todays bio lecture

[ryan No.6465760]

>be me
>be 19 years old skinnyfat asian with glasses
>be in bio lecture
>sitting alone because i have no friends
>just trying not to fall asleep because internet
>proffessor is mumbling something about plants
>i pick my head up
>learning bout onions
>onions are my favorite
>apparently they have layers
>profesor says he will demonstrate to the class
>kid raises his hand
>says he is allergic
>suddenly a sweet smell fills the room
>my eyes fill with tears
>the door at the back of the lecture hall explodes
>multiple kids impaled, shards of wood sticking out of them
>i realize the smell is onions
>”Ehh, somebody say alegric to onions?”
>Shrek bursts through the door
>picks up offending kid
>he literally shits himself from fear
>shrek takes a watermelon sized onion out of his shirt
>tears opens the kids jaws and forces the onion into his throat
>throws his useless body onto the ground
>shrek turns around
>looks right at me
>”it’s time laddeh”
>i know what I must do
>i turn around and ready myself to accept my god
>my eyes fill with tears as his 11’ ogre cock enters my virgin rectum
>not tears of sadness
>tears of joy
>shrek roared as he filled my intestines with sour cum and onion sauce
>I collapsed onto the floor
>exhausted but euphoric
>”its ogre mah boy”
>i turned around but he was already gone
>more tears come now
>tears of sadness, but also happiness that I was able to please shrek
>Shrek is love, shrek is life.

[Anonymous No.6465768]

Steil

[Anonymous No.6465771]

>>6465760

... Ok then...