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ITT: Science jokes. Cheesy jokes are also welcome with open arms.
"How many Kelvins are there between the boiling point and the freezing point of the liquid?"
I dunno, but this cloning project is getting out of hand.

Ignore the picture. Didn't have anything related, and I didn't want to use Clipart

>> No.6533698

biology is a science

>> No.6533699

There is money in computer science

>> No.6533701

A math degree will help you get a job

>> No.6533712

I froze a guy at the lowest possible temperature. He said he was 0K
Pretty lame but i cant think of good ones

>> No.6533716

sci is an intellectual board

>> No.6533718

There is no racial intellectual differences

>> No.6533720 [DELETED] 

>>6533697
yes

>> No.6533722

science is a branch of philosophy

>> No.6533727

>>6533701

Similar joke:

Which of these is least like the others:
a) a PhD in organic chemistry
b) a PhD in pure mathematics
c) a PhD in statistics
d) a large pizza

Answer: (b). The others can all feed a family of four.

>> No.6533736
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6533736

Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?

When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.

>> No.6533738

I'd make a chemistry pun but all the good ones argon

>> No.6533757

>>6533696

That picture

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6533758

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."

"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."

"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

>> No.6535583

>>6533698
>>6533699
>>6533701
>>6533716
>>6533718
>>6533722
so much samefagging and fishing

>> No.6535584

>>6535583
this

>> No.6535585

>>6533758
>software engineer:

huh weird, that never happened before with my car. are you sure you didnt do something wrong when you started it?

>> No.6535724

cycloethane

>> No.6535726

>>6535724
cyclomethene

>> No.6536045

>>6533697
What do you do a dead chemist? Barium.

>> No.6536048

>>6536045
What do you call a dead ethologist? Anything you'd like since he can't hear you.

I'm out.

>> No.6536052

>>6536045
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd ebin