It's pretty much confirmed that Engineers are the unsaid alphas of all the STEM fields, right? Engineers are pretty much Renaissance men/Polymaths and are often the most multi-talented individuals.

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Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:32:42 2014 No.6793227 [Reply] [Original]

It's pretty much confirmed that Engineers are the unsaid alphas of all the STEM fields, right?

Engineers are pretty much Renaissance men/Polymaths and are often the most multi-talented individuals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:38:02 2014 No.6793233 Scientists study the world as it is; engineers create the world that has never been. Nuff said

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:44:25 2014 No.6793240 >>6793227 >engineering students >renaissance men as an engineer, I cannot defend this opinion. We have a very niche subject matter that we have an in depth knowledge about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:45:30 2014 No.6793243 Engineers are just homosexuals that wants to get together

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:46:13 2014 No.6793244

>>6793240
>niche subject matter
>need to be talented at mathematics, physics, chemistry, thermodynamics, fluid dynamics, electromagnetism, working with teams, problem solving, practiced safety and pinpoint accuracy so your building and planes dont kill people
>niche

Look at some CPSC java nerd or a physics nerd. They need or are at max 1 or 2 of those things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:47:56 2014 No.6793248 >>6793240 that's literally the opposite of the truth. engineers have a very broad spectrum of knowledge

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:49:41 2014 No.6793250 >>6793227 medfag here, agree 100%

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:50:00 2014 No.6793252

>>6793227
Engineers are literally the most boorish people on campus, especially civil & structural.

Seriously, the amount of times an engineering student has (completely unsolicited) boasted to me about their expected starting wage, the sample size is going beyond anecdotal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:51:48 2014 No.6793256 >>6793252 Electrical and civil engineers are not being considered in this thread. We're talkin bout' the multi talented chem/aero/mech/engphys engies. pipeline layers be gone. you niggers are just construction workers with calculators

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 00:52:27 2014 No.6793258 >>6793252 >i talked to a few frosh/soph engrs in the shittiest specializations and they were pricks they wont be around long enough to graduate, talk to some real engrs and stop spewing stereotypes after listening to a few dickheads

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:04:30 2014 No.6793276 >>6793256 >aero they don't even know why airplanes fly

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:05:29 2014 No.6793278

Chemical engineering: turn raw materials into usable materials

Aeronautical engineering: manipulate flight technology

Mechanical engineering: design and manufacturing of machinery

Civil engineering: design roads, bridges, etc.

every one of those are mutually exclusive. A chemical engineer cannot do a aeronautical engineer's work and vice versa

If you have one of those degrees, you are not multi talented. You have a niche talent.

Being multi talented implies you are inherently creative. Engineering does not foster creativity.

It's hilarious that the responses (or retort) to this post >>6793252
are people are who boasting about engineering

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:07:41 2014 No.6793282

>>6793278
>mechanical engineering
>design and manufacturing of machinery
oh my insides

Tell me, why are are 85%+ of astronauts engineers? An astronaut is the most multi-talented, competent, alpha male position any one person can have. Tell me, why are almost all of them engineers?

Oh yeah that's right

Cause engineers are alpha fucking shit.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:08:55 2014 No.6793284
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why are some engineering so proud?

le 300K staring salary XD people who are non STEM shouldn't go to college

It does the opposite of the intention. It does not flatter anyone but rather exposes your numerous inadequacies.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:09:55 2014 No.6793287

>>6793278
>engineering does not foster creativity
Wow, you're stupid.

I'm good at just about everything btw, I was an AP art student in high school, am a classically trained pianist, and have won awards for my writing.

I went into STEM because it's stable and pays well.
>>6793284
Looks like a CS student to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:10:11 2014 No.6793288 >>6793227 All engineers I know are normal persons.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:10:31 2014 No.6793289

>>6793284
This just makes the real alpha engineers shine even brighter, because they're so distinct from the smelly indian aspie nerds that talk about salary.

My bf is a mech engineer. He's the best man I've ever known. He's so fucking good at everything. Even in bed.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:13:41 2014 No.6793294

>>6793278
spoken by someone who truly has no idea what engineers do and is probably a NEET, nukes and chemEs can easily do an ME job, civil job, some areo jobs as well. engineering degrees teach you how to resolve problems down to first principles and come up with solutions using knowledge of the fundamental nature of how the world works

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:15:36 2014 No.6793295 >>6793244 Pauca sed matura

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:16:57 2014 No.6793297

>>6793227
Env. Sci. here.

I walked the fuck out of an engineering course because the professor was such a smug prick.

"Oh, we make 100K a year, easy! Unlike those other STEM majors..."

Some of us don't care about money beyond what we need to live comfortably. It was incredibly off-putting to all of us who weren't engineer majors.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:20:35 2014 No.6793301

>>6793282
"Mechanical engineering is the discipline that applies the principles of engineering, physics and materials science for the design, analysis, manufacturing, and maintenance of mechanical systems. It is the branch of engineering that involves the design, production, and operation of machinery and tools.[1][2] It is one of the oldest and broadest of the engineering disciplines."

You are obviously immature. Alpha male dynamics is part of sociology, something that might be the polar opposite of engineering.

I also think you're confusing the term as well. The prestige of an astronaut can go unmatched but that does not mean you are inherently an alpha male.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:21:44 2014 No.6793305 >>6793289 >real alpha engineers...because they're so distinct meaning they're rare? did you not understand the point of the thread?

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:24:06 2014 No.6793307

>>6793301
there is now 100% no doubt in my mind that you are NEET as fuck and have no idea what you're talking about and are just throwing your insecurities at your own failures onto more successful people because you can't cope with the fact that they made it and you didn't. grow the fuck up m8. if you were good enough to go into engineering you'd realize how based it is and why so many people want to do it/why they get paid so much. engineers literally make everything in the world that didn't already exist in nature

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:24:52 2014 No.6793310 >>6793301 Engineering is just the most alpha STEM field. That's what it boils down to. Deal with it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:25:14 2014 No.6793311

>>6793287
Thanks for your rare and fringe case anecdotal report. I'll paint every engineer as creative. The general consensus is that creativity is not a requirement for engineering.

Am I the only one who recognizes the double think in this thread?

I talk about the pride of engineering students and then they list off their accomplishments or worse, things they haven't yet accomplished.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:26:11 2014 No.6793313

>>6793307
So, are you guys putting carpenters and construction workers out of business soon?

