Cosmos: A Space-Time Odyssey

[Anonymous No.6400471]

35 minutes

[Anonymous No.6400488]

I hope it's not going to be a wash.

[Anonymous No.6400496]

What channel

[Anonymous No.6400498]

>>6400496
Fox. There is a live-stream up if you poke around Google for it.

[Anonymous No.6400506]

http://new.livestream.com/fox/cosmosliveevent

[Anonymous No.6400518]

Judging by the discussion in this pre-show livestream I think Sagan's original full message will be distorted.

[Anonymous No.6400525]

>Watching the livestream pre show, Macfarlane mentions he wants spectacle in the show
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.6400533]

>>6400525
AKA kickass visuals, relax guys it's gonna be great.

Druyan and Soter were the writers for the original Cosmos as well as the new series. It's gonna be all the wonder and sincerity of the original, with up to date information and effects.

[Anonymous No.6400536]

>>6400525
This show was fucked from the start.

[Anonymous No.6400543]

Can any kind soul drop a livestream link for a Britbong?

[Anonymous No.6400551]

>>6400543
fourth post motherfucker

[Anonymous No.6400553]

Cosmos premiers SUNDAY at 8pm, OP.
>watched that fucking dribble thinking it was a live event
20 min before I realized it was posted 4 days ago.
10/10

[Anonymous No.6400561]

simply ebin ;) i Like it

[Anonymous No.6401332]

>>6400543
this. please

[Anonymous No.6401355]

>>6400533
Dream on, Dreamer.

[Anonymous No.6401514]

Ann Druyan is a bobble-head doll. Seriously...just watch her head movements whenever she speaks.

[Anonymous No.6401525]

>>6401355
You seem a bit slow mate? Isn't it past your bedtime.

[Anonymous No.6402502]

bump

[Anonymous No.6402514]

I'm slow, incompetent and an idiot.
Is there going to be a livestream of this program? College student here with no TV.

[Anonymous No.6402520]

Naggers nag-nigging along.

Acting like a nagger, thinking you're a smart nagger, pretending to be a smart nagger, spewing 20 year old shitknoledge because the current up-to-date stuff is difficult without using StarTrek wormholes.

Fucking naggers.

[Anonymous No.6402554]

>>6400551
I don't think he was asking for the live event, but for a stream of the actual show, if someone has managed to set one up, already.

I almost feel bad watching it illegally, though. This is a program I support. I wish I could contribute to the neilsen ratings so FOX decides to keep it on the air.

[Anonymous No.6402563]

>Odumbo

[Anonymous No.6402568]

>>6402563
I have no comment, other than I feel incredibly sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.6402569]

OBAMA

[Anonymous No.6402570]

Anyone got a livestream?

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402572]

FUCKING OBAMA LOL

[Anonymous No.6402573]

>>6402563
0/10

[Anonymous No.6402576]

livestream fucking where

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402577]

did he already use his purple lightsaber

[Anonymous No.6402579]

>Executive producer Seth McFarlene
the fuck

[Anonymous No.6402580]

[Anonymous No.6402583]

Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson in Jango Fett's ship?

[Anonymous No.6402584]

>black science man

[Anonymous No.6402586]

>>6402579
>Not already knowing this

[Anonymous No.6402588]

Shitty spaceship design. Sagan had a better voice, too.

[Anonymous No.6402590]

For the most conservative network, fox has the most cutting edge shows.

[Anonymous No.6402599]

[Anonymous No.6402591]

FUCKING WEST COAST CABLE DOESNT START TILL FUCKING 9 FUCK MY ASSSSS

[Anonymous No.6402592]

apparently the earth is going to turn into the death star

[Anonymous No.6402593]

>>6400471

where the fuck is the stream

[Anonymous No.6402600]

>>6402590
Fox Broadcasting (eg Simpsons, Family Guy, etc) is one of the more progressive channels on basic television.

Fox Cable (Fox News, etc) is one of the least.

It's really strange, that way.

[Anonymous No.6402602]

>>6402591
West coast here. It's on FXX.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402603]

>dat Curiosity flyby clip

already like it

[Anonymous No.6402604]

>>6402590
Well when your money maker (Macfarlane) is as liberal as it gets, you gotta make him happy.

[Anonymous No.6402605]

>these inaccurate depictions

[Anonymous No.6402607]

>>6402605
>implying you aren't an armchair physicist who doesn't know shit

[Anonymous No.6402609]

>>6402605
It's hard to be literal when you're speaking to a world wide audience. The show isn't meant to be a fact-by-fact representation of the universe. Despite educating, it's not *meant* to educate. It's meant to inspire. Period.

[Anonymous No.6402610]

This is BALLER.

[Anonymous No.6402617]

Flying through an asteroid belt? THATS SUICIDE

[Anonymous No.6402613]

>>6402607
this

[Anonymous No.6402614]

YOUR ANUS

[Anonymous No.6402616]

>>6402605
>what is pop science

[Anonymous No.6402624]

>>6402607
You're cool.

[Anonymous No.6402618]

Brian Cox should have hosted this.

Who agrees?

