I'm bored. /sci/ humor thread?

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Anonymous Fri Mar 28 01:19:11 2014 No.6443371 [DELETED]

I'm bored. /sci/ humor thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 01:33:10 2014 No.6443382 File: 176 KB, 1867x1467, sci loves engineers 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 01:43:39 2014 No.6443391 File: 258 KB, 1920x2318, sci loves engineers 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 02:41:00 2014 No.6443444 >>6443371 >/sci/ humor Okay here are a few jokes: >Man-made climate change is real >Vaccines are good for you >0.999... = 1 >GM foods are generally safe for consumption and benefit the world >Einstein was an excellent scientist

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 02:46:00 2014 No.6443451 >>6443444 Trips are truth. Thread over before it began.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 03:15:37 2014 No.6443470 File: 1.30 MB, 691x864, smileyfaceguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <div class="math">\int e^\chi = F[u^n]</div>

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 03:32:09 2014 No.6443479 >>6443382 >>6443391 I see a pattern emerging.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 03:42:09 2014 No.6443488 File: 50 KB, 520x347, 1392825512936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 03:49:09 2014 No.6443493 >>6443479 I was considering posting more of them, but deemed it not worth the effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 03:51:09 2014 No.6443495 >>6443444 epic post bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 04:12:45 2014 No.6443516 >>6443488 every argument amongst scientists ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:00:15 2014 No.6443543 >>6443516 the guns are a metaphor

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:24:15 2014 No.6443552 File: 11 KB, 181x250, Schroedinger.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:25:15 2014 No.6443553 File: 11 KB, 197x255, hydro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:30:45 2014 No.6443557 >>6443552 WHY DO I FIND THIS FUNNY? WHY?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:40:46 2014 No.6443564 >>6443552 Man these jokes are so lame

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:42:46 2014 No.6443566 >>6443557 because you should stick to reddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:43:46 2014 No.6443567 >>6443444 >implying einstein wasn't haha what do you study psychology or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:45:16 2014 No.6443569 >>6443444 too bad you fucked it up with 0.999... = 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:57:27 2014 No.6443575 >>6443444 You forgot to tell us that your IQ is 150.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 05:58:26 2014 No.6443576 >>6443557 Because you're 15.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 08:50:43 2014 No.6443748 File: 109 KB, 640x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443444

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 12:57:12 2014 No.6444128 File: 85 KB, 540x786, 1389645965601.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 13:00:12 2014 No.6444133 >>6444128 >I got doom to run on this thing >with a fucking screwdriver

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 13:15:21 2014 No.6444169 >>6444133 when I was a first semester computer scientist I was wondering the same thing now that I'm close to graduating I find it funny because I understand it.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 13:46:07 2014 No.6444242 File: 106 KB, 630x496, heisenberg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 13:52:37 2014 No.6444258 >>6444242 wrong thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 13:57:07 2014 No.6444272 File: 98 KB, 652x411, base.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 14:02:07 2014 No.6444285 File: 160 KB, 700x450, sin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6444258

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 14:35:06 2014 No.6444366 File: 171 KB, 1239x1324, 1392941842845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 16:39:29 2014 No.6444559 File: 80 KB, 1264x471, 1392918827975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 17:07:59 2014 No.6444605 >>6443554 So now that you've dumped those, please never post again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 17:22:29 2014 No.6444634 >>6443444 completely agree with all those points but I fail to see the humor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 17:26:30 2014 No.6444641 >>6444169 >now that I'm close to graduating I find it funny because I understand it. What? Its understandable in seconds, how the fuck did it take you the length of a degree to understand it? And even then its not funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 17:46:07 2014 No.6444672 File: 144 KB, 833x1024, Wernher von Braun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wernher von Braun He shot for the Moon But sometimes hit London

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 17:53:06 2014 No.6444679 >>6443555 The kicking into philosophy class is a joke right? Because philosophy is a joke stay the fuck out of physics with your horseshit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 18:04:06 2014 No.6444696 File: 157 KB, 830x949, hyperworld.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 18:46:36 2014 No.6444755 File: 4 KB, 593x461, philomath.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6444679 Must suck to be you.