Anyone who has to boast about their STEM field being 'alpha as fuck' is an insecure moron anyways. I see so many people quit out of the engineering program because of all this bravado.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:26:41 2014 No.6793314 >>6793311 >The general consensus is that creativity is not a requirement for engineering. How isn't it a requirement? Creativity is needed to solve real life problems

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:27:21 2014 No.6793316 >>6793314 Just like everything in life, there's plenty of engineers who went into it just for the money. And it shows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:28:43 2014 No.6793318 >>6793316 they aren't making money if they can't work you fucking dork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:29:26 2014 No.6793320 >>6793316 >>6793316 yes, lots do go into it juts for money or bravado. But that is besides the fact that when it comes down to it, the best men in the world are engineers

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:30:38 2014 No.6793323 >>6793310 this. what's more alpha that getting atoms so hot they ionize and smash into each other so hard they fuse together

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:31:27 2014 No.6793325

>>6793318
If you think there aren't engineers out there who got through the program thanks to daddy's trust fund and connections to companies, I have another thing coming for you, bud.

Your field is not infallible.

>>6793320
>the best men in the world

Cool absolutes, bro. The best men get into fields they love and are good at. A fulfilled and talented writer is a greater asset to society than some smug engineer who only got into his field for the profit and is borderline average at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:33:11 2014 No.6793326 >>6793325 you get dropped from uni if your grades aren't high enough, bud

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:33:17 2014 No.6793327 >>6793323 like what i do to ur mum WHOAAAH!!!~ >>6793325 Worthless engineers get fired every day, one over here got fired Thursday because he wasn't doing anything. He was only here for a week.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:35:05 2014 No.6793331

>>6793326
'Bud', I'm in college. If you think higher education can't be bought, like everything else in life, you're wrong. I see tons of rich kids here get chance after chance despite abysmal grades because son of alumni or spawn of rich donor.

>>6793327
It doesn't change the fact that the majority of engineering majors I've met are smug pricks. Tell me, is it a thing that gets developed early in the program, or am I missing something here?

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:35:44 2014 No.6793335

>>6793307
Again, I'm in my senior year for electrical engineer.

I'll have to give you the point on recognizing my frustrations.

My department is full of people who have a false sense of superiority. There is a sizable amount of students who honestly believe they are better than others based on their degree.

They are often difficult to work with and because of their delusional confidence lack necessary courtesy and social skills.

They claim their superior intellect yet lack basic morals. They are often underdeveloped in many areas. Some can't communicate without spouting memes or reacting by emulating reaction gifs.

This is all fueled by the idea presented in this thread

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:36:18 2014 No.6793337

>>6793325
>he's denying that astronauts are the best people in the world
just research for 5 mins what kinds of people become astronauts

actually, let me link you a couple of wiki pages of your "average" astronaut

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Saint-Jacques
>Did engineering physics as an undergrad, the hardest engineering discipline
>worked as engineer for a few years
>got bored and became a pilot
>fly planes for a few years
>got bored, went to cambridge and got phd in astrophysics
>studied the heavens for a few years
>got bored and become a medical doctor
>then got bored and became an astronaut
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Pesquet
>finished his masters degree at 22
>speaks 6 languages
>is also an aquanaut

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:36:58 2014 No.6793338

>>6793307
>sucking your own dick this hard
Soooooooo many people want to become engineers because you can be a complete fucking moron and make decent money. You don't have to be exceptional at any aspect of math or science, just lower div knowledge required. Your entire life is going to be centered around designing a bunch of shit no one will EVER care about and never having any deep insight into the babby tier math, physics, or chemistry that you utilize for that useless product. People don't want to be engineers because they want to be "based." People want to be engineers because they realize that they are never going to contribute anything of value with their mediocre talents. Some engineers are cool. All the undergrad eng fags in this thread are money hungry downs syndrome fuck ups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:38:18 2014 No.6793339 >>6793331 >majors Students don't count fuccboi

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:38:29 2014 No.6793341 >>6793337 >engineering physics >the hardest engineering discipline

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:39:19 2014 No.6793343 >>6793341 >implying untrue statement

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:39:30 2014 No.6793344 >>6793338 this is bait

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:40:50 2014 No.6793346

>>6793335
>>6793337 over here is proving your point pretty well. Likewise, the STEM department at my university is full of these antisocial, smug pricks.

Meanwhile, I'm bilingual going on trilingual, an excellent writer, have decent social skills AND am going into my field not for the prestige but because I genuinely love it.

I feel sorry for these smug pricks, because life is going to hit them fucking hard once they're out of their circlejerks.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:41:26 2014 No.6793347

>>6793244
>1 or 2
>Gee i sure wish i could get my PhD with just knowledge of mathematics and electromagnetism.
> It's not like thermodynamics or fluid dynamics are part of physics.
>All scientific papers haves single authorship
>Einstein never labored to make a general case for relativity
> CERN didn't need 5 sigma demonstrate they the found the higgs
> physicist would never need to now how valence electrons act
I took the b8

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:41:34 2014 No.6793348 >>6793307 Yeah bro that 80k a year sure is something compared to a surgeon's 400 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:43:42 2014 No.6793350 File: 325 KB, 1280x720, IMGA0025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793252 You like my shirt?

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:44:11 2014 No.6793351

>>6793348
>surgeons go to school twice as long and go through residencies and all that other shit and there is a much smaller percentage of initial frosh students that actually become surgeons compared to engineers
>retards into logic
>implying I'm a basic ass ME
i'm big pimping on some nxtlvl shit m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:44:33 2014 No.6793353 >>6793348 Honestly, no one needs 400K a year to live. It's a ridiculous amount of money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:44:42 2014 No.6793354 >>6793350 oh hey bro, you go to ubc? im trying to get into mech for next year what is the stigma around engineers over at ubc?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:47:27 2014 No.6793362 >>6793346 >excellent writer Sure you are, champ

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:48:26 2014 No.6793364 >>6793362 Considering I just got a job at the writing center based on an essay I hated the fuck out of, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:49:12 2014 No.6793365 >>6793346 >engineers don't like what they do >so fucking insecure about yourself and your abilities and your life choices that you berate people on theirs fucking pathetic m8, get your life together

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:49:40 2014 No.6793366 >>6793353 >brags about money >says 'n-n-nobody needs that much money' when it's brought up someone makes more lmaoooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:50:28 2014 No.6793369 >>6793364 >job at the writing cente whoah, you'll have that nobel prize in no time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:51:12 2014 No.6793371 >>6793351 And yet they still make more and are seen as smarter, rightfully so, than engineers m8 :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:52:02 2014 No.6793374 All I want to do is work on machines and build things while making enough to support a family. Why do you spergs try to ruin everything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:52:35 2014 No.6793375 >>6793374 that's not what engineers do anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:52:55 2014 No.6793376 >>6793364 WOAH a job at the writing center? How is it like helping freshmen writing their papers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:53:10 2014 No.6793377 >>6793374 Why do you spergs have a superiority complex?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:53:36 2014 No.6793379 >>6793377 you have an inferiority complex

