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6783949 No.6783949 [Reply] [Original]

Stupid as fuck math/physics puns/pickup lines

Ayy gurll, I'd span your subset

>> No.6783951

I'd plot my vector in your space

>> No.6783973

I'd put my penis in your vagina, because I'm not bringing my work out with me socially and mathematics does not define me as a person. I am a hot-blooded male who needs sum fuck.

>> No.6784019

Il integrate you with my cock, and leave a big ol cream Pi

>> No.6784020

>>6783949
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

>> No.6784023

>>6784020
Am I right????

>> No.6784157

I like ur boobs

Pi

>> No.6784163

Your so tan and sexy, it must be a sin to love you.

>> No.6784184

Newton's Third Law tells us that for every force there is an equal but opposite force, hence rape cannot exist.

>> No.6784186

>>6784184
Thus rape is non existent?
Might want re-evaluate the catch

>> No.6784211

Ay shorty cmere damn ma you lookin good tonight what you readin there, euler? Ay ma come home wit me an I'll show you how to calculate the velocity of a point moving on a rigid body

>> No.6784221

something something NP-hard

>> No.6784225

Ay bae whas ur major? Geology me too ma you remind me of shale cuz I'd love to frack dat ass

>> No.6784234

Ooh damn gurl that ass is phat cmere ma lemme see if my watch slows down when I slap it

>> No.6784240

dat ass so phat it's in the cofinite topology.

>> No.6784242

baby u must be lagrange cause i'm maximized along a boundary if u know what i'm sayin

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>>6784184
>but judge she simultaneously thrust herself onto me