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what sort of disease ,allergic reaction ,environmental exposure ,etc. can cause rapid clotting of all the blood in a human body?

>be lab tech
>body comes into morgue with 95% to 99% of blood clotted
>before autopsy is even finished men in suit show up
>NSA badges say they are homeland security
>takes body and all samples.
>erase all computer records and confiscate all physical documentation .
>answer no questions as to why
>hold everyone for 24 hours for observation.
>men in chemical suits disinfect and scrub everything
>final allowed to go home but not given any explanation.

>> No.6562163

That's what happens when you divide by zero.

>> No.6562170

>>6562149
Have you seen that gif where a drop of venom poison makes a cup of blood go completely clotted?

Sorry for the mistakes :/

>> No.6562180

>>6562170
tell me more

>> No.6562188
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6562188

>>6562180
This.

>> No.6562195

>>6562188
That's blood? It always looked like ketchup to me.

>> No.6562197

>>6562195
It's supposed to be blood. That's why snake poison is so dangerous, if that blood were running through your veins you would die almost instantly.

>> No.6562206

>>6562197
but could a bite spread the clotting body wide from head to feet?

>> No.6562220

>>6562149
Proof please. These are some wild assertions and you need to follow it up with some proof so we can believe you.

Remember, anyone can be anything and anyone on the internet.

>> No.6562223

>>6562206
I don't know, because the blood in the cup is static, and the blood in your veins is constantly moving. I suppose it depends on the type and dose of poison.

>> No.6562224

Venom, not poison.

>> No.6562235

>>6562220
don't care if you believe it or not, all the records are destroyed /gone.

>>6562223
ok more specifically what snake found in Pennsylvania or surrounding states can cause blood to have the constancy of jelly ?

>> No.6562245

>>6562235
Just give proof you're a lab tech m8.

Also, who called /x/ over here, I mean... We're not *actually* vampires over there, okay? Just edgy kids pretending.

>> No.6562247

>>6562245
And then we have those same edgy roleplaying kids banned for shitposting blood porn.

>> No.6562250

>>6562245
i'm not ready to be the next Snowden or disappearing, sorry. i'm out of here,bye.

>> No.6562251

>>6562220
Whether or not it's real isn't really relevant to OP's question. For all we know he could be a creative writer trying to write a mystery novel.

>>6562245
>>>/x/14654676

Oh goddamnit.

>> No.6562253 [DELETED] 

There are much easier ways to assassinate someone.

Because of the clotting function it sounds like something was preparing to eat him. Like how spiders spin a web around an insect, inject them with venom that turns their insides to liquid goop, then slowly slurp on the bug using it's exoskeleton as a cup.

I'm pretty sure the only reason the government has "national parks" is because they are reserves for skin walkers.

There is serious shit out there that they don't want everyone to know about, because then people would try to fuck it up.

That's why if dinosaurs still exist they would cover it up.

Some rich jackass would think ground dinosaur or essence of skinwalker is the cure for his erectile dysfunction.

Murdering rare creatures because rich people think it makes their penis better is a pretty common thing.

I'm fortunate my penis operates normally(knock on wood).

>> No.6562255

>>6562250
lol just get out of here you lying faggot, "nsa badges say they are homeland security" at least research some shit about the intelligence community before posting your bullshit here

>> No.6562256

Andromeda Strain.

>> No.6562260

/x/file reporting in for you scientists.

In the event OP is telling the truth, the body was probably in need for further investigation, depending on if it's a murder or not.

If it was a murder, the killer may have used poision, as shown in >>6562188 to clot the blood, maybe a psychopath and in to that sort of thing.

If it was something, we need to go into the paranormal. I've never read of something like this OP, so you'll need to report into /x/ for further details.

The men in suits (for the 'other' option) are indeed monitoring you more closely than usual and will track you down if you reveal any more information as this is now a matter of so called, "national security".

Try to speak with people you trust but NOT colleges, find a group in your local area that deal in the spooky stuff.

>> No.6562261 [DELETED] 

>>6562260

Odds are OPs boss reported this to the NSA.

The spy network is more massive than you would believe.

There's as least one operative in every business.

>> No.6562262

>>6562260
>>6562253
welp, it was an interesting thread while it lasted

>> No.6562264

>>6562260
>/x/file
>That post style
>Colleges
>Random groups of people that deal with spooky stuff knowing anything

I'm not sure where I was going with this. It doesn't matter, OP was obviously role-playing.

>> No.6562265 [DELETED] 

>>6562262

>investigating extremely unusual death
>cadaver and records baleeted by NSA
>refuses to accept there might be a conspiracy

>> No.6562270

OP is just talking about the Andromeda strain

>> No.6562273

>>6562262
>>6562264

>in the event OP is telling the truth

Agents found.

>> No.6562275

>>6562273

>implying the NSA wouldn't just delete this post if it was an issue

>> No.6562276

>>6562275

>implying posts aren't already being deleted

>> No.6562342

>>6562260
Yeah man listen to this genius, AND DON'T TALK TO ANY FUCKING COLLEGES!!!

>BRB, going into paranormal, only a roleplay thread about a 14 year old that can't spell coffin pretending to be a vampire lord can solve this shit.

>> No.6562348

Hello,
I work for the Harvard Medical School. It's a College.

Please, tell me all you know OP. Give me your information and where you are so that I may contact you more about this case. It is best you let me come by. Where are you now OP? I wouldn't worry too much about the body. It sounds like something natural, possibly a snake bite. Are you at your house, OP? Snake bites are pretty common. The NSA were probably there to bring the person to us. They do nice things like that sometimes. They are really excited in our research. Can I come by OP? Please, stay where you are. I'll be there and we can talk this over, you will realize how foolish it was to post it here and we can laugh it off.

>> No.6562352

>>6562348
Get out OP! I traced the IP for this post. IT CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

>> No.6562353

>>6562149
OP, you think you got enough to PCR off of? Like a piece of paper or anything? They couldn't have cleaned all that well. A piece of paper that was in the room might be good.

I might be able to make it worth your while.

Send me a letter with a sample to:
810 Schreider St #1, Frederick, MD 21702

inb4 someone orders me 25 pepperoni pizzas, I would highly advise against that...

>> No.6562359

>>6562353
mmm cheese pizza

>> No.6562360

>>6562353
Hello, I work for the Harvard Medical School.

You wouldn't be able to get any decent PCR reaction going with a single drop of blood. Blood contains potent inhibitors to crucial enzymes necessary for PCR and you would need to purify the DNA to have anything usable anyways. What would you PCR anyways? You don't even know what you are looking for. Even if you did, I assure you we gave the NSA strict instructions about contamination. Everything was to be cleaned, and you can be assumed it was. There should be nothing left.

The army has no need to be concerned with what we are doing.

>> No.6562389

>>6562149
>volatilizing a DHS NDA

Enjoy being in jail