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:54:12 2014 No.6793380 >>6793379 Ebin cumbak

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:54:41 2014 No.6793382 >>6793366 Not the same person, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:55:20 2014 No.6793384 >>6793374 Because many engineers are faggots , who wan't something to boast about other than cock sucking. So you usually hear "MUH SALARY" spouted ad nausem , so they can feel like a special snkowflake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:55:42 2014 No.6793385 >>6793376 Pretty based considering it's easy as fuck and cuts my tuition down :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:56:17 2014 No.6793387 >>6793385 you'd do much better working at fucking starbucks you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 01:57:27 2014 No.6793388 >>6793387 Starbucks wouldn't cover half my tuition and save me on gas, moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:00:23 2014 No.6793393 >>6793388 >doesnt have a starbucks on campus >it doesn't pay $12/hr >it doesn't give full health and dental benefits lel what shitty uni you go to. all you have to do is put up with whiney white sluts and hipster faggots and you're rolling in beer money

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:02:30 2014 No.6793398

>>6793354
>stigma around engineers over at ubc?
We've still got a reputation from back in the day of being a bunch of binge drinking prank loving frat bros, but IRL the majority of UBC engineers are asians who's parents lock them in a room to study every night. You'll get high fives and girl attention if you buy a red jacket and wear it to a bar downtown, but the actual engineering parties on campus are pretty lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:03:53 2014 No.6793401 >>6793374 You're alright. You're the type of person I would have a beer with. The one's who have the "DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY POLISCI CASUAL" attitude are the ones I have a problem with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:03:55 2014 No.6793402 >>6793375 I'm going for Industrial Engineering and Management, so yeah, that is what I do. I might go more for Manufacturing Engineering, actually, but I'll get there either away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:04:46 2014 No.6793406 >>6793350 graduated from ubc the engineers club was basically the place to go if you were a total fuckwad socially inept doorknob. you kids and your "cheez" were fuckign disgusting human beings. glad im out of that place; I hated seeing your kind

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:07:18 2014 No.6793411

>>6793388
What about that writing award? You made it seem like it was something to brag about on a cambodian image board.

Was it an award for involvement? Is that what you're bragging about?

If you were so successful before college, why are you worried about money? Did you miss the scholarship deadlines, or did you not receive one?

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:07:26 2014 No.6793412
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>>6793227
>he's a engineer
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he boasts for free
>he takes his field very seriously
>he does it because it is the only instance of achievement he will ever have in his life
>he constantly shitposts about his salary
>he ignores posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little dicks he still has to suck
>he will never be a real scientist
>he will never do any math that is beyond baby tier
>he will never actually build anything worthwhile
>he will never know how to build anything besides a motorized dildo to fit up his ass
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:08:29 2014 No.6793414 >>6793406 That's what you get for going to school in Canada

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:09:12 2014 No.6793416 File: 948 KB, 2048x1536, notes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793412 >not being a swag ass engineer

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:14:38 2014 No.6793421 File: 46 KB, 640x480, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793416 >swag

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:14:42 2014 No.6793422 >>6793416 Sausage instability can be stabilized by your mom Nice handwriting though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:17:20 2014 No.6793423 >>6793422 my professor's handwriting

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:34:09 2014 No.6793435 >>6793388 >writing center job pays for half of tuition community college detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:36:22 2014 No.6793436 >>6793412 el em ayy ohh fucking rekt :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:39:04 2014 No.6793439 >>6793416 That's some lovely babby tier E&M you got there. Have fun not even being remotely intelligent enough to be a scientist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:46:48 2014 No.6793445 >>6793439 >grad level fusion course

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:49:28 2014 No.6793447 File: 25 KB, 680x510, carlton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793445 sure anon what ever you say

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:51:47 2014 No.6793449 Where the fuck am I right now? Engineering is being lauded on /sci/? All of you are just homosexuals. Math major here, I can do all of the shit you guys do, tell you why it works, and then do some more.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:55:58 2014 No.6793453 >>6793449 see >>6793412

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:58:48 2014 No.6793454 >>6793449 accurately model for me two phase chocked flow through cracks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 02:59:33 2014 No.6793455 >>6793452 >he isn't taking his university's magnetohydrodynamics course

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:00:23 2014 No.6793456 >>6793454 >asking a mathematician to do a physics problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:01:04 2014 No.6793457 >>6793227 What about Computer Engineers?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:01:47 2014 No.6793460 >>6793252 >the sample size is going beyond anecdotal. that's the sample size of your school. i majored in civil engineering and no one in my classes talked about money or putting down other majors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:01:57 2014 No.6793461 >>6793456 It's an engineering problem and he was so ready to say he can do anything

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:02:35 2014 No.6793462

>>6793412
>he will never be a real scientist
Nonsense, DaVinci was an engineer, you would be a fool to not also consider him a scientist.
>he will never do any math that is beyond baby tier
Really? Because I also majored in physics, and I'm going back to school to get a Ph.D in mathematics.

I probably only need a semester or two to get a bachelors, I've already learned a fair bit of what is required.
>he will never have a girlfriend
I'm engaged, you're a KV.
>he will never have any friends
Projection
>>6793449
So can I, babby.

Sophomore pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:03:06 2014 No.6793464 >>6793278 nigga please. i majored in civil engineering and im working on mechanical and aerospace projects.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:04:21 2014 No.6793465 >>6793462 >b-but anon I just reheated that pasta

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:04:36 2014 No.6793466 Math major here. A "polymath" is someone who has become an expert in many different fields. The key word is "expert". Engineers only know basic calculus and high school physics, and probably don't even know linear algebra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:05:46 2014 No.6793467 >>6793466 >being NEET Yet another dickhead that doesn't know what entineers do but proceeds to talk shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:06:07 2014 No.6793468 File: 106 KB, 350x319, delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793461 >imblying fluid dynamics aren't physics

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:06:36 2014 No.6793471 >>6793466 That's extremely wrong. >major You're an 18-year-old child who thinks he's hot shit for knowing how to integrate. Congrats on doing what I could do at 15 though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:07:59 2014 No.6793472 >>6793467 >look ma i posted it again >>6793471 >imblying engineer's don't think they're hot shit for knowing how to integrate

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:10:04 2014 No.6793473 >>6793472 Freshman kiddies think they're hot shit, half of them will drop out because they can't handle the reality of it all. Come back when you're at least two years into your community college.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:10:28 2014 No.6793474 >>6793472 No engineers are hot shit for building the whole fucking world. Airplanes the electrical grid rocket propulsion farming equipment sewage systems the transportation system I could keep going if you'd like

