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>> No.6512002

Quantum physics is the worst thing to happen to pop science, ever.

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>> No.6512050

>>6512040
I laughed in spite of my rage. Truly there is no need to be upset.

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>> No.6514497

>>6513974
damn I didn't know the expression stop staring at me came from quantum physics

science is crazy dude

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i love this one

>> No.6514525

>>6514515
This is superb.

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I love this epik maymay

>> No.6514587

>>6514008
I have been looking for that pic for like two months.

>> No.6514589

Requesting Nick Tosla

>> No.6514593

Can someone post the richard dawkins quote that sounds completely serious at first but then turns satanic?

>> No.6514598

>>6514515
I love how subtle this one is

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>>6514585
lol

>> No.6514667

>>6514621

This one is pretty true.

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>>6511955
please god keep this alive

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black science guy dropping knowledge

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>> No.6514952

>>6514948
Why would you make him Horus? The fuck man?

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>> No.6515115

>the number of jews who died in the holocaust exceeds the number of particles in the observable universe --Albert Einswine

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>> No.6515121

>>6514003
>QED
lost it there

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>> No.6515126

>>6514621
based chomsky

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>> No.6515210

>>6515144
lost

>> No.6515384

>>6515169

lel

>> No.6515574

>>6515116
Fucking lost

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>> No.6515938

>>6513974
thats michio kaku lol

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>>6515938
'no'

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>>6515978
>Bukkake
Ok, I'm out. I really need to work on a few papers.

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>>6515144

Fuck me. These are just too good

>> No.6516120

>>6515978
in theory

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>> No.6516358

>>6514515
Yes.

>> No.6516364

>>6513974
>alfred einstein
not even that funny but i was laughing for a good 3 minutes straight

>> No.6516378

>>6515130
I like it, recursive

>> No.6516398

>Black Science Guy
always gets me
>Neil Degrasse Tyrone
this is gold too

>> No.6516401

>>6515138
clever

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>> No.6516462

>>6516140
>quantum skellingtons
reported for spooky

>> No.6516483

>>6516313

This one has a point, kind of.

blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2011/07/18/nuclear-fission-confirmed-as-source-of-more-than-half-of-earths-heat/

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>> No.6516502

>>6516140
>quantum skeletons
>Michio Cuckold
my sides

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>>6516398
What about Kneel Der Grass Thaison?

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>> No.6516665

>>6516641
Michio Kaku is my greatest ally.

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>>6511955
>Reichstag university

>> No.6516685

>>6516653
this is eerily absolutely true if you think about it.

>> No.6516713

>>6516653
It's funny because this is basically how he argues.

>> No.6516729

>>6516685
I don't see how its true at all

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>> No.6517490

>>6514003
>TFW you realize Feynman very possibly said this, or something similar to this
He was a horny fuck and a massive troll.

>> No.6517494

>>6514507
Best BSM I've ever seen.

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>>6517520
I unironically believe this about myself.
Might have something to do with my 100% prediction accuracy.

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Real Human Bean...

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oh god i require moar

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>>6517679
Quotes for the quotes throne

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>>6514618
Here's a neater version of it.

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>> No.6517744

>>6517679
Post a selfie. I've always wondered what type of sub-human ape loves these.

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>>6517744
XD

>> No.6517749

>>6517745
That's actually the quality of response I was expecting.

>> No.6517753 [DELETED] 

>>6517749
Get a load of this guy.
You are so buttblasted it's cringeworthy.
Go be autistic somwhere else kid.

>> No.6517765

>>6517753
Says the kid spouting le epig maymays and pulling buzzwords out of their ass.
I've got something you need to read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

Shhh. Your reaction is natural. You were having fun. Then you got criticized so you're feeling insecure. Prove me wrong about being a sub-human ape by NOT doubling down and being a cunt. Or, alternatively, carry on and keep proving me right.

>> No.6517767

>>6517753
/sci/ is only for autistics
>>>/b/ is probably more your speed.

>> No.6517780

>>6517765
Look at him all being serious ahahahahahahahahah
Of course I'll prove you right just as you told me so that you can feel even more realized as the perfect human being whilst fighting against shitposting on some anonymous board on the internet.
Here you go bro, you won!
Congrats :)

>> No.6517796

>>6517765
Is this all you came into this thread to do? Bitch and whine about how sub-human we all are?

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>>6517780

>> No.6517824

>>6517765
Who do you think this angry dude is guys? Richard Dickins, Neil deGrasse Tyrone. Brian ''supreme sucker of'' Cocks or Michio Cuckold?

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>>6516653

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>> No.6519081

>>6517749
>d/dx[2014x]
>shitposting this hard
you two need to gtfo out or post more of these things.

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>> No.6519506

>>6517827
Good one

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Checkmate, Atheists!

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>>6519568
Post first, check later.
Skeet, skeet, skeet!

>> No.6519579

are those unquotes only from here, or can they be found in other webspaces?

