/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.6727850]

You ever heard of the 4chan Theory? It's like in real life, we process time linearly forward.

But outside of our real lives, from what would be a fourth-chan perspective, time wouldn't exist, and from that vantage, could we attain it... we'd see... our image board would look flattened, like a single website with virgin neckbeards in a superposition of every place it ever occupied. Our sentience just cycling through threads in our mothers basement, like mountain dew in a lake.

See, everything outside of 4chan... that's normalfags, normalfags looking down on us. Now, to us, it's a way of life, but to them... it's an anime image board

In real life, where there are no waifus and feet threads, meme's can't grow. Memes can't become. Memes don't change. So Moot created 4chan to grow the memes that reddit would kill, and then they are reposted, but into the same image board, that you've always been born into.

How many times have we had this thread, guys?
Well who knows. When you can't remember your lives before 4chan, you can't change your lives.

And that is the terrible and the secret fate of 4chan
You're trapped, by that nightmare you keep waking up into.

[Anonymous No.6727859]

I love professor bateman's memeology lectures.