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:12:22 2014 No.6793475 File: 14 KB, 272x185, project.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793473 >hurr durr community college

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:13:47 2014 No.6793476 >>6793475 I went to the best school for engineering in my country.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:14:46 2014 No.6793478 >>6793461 >doesn't get the joke >>6793454 >takes me seriously This is why you engineers are all gay: you try so hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:16:13 2014 No.6793480 >>6793476 >bragging on an anonymous chinese cartoon board Shit was so cash right John?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:17:19 2014 No.6793481 >>6793478 You sort of have to try hard when you have to do on the spot calculations, and work with materials that could kill you. The real world is scary, you'd know that if you weren't an 18-year-old child who has never experienced the real world

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:19:55 2014 No.6793482 >>6793481 >on the spot calculations with a computer > work with materials that could kill you join the club

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:19:58 2014 No.6793483

>>6793478
Also, I wanted to mention that I did look into your request, and I uncovered a whole bunch of dissertations. I'm unfamiliar with the question, but I'm confident that I can independently come to understand it. The dissertations that I've read so far are pretty straightforward.
Make no mistake, engineers are necessary for the world, as just about every other major is. But you're the epitome of why /sci/ hates engineers.

>>6793481
>he's still trying

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:25:02 2014 No.6793487

>>6793483
/sci/ hates engineers because they go beyond muh beautiful theory and muh beautiful equations to actually create things and get paid more than the autists that just sit around thinking about how beatiful his new theory is without applying to to anything meaningful

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:26:51 2014 No.6793490 >>6793487 You don't know what mathematicians do, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:27:59 2014 No.6793492 >>6793490 My uncles a mathematician he works with statistics all day

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:29:57 2014 No.6793493 >>6793487 >get paid more >MUH SALARY >without applying to to anything meaningful >Faraday's work was useless because it was a physics wank

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:33:38 2014 No.6793495 >>6793492 Never mind, you do know, because your uncle is a mathematician and he works with statistics all day. Do you know how retarded you sound?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:34:45 2014 No.6793496 >>6793495 Differnt guy but how many shekels do you have anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:38:34 2014 No.6793497 >>6793496 >MUH SALARY

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:38:42 2014 No.6793498 >>6793495 He's got a phd in math and a phd in stats and he works with big data

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:38:49 2014 No.6793499 >>6793227 >and are often the most multi-talented individuals. bizarro world? engineers are one-trick ponies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:39:52 2014 No.6793500 >>6793497 >not realizing my use of shekels was a signifying that it was a joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:41:13 2014 No.6793501 >>6793500 >not realizing that I realized that and made a joke of my own

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:42:34 2014 No.6793502

>>6793244
>>need to be talented at mathematics, physics, chemistry, thermodynamics, fluid dynamics, electromagnetism, working with teams, problem solving, practiced safety
so you're pretty much a bad physicist, because they have to be better in every field.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:42:57 2014 No.6793503

>>6793501
>not realizing that I realized that you realized that realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized realized

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:43:37 2014 No.6793504 >>6793503 >implying I didn't

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:44:08 2014 No.6793506 >>6793502 >physicist >problem solving

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:44:44 2014 No.6793507 >>6793504 imblying we're not the same person

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:46:21 2014 No.6793509 >>6793506 >implying various incorrect implications

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:46:35 2014 No.6793510 >>6793506 It's pretty much equivalent. Am I talking to a complete retard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:48:19 2014 No.6793511 >>6793510 It was a shitposting thread from the beginning , just enjoy the ride.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:48:49 2014 No.6793513 >>6793510 No, you're talking to an engine--oh, wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:49:54 2014 No.6793514 >>6793513 Again it's pretty much equivalent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:50:14 2014 No.6793515 >>6793510 Oh I almsot forgot that physicists can solve any problem by making up imaginary particles. Meanwhile in the real world engineers solve real problems

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 03:53:17 2014 No.6793516 >>6793515 and engineers didn't need to take into account relativity when osetting up the first gps satilites

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 04:03:45 2014 No.6793520 >>6793276 aero student. can confirm

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 04:14:28 2014 No.6793523 File: 1.90 MB, 320x200, 1404699092612.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793227 >Polymaths

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 04:18:51 2014 No.6793525 >>6793523 partly french engineer master race reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 04:21:24 2014 No.6793527 File: 88 KB, 540x530, 1406689561630,png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793525 > french > engineer you can't be master race if you're either

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 06:23:27 2014 No.6793596 >>6793244 >need to be talented at X, Y which is closely related to X, subset if X, another subset of X, another subset if X, generic qualities people who have fuck all to say write on résumés and could be applied to literally every degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 06:40:19 2014 No.6793613 >>6793520 I read about this, is it actually true? Is it really not known why airplanes fly? Because I totally know why.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 06:54:54 2014 No.6793622 >>6793596 Nigga u tarded. If only physics in that list is different from mathematics, why wouldn't chemistry through electromagnetism be fields of physics?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:14:37 2014 No.6793630 engineers are just autists who managed to get a degree

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:17:34 2014 No.6793632 >>6793613 >is it actually true? nah, kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:23:11 2014 No.6793639 the word "engineer" comes from latin, and it means "he who applies his ingenuity to create things". So yeah, we're pretty dope

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:30:00 2014 No.6793646

Why is it that engineers have a tendency to believe in hocus pocus stuff?

The amount of engineers I met who believe the most ridiculous irrational bullshit is way to high. It's like they go for engineering on purpose because it's the only STEM that doesn't challenge their bullshit believes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:32:04 2014 No.6793647 Engineering is obviously just physics on easy mode. No-one can dispute this fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:32:56 2014 No.6793648 no love for programmers ;-;

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:36:16 2014 No.6793650 >>6793646 like what stuff? i for one always thought that mathematicians were pretty mystically inclined, on average

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:38:10 2014 No.6793651 >>6793622 Nigga you know what a subset is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:39:42 2014 No.6793653 >>6793647 >implying most physicists can do engineering work go make me a tv if you can, you "scientist"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:46:38 2014 No.6793654 Why is /sci/ so hateful? Apparently all majors are shit, except the one which you're studying. Why do I keep coming here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 07:48:15 2014 No.6793655 >>6793466 You're clueless. Linear algebra is stronger than calculus in my engineering school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:03:37 2014 No.6793661 >>6793651 Yeah, I'm saying if that guy thinks physics is related to maths but independent, that the rest of the things in the list would probably be subsets of physics rather than maths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:05:55 2014 No.6793665 >>6793414 uft is top 10 for medical mcgill is like #25 international

