.6916079

>>6902365
My Asimov nigger

>> No.6916085

>>6903112
11/10

>> No.6916227

>>6900807
Fucking racist science is about bringing people together not being like that shitlord Watson who has to sell his Nobel prize for being a racist.

>> No.6916276

>>6908608
beautiful

>> No.6916336

>>6912800
Lost my shit

>> No.6916400

>>6910678
this one is funnier because he actually said it

>> No.6916630

>>6916400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIeYPHCJ1B8

Haha, I'd forgotten this bit from Cosmos.

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Guys how can I find more like these on the internet. Is there a search term, like false science guotes or something?
I wish I could find more.

>> No.6917883

>>6917877
They were made on /sci/. This is where you'll find them.

>> No.6917885

>>6917877
/sci/ archive

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>>6917877

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>> No.6917925

>>6899381
You are smart

>> No.6917939

>>6917901
λολ

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>> No.6918639

Guys look what I found here.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Einstein#If_you_can.27t_explain_it_simply.2C_you_don.27t_understand_it_well_enough

Einstein:
"The thinking it took to get us into this mess is not the same thinking that is going to get us out of it."

lol
Someone create a caption

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>>6918639

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>>6912786
for you anon

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>>6918744
lol

>> No.6918752

>>6916227
science is about science dummy

>> No.6919108

>>6899323
I disagree. Morality has nothing to do with objectivity. Your morals depend highly on your environment. Where you´re born, what you have been through and so on.

>> No.6919113

>>6918662
>4chan.jpg

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>>6909599
Best I could do

>> No.6919318

>>6899345

This is the most elegant sci meme. Good job. This is the first time this board has made me laugh in like 6 months.

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>>6918639
Here's one that might pass as genuine.

>> No.6919481

>>6905217
11/10

>> No.6919486

>>6908608
I'm trying not to fucking explode during the lecture. Everyone's looking at me smiling like a fucking child tasting glucose for the first time.

>> No.6919488

>>6909466
If only this reaches Leddit.

>> No.6919493

>>6910276
If only I was based enough to do such thing.

>> No.6920074

>>6919108
I believe you just got bamboozled.

>> No.6920097

>>6918072
Believable

>> No.6920132

>>6909874
That is a beautiful drawing.

>> No.6920140

>>6919488
if only you get the fuck off this board, you have to be over 18 and being an internet club shithead shows you aren't. 4chan isnt your internet club and it doesnt do clubfights

>> No.6920156

>>6900450fourtwenty keks

>> No.6920224

>>6899563
>millimium
kekd hard

>> No.6920570

>>6899576
this is really close to a bakunin quote though
"if god was real then he would have to be abolished"

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>>6920140
get a load of this guy

>> No.6921296

>>6905962
Shit man that's deep..