>>	BioMed !!1JEgcrDzIzk Fri Mar 28 19:10:36 2014 No.6444797 File: 11 KB, 200x182, 1316873720769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443444

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 19:12:06 2014 No.6444802 >Math major >300k starting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 19:17:06 2014 No.6444815 >>6444559 >doing twice the work for half the pay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 19:20:36 2014 No.6444818 >>6444755 philosophy uber alles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 19:20:36 2014 No.6444819 >>6444128 What kind of shitty program doesn't teach you how common hardware functions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 19:21:06 2014 No.6444825 >>6443575 also 300k starting and triple integrals

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 21:40:35 2014 No.6445181 >>6444819 >alien architecture >common hardware

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 28 22:34:07 2014 No.6445269 File: 309 KB, 979x1006, amusing_aside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:15:12 2014 No.6445586 File: 32 KB, 500x500, 1374427237732[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443552 >filename: Schroedinger >spelled Schrödinger in the pic

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:17:12 2014 No.6445588 >>6443553 >objectifying women

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 02:31:42 2014 No.6445604 File: 132 KB, 999x614, 1392901188496.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6445586 >that pic Reminds me of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 03:00:11 2014 No.6445638 >>6445588 Who ever said anything about women its about hydrogen and oxygen you sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:34:26 2014 No.6445830 >>6445586 Schrödinger is the right spelling. (austrian guy, so german name) But I guess some lame dudes don't use UTF-8 on their computer, and the closest thing to the sound "ö" in their language is "oe". That's all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:38:56 2014 No.6445836 >>6445604 those were the times

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 07:58:26 2014 No.6445849 File: 65 KB, 599x653, 1396040598986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6444679 Philosophers are euphoric about their "cannot know nuthin" arguments therefore they need a special containment place called "philosophy 101".

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 08:24:26 2014 No.6445864

No pics, but I do have a joke...

Werner Heisenberg is on his way to give a lecture. Noticing he's running a little late, he steps on the gas. An officer notices, and pulls him over. The cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No. But I know where I am!"

(i'll show myself out)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 08:46:12 2014 No.6445884 >>6444641 >And even then its not funny. then you don't get it :)

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 09:34:43 2014 No.6445952

>>6445830

doesn't that bother you guys that the germans invaded austria and completely annihilated the natives? people, language, culture; all gone. there isn't a single native austrian left on the face of the planet. I guess the same thing will eventually happen to the native americans and the native australians. white people are like cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 09:59:13 2014 No.6445979 >>6445952 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 10:22:43 2014 No.6446006 >>6444272 not only is it hopelessly retarded, but it completely ignores the fact that you need a volumetric ratio of 1:1 to neutralize NaOH with HCl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 12:12:43 2014 No.6446177 >>6444679 Math is just applied philosophy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 12:14:43 2014 No.6446180 >>6445586 oe is the correct way to write ö when an umlaut is unavailable. same with ae/ä and ue/ü

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 12:18:43 2014 No.6446187 >>6446180 why do germans have a beta on their keyboard ßßßßßßßßß

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 12:22:43 2014 No.6446199 >>6446187 it's SS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 12:23:43 2014 No.6446201 >>6446199 you fucking nazi gtfo we know what the SS did to the jews

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 12:39:13 2014 No.6446230 File: 162 KB, 675x900, 1291511037476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6446187 >>6446199 >>6446201

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 13:04:43 2014 No.6446270 >>6446230 >Lubin Oh god what the shit I live here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 13:06:43 2014 No.6446272 >>6446199 >>>/fit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 13:20:28 2014 No.6446296 File: 26 KB, 232x298, 116635217321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6446199 >>6446201

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 13:24:58 2014 No.6446306 >>6444272 that wouldn't work, idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 14:07:58 2014 No.6446385 File: 3 KB, 153x153, ß.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6446199

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 14:13:28 2014 No.6446389 Diamond is the hardest metal

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 14:14:58 2014 No.6446391 >>6446385 SPION!

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 14:52:28 2014 No.6446468 >>6443479 that meme was forced so hard and I cannot believe it is still around

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 14:55:06 2014 No.6446473 >>6444201 >maybe if I average my answers and take the square root smbc the #1 webcomic of all time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 15:15:06 2014 No.6446501 >>6443554 my cousin wears this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 15:19:06 2014 No.6446508 >>6443382 >>6443391 Forced meme general?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 16:05:21 2014 No.6446585 >>6444696 LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 16:45:20 2014 No.6446645 >>6446508 buttmad engineer detected

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 17:51:01 2014 No.6446843 File: 46 KB, 319x316, 1343454693212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6446818 >OR is denoted by an inverted, baseless, isosceles triangle (V)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 18:33:10 2014 No.6446950 >>6446814 >F - Not funny teacher confirmed for humorless asshat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 18:38:10 2014 No.6446962 >>6446827 There's also this: http://www.intercaloninterstates.org/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 19:09:08 2014 No.6446997 All right, guys, let's start the humor thread!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 19:11:37 2014 No.6447000 >>6446997 You first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 19:17:12 2014 No.6447011 >>6444128 The computer scientist looks like Larry David.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:04:00 2014 No.6447208 >>6447011 >Larry David >negroid 2/10