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:13:28 2014 No.6793673 >>6793227 I thought engineers just make stuff and that people who categorize human males by Greek letters aren't exactly considered to be cool or likable, unless you're 12.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:13:50 2014 No.6793675

>>6793227

the engineering students ive come across, (excluding the humble ones from rural/borderline suburban areas) were smug, self righteous, insufferable egotistic pricks.

i would know, i am an engineering student.

i also did a few courses @ comp sci faculty, and let me tell you.......i'd still pick the engineering crowd over the comp sci demographic any day, words cant even describe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:17:55 2014 No.6793681 >>6793675 At my school it's bunch of brodudes who drink beer and go to gym all day. Pretty much the most social people i know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:22:56 2014 No.6793684 >>6793681 >brodudes who drink beer and go to gym all day That sounds horrible, would an hero

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:23:27 2014 No.6793685 >>6793684 nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:33:10 2014 No.6793693 >>6793685 The 80s called, they want their easy social categories back. What is this, Porky's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:49:04 2014 No.6793703 >>6793681 >brodudes who drink beer and go to gym all day 1st years don't count, that's the toe tipping period Also, what tier is your school?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:56:16 2014 No.6793708 File: 92 KB, 600x900, 1390290141443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] engineers always had ego problems that's for sure. that's why they'll never be alpha essentially. the need to flaunt your alpha is so beta

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 08:56:25 2014 No.6793709 90% of engineers are gay engineers

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:00:56 2014 No.6793714 >>6793346 >false sense of superiority >delusional confidence >Meanwhile, I'm bilingual going on trilingual, an excellent writer >I feel sorry for these smug pricks you should feel sorry for yourself. Well you'll sure do it in few years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:03:17 2014 No.6793715 >>6793709 jesus, that means I fucked all the straight ones already. which STEM field should I go for next if I'm a single astrophysics lady?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:10:36 2014 No.6793723 Lel just look how many mathematicians that get into engineering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:25:09 2014 No.6793733 >>6793227 DUDE LEGO LAMO

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:27:06 2014 No.6793736 >>6793723 That's because they get 300k starting

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:34:29 2014 No.6793745 >>6793233 >tfw I know what uni you go to, anon-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:36:06 2014 No.6793747 >>6793745 >you know where I go to school based off of one quote uwotm8

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:39:39 2014 No.6793752 >>6793233 You're a fag; nuff said

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 09:53:56 2014 No.6793772 >>6793745 where's that bitch boy go anon? probably some shit uni

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 10:25:53 2014 No.6793795 >>6793703 idk tier, Im in europe and there are only like 3 relevant uni's in my country. Yes it's one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 10:27:32 2014 No.6793796 >>6793653 >Implying engineers can do plumbing work Go unclog my toilet if you can, you 'engineer'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 10:51:28 2014 No.6793824 >>6793745 where do you think I go to school?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 10:58:21 2014 No.6793829 >>6793363 >nucleus >electrons pick one

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:00:15 2014 No.6793831 >>6793829 what the hell are you on about? i dont see anything about electrons or nuclei on that shirt

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:00:59 2014 No.6793832 >>6793363 >I DPHINT GIVE A FLUX b-b-but it's funny because phi looks a bit like an o if you squint and are blind

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:05:46 2014 No.6793835 >>6793832 anon you seem upset about something

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:09:18 2014 No.6793837 >>6793227 Mathematicians>Physicists>Chemists>Engineers

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:10:26 2014 No.6793838 >>6793837 >being autistic I wonder how you'd be able to jerk off to cartoon porn without that computer that an engineer designed

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:12:09 2014 No.6793839 >>6793829 lel wut

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:16:15 2014 No.6793847 >>6793829 it's a fucking gay shirt but I'm not really sure what you're trying to say

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:21:17 2014 No.6793857 At any social gathering: Her: what do you do? You: I'm a mathematician. Her: That's nice. Excuse me. Her: what do you do? You: I'm an engieneer. Her: Awesome! What are you working on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:21:32 2014 No.6793858 >>6793227 Don't know about everyone else, but I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:22:16 2014 No.6793860 >>6793857 >At any social gathering >Mathematician >Engineer

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:22:39 2014 No.6793861 >>6793857 /thread

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:34:54 2014 No.6793881

At the end of the day, engineering is just an application of what a scientist had discovered years earlier, so in the grand scheme of things they're not really that impressive. Any scientist can be an engineer, most engineers could not be scientists.

Scientists are envious of the salary though, but in the same way engineers are envious of our superior intellect. Dill with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:39:32 2014 No.6793885 >>6793824 Elementary school.

>>	Guy Sun Oct 5 11:39:58 2014 No.6793886 >>6793414 At least he's not from waterloo I am though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:40:35 2014 No.6793887 >>6793838 You seem aggravated you cannot grasp more difficult concepts than simple engineering.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:45:23 2014 No.6793894

>>6793887
>simple engineering
>using a wealth of scientific knowledge to manipulate large, complex systems to do whatever you want them to do for you.
lel I'd like to see your precious theoretical physicists conceptualize and design some of the ingenious shit engineers have come up with. the discovery of radioactivity for example was a novel feat and incredible discovery but all the things that engineers have designed to utilize it is as remarkable if not more

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:51:39 2014 No.6793908 >>6793857 >Her: Awesome! What are you working on? Is this your dream anon? That's pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:52:24 2014 No.6793911 >>6793894 >building things scientists told you to build >ingenious

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:54:22 2014 No.6793913 >>6793911 engineers don't build shit you retard, they design it, because scientists can't

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:55:31 2014 No.6793914

I was a tutor for the physics course for engineers at my uni two times and what I noticed is that engineers are defining themselves as a stereotypical engineer much more than other students. I remember one of them saying something like "Listen, when you are at a party, you must not say that you are an engineer! Especially not to girls!", so in a way he identified his lack of success with girls with him being an engineer. I wish I could have told him that he didn't need to tell anyone that he's an engineer, it was pretty clear on first sight.

Anyway, there were some nice guys among them, and some were super annoying, just like everywhere else. The only thing that was especially aggravating were the guys who seriously thought that the babby physics I taught them was even close to what actual physicists do. I overheard some discussions that made pretty clear that they thought that their essence of math, chemistry and physics was in fact the real thing. Of course that's not everyone, but those were the loudest and most annoying students.

