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Landing Expected at around 16:00 UTC

http://rosetta.esa.int/

>> No.6870643

>rosette

>> No.6870644

Yurop stronk

>> No.6870645

>>6870624
non-laggy stream
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/science-environment-29985988?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

>> No.6870646

First for crash landing

>> No.6870647
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6870647

PLEASE

>> No.6870650

it crashed

>> No.6870655
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6870655

we're gonna make it

>> No.6870656
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Pls land safely Philae

>> No.6870657
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>> No.6870658
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6870658

PLEASE

>> No.6870659

>stream keeps crashing

>I'll miss the announcement

>fuck shit

>> No.6870660

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1bwzZCik0

>> No.6870662

the grey hair guy is playing angry birds

>> No.6870663

The future of the EU depends on this mission

>> No.6870664

Oh shit the embarrassing girl shit guy is on Al Jazeera.

>> No.6870667
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6870667

these are some concerned looking motherfuckers

>> No.6870668

>>6870659
watch it on the bbc

>> No.6870669

Fucking ads..

>> No.6870670

would pity fuck whitey

>> No.6870671

>>6870624
What is this?

>> No.6870672

>smiling and laughing scientists

hmmm

>> No.6870673

Official Song for Rosetta Mission

Dave Matthews - Crash Into Me

Any dissenters?

>> No.6870674

How long, is it just the one stream btw?
There's no live lander feed?

>> No.6870676

>>6870667
They're just tense

>> No.6870677

who is the girl

>> No.6870678
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>> No.6870679

They take their job very seriously

>> No.6870680

http://rosetta.esa.int/
http://rosetta.esa.int/
NON LAGGY STREAM

>> No.6870681

I need a smoke
but I can't see my monitor from the balcony

come on I'm dyin here please be fine, my 3 euro investment

regards, a debt dodger

>> No.6870682
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>>6870624
doesnt look good, they seem disappointed/overly concerned. hopefully it's just cocnern and it's still good.

>> No.6870683

Thread theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1OryN8UHk

>> No.6870684

<10 minutes left!

>> No.6870685

>>6870664
>wearing what amounts to a Buichi Terasawa comic on international television
>not alpha as fuck

>> No.6870687

fuck I need a fap

>> No.6870688

I can hear a yank

>> No.6870689

>>6870674
No live lander feed, but I'm sure we'll get a descent video sometime from the bottom camera snapshots.

>> No.6870690

>>6870680
That's the laggy stream.

>> No.6870691
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6870691

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG!??!

>> No.6870692

>>6870681
take a deep breath and do 5 pushups

>> No.6870693

>another half hour
for what

what

>> No.6870694
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6870694

HEART POUNDING
CALL AN AMBULANCE

>> No.6870695

We still have another 10-15 minutes before we really have to start worrying.

>> No.6870696

please don't be dead philae

>> No.6870697

THEY'RE NERVOUS AS FUCK

>> No.6870699
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>> No.6870702

RAIN IN 5 MINUTES

>> No.6870703

>>6870683
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA05D5rkHFA

>> No.6870704
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6870704

Plz

>> No.6870706

it exploded 30 minutes ago

>> No.6870707

>>6870691
28 minute light delay

>> No.6870708

inb4 we find ayy lmaos on comet

>> No.6870709
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6870709

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.6870710

>>6870688
the pizza delivery boy

>> No.6870711

How clsoe does that guy's face have to be to his fucking phone?

>> No.6870712

>>6870691
they found aliens

>> No.6870713

Uh-oh, cute white-shirt-girl just found the thread, because she's laughing at us.

>> No.6870714

WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING ON YORU PHONE

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

STOP THIS TORTURE

WHY DID I STAY AWAKE

>> No.6870715

tinychat com / cometlanding

TINYCHAT, LETS TALK

>> No.6870716

>two TV channels are now broadcasting this

No pressure ESA.

>> No.6870717

>>6870692
dying metaphorically, don't need your medical advice

thanks anonymous

thanonymous

>> No.6870718

Why can't I get the stream to work anymore???