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:15:00 2014 No.6447229
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>>6446389
Pretty sure super dense metallic hydrogen is. Dont know if they have ever made any though. I think maybe inside of fullerenes. Density is just 13 tonnes per cc. God created it just to tease rocket scientists. :3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:20:30 2014 No.6447241 >>6447208 >/sci/ >negroid 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:21:00 2014 No.6447245 actunaliyi the ajhardes t mnetal is mnanworar death to false metal Like Si

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 21:22:00 2014 No.6447247 File: 1.34 MB, 1366x768, just no nomads.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you remember sage-boy? That autist that will jump in a discussion that involves consciousness and the like and ruin everything? It was awfully funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 22:27:31 2014 No.6447373 >>6446199 technically it's ſz called ess-zett (ess-zed, s-z)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 22:45:25 2014 No.6447397 A tachyon walks into a bar.

Anonymous Sat Mar 29 22:54:13 2014 No.6447417

>>6446962
(if it's still down: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:www.intercaloninterstates.org )
>Rails are so 19th century
That made me think of something.
http://www.astrodigital.org/space/stshorse.html
(Funny, I remember the story starting by the space shuffle, then the boosters, then the tunnels, then the rails. It wasn't in English, maybe the translator changed that.)
>Space shuffle is so a few negative centuries

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 23:37:16 2014 No.6447502 >>6447247 did he have shitty green drawings to go with his posts? I've seen some faggot spamming "sages" on a few other boards

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 23:48:46 2014 No.6447532 >>6447512 >>6447518 These are great, I wish they made textbooks this entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 23:56:46 2014 No.6447551 >>6443444 Le edgy conservative

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:52:46 2014 No.6447641 my physics professor was on Manswers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:07:46 2014 No.6447670 >>6445884 I don't get it. Can you explain it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 04:00:17 2014 No.6447881 >>6446827 >compliant with the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me You Don't Want It, Baby" protocol

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 04:02:17 2014 No.6447884 >>6447417 I think nearlyfreespeech doesn't actually host any working websites

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 06:50:11 2014 No.6447992 >>6447532 I think it's not that great to admit in an exercise book "it seems impossible to invent it". http://www.mathpropress.com/stan/bibliography/quintic.pdf

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:44:56 2014 No.6448989 >>6443444 I like how you blended the correct thing with incorrect things; good job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:51:56 2014 No.6448999 >>6443382 >>6443391 Oh fuck, why is this so funny to me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:52:56 2014 No.6449002 >>6445269 why the fuck are technicians on there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:54:26 2014 No.6449009 >>6448386 This comic is sarcastic right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:14:26 2014 No.6449054 >>6444201 fuck this kills me ery time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:17:26 2014 No.6449060 >>6449002 probably made by a technician

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:44:56 2014 No.6449123 >>6449009 Take a look at the bottom left corner of the pic and figure it out

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:48:56 2014 No.6449134 >>6449009 im not entirely sure which view the comic is pushing actually.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:44:56 2014 No.6449918

>>6444128
I've actually witnessed something similar happen. Lots of dumbfuck "mathematically oriented" engineers and comms faggots and people who struggle with if statements and loops... then there was one guy who realised you could run the thing with linux, install build-utils and then compile doom.

Fucking blackfins.

And fucking mathematicians....

But mostly fucking blackfins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:55:56 2014 No.6449955 >>6447229 Metallic hydrogen is a liquid.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:11:44 2014 No.6450944

>>6446468
>Forced so hard

When I *started* visiting /sci/, back in 200X, it was already a joke that engineers were faggots. People would thank you for your insightful answer by going "Thanks, dropping engineers in return" and then posting stacked men in hard hats and no clothes. This idea that it's some meme that's started going around five weeks ago is weird to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:29:02 2014 No.6450977 >>6450944 >a joke Why was it never funny then? Or is it some autism humor that I never grasped? Or maybe it would be funny if I was secretly jelous and/or hated engineering for some reason? I'm in medicine before you ask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:33:02 2014 No.6450981 >>6449790 Not all of the elephants would die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:35:32 2014 No.6450983 >>6449002 better yet, what the fuck qualifies as a technician? is a janitor a technician? is the burrito man a technician?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:58:02 2014 No.6451024 >>6450977 It's funny because it's an in-joke. It's an in-joke because all of /sci/ wants the cock but cock isn't board related but ah! Engineers are, so I'll just post naked men in hard hats.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:00:32 2014 No.6451027

>>6450983
I think technician is stand-in for non-scientific personnel. Secretaries, janitors, electricians, everybody you desperately need because without them, nothing would work.

Protip: No matter where you work, get in good with the support staff. It pays heavy dividends.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:14:02 2014 No.6451045

>>6447992
Some mathematical solutions can't be arrived at using any one general methodology. Mathematicians sometimes have to get creative leaving students with no alternative than to simply memorize specific cases.

