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6609541 No.6609541 [Reply] [Original]

I like Neil Tyson, but he has gone too far (> pic related),

everyone knows that jupter could not float on water, only pluto (because it's the smallest planet of the universe)

>> No.6609549

>>6609541
>"... so I said you're right, you ignorant redneck, despite your best attempts, you're right. God didn't make you no monkey man. God made a half- monkey-half-man ancestor billions of years ago that evolved into you and your mental superior, the chimpanzee"

Yeah, sometimes I think NDT might just be kind of a demagogue

>> No.6609551

>>6609541

This pic is fake.

Look at the stars behind him, he's not that far away from us.

>> No.6609681

>>6609551
Really?

>> No.6609701

>>6609541
obviously if it's a gas ball 300 times more massive than the sun it would float in a body of water large enough to hold it.

>> No.6610292

>>6609541
but could you float on water on jupiter?

>> No.6611476

>>6610292

You conuldn't float water on Jupiter because the entire planetary surface is made out of hydrogen, while water is made out of two hydrogen an one oxygen, making it three times heavyer.

If anything, Jupiter would flote on the water.

>> No.6611633

>>6611476
*assuming jupiter was covered in water

i suppose it would need to be quite salty, because i sink quite well (I can even run underwater without holding a rock ^^ it's mostly an exercise in aerodynamics)

>> No.6611658

>>6609541
Idiot. Look closely. He clearly states that 'I' would float on water. And he probably would.

>> No.6611697

>>6611658
Does weight scale linearly with gravity..?

>> No.6611744

I just love how everyone ignored that the nigger captioned picture catalog the Sun as another planet, never change /sci/

>> No.6611749

>>6611476
>>6611633
are you saying I could pick up jupiter and put it on my glass of water and it would float?

>> No.6611757

I remember reading a NDT quote and it read "there are over 3 billion atoms in the universe" and I was just like DUHHHH there are over 3 billion atoms on planet earth of course there will be more in the entire universe

sometimes I think I know more about physics than he does

>> No.6611762

>>6611749

Is the glass half empty or half full?

>> No.6611766

>>6611744

>implying stars aren't just planets made of light instead of rocks