Also, I wouldn't call the typical engineer a polymath. A polymath is somebody who can excel in different fields. The guys I knew were basically average in everything at most. Many of them had severe problems with mathematics. Just no intuition at all.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:58:28 2014 No.6793921

>>6793914
you don't tell chicks at parties you're an engineer because there are a lot of scummy sluts that cling to guys that they think will be successful and make a lot of money and try to get pregnant and have them take care of her for the rest of her life. some skummy shit but it seriously happens

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:59:38 2014 No.6793926 >>6793921 If they're at university their plans are not going to be "find some rich guy and marry him"

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 11:59:43 2014 No.6793927

>>6793913
No. Most scientists have scale models of whatever it is they're working on. You've never been to a lab, have you? Application based scientists are far and above more important then engineers in the grand scheme of things.

Engineers make the big bucks because they can improve efficiency, scale up, and make a product that can be commercially sold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:03:06 2014 No.6793930 >>6793926 Haha you'd be surprised Once a person finds an easy way out, they'd gladly drop out as they do it for the money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:03:13 2014 No.6793931 >>6793921 What he said went in another direction though. Also I don't really think that this is a serious threat to those guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:04:08 2014 No.6793934 There's a reason why everyone here is bashing on engineers

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:08:15 2014 No.6793943

>>6793934
Just jelly of their monies, honestly.

I'm a scientist and I know I'll never make bank like an engineer. At the end of the day though I'm more concerned with pushing the envelope then designing it. If I were an engineer I would be incredibly bored with my job, it's not mentally demanding enough.

Perhaps engineers feel the same way about business people? I mean they sit around pushing paper around all day and make more bank then anyone else...

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:17:19 2014 No.6793956

Freshies should stop bragging about their future currently non-existent salary, lawyers, doctors and a portion of the business crowd are going to be making more money than you. Scientists aren't innocent either and need to stop complaining/insulting the engineers for lack of dedication/intelligence like they have a chip on their shoulder.

Also, at the undergraduate level a successful science student can easily study the contents of an engineering degree and vice versa provided the student actually gives a fuck about what they're learning, there's really no difference in intellect between them. Hell you share classes for at least a year, in my uni at least.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:33:41 2014 No.6793976
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As an engineer I am trying to pursue a double major in mathematics so when people ask me what I study I can just tell them math; that way I am not put in the same box as shitheads like OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:38:01 2014 No.6793984 File: 770 KB, 127x189, aliendance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793320 >best men in the world are engineers >Vladimir Putin >Rick Owens >Christopher Poole >the black guy from death grips how many of these guys are engineers?

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:38:52 2014 No.6793987

>>6793943
Most of the engineers I work with (that are straight out of school) get stuck in some dead end make-work entry-level bullshit which is usually QA. Out of the three I know that do make good money (and do actual engineering), only one went to school and got a degree. The other two learned it in the field.

An engineering degree by itself just isn't enough anymore. Most places looking for designers (in my area at least) want some kind of practical experience in addition to the degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:40:07 2014 No.6793992 >>6793984 >best men in the world are >Christopher Poole Fuck off retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:43:11 2014 No.6793997 >>6793456 that sort of shit does happen

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:50:06 2014 No.6794008
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>>6793992
christopher poole brought people together. people from different countries, different sexual orientation, different social status etc etc and gave us a cool discussion board to post funny pictures on
>christopher poole on the list of most influential people of 2008 by time magazine
>"h-h-he's not that great" -neckbeard posting on his site
okay kid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 12:56:22 2014 No.6794017 >>6794008 >ctrl+v'd futaba and ran it through Google translate >7 years ago /b/ swarmed an internet poll Real human bean there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:00:00 2014 No.6794023 >>6794017 that just shows how influential he is tbh I don't see millions of people voting for you in anything. The CEO of 4chan is more influential than the president

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:00:47 2014 No.6794025 >>6793987 That's not an argument. Every degree requires a level of experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:05:29 2014 No.6794032 >as an engineer You are not a fucking engineer until you have passed the FE/EIT exam. for fucks sake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:07:14 2014 No.6794035 >>6794032 >muh freedom

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:29:43 2014 No.6794087 Lel no, every engineer I've met is a gross autistic bitchboy, but the physics/math guys seem like normal people

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:35:28 2014 No.6794100 >>6794087 idk if it's the same for you but a lot of math people are trying to become teachers that's why they act normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:41:10 2014 No.6794106 >>6794087 weird. I saw it as the opposite. > friend is a physics student > agoraphobic > goes back ways of downtown chicago to avoid crowds > gets robbed

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:44:19 2014 No.6794114 >>6794106 >not being agoraphobic what a fag

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 13:59:40 2014 No.6794139

>>6794032
there are certain titles such as "civil engineer" that you cannot claim until you have a PE. until then, have fun being an engineer-in-training and not having real world experience until you graduate in 2 years.

>>6794087
i knew a couple of those guys everywhere.
there was this one engineering major who was that dude that always raised his hand and rephrased the professors words and constantly asked questions.

my first math class with mostly mathematicians was an intro into proofs class. this person always audibly agreed with the professor whenever he said something, a big loud "mmm hmm" for the class to hear. when this guy didn't do so well on one of his midterms, he was asking around for everyone else's exam and making up excuses why he fucked up.

there was this computer science guy in my history class. he always wore those huge headphones, a tshirt, khaki shorts, and those ugly new balance running shoes. this guy was always asking the professor these dumb questions, sort of like the ones that tried to show how much more he knew but was full of shit. i saw him run in the rain once with his arms down and hands flat and horizontal like a poofter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 14:17:10 2014 No.6794167 >>6794087 Social phobia EE student here. Surprisingly no fedoras in my classes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 14:41:29 2014 No.6794213 >>6793838 I wonder how you'd be able to shitpost on computer that requires knowledge of solid state physics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 14:48:37 2014 No.6794241 >>6794213 Good thing I took moderns phys and QM

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 14:49:23 2014 No.6794242

>>6793482
Nope, no access to a computer 90% of the time. At best I'll have a calculator to speed the process up.
>>6793647
My classes in chemE were much harder than my classes in physics.
>>6793654
We're on a board filled with high school students who are aspiring to become mathematicians and physicists.

They are the ones who post those basic-bitch homework questions.
>>6793708
p sure the engineers in this thread are being more humble than the kiddies wanting to go into a 'pure' field.
>>6793881
This is incorrect.
>>6793914
Freshman don't count, they're always filtered out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 14:51:30 2014 No.6794248 >>6794242 >engineers don't work of scientific discoveries

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 14:53:26 2014 No.6794252

>>6793227

They are polymaths at designing anal circumference enlarging sex toys and finding optimal sex positions for maximum rectal filling.