Stating that this is one such case makes sure that the student isn't under the mistaken impression that there is some simple way of arriving at the answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:22:27 2014 No.6451054 >>6444201 >Do again for a universe where ħ=ε0 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 13:08:16 2014 No.6451157 >>6445588 >ionising men

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 13:13:16 2014 No.6451174 File: 51 KB, 504x586, 20100703.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6451024 >gay engineers >in-joke

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:10:01 2014 No.6451855

>>6451045
>Some mathematical solutions can't be arrived at using any one general methodology.
yes

>simply memorize specific cases.
>factorization of quintic
no

If they want to use fancy tricks, at least I'll ask them to do that for interesting/meaningful exercises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 03:28:33 2014 No.6452841 >>6450981 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 03:56:33 2014 No.6452859 File: 92 KB, 1000x667, SCIENCE1390388685654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >science

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 04:04:35 2014 No.6452860 File: 722 KB, 1543x2128, feynman-300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6444559 literally died

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 04:15:03 2014 No.6452865 >>6444559 I still don't get why /sci/ hates biologists.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 04:30:53 2014 No.6452884

>>6452865
Biology is messy, so a lot of things can screw up your results. It also takes a long time to get results.

There are so many opportunities for fuck-ups that incorrect results are common.

Biologists need to check their work often, and they need to reproduce their results thousands of times, and often they don't.

[REDACTED] is the most common word seen in biology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 05:40:53 2014 No.6452940 >>6452859 LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 01:45:53 2014 No.6454796 File: 43 KB, 500x375, 1392966765286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 01:48:53 2014 No.6454801 >>6452865 Because physics and math are greater than biology. Of course biology is just as necessary a science as physics, but, being a physicist, I can't help but turn up my nose at biologists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 05:58:49 2014 No.6455090 >>6450983 >>6451027 A technician is someone who does not have a PhD, is not an undergrad, but runs experiments and prepares reagents and generally works at the bench.

Anonymous Wed Apr 2 06:03:19 2014 No.6455097

>>6452884
Biology is also such that the complexity is subtle. Unless you know a lot of it, it's hard to see what's so difficult just from studying it.

When you begin to actually do experiments and research, you start to run into the difficult problems, but physicists (the top suspect for "sticking their nose into other people's business") don't often know this and assume it is easy because it looks easy.

Such physicists often make fools of themselves to audiences of biologists, when they present talks on hilariously misinformed "research" they've done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 06:35:37 2014 No.6455110 >>6444696 First time I've lol'd out loud out loud on 4chan all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 07:23:23 2014 No.6455129 >>6455090 this actually sound like a better job than what an actual scientist does

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 18:43:11 2014 No.6456165 >>6452859 Science Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:08:06 2014 No.6456659 File: 36 KB, 500x248, Stupid Jimmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443371 I don't know why I found the pictures in the section on development in my psych textbook so funny. This one isn't from mine, however.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:23:13 2014 No.6456708 >>6443371 Fyi. Basidiomycetes don't reproduce asexually all the time. Joke is still funny though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:25:42 2014 No.6456712 >>6443444 Good ones, lol'd hard at both sides of each argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:34:42 2014 No.6456746 File: 12 KB, 308x163, laughlion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456659 Oh god that kids face

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 22:59:42 2014 No.6456798 >>6445864 Lame joke but I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 23:05:12 2014 No.6456812 >>6454801 I wouldn't, biologists are cute, just let them do their thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 23:10:12 2014 No.6456822 >>6456708 Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 23:15:42 2014 No.6456836 >>6455129 It does sound like a more fun job than what a scientist does... So, >>6455090 has to be a romanticized description.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 23:28:23 2014 No.6456856 File: 107 KB, 450x364, baby motor neurons.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456746 This one also really got me for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 16:08:25 2014 No.6457836 >>6452859 Dat science

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 16:29:55 2014 No.6457902 File: 48 KB, 660x454, 1395680211480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6452865 It's a poor man's science, I can admit that as a biologist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 16:53:55 2014 No.6457957 >>6452865 It's mostly a joke, the dislike is minor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:08:55 2014 No.6457993 >>6452865 >be biochem major >4 semesters straight talking about DNA You just get tired of this shit mang. At least there is bioinorganic chem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:25:25 2014 No.6458023 >>6457957 it's because biologists get laid during college, unlike physicists or mathematicians