>> No.6870719

calm down guys the landing window is pretty large.

>> No.6870720
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>> No.6870721
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Get ready!

>> No.6870722

>>6870709
AMERICA BTFO

>> No.6870723

>inb4 they hit the comet out of course and lead it towards the terra

>> No.6870724

>>6870688
>>6870687
underrated combo

>> No.6870725

Crash Landing is Landing too :^)

>> No.6870726

>>6870709
>moonlanding
>real

>> No.6870727
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>>6870691
1C fucking shits.

>> No.6870728
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6870728

>landing was 30 lightyears ago

>> No.6870729

>>6870683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-IzLU6iWO8

>> No.6870730
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>> No.6870731

>>6870709
>that isn't my flag

wot the fuck m8

>> No.6870732
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6870732

science intesifies

>> No.6870733
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6870733

>mfw it's Beagle all over again

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6870734

AYY LMAO IN 30 MINUTES

>> No.6870735

I think landings been delayed another half hour

>> No.6870737
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6870737

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2EgYq_NCY

>closing in for the kiss

>> No.6870738

>>6870715
Fuck off this thread is for talking.

>> No.6870742
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>> No.6870743
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6870743

Tfw your shitty comcast internet goes down during the most exciting thing to happen this year

>> No.6870744
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6870744

ayy lmao stole the probe, EU/USA cover up gonna be the harpoon didn't fire and the probe bounced off the comet into space.

>pic related

>> No.6870746
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>> No.6870747

Did anyone elses stream just freeze?

>> No.6870748

>need a piss and a fag

Fucks sake I'll miss everything

>> No.6870749

>>6870719
Yeah but without the top thruster the harpoon only has a small chance of working.
They said earlier it was around 50/50.

>> No.6870750

y so happy

>> No.6870751
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>> No.6870752
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6870752

IT LANDED

>> No.6870753
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>> No.6870754

>>6870744
> yfw socom not related to eu

>> No.6870756

WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Please, I can't see the stream, tell me what's happening!!!

>> No.6870757

>>6870749
what do you mean without the top thruster?

>> No.6870758

>>6870747
yes, change to the OP's one

>> No.6870761

>>6870748
>a piss and a fag
you wut m8?

>> No.6870762

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJj5hKyXuw

>> No.6870763

>>6870728
get the fuck out of sci

>> No.6870764
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>>6870737
>>6870737
>>6870737

This is it.
This is the theme.

>> No.6870765

>>6870751
>"Awake the ayyy lmaos. Shut it down"

>> No.6870766
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>>6870734
ayyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iuPXlOenYo

>> No.6870767

>>6870756
this.

>> No.6870768

quick post science qts

>> No.6870769
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6870769

Chen to the rescue.

>> No.6870770
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>> No.6870771

>>6870756
People talking and making faces, also looking at monitors

>> No.6870772

>>6870749
I want to believe!

>>6870757
They said earlier the cold gas thruster appears to be inactive.

>> No.6870773

>>6870757
its broken

>> No.6870774

>>6870756
nothing

waiting

>> No.6870775

>>6870756
They've sent a scientist out to see if Philae is okay

>> No.6870776

>>6870757
The top thruster that pushes it down to counteract the harpoon is broken.

>> No.6870777

>>6870748
I know what you mean. I'm on my fucking edge

>> No.6870778

>>6870757
Pressure sensors in the counter thruster (the thing that shoves them into the comet as it tries to drill / counters the recoil of the harpoon deployment) malfunctioned so they don't know if the whole thing is broken or if it will work but without fine control / feedback.

>> No.6870779
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6870779

Please, don't die on us now.

>> No.6870780

>>6870757
gravity is so low philae has a thruster on top to push up against the comet when the harpoons fired
that thruster doesnt activate

>> No.6870781

>>6870769
do it again chen!

>> No.6870782

>>6870771
and one guy picking his nose.