Other than their propensity for efficient faggotry, there is nothing which elevates the engineer above other plebs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:02:28 2014 No.6794268 >>6794242 What physics classes have you taken?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:10:25 2014 No.6794284 >>6794268 Not him but my nuke courses were harder than the phys courses I took. Mechanics, E&M, modern phys, and QM

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:16:06 2014 No.6794294

>>6794284
>no vibrations or wave
>no thermal&stat physics
>no nuke physics
>no solid state
>no optics
>no relativity
>no materials
>i know physics isn't as hard as engineering cause i took one junior and one senior level class therefore there all the same difficulty

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:17:54 2014 No.6794301 >>6794284 When you say mechanics, do you mean freshman mechanics or analytic mechanics?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:18:56 2014 No.6794304 >>6794139 >mmhmm guy "Look how much I know" guys are bad, but "mmhmm" guys make me fucking explode

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:23:41 2014 No.6794316 >>6794294 >optics in E&M >solid state and relativity in Modern phys >two serperate materials science courses with specialization in radiation damage and ion transport >Nucl engr so I had another two nucl phys courses just not from the phys dept

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:24:43 2014 No.6794318 >>6794316 I don't get why people assume engrs don't know stuff just because the courses they too aren't all within the phys dept

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:26:51 2014 No.6794321 File: 25 KB, 960x489, butthurt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6794284 >>6794316 >being this sloppy

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:27:18 2014 No.6794323

>>6794294
Different guy.
I took all of that, as well as mechanics, thermodynamics and fluid dynamics.

I had to take half of them for engineering, and I had to take organic chem up to my senior year.

That alone made engineering more difficult.

I rarely even work with organic materials, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:29:12 2014 No.6794331 >>6794323 >rarely even work with organic materials >more difficult >not extraneous

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:36:35 2014 No.6794348 >>6794331 What? I don't work with them now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:42:03 2014 No.6794361 >>6794318 Because autism

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:42:15 2014 No.6794362 >>6794348 That's what i meant, organic chem was just tangential at best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:55:16 2014 No.6794385 >>6794321 Good on m8. Doesn't negate the fact that engrs know all the shit you think that only super genius phys majors know

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:55:41 2014 No.6794389 >>6794362 No, the first two years were useful. The last two were only useful for somebody studying pure chemistry/biology.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:56:55 2014 No.6794392 >>6794385 >implying and extrapolating

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:57:46 2014 No.6794396 >>6793240 as a mech eng., i think you are either a bad engineer or just don't have enough curiosity

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 15:59:18 2014 No.6794402 >>6794396 >mech eng >calling other people bad engineers how does it feel to be the niggers of engineering

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:01:10 2014 No.6794409 File: 38 KB, 500x464, 1412195449776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What I don't get is why engineers feel so superior to non-STEMs while struggling with babby calc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:01:48 2014 No.6794410 >>6794402 >niggers of engr >not civils it IE

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:04:46 2014 No.6794420 If you need an egg head for your engineering project you rent one; ample supply of these bloated one trick ponies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:07:54 2014 No.6794429 >>6794402 >german fag >your differentiation of engineering has no meaning here. >had to take classes regarding auronautical/civil/materials eng i think you are a butthurt troll but 6/10 for making me reply

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:14:15 2014 No.6794448 File: 12 KB, 250x250, Shiggy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6794429 >>y-your differentiation of engineering has no meaning here >I-im not bust rustled at a-all >not realizing this is a shit posting thread

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:22:40 2014 No.6794463

I double major in maths and CS.

Engineers and CS people are okay, they're like the plebs of STEM. Physicists are like the plebs of actual maths.

I like maths. The people there are even prettier than in other STEM fields, and it has more girls than in physics or CE. Feelsgoodmang.

>>6793857
fantastic tales

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:24:56 2014 No.6794468 >>6794463 The fact that math has more girls shows how much easier it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:26:27 2014 No.6794471 File: 66 KB, 741x643, muh IQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6794468 You forgot this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:28:08 2014 No.6794473 >>6793930 at any respectable university, the females are just as ambitious as the men they are usually not in the mindset to cash in a lottery. but your view must be from a diploma mill

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:29:30 2014 No.6794477 >>6793976 i respect this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:31:39 2014 No.6794482 >>6793976 Thank Mr.Double major

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:34:32 2014 No.6794489 >>6793857 >Awesome! What are you working on? HAhahaahahaa, das pathetic mane u gon git zero pussy like dat

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:37:33 2014 No.6794496 >>6794473 >there aren't countless numbers of whores that are going to college simply to party. there arent women that go simply to hook up with a soon to be successful bitch boy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:38:35 2014 No.6794500 >>6794294 engineers cover literally all of that shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:41:19 2014 No.6794506 >>6793921 >imblying there aren't any desprete qt bio/biochem majors to fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:46:02 2014 No.6794517 >>6794471 >iq estimated based on SAT scores >estimate iq

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:47:56 2014 No.6794525 >>6794517 buttmad low-IQ engineer detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:50:13 2014 No.6794529 File: 65 KB, 680x545, ainsley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6794517

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:55:08 2014 No.6794540 >>6794525 well my estimated IQ from my SAT is 150+ so not really but shit like that is dumb and means literally shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 16:56:53 2014 No.6794543 >>6794540 Yet you type like you are mentally impaired. Commas, you stupid fuck, use them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:04:05 2014 No.6794558 File: 51 KB, 370x370, 1s96587s.wizardchan.1397708793138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6793278 >Engineering does not foster creativity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:07:46 2014 No.6794565 File: 200 KB, 530x433, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6794558 >wizardchan Hahahaha, typical engineer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:10:38 2014 No.6794569 >>6794565 Hahahahahaha xD

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:11:54 2014 No.6794570 File: 57 KB, 537x720, 1412428426617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6794569 >let's play it off with sarcasm No really, fuck off, omegabitchboy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:14:28 2014 No.6794577 >>6794570 I don't go to wizardchan, that's a red herring you used to distract from the otherwise stupid statement that engineering doesn't foster creativity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:17:05 2014 No.6794580 >>6794577 And what is le epic fedoraman.jpg? A proof? Nice try, my omega friend, but /sci/ isn't wizardchan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:20:30 2014 No.6794585 >>6794577 >Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be a pathetic loser

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:34:08 2014 No.6794611 10/10 best troll thread recently

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:35:27 2014 No.6794615 >>6794611 >/sci/ better shiposting than /s4s/ since 2010

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:38:49 2014 No.6794621 i will admit this was fun though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 17:51:29 2014 No.6794640 >>6793498 >big data shudders

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 18:52:43 2014 No.6794738 >>6794615 Don't speak too soon, /b/rother. The best years of s4s may still have yet to come.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 18:57:38 2014 No.6794746 >>6794640 >Undermining big data Jesus christ. I know retards use it like a buzzword, but the field is REALLY fucking interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 19:16:50 2014 No.6794786 >>6794738 Only if moot doesn't turn this into reddit 2.0

