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/sci/ Pick up lines Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:07:05 2014 No.6712880 [DELETED]

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>I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:12:14 2014 No.6712889 >Are you a biologist? Because please have sex with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:22:09 2014 No.6712903 >>6712880 Suck my dick you whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:23:07 2014 No.6712904 >>6712880 Niggers tounge my anus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:24:19 2014 No.6712905 Are you an archeologist? I have a large bone for you to examine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:25:29 2014 No.6712907 >>6712889 cant even count how many times this has worked

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:27:49 2014 No.6712909 >>6712907 But zero is a countable number.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:29:20 2014 No.6712911 >Are you shitposting? yes i'm OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:34:09 2014 No.6712914 >>6712880 Baby, you can call me Sir William Herschel because tonight, I'm going to discover Uranus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:36:08 2014 No.6712917 Are you an engineer? Because my cock's already in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 02:38:06 2014 No.6712920 Ayy girl you must be an asymtote to my function cause I need to find and approach your limits

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 03:40:21 2014 No.6712959 >>6712880 Can I analyze your penis? Abstact: What kind of living creatures live in my boyfriend's penis. In an effort to investigate his penis, my findings were..."

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 06:37:07 2014 No.6713086 >>6712959 >pick up line >boyfriend I don't think you know how pick up lines work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 07:19:38 2014 No.6713129 >>6712880 I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber What's your response?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 10:23:59 2014 No.6713340 >>6712880 Are you a chemist? Because I heard you are a professional at synthesizing butanal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 21:51:55 2014 No.6714379 >>6712880 >If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 01:34:58 2014 No.6714657 Ayy gurl, are you a zoologist. 'Cus i need you to check out my snake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 01:40:35 2014 No.6714662 >>6714379 top lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 16:36:52 2014 No.6715503 File: 250 KB, 403x346, stop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you want me to shove a magnet through your coil? because I'm already feeling the spark >mfw I imagined somebody actually saying it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 16:46:23 2014 No.6715522 >>6713129 Will my cat survive?

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 17:05:29 2014 No.6715561

>>6712880
hey baby, what's your sine? mine is equal to the ratio of the side opposite a given angle to the hypotenuse, but only if your angles are right.
>>6713129
"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

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