>> No.6870783

>inb4 aliens
You heard it here first folks

>> No.6870784

>>6870758
I'm watching that but it doesn't work for me... whatever, it restarted after a couple minutes while I was typing

>> No.6870785

LOOK AT ALL THESE OLD WHITE MEN! AND PEOPLE STILL SAY WE DON'T FEMINISM!?! THIS IS DISGUSTING, NOT A SINGLE PoC AND THAT FUCKING TOKEN WOMEN WITH THE "NERDY SCIENTIST" OUTFIT IS RIDICULOUS! I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW, SO DISGUSTED!

>> No.6870787

>>6870756
waiting and looking into monitors and playing Angry birds.

>> No.6870788
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>> No.6870790

ITT : /int/ autism

>> No.6870791

Okay I am a bit of a science genius.

What are the chances of us actually seeing a crash here?

>> No.6870792

>half a million people watching the livestream

>> No.6870794
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>>6870772
i thought they said it may be inactive, they just don't know if it actually or it's a feedback sensor that's failed.

>> No.6870795

First image from surface is ayy lmaos
>terror

>> No.6870796

ALL LAUGHS!

>> No.6870797

>Everyone dressed nice
>That one guy in hoodie

>> No.6870798

Signal just passed mars

>> No.6870799
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>>6870766
THEY'RE CALLING TO US

>> No.6870800

Where is the live public telemetry server at?

This is not good. This is just a bunch of people, and reading a 4chan thread. Is this /sci/'s E3/FIFA? We need a public telemetry server protocol to be in place next time, and a Replicant app to go with it.

>> No.6870801

>>6870784
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/science-environment-29985988

>> No.6870802

>tfw when my internet crashed twice during last hour

>> No.6870803

>>6870785
i agree climate change is bad. go to your local gas station and protest

>> No.6870805

>>6870790
Who's actually from /int/ here? I am.

>> No.6870806

>>6870785
i cant even with white dudebros that defend this travesty

>> No.6870807

>>6870791
Huge. So many things could go wrong. If it actually lands, it'll be amazing.

>> No.6870808
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Would anyone else smash that?

>> No.6870809

>>6870792
It's also live on TV. There are a lot more watching.

>> No.6870810
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>>6870795

>> No.6870811

>>6870776
>>6870778
Wait, where are you guys getting this The stream is just on full waiting mode, no one is saying anything.

>> No.6870812

>>6870797

Why not be comfy when you shit yourself

>> No.6870813
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"Well, what are they saying about us?"
"Something about the Qt framework and pi."
"DontlaughdontlaughdontlaughimonTV..."

>> No.6870814

>>6870791
Fairly high.
Given that on a regular shaped comet it would have a 75% chance of landing, and this one is shaped like a duck.

>> No.6870815

>>6870624
I would shag the brunette so hard

>> No.6870816
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where's the confirmation for fuck's sake

>> No.6870817
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I HAVE CALCULUS IN 30 MINUTES

I AIN'T MOVING AN INCH TILL I KNOW

>> No.6870820

>>6870808
Thought the same thing anon

>> No.6870821
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6870821

cant take the heat

>> No.6870822

>>6870808
id smash it

>> No.6870823

>class in 30 minutes

Better hurry the fuck up

>> No.6870824

>>6870811
They said it awhile ago during the press conference thingy.

>> No.6870825

>>6870791
Jävla bög gå härifrån

>> No.6870826

All we are going to see is the control room cheering if it succeeds, nothing else. I doubt there would be any actual images. At least not right away.

>> No.6870827

>>6870811
This was from tweets hours ago.

>> No.6870829
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>> No.6870830

>>6870817
underage b&

>> No.6870831

>>6870808

yes
>>6870815

glad not to be alone on this one

>> No.6870832

>>6870801
>http://www.bbc.com/news/live/science-environment-29985988
THANK YOU!

>> No.6870833

>>6870823
>>6870817
>Going to class

>> No.6870834

IT EXPLODED YOU STUPID FUCKS

>> No.6870835

>>6870808
Only if she has a cute penis.

>> No.6870836
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6870836

~3 minutes

>> No.6870837

Someone in that room is an Anon and is reading this thread.

shoe in head?