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 19:39:50 2014 No.6794822 >>6793276 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 19:53:04 2014 No.6794843 >Be me. >See first post. >Realise that it is likely to be a bait thread. >About 270 posts on it. God bless /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 19:55:03 2014 No.6794848 >>6793276 >why

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 20:35:02 2014 No.6794930 >>6794746 Mathematics is really fucking interesting. "Big data" is a retarded buzzword and that's coming from someone conducting data analysis right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:03:34 2014 No.6795114 File: 93 KB, 1024x768, Isaac+fighting+Necromorphs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy's an engineer. It suits him, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:04:42 2014 No.6795116 >>6794786 >M. Night Shayamalan smiles behind computer

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:07:57 2014 No.6795130

>>6794930
I don't know what he actually does I just know he does shit with statistics and data analysis for big names and needs special computers to handle it all and the room he works in is like 5-10 degrees warmer than the rest of his house half the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:13:07 2014 No.6795138 File: 48 KB, 746x555, break-in-yo-crib-and-fuck-yo-bitch-nigga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >physics (PhD) and philosophy(logic specifically) double major I'm happy with my choices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:18:56 2014 No.6795146 File: 15 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6795138 >filename

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:21:36 2014 No.6795153 >>6795138 Actually a freshman taking physics, phil, and math. I'm undecided though. Where has that got you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:33:06 2014 No.6795175 >>6795153 >triple major why

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:37:18 2014 No.6795185 >>6795175 physics, phil, and math classes*. I said I'm undecided, they're all gen-eds but things I'm interested in.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:42:15 2014 No.6795192

>>6795175
physics is the obvious choice out of all three.

math is pointless without something to apply it to(double major in some shit) and philosophy is cool especially logic type shit but I think >>6795138 did it to change up his studies a bit. logic major definitely comes in handy for a lot of shit though. he can probably code at like autist lvl 99 just because of the logic major let alone the physics phd.. depending on what he is studying in physics.. you can do a LOT of shit with a degree in physics and that logic degree just added to it because logic degrees is basically all about the logic of WHATEVER you're doing/studying.. i think a degree in logic makes you efficient as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:52:25 2014 No.6795211 I think it's funny watching wanna-be engineers drop out of school/ change majors when the math gets too hard for them. The ones that actually become engineers are pretty useful, not much more than useful though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 22:58:58 2014 No.6795220 >>6795138 Based Tf00t does it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:02:43 2014 No.6795226 >>6795130 Are you even old enough to be browsing 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:04:23 2014 No.6795231 >>6795226 I'm not sure what from that would have you suspecting me of being underage but I'm 23

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:14:45 2014 No.6795247 >>6795231 >i'm not underage , i'm just a newag

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:15:57 2014 No.6795252 >>6795231 Well you have the diction of a 10 year old.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:17:10 2014 No.6795254 >>6795252 i'm not trying to get my anonymous internet conversations published so i'm not overly concerned with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:19:16 2014 No.6795256 The only thing engineers are good for is sucking cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:19:46 2014 No.6795257 >>6795256 You seem to know a lot about sucking cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:23:45 2014 No.6795264 Holy fuck I hate this board

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:30:48 2014 No.6795276 >>6795264 buttmad engineer detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:32:12 2014 No.6795278 >>6795276 I'm actually a physical scientist you trogdolyte.

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:38:52 2014 No.6795284

Fuck you /sci/ I switched from EE to physics because you all told me how great I'd be and this is the worst fucking shit. I studied my ass off for 4 years getting a 3.7 GPA and I am unemployed and neet for 3 years already while my engineering peers all have jobs and makong money. Fuck you all and get your shitty egos out of your ass already

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:41:24 2014 No.6795286 >>6795284 >listening to the collective autism that is /sci/ Jesus Christ what is wrong with yout

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:42:28 2014 No.6795287 >>6795278 >i'm an actual scientist then what are you doing here >>6795284 >taking advice from a chinese cartoon board >imblying anyone is going to believe you > studied my ass off for 4 years and didn't go to gradschool , or bothered to double major

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:49:31 2014 No.6795296 >>6795286 I don't know I was young but fuck. >>6795287 Are you saying I was supposed to go to do a double major AND go to grad school? Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:50:30 2014 No.6795297 >>6795284 If this is true then why didn't you go for a PhD?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:50:50 2014 No.6795299 >>6795296 >double major AND go to grad school It's really not that big of a deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:52:52 2014 No.6795302 >>6793287 Did you graduate at the top of your class in the Navy SEALs too? lol get real faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:53:31 2014 No.6795305 >>6795297 I'd much rather earn money then spend money for another few years on something that I'd most likely fail on. Unfortunalty that meant, to earn money, I needed to spend even more time and money on it and by then I just lost all hope

Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:54:25 2014 No.6795308

>>6795296
Sorry that should be and/or , if you would of gone to gradschool with just physics you would of been fine. Could of suffered through 4-5 years of hell for PhD in condensed matter , and you could of got a fairly decent industry job that at worst would of paid average. Going into the sciences without another major to supplement it and/or getting a masters/phd is stupid. I have a friend who doubles in math and physics in case the worst happens in gradschool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:54:52 2014 No.6795309 >>6795305 I feel like you're lying because most people get paid to receive a PhD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 5 23:56:31 2014 No.6795312 >>6795305 A stipend/fellowship may be anemic , but if they weren't going to pay you to get a PhD then you were a failure from the get go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:28:10 2014 No.6795903 >>6795211 Better than being useless, like you.

Anonymous Mon Oct 6 09:36:51 2014 No.6795909
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>>6793287
>>6793287
>>6793287
You're not good at understanding the phrase "correlation does not imply causation" though. Also, being an 'AP art student', being a piano player, and winning awards for 'writing' is not-

>"just about everything btw"

..if you think this then you need to educate yourself and work on your egotism before calling people 'stupid' because they said something you didn't agree with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 10:34:41 2014 No.6795983 >>6795909 It does foster creativity in that you need to be able to come up with elegant solutions for problems where you often face severe restrictions and limitations

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:54:50 2014 No.6796653 >>6795909 There is no need to be upset.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 17:57:54 2014 No.6796660 >>6795909 rekt. thanks thunderf00t.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:14:41 2014 No.6796703 >>6796653 you're obviously mad because literally nobody says that unless they're mad and are trying to save face which is prett pathetic to do on an anonymous anime board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:20:28 2014 No.6796715 >>6796703 2/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:26:31 2014 No.6796728 >>6796715 see what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:36:40 2014 No.6796749 >>6796728 Please stop acting so jealous, troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 6 18:48:50 2014 No.6796767 >>6796749 you don't have to keep going.

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