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:26:25 2014 No.6458027 >>6457993 I'm human bio with a biochem minor and I know this feel, I don't even remember macroscale biology anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:32:26 2014 No.6458030 I once saw here on /sci/ a pic from some children's book that tried to explain why black people are faster than whites basically "cause they're niggers and they regularly run away from lions". It was hilarious, could anyone post it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:39:55 2014 No.6458037 File: 37 KB, 426x438, 1369551254376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6452860 sorry your dead, man RIP anon he was a fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:59:25 2014 No.6458064 File: 44 KB, 576x713, 1385400526073.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 18:03:48 2014 No.6458070 File: 24 KB, 1166x342, 1380335094237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 18:54:48 2014 No.6458150 File: 14 KB, 125x151, 1374887111433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443470

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:48:37 2014 No.6458200 >>6447512 >>6447992 >>6451855 i've heard it is impossible to factor polynomials of degree 5 and higher?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:55:07 2014 No.6458216 >>6458200 >impossible to factor lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:58:38 2014 No.6458220 >>6448904 >mercedes benzene Wouldn't that actually be mercedes phenyl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 20:29:39 2014 No.6458261 >>6458216 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeRXVL6qPk4 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abel–Ruffini_theorem fucking faggot

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 23:03:09 2014 No.6458531

>>6458261
Not him, but there is a difference between "is impossible to factor polynomials of degree 5 and higher" and " there is no general algebraic solution to polynomial equations of degree five or higher." For instance, x^5 = 0 is a polynomial equation of degree 5 and it is trivial to solve.

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 23:10:39 2014 No.6458548

>>6458261
>>6458531
The fundamental theorem of algebra states that all polynomials of whatever degree can be factored. The Abel-Ruffini theorem states that there is no finite formula involving only basic operations and roots that will give a root of a general polynomial of degree greater than 4.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 00:03:18 2014 No.6458603 Isn't it funny that engineers work so hard to eliminate distortion in amplifiers but musicians deliberately add it back in because they think notes with harmonics sounds better then pure notes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 03:26:18 2014 No.6458906 File: 105 KB, 742x640, apothem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made this one just for you,/sci/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 03:27:48 2014 No.6458909 >>6458603 Musicians, especially rockers, add distortion. Not harmonics. Harmonics do sound better, we had them with millenniums old instruments, and physicists calculate them for the lulz. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrating_string

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 11:23:09 2014 No.6459285
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>>6458909
Yes, and no. When you distort a pure tone, a sine wave, you create harmonics. Musicians also add "white noise" which really should be called "white sound" because noise, by definition, is unwanted. But that is not distortion.

The vibrato effect, on the other hand, is modulation, not distortion. I'm not sure what to call the technique Abba used, overdubbing at slightly different speed. But I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 11:40:08 2014 No.6459303 >>6458023 >it's because biologists get laid during college this is not true, i feel sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 13:37:07 2014 No.6459461 File: 33 KB, 640x196, Dilbert Vulcan grip.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A pat on the back for this humor thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 15:01:42 2014 No.6459580 >>6459285 >I'm not sure what to call the technique Abba used, overdubbing at slightly different speed Not sure what song you're referring to since I'm not sure I've heard much of Abba but that could maybe either be chorus or flange

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 15:09:17 2014 No.6459589 >>6458909 >what is harmonic distortion distortion, of the kind from cranking up an amp, adds harmonics there is also intermodulation distortion, which adds tones that are not nice harmonic ratios of the original tone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 17:06:03 2014 No.6459793 >>6459589 I forgot about inter modulation distortion, third order intercepts, dynamic range and such. I never really thought of them much for audio. I just assumed IMD is a radio thing. Thanks for pointing that out.

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 17:15:02 2014 No.6459810

>>6459580
On all their songs, Abba would overdub the track with itself, varying the speed of tape playback by hand to keep them mostly in sync but different enough to create a bright reverb somewhat unlike what you would get with electronic reverb. I don't know what they did for live concerts. Maybe they used adjustable dual analog delays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 19:32:45 2014 No.6460048 File: 50 KB, 640x199, Dilbert Ascendent.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry I distorted this thread with talk about distortion harmonics so I'm attempting to bring it back into harmony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 19:50:37 2014 No.6460066 >>6459810 that's flanger

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 00:21:46 2014 No.6460547 File: 44 KB, 720x345, 1376659871025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] willian dheyivun

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 00:26:45 2014 No.6460561 File: 55 KB, 640x427, 1376659976958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460547 woksf ordianances