>> No.6870838

>>6870817
You can go to calculus or you cann watch an AYY LMAO rape the lander in first contact live.

>> No.6870840

>>6870808
no. she looks like she has down syndrome. I dont know why everyone is calling her qt

>> No.6870841

>>6870808
I would show her some real sience

>> No.6870842

This is boring nothing happens

why cant we see the shuttle?

>> No.6870844

>>6870791
50%

>> No.6870845

>>6870837
What?

>> No.6870847
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>> No.6870848

Oh no the stream no

>> No.6870849

>>6870800
dubs checked automatically

>> No.6870850

>>6870808
every night

>> No.6870851

>>6870807
>>6870814
Really? That's quite extraordinary.

Has crashes ever happened before, of this kind?

>>6870825
Who are you?

>> No.6870852

why is she so cute

>> No.6870853
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>> No.6870854

>landed already
Was I the only one who heard that?

>> No.6870855

thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdComTp7KsA#t=215

>> No.6870856

WHY

ISNT

THERE

A

NARRATOR
FOR THE
STREAM?

>> No.6870858

>>6870791
Crash or not crash.

50%

>> No.6870859

>>6870847
>US scientists

>> No.6870860

>>6870830
I'm a civil engineer student matey. I have afternoon classes

>> No.6870861

They look worried

>> No.6870862
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>>6870766

>> No.6870863

Rodney looks pretty stressed out.

>> No.6870864

>>6870830
>underage
>/sci/

>> No.6870865

>>6870851
This is the first time it's been attempted. We're dealing with something that's been bouncing around in space for a decade here.

>> No.6870866

>>6870837

*shoe on head

>> No.6870867

I bet she has saggy boobs

>> No.6870868

5 minutes?

>> No.6870869
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>>6870853

>> No.6870870

BAD NEWS IS COMING THROUGH

>> No.6870871
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6870871

pls work

>> No.6870872

>>6870847
>US Scientists

>> No.6870873

>>6870851
Nobody has ever tried a soft landing on a comet before.
The mission has been going since 2004, so this is pretty groundbreaking.

>> No.6870874

>>6870851
they sent a object crashing on purpose on an another comet a while ago.

this is "gentle" landing, much more difficult

>> No.6870875

>>6870856
They use it for TV.

>> No.6870876

ALL THESE SMILES

>> No.6870877

>some fucking sci fi movie commercial playing on the cometlanding stream
what the fuck

>> No.6870878

>>6870868
1 minute

>> No.6870879

I heard a "OK good", I heard a fucking "OK good". What now?!

>> No.6870880

>>6870854
"should have landed already"
but it didn't cause it blew up

>> No.6870881

>>6870856
BECAUSE
THEY
ARE
JUST
WAITING

>> No.6870884
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6870884

will science win today?

>> No.6870882

>>6870867
only makes me harder

>> No.6870883

oh god please no

>> No.6870885

fuck my shitty internet

>> No.6870886
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"an inidentified craft just destroyed the probe"

WAT

>> No.6870887

>>6870856
>europors

>> No.6870888

Touch down expected now according to the text underneath the stream.

>> No.6870890
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>>6870847

>> No.6870891

>>6870856
this, there's no clue of what's going on

>> No.6870892

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

>> No.6870893

I DEMAND ANSWERS

>> No.6870895

>>6870855


pioneers of sci!

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

>> No.6870896
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>>6870886
AYY LMAO

>> No.6870894
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>> No.6870897

who is the girl

>> No.6870898

NO?
what did that guy mean??!?

>> No.6870899

>not wanting to pity fuck the brunette scientist

i would smash her pussy so hard she'll think she just landed on the comet pussy first

>> No.6870900

UH OHHH

>> No.6870901

>>6870847
>US scientists

>> No.6870902

>>6870856
Seriosuly, get Day9 on this shit or something.

>> No.6870903

the woman is pretty based

>> No.6870904
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6870904

>Open ESA site
>see this

nearly had an hearth attack

>> No.6870905

Aren't they just getting streams of data back? If something critical malfunctioned before landing they would know at this point right?

