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>mom has trouble understanding speed of light
>didn't know sun's light takes 8min. to reach Earth
>explain
>stars far away could already be dead
>hypothetical alien race could see our past
>"anon, could we travel far from earth and see our past?"
>no, you would need to travel faster than light
>"Is there anyway I can see my dad?"
>her dad passed 11 years ago
>y-you'd....have to travel.....FTL
>dad chimes in
>"if they're already out there looking at us-"
>mom cuts him off
>"who is THEY?"
>Dad responds - hypothetical aliens
>Mom: "so we can't go fast enough so I could see my dad?"
>n...n-no mom....
>;_;

I just wanted to share with you /sci/

>> No.6540195

>>6540189
didn't even bring up FTL warp drive.

0/10 you failed your mother,..

you made your mama cry. I renounce you!

>>/out/

>> No.6540203

>>6540189
>send mirror out into space 99% c
>look into mirror
>daddy's back
tell your mom it'd only cost 5 quadrillion to fund

>> No.6540207

why didnt you bring up worm holes?

>> No.6540214
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6540214

>>6540189
>>n...n-no mom....

As I was reading OPs post, this immediately came to mind.

>> No.6540242

>>6540214
That's not funny. She's a thinking, feeling person who was very offended at the suggestion that she couldn't count all the way to purple.

>> No.6540244

>>6540203
99%c would never catch up ;_;

>> No.6540270

she just wanted to see her dad again...

>> No.6540427

now's the time to break them into posthumanism and mind-uploading, atomic-level simulations. she could see an atomically accurate recreation of her dad. also we'll inevitably break time and be able to go directly back, and if she's uploaded she could live to see that.

>> No.6540584

>>6540427
Well if OP is going to go that route why not just have OP come out of the closet as a total homosex?

>> No.6540707

if she ever managed it; she'd better love looking at the top of his head when he isn't under something

>There you are! I was worried it'd be another rainy day and I couldn't see you
>I wish you would come outside to play every clear sunny day
>You look so happy playing with the animals
>You remind me so much of Anon at your age
>You'd love him dad, he's so smart

>Daddy please look up
>Please
>Don't leave me again
>Stay outside a little longer, it's not dark yet
>I love you

>> No.6540733

dumb bitch