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 01:14:15 2014 No.6460610 >>6444366 I love you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 02:02:45 2014 No.6460659 >>6444672 And nobody of importance was harmed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 02:24:45 2014 No.6460693 >>6455110 You laughed out loud all day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 03:45:15 2014 No.6460798 >>6444672 you too may be a big hero... when you've learned to count backwards to zero...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 03:47:15 2014 No.6460800 Does anyone have that /sci/ explanation of how ice cream is made?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 04:49:10 2014 No.6460849 File: 303 KB, 1394x1304, quantumicecream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460800 Is this the one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:34:07 2014 No.6461022 >>6450981 Yes they would, you got tricked by the picture but the text clearly says that we laid them end to end INTO space, and I don't know any elephant that would survive in space.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 09:38:07 2014 No.6461026 >>6460849 Yes, thank you very much anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 11:31:06 2014 No.6461174 >>6452865 It doesn't, not terribly so anyways. It's just like the 'hate' we have for engineering, computer science, etc. It's all just friendly (or sometimes slightly less-than-friendly) joshing between disciplines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 14:30:14 2014 No.6461479 >>6443543 your mom is a metawhore

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 15:15:56 2014 No.6461541 File: 96 KB, 550x462, 1396725340011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 16:39:25 2014 No.6461642 >>6461541 that is a small woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 16:59:02 2014 No.6461679 File: 1.08 MB, 480x270, chinese cartoon kissu kawaii.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456812 Aw, I like you

Anonymous Sun Apr 6 00:06:57 2014 No.6462209

I remember a decent physics joke I heard a while ago.

Two physicists are wandering around on a mountain, completely lost. After walking for hours, one of the physicists turns to the other and says "Hey, I know where we are!". So the second one asks where. The first physicist says "You see that mountain top off in the distance? We're approximately there."

Anonymous Sun Apr 6 00:21:55 2014 No.6462228

Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it'll only work for spherical cows in a vacuum".

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 01:00:25 2014 No.6462261 >>6446006 >implying they were the same concentration >>6446306 /sci doesn't even know how the simplest A/B chemistry works

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 01:17:25 2014 No.6462277 >>6458200 What about <span class="math">(a_1x-b_1)(a_2x-b_2)\cdot\cdot\cdot (a_nx-b_n)[/spoiler]? Checkmate, retards!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 01:53:17 2014 No.6462299 >>6462277 <div class="math">= \sum _{ k=0} ^{n} \left( \sum _{S \subseteq \{1, \cdots ,n\} : #S=k } \prod _{ i\in S} \prod _{j \notin S} a_i b_j \right) x^k</div> haha silly atheist, I just unfactored it feel the wrath of my God

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:19:47 2014 No.6462318 >>6462228 as a physicist, I laughed way to hard at this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 02:26:47 2014 No.6462329 >>6462228 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 05:03:47 2014 No.6462480 >>6462299 nice jsmath error nice doubles too

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 05:13:47 2014 No.6462497 >>6458220 Phenyl mercedes or mercedes benzene both work lrn 2 nomenclature fgt

Anonymous Sun Apr 6 11:05:42 2014 No.6462822

>>6458200
You're thinking of the fact that the roots of polynomials of degree 5 or higher lack a general algebraic solution (such as the quadratic formula for degree 2)

In the Complex numbers C every polynomial can be broken down into a product of linear factors with coefficients in C. This is the property of being algebraically closed.

In the real numbers every polynomial that cannot be factored (into polynomials with coefficients in the real numbers) has at most degree 2. This can be seen from the conjugate root theorem.

In the rationals the degree of an irreducible polynomial can be arbitrarily large, and you can construct them using Eisenstein's criterion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 13:52:51 2014 No.6463161 >>6444201 This is my life, right here. I guess that's why I'm in tears right now. Being a CompEng student is painful, but it's a good pain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 6 17:49:01 2014 No.6463652 Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll take some H2O!" The second one, noting his friend, says, "I'll take some H2O, too!" and dies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 08:36:45 2014 No.6464850 File: 119 KB, 1901x515, 1394440792723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 08:51:15 2014 No.6464863 >>6464850 keke

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 09:23:39 2014 No.6464883 >>6450981 Elephants are smart. they would no double form a trunk-to-mouth chain and cycle their breathing until they decompressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 12:00:30 2014 No.6465036 File: 95 KB, 680x608, shearedsheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was in my linear algebra book lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 12:07:30 2014 No.6465041 File: 17 KB, 250x240, 1395003347773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443382 >>6443391 Goddammit I was in this thread and I almost died of laughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 12:11:00 2014 No.6465050 lel

Anonymous Mon Apr 7 16:21:46 2014 No.6465370

>>6458603

that would just be boring to have pure notes, the actual tone is like 75% of music. most songs are the same fundamentally when it comes to chord progression, and I know there is probably a le born in the wrong generation kid thinking that it's not the same case with classical, but it is. that's why there are so many different instruments that are in the same range and have the same niche (aside from tone difference), and if you played in band you'd know that most instruments are just harmonizing while the 1 or 2 good players do the actual expressive parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 17:49:08 2014 No.6465504 >>6456708 Found the biologist!