>> No.6870906

>>6870893
FUCK YOU KEVIN

>> No.6870907

>>6870890
Aaaaaaaaaa

>> No.6870908

WE DID IT.

>> No.6870909

let's be honest to ourselves ppl
with that bad news of that broken sensor thing, it is most obvious it won't work
right?

>> No.6870910

stream borked for me. Typical.

>> No.6870911

fem sci looks like bjork

>> No.6870912
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6870912

>>6870893

>> No.6870913

>>6870896
AYY LMAO

>> No.6870914

WE DOWN ON THE SURFACE

HAPPENING

>> No.6870915

lol i feel like such a nerd watching this
sheldor would be proud

>> No.6870916

AND THE WORLD ERUPTED IN JOY

>> No.6870917

SUCCESS

>> No.6870918

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

>> No.6870919

SOMETHING GOOD

>> No.6870922

>>6870808
Like a Large Hardon.

>> No.6870920

shit dude what are they looking at

>> No.6870923

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.6870924

AAAAAAAAA

>> No.6870925

EXCITEMENT

>> No.6870926

ebin

>> No.6870927
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6870927

SUCCESSS

>> No.6870928
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6870928

>All these comets are yours, except 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. Attempt no landing there.
WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN

>> No.6870929

EUROPE FUCK YEAAAAAAA

>> No.6870930

>>6870858
>>6870865
>>6870873
>>6870874
HOLY FUCK I AM SO HYPE IF THIS IS TRUE


HOPE WE CAN DO THIS GUYS, I BELIEVE IN YOU. GOT LINK FOR STREAM?

>> No.6870931

OH SHIT IT HAPPENED

>> No.6870932

YEAEEASSSS

>> No.6870933

SUCCESS

>> No.6870934

WE DID IT

>> No.6870935

>>6870907
EUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPEEUROPE

>> No.6870937

>>6870904
holy fuck.

>> No.6870936

There's no narrator because there's nothing to narrate at the moment.

>> No.6870939

HAPPENED

>> No.6870940

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.6870941

YURIP SRONK!!

>> No.6870942

YES

>> No.6870943

WE DID IT!

>> No.6870944

WOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6870945

GREAT SUCCESS

>> No.6870946

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6870947
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6870947

YES

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.6870948

WE DID IT REDDIT

>> No.6870949

ITS HABBENINgGGgg

>> No.6870950

RECEIPT OF SIGNAL FROM SURFACE European Space Agency receiving signals from @Philae2014 on surface of comet #67P/CG #cometlanding

EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE

>> No.6870951

ESA STRONK
MURRICA BTFO

>> No.6870953

fuck yes!!

>> No.6870954
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6870954

IT WORKED

>> No.6870955

US BTFO!

>> No.6870956

ITS HAPPENIGN

>> No.6870957
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6870957

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE

>> No.6870958
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6870958

YES

captcha: toerape thickly

>> No.6870959

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY

>> No.6870960

FUCK YEAH, BUT SHOW/TELL US WHAT HAPPENED PLS

>> No.6870961

8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

>> No.6870962

why is everbod clappign?

did we run over an alien??

>> No.6870965
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6870965

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.6870963

>>6870907
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.6870964

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.6870967

YESSSSSSSS USA

BTFO
T
F
O

FUCK YOU

>> No.6870968
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6870968

:DDDDDDd

>> No.6870969

>>6870897
I don't know, but she has perfect breasts

>> No.6870970

WE /LANDED/ NOW

>> No.6870971

>>6870948
WE DID IT 9GAG

>> No.6870973

>ALL THAT DAMAGE CONTROL
IT'S OVER ROSETTA IS DEAD

>> No.6870974
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6870974

HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>> No.6870975
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6870975

Imagine waiting 10(30) years for this moment

Must be great to be those guys

>> No.6870976

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6870978

STAY REKT USA

>> No.6870979

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.6870980

MY PC BLUE SCREENED, BUT IT WAS ON MY TV. THANK YOU BASED BBC

>> No.6870981

We fucking did it!