Because I want to share some of them but don't want people to know I browse 4chan!

>> No.6519587

>>6519579
Only form here faggot! Now quit being cancer.

>> No.6519626

>>6518617
>produced a very favourable result
that kills me every time.
Every. Time.

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>>6511955

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>> No.6520290

Since here's the science and maths forum, does anyone know if there is more evidence that our universe is discrete or if it is continuous in some sense? Are we "digital" or "analog"? Or is this question still at a philosophical level and still no experiment has been or can be designed?

>> No.6520294

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=youre_not_a_nerd

>> No.6520301

>>6514593
So everything that has came out of his mouth?

>> No.6520335

>>6517682
>common core

>> No.6520345

Are there any chemistry ones? You could make something like this:

>The average piece slice of proccessed cheese has millions of chemicals per mol. Thats why I only eat organic food, which is free of any chemicals or oxydizers.
>Louis Pasteur

>> No.6520352

>>6517871
I think this is a jab at /sci/
I really like this quote though

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>> No.6520479

>>6514613
a cloth bag. Plastic is fairly recent invention.

>> No.6520502

>>6520479

xD

>> No.6520588

>>6519577
Excellent. This is exactly the kind of thing you see on hardcore christians' facebook pages.

>> No.6520957

>>6520290
*science and math forum
I don't care about your nationality, but the board is called science and math.

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>>6514620
>>6516313
>>6516641

>> No.6521245

I love these but I think they should be less obvious and more subtle.

>> No.6522523

>>6521229
heh

>>6521245
Make some then you idiot

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>> No.6523136

>>6522536
the sad thing is, this isn't far from what Kaku usually says these days.

>> No.6524212

>>6523136

You're confusing two different scientists here. We are talking about Mr. Cuckold.

>> No.6524410

>>6524212
I thought that was Dr. Naruto.

>> No.6524455

>>6524212
>>6524410
It's professor Shinichi goddammit

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>> No.6525839

>>6525831
There are more atoms in a big guy than there are big guys in the universe.

>> No.6525843

>>6525831
top lel

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>>6514585
>tv physicist

>> No.6525907

>>6517682
Really really subtle

>> No.6525911

>>6515130
they really look like 2 nerds. Especially godel.

They probably could get away with it because back then the term nerd didn't exist.

>> No.6525912

>>6525907
what the fuck is subtle about that picture

>> No.6525913

>>6525912
the reference to principia mathematica

>> No.6525920

>>6519587
I see.
then I'll upload them on some blog or on reddit and source them to there

>> No.6525921

>>6520345
make it yourself

>> No.6525924

>>6525912
he's saying its not

>> No.6525939

>>6525920
thx for making this an epic meme bro xD

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>>6516559

>> No.6526016

>>6525913
Good I'm not the only one who caught that

>> No.6526020

>>6512040
gotta love Planck.
Sturdy, christian, religious and over-the-top successful scientist.

I don't know how our theology fucked up so badly that the only religious physicists are jews.

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>> No.6526446

>>6514593
>>6520301
badum-tsch!

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>>6514641
>There would be a black hole in a black hole

>> No.6526453

>>6514678
Wouldn't shock me if he had said it.

>>6514679
>Going to plebbit
>Having plebbit images on your computer
>Being from plebbit
Kill yourself.

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>>6525921
I was on my phone, though here is another one to make up for it

>>6525947
Thanks!

>> No.6528900

>>6515138
my sides are normally distributed across the room

>> No.6530287

>>6514008
Didn't he actually say something similar to this?

>> No.6530327

>>6512544

I love how that's a picture of Morgan Freemen instead of Neil Degrasse Tyson

>> No.6530335

>>6527737
Well... this it true.

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>> No.6530865

>>6530432
Who said that? Alfred Einstein?

>> No.6530872

>>6530865
No, Adolf Einstein.

>> No.6531121

>>6530287
He said something along the lines of "People who think they understand quantum mechanics don't understand it. I don't understand it. Nobody does."

>> No.6531262

>>6530335
Do you realize who Pierre Curie is?

>> No.6531481

>>6512544
top kek

>> No.6532260

>>6517690
So which one is it?

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>> No.6532499

>>6517490
True, but I think he also would have managed to spell "crammed" correctly.

>> No.6532511

Where's the one from Neil "Smoke" DeGrasse Tyson?

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>> No.6533793

>>6526024
>He actually said this
I like it

>> No.6533814

>>6526020
His grandparents were both theologists, he was probably taught actual theology and not crazy protestant ramblings

>> No.6533817

>>6533793
I wish these were actually like that instead of the anti-intellectual swill they are.

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>> No.6533878

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSHNyppwS5w

Neil "DeGrass" Tyson

>> No.6533908

>>6533846
This is a genuine quote and a genuine source.

>> No.6534166

>>6515169
Could someone find a source for this?

>> No.6534173

>>6516442
Is it the same material christfags use to counter evolutionists?

>> No.6534720

>>6516483
fission != fusion