>>	soma !!1pMpfJu9Pyw Mon Apr 7 19:15:01 2014 No.6465681 >>6444444

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 19:26:01 2014 No.6465710 >>6456856 shouldnt that be baby mirror neurons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 19:47:31 2014 No.6465737 >>6443444 >GM foods are generally safe for consumption But they are. It's just speeding up the process of nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 20:05:01 2014 No.6465776 >>6464850 damn that´s funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 20:39:32 2014 No.6465822 File: 475 KB, 600x706, 1380874729125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443382 >>6443391 >There are people that actually think this is funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 20:42:01 2014 No.6465827 >>6465710 Yep, my mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 21:05:02 2014 No.6465857 >>6444559 would this affect me if i plan to be a biomedical-engineer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 22:05:26 2014 No.6465932 >>6465822 Found the engineer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 7 23:32:31 2014 No.6466073 File: 76 KB, 640x287, dilbert engineering solution.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465822 Of course you realize that science is merely abstract engineering.

Anonymous Tue Apr 8 12:45:57 2014 No.6466828
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Did I get this one right?

>CS degree requires 12 hours of "natural science"
>have no physics or other credits to transfer from high school so take easiest classes possible
>astronomy A100
>half of these quiz questions can be found word-for-word on yahoo answers

If they want us to take meaningful non-CS science classes, why not require legit physics like other schools schools?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 16:18:32 2014 No.6467187 >>6466828 Isn't the answer C?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 17:14:13 2014 No.6467315 >>6467187 I thought so too. Why would it be D?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 17:31:12 2014 No.6467354 >/sci/ humor lerebbit/r/gaygineers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 17:42:42 2014 No.6467392 >>6466828 >Did I get this one right? Nope. C is correct. Large bodies become approximately spherical due to their own gravity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 18:36:17 2014 No.6467502 >>6465857 Just throw some random "Gay", "Dicks", "dreaming of sucking a 300k-starting mathematician" and your are good to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 19:10:17 2014 No.6467551 >>6467502 more like a 300kg mathematician

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 20:29:17 2014 No.6467660 >>6466828 >>6467187 >>6467315 For fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 20:30:18 2014 No.6467665 >>6467551 It's just a case of semantics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 20:53:17 2014 No.6467709 >>6466828 >>6467187 >>6467315 >>6467392 B sound correct too, the whole thing is melted during creation and is liquid. Not sure if surface tensions work on this scale.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:30:57 2014 No.6468217 File: 32 KB, 740x308, fieldsarrangedbypurity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:38:57 2014 No.6468228 >>6468217 This thread is for humor, not things that are obviously true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:40:27 2014 No.6468232 File: 310 KB, 684x1258, 20131002[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] check and main

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:55:57 2014 No.6468259 >>6468217 Mathematics is just applied philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 02:09:57 2014 No.6468274 >>6468259 Math and (most) philosophy are just applied logic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 9 04:24:06 2014 No.6468424

>>6465857
Biomedical engineering is a scam major. Some people get hired with a biomed degree, but they are ALL hot chicks. If you're a guy, you won't get a job and you will have to go back to school and get a second degree.

Study electrical, mechanical, or chemical engineering for undergrad, then if you're still interested in biomed, do biomedical engineering for grad school.

Too many people graduate Biomedical Engineering with feelings of deep regret.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 04:43:06 2014 No.6468437 >>6454801 and as a mathfag, I turn my nose up at you physicists. >willingly working with ugly numbers Never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 04:53:06 2014 No.6468441 >>6447670 Not that guy but there's not much to get, it's a reference on how "making X new thing run doom" is kind of common. Or quake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 04:57:06 2014 No.6468445 >>6468217 >yfw the inverse is arranged by complexity

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 05:16:06 2014 No.6468468 >>6468441 Oh, and also to computer scientists being useless at doing anything actually useful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 05:25:06 2014 No.6468477 >>6468424 I don't understand this. You can do an EE Degree for 4 years then do a Masters in BioE and you're a qualified Electrical and Biomedical Engineer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 05:48:06 2014 No.6468501 >>6445588 this can't be real

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 05:49:36 2014 No.6468502 >>6468477 Yes. Why wouldn't you be? >>6468424 This is definitely the way to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 05:57:25 2014 No.6468504 Hey nerds. This is an actual question. If you were floating in space (holding your breath ofc) and cut open a vein, would the blood coming out of it be blue? How fast would it freeze?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 06:09:25 2014 No.6468506 >>6447247 what game is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 06:52:59 2014 No.6468521 >>6468274 Which is just applied neurology.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 06:54:28 2014 No.6468522 >>6468477 Most of the "new" Engineering course are for people too lazy do get a Master and/or a PhD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 07:46:19 2014 No.6468558 >>6446814 >>6446818 >>6446825 >>6446827 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 07:53:48 2014 No.6468561 >>6468502 because that means a 4 year bachelor is equal to 1 year masters. It just doesn't make sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 08:23:18 2014 No.6468579 >>6468521 which is just applied matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 09:57:10 2014 No.6468640 >>6468521 >neurons are logical