>> No.6870982

HYPE COMET IS AYY LMAO

>> No.6870983

What will be the astronaut's first words?

>> No.6870985

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

>> No.6870986

EU DENIERS BTFO

>> No.6870987
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6870987

THEY DID IT!

>> No.6870988

WAIT IT'S OVER ALREADY? THIS THREAD IS LIKE 20 MINS OLD GIVE ME LINK TO STREAM.

>> No.6870989

fuck yesssss

>> No.6870990

ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON ATHEISM WON

>> No.6870991

>>6870965
Holy shit one of the wiggles was asian?

>> No.6870992
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6870992

OH GOD YES

>> No.6870994
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6870994

THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw

>> No.6870995

BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE BASED UE

>> No.6870996

Come onnnnnn

>> No.6870997

FUCK YES

>> No.6870998

LANDED FUCK YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDn2EV-VHg4

>> No.6870999

AMERICA
M
E
R
I
C
A

BLOWN
L
O
W
N

THE
H
E

FUCK
U
C
K

OUT
U
T

>> No.6871000

>SUDDEN SILENCE

IT'S OVER

>> No.6871001

EUROPE STRONG

>> No.6871002

FUCK
YES

>> No.6871003

ESA STRONK ESA STRONK ESA STRONK ESA STRONK ESA STRONK ESA STRONK

>> No.6871004
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6871004

>> No.6871005

POLAND CAN INTO COMET

>> No.6871006

nominal is 1385 guys

>> No.6871007

OH SHIT SOMETHING WENT WRONG

>> No.6871008
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6871008

YUROP STRONK!!

>> No.6871010
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6871010

GRATS FROM AUS EUROFAGS

>> No.6871011

UH OHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.6871012

NOMINAL IS 1385 NIGGAS

>> No.6871013

SUDDENLY WORRIED VOICES

>> No.6871014

>>6870988
Haha, jävla bög.
Du missade det.

>> No.6871016

>>6870988
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/science-environment-29985988

>> No.6871017

YES! YES! YES!

YUROP STRONK!

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_WA9eOjTk

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_WA9eOjTk

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_WA9eOjTk

>> No.6871019

PHASE 2 STARTS

THEY NEED TO MAKE SURE IT'S STUCK IN

>> No.6871020

>>6870895
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

>> No.6871021

YOUROP STRONK

>> No.6871022

Eat shit, Einstein. Newton wins.

>> No.6871023

OH NO ITS BANE

>> No.6871024

E U R O P E

U

R

O

P

E

>> No.6871027

Oh fuck
anomaly

>> No.6871026

Fuck I have the shakes after that.

>> No.6871028

"we celebrated too early" faces going on

>> No.6871029

how nice of them all to speak english for us

>> No.6871030

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.6871031
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6871031

IM BROUD OF YOU YUROP

>> No.6871032

new thread when

>> No.6871033

SHIT BE NOMINAL

>> No.6871034

altitude data wrong?

>> No.6871035

Mission control is now analyzing telemetry to determine the status of the Philae lander on the comet.

>> No.6871036

>>6871014
>antyder att jag inte gycklar folk nu

>>6871016
THANKS MATE, DO YOU KNOW FROM WHAT TIME I SHOULD WATCH?

>> No.6871037

>>6871012
1337* biatch

>> No.6871038

500 million kilometers and it lands within 2 minutes of its schedule, Why cant our busses and trains do that? Its not rocket science.

>> No.6871039
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6871039

>mfw /sci/ is being invaded by /int/ because europoors did something space cool

>> No.6871040

>euros in charge of communicating properly in professional situations
>euros in charge of knowing whats going on

>> No.6871041

PREMATURE CELEBRATION?

>> No.6871042
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6871042

THAT ONE IS NOT COMING DOWN

>>6871029
They speak english in european science communities dumbass

>> No.6871043

stream ded for anyone else?

>> No.6871044
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6871044

party time.

>> No.6871045

>get packet
>"hurray"
>"did it actually land?"
>nobody knows
kek

>> No.6871046

THE ALIENS ARE PISSED

WE LANDED ON A BEE HIVE BOYS

WE GOING TO WAR

>> No.6871047

>>6871029
english is the SI language for 99% of the scientific community

>> No.6871048

>>6871038
Because people don't tend to throw themselves in front of comets

>> No.6871049

Touchdown!

Captcha: connected

>> No.6871050
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6871050

>> No.6871051

Meanwhile, Putin is invading Europe

>> No.6871052

>>6871039

The USA was put on the moon by a nazi, just fyi.

>> No.6871053
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6871053

EUROPEAN UNION MOTHERFUCKERS

MAYBE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT

>> No.6871054

>now what

>> No.6871055

IT'S COMING DOWN

>> No.6871057

>>6870788
Why is stephen spielgerg scribbling on the star trek storyboard

>> No.6871056

>>6871051
>Modern Russia
>A threat

>> No.6871058

TOUCHDOWN

>> No.6871059

>>6871049
they just received a data packed, telemetry i suppose. no idea if it's actually landed

>> No.6871060

GOD DAMNIT ANDREA OR WHATEVER SAY SOMETHING

>> No.6871061

What's wrong with the stream?

>> No.6871062

fuck that guy IS SGA rodney

>> No.6871063

HF3 CONFIRMED

>> No.6871065

IN B4 BOUNCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdBZeCtaaLY

>> No.6871066
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6871066

THE LANDER IS SITTING ON MY STURDY ROD

>> No.6871067

They look so relived.

>> No.6871068

THANK YOU BASED EUROPE

>> No.6871069

let the cutie talk fags

>> No.6871070

>>6871029

Paolo Ferri said: "CAZZO!" (fuck yeah!)

>> No.6871071

Yurop can stay on 4chan.

>> No.6871072
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6871072

Success

>> No.6871073
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6871073

good news everyone

>> No.6871075

>>6870808
Hell yes. Anyone know who she is?

>> No.6871076

>>6871046
this

look at the

>> No.6871077

>>6871063
HALF FART THREE?!

>> No.6871078

>>6871056
>modern Europe
>a challenge

>> No.6871079

LANDER ON THE SURFACE CONFIRMED!

>> No.6871081

PHILAE IS TALKING TO US
HOLY SHIT
ALIENS CONFIRMED

>> No.6871080

PHILAE IS TALKING TO US
PHILAE IS TALKING TO US
PHILAE IS TALKING TO US
PHILAE IS TALKING TO US

>> No.6871082
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6871082

>>6871066

>> No.6871083
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6871083

>> No.6871087

goosebumps guys, goosebumps

>> No.6871086
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6871086

BASED

>> No.6871088

FUCK YEAH

>> No.6871089

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.6871090

HABBBEDDDINNNGNG

>> No.6871091
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6871091

LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED LANDED

>> No.6871092
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6871092

HARPOONS FIRED

>> No.6871093

FIRST A COMET, NOW THE WORLD

>> No.6871094

Confirmed for being ON THE COMET

>> No.6871095

they should all start having a huge orgy on livestream to commemorate this momentous event

victory music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR68oAtWY-c

>> No.6871096

MOREEE DATERRRR

>> No.6871098

DROPP THE MIC

EUROP CONFIRMED BLACK

>> No.6871100

BASED

>> No.6871099

WE LANDED ON A FUCKING COMET, WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.6871101

Everything seems to be working they said on TV. Amazing.

>> No.6871102
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6871102

>Mission Control confirms they put a polaroid camera there by mistake, now they will have to send a followup mission to recover the photos

>> No.6871103

JEAN PIERRE

>> No.6871104

FUCKING JEAN-PIERRE GET IT TOGETHER

>> No.6871105

JEAN PIERRE COME ON

>> No.6871106

JOHN PIERRE!

>> No.6871107

jean pierre

>> No.6871108

>Jean pierre is drunk as fuck.

>> No.6871110

JUAN PIERRE!!
JUAN PIERRE!!
JUAN PIERRE!!

>> No.6871111

THIS IS SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.6871112

JEAN-PIERRE!