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 18:58:39 2014 No.6469580 >>6468232 Let me introduce you to the triassic. Naughty

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 22:01:10 2014 No.6469877 File: 188 KB, 500x333, 1379038546330.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6469580 Just call me K-Pg, cus after you be with me, you'll walk on four legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 22:17:41 2014 No.6469909 File: 43 KB, 419x594, 1389502784884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6469877 Nice one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 06:54:56 2014 No.6470506 >>6468506 banished

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 07:14:26 2014 No.6470521 >>6448891 wow such funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 07:50:26 2014 No.6470541 >>6445269 lost it at chuck norris

Anonymous Thu Apr 10 08:44:26 2014 No.6470594

>>6468504
No, dark red.
And it would boil instantly (low pressure reduce temperature of boiling.) It would boil in your veins too, as well as your tears.

Also, don't hold your breath, your lungs would pop like an over-inflated balloon. It's better to expire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 12:56:54 2014 No.6470851 >>6468424 What about Computer Engineering?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 13:00:24 2014 No.6470857 File: 955 KB, 684x4512, 20140330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 17:56:38 2014 No.6471289 >>6462228 That is TBBT levels of humor. In fact I'm pretty sure that punchline was actually used in one episode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 17:59:08 2014 No.6471294 >>6468561 It takes 36 hours + a thesis to get an M.S. There's almost no way you could do that in 1 year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 18:01:38 2014 No.6471295 >>6471294 plus a thesis? what does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 18:10:38 2014 No.6471308 >>6471295 36 hours of coursework plus you have to research, write and defend a thesis. Or if you do the non-thesis option it's a bunch more coursework and then you have to take some exam or something idk, I did the thesis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 18:35:00 2014 No.6471341 File: 8 KB, 304x59, ueeeeeeeeeen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do /sci/ think of /x/ and /pol/ ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 20:33:32 2014 No.6471512 File: 14 KB, 800x550, 1376190799013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471341 that says "ちぇえええええええええん"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 21:06:00 2014 No.6471553 >>6471341 /pol/ is hilarious but full of idiots /x/ is filled to the brim with schizophrenic whackjobs

Anonymous Thu Apr 10 21:31:29 2014 No.6471583

>>6471341
/pol/ seems like a bunch of people who just discovered that they can think different things than everyone else and now feel the need to be reactionary to everything and always have a contrary, negative opinion

I like scary stories and such as much as the next guy but most of the time /x/ is a bunch of tinfoil hat material and actually discourages skepticism a lot of the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 22:33:29 2014 No.6471684 >>6471341 /x/ has autism, /pol/ is that one friend you had with the big mouth and colourful language.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 22:53:29 2014 No.6471719 File: 27 KB, 640x196, HMaEYHd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6466073 Fucking Scott Adams http://www.dilbert.com/blog/entry/?EntryID=1069&print=1 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/expanding-earth/comments/page/2/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 22:58:59 2014 No.6471732 >>6446006 >Implying molarity has to be equal

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 22:59:29 2014 No.6471733 File: 40 KB, 623x566, 83053646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6443371

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 10 23:32:32 2014 No.6471768 >>6460561 This is not factually accurate: He took 77 of 122 photos taken during Apollo 11. Of all 122 photos, only 5 include him.

Anonymous Thu Apr 10 23:57:33 2014 No.6471801

>>6468477

Biomedical engineering is an amalgamation of a bunch of engineering disciplines. But instead of hiring a biomedical engineer, who's just a jack of all trades, an employer can just hire actual electrical, mechanical, or chemical engineers to do the same job as the biomedical engineer, but better.

Anonymous Fri Apr 11 00:38:06 2014 No.6471836

"Humor effect: That humorous items are more easily remembered than non-humorous ones, which might be explained by the distinctiveness of humor, the increased cognitive processing time to understand the humor, or the emotional arousal caused by the humor.[citation needed]"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 11 01:12:15 2014 No.6471871 File: 37 KB, 193x204, 1371627302323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6444128 >tfw professor put this comic in my intro to computer engineering notes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 11 02:04:26 2014 No.6471914 >>6471871 noice

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 11 21:53:38 2014 No.6473329 >>6448306 >cyclooctatetraene >aromatic oh shit nigger what are you doing

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