>> No.6871113

NO DRINKING JEAN PIERRE

>> No.6871114

YOU HAD ONE JOB JEAN

ONE FUCKING JOB

>> No.6871115

THAT FUCKING JEAN-PIERRE

>> No.6871116

Oh hon hon le baguette

>> No.6871119

ZEES IS ZIENZE
...
ZIENTEEST

>> No.6871120

he said in french that it was prohibited to drink (alcohol) here. (joke)

>> No.6871121

What the fuck is he talking about :D

>> No.6871123

>This is beeg step for civeelazation.
>because... uh... science

>> No.6871125

If this dude was any more French, he would be waving his dick around while honking

>> No.6871126

NEW THREAD >>6871122

NEW THREAD >>6871122

NEW THREAD >>6871122

NEW THREAD >>6871122

NEW THREAD >>6871122

NEW THREAD >>6871122

>> No.6871128

>>6871120
thanks based anon

>> No.6871129
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6871129

>>6871092
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

>> No.6871130

I wanna fuck a french girl

>> No.6871131

NO GODS CONFIRMED

>> No.6871133
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6871133

Chen saved the day.

>> No.6871134

Guys it's 3AM here, but this made my year.

>> No.6871135

POLAN JUST LANDED IN SPACE

>> No.6871136

>>6871121
expertise

>> No.6871140

Did he just whistle to someone to ask him out for drinks?

God damn Europe, you're less professional in space PR than Korea.

>> No.6871145

WE ARE THE FIRST TO HAVE DONE THAT AND THAT WILL STAY FOREVER

USA BTFO

>> No.6871146

>>6871126
Fuck off you piece of shit.

>> No.6871148

FUCK YEAH OLD SCIENCE GUY!

>> No.6871150

>>6871123
true dat

>> No.6871153

NEW THREAD >>6871122 →

NEW THREAD >>6871122 →

NEW THREAD >>6871122 →

NEW THREAD >>6871122 →

NEW THREAD >>6871122 →

NEW THREAD >>6871122 →

>> No.6871158
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6871158

THIS IS SCIENTIST KNOWLEDGE

>> No.6871162

>>6871052
European civilization exists because dune coons invented agriculture for you.

>Europe BTFO

>> No.6871167

>>6871145
inb4 we declassify having landed on a comet during Clinton but had to cover it up for 30 years because aliens

>> No.6871170

NAZI PLS GO

>> No.6871177

Lol french guy "yurop iz ze best ever. We've landed on ze asteroid so u can suck it"

>> No.6871190

Touchdown!

>> No.6871191

holy fucking shit, just stopped by to check /sci/ between classes and HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

>> No.6871203
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6871203

> Europeans
>clapping instead yelling like american chimps

>> No.6871219

>>6871135
FINALLY!!!

>> No.6871226

>>6871170

Translation: "The ashes of our Lord Adolf have landed on the comet successfully. He will soon direct it against this planet unless you all yield immediately to our Fourth Reich. God bless our Fuehrer"

>> No.6871261
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6871261

>>6871203

Because ESA is science, not infotainment.

>> No.6871454

nasa is here to suck some dicks

>> No.6871877

Can the water on a comet contain life?

>> No.6871930
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6871930

>>6871877

Not life but maybe some simple organic molecules.

>> No.6871946

>>6871877
highly unlikely (temperature and pressure are too low)
however it could contain amino acids that when combined together during a comet impact on a planet could spawn dinosaurs.

>> No.6872067

>>6871930
>>6871946
Thanks fellas, can I ask a random question if anyone is willing to answer.

Scientists believe that animal life evolved, what about plants? were they always trees and flowers from the begining.

>> No.6872084

>>6872067
the first "plants" were more likely unicellular algae, then evolved in simple mosses, small plants, etc...

>> No.6872093

>>6871930
>mfw i thought that is a nanobot at first
WE ARE GREY GOO

>> No.6872098

>>6872084
thanks bro, i have a question about females and sex but I dont know if I should ask it here.

>> No.6872361

>>6871930
Moar science imagery gif.