[Anonymous No.6402619]

>pluto is one of them
fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.6402621]

Anyone have a link to view this online? The livestreamdotcom one isn't working

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402622]

>...and Pluto... is one of them

KEK

[Anonymous No.6402626]

>>6402607
You don't have to be a physicist to know how the cosmos looks.

[Anonymous No.6402631]

>>6402626
No, but you have to be an incredulous, self-absorbed moron to be you.

[Anonymous No.6402629]

>>6402622
Thought the same thing.

[Anonymous No.6402633]

>>6402591
>>6402602
It's also on NGC but then again, I have satellite.

[Anonymous No.6402635]

Why does Tyson's ship look like a dildo?

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402636]

is this shit going to be ruined by ad breaks?

for some reason i was hoping this would be a special-like broadcast and have no ad breaks

like what they used to do for a lot of History Channel doc specials

[Anonymous No.6402638]

>>6402635
it doesn't, you're just cock obsessed.

[Anonymous No.6402644]

>>6402622

Wasnt he responsible for redefining pluto as a kaiper belt object?

[Anonymous No.6402640]

>>6402636
It's FOX. Commercials every 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.6402641]

Cosmos: A Lens-Flare Odyssey. God fucking damnit, everthing is CG. Why ruin the visuals with all this bullshit?

[REDS bro !xJoyVOTTOI No.6402643]

Damn this is terrible, I am extremely disappointed. I don't know what's worse, the nonstop monotone talking, Seth Macfarlane or the dictator opening the show.

[Anonymous No.6402647]

[Anonymous No.6402648]

I'm watching this in HD huge screen

>'How The Universe Works' has better graphics

Cosmos Fails

[Anonymous No.6402649]

God Neil is a fucking bad voiceover guy. Flying around in his fucking space egg reading the first page of Babby's First Space Book. I'm actually upset already. Pull it out of the shitter quick, black science man.

[Anonymous No.6402650]

>>6402631
shit dude

[Anonymous No.6402651]

>>6402619
You do know he didn't consider it a planet, right?

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402652]

>>6402640
oh well at least that was only 2 minutes

>>6402644
part of a group that recommended it, yeah. that's why it's funny

[Anonymous No.6402653]

Fuck yea the commercial break was pretty short.

[Anonymous No.6402654]

>>6402636
The only way things liek that happen is when one company sponsors the broadcast. Then you get like 2 commercials of that company.

A car company used to do it for some episodes of 24

[Anonymous No.6402659]

>tfw we own Mars

[Anonymous No.6402661]

>>6402638
light is by definition the section of the electromagnetic spectrum that humans can see

>infrared light
dropped

[Anonymous No.6402662]

Rouge planet shoutout. Yes.

[Anonymous No.6402664]

Black science man is a shit.

Sagan is way better.

[Anonymous No.6402666]

>>6402664
>>6402661
>>6402649
>>6402648
>>6402643
>>6402641
>>6402635

Thank you for contributing.

[Anonymous No.6402667]

We are astonishingly insignificant. Everything that humans have ever done or ever will do is basically meaningless.
Great show, though.

[Anonymous No.6402668]

[Anonymous No.6402671]

This is pretty bad, not as good as the original.

[Anonymous No.6402672]

>>6402664
I didn't know what to expect from this. I thought it was going to actually use Sagan's voice. This is... nothing spectacular so far to say the least. It just looks like every other space show about nothing.

[Anonymous No.6402673]

>anime shit

Dropped.

[Anonymous No.6402681]

I hope he mentions the Fermi Paradox and the theoretical responses to it

[Anonymous No.6402675]

[Anonymous No.6402680]

Y'all niggers gotta understand that this program isn't aimed at science majors. It's aimed at an audience that they KNOW is scientifically illiterate. That's the point of this show.

[Anonymous No.6402682]

>>6402675
this one's actually funny

[REDS bro !xJoyVOTTOI No.6402684]

"There are more galaxies in our solar system than atoms in all of the universes combined." - Neil Degrassi Jr High Freeman

[Anonymous No.6402688]

>>6402680
this, and im lovin black science man

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402686]

holy fuck i can't believe how autistic all of you are

>IT ISN'T SAGAN
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SHINY EVERYTHING LOOKS

We know, it's not the same. But it's still a pretty big fucking deal.

[Anonymous No.6402687]

>>6402681
Far beyond the scope of this show and the attention spans of its audience.

[Anonymous No.6402689]

>>6402680
>implying the elitist 4chan autists understand a simple concept like pop science

[Anonymous No.6402690]

>racism

[Anonymous No.6402693]

No surprise to see /sci/ reacting poorly to a show made to engage those who've only dabbled the tiniest of amounts into these subjects.

I'd tell you guys to stay classy but you never even got there in the first place.

[Anonymous No.6402694]

>>6402686
People don't get the point of the show. It's not meant to educate (although it does, by effect). It's meant to inspire a new generation of humans to admire science.

25% of Americans believe the Sun revolves around the Earth. This show is just a small way to contribute to remedying that problem.

[Anonymous No.6402695]

My kids keep thinking is this nova? Then I tell them it's not, then my kids change the channel because there's no cartoons anymore. I don't think this show will last long. I don't really like it either, Sagan was just better.

[Anonymous No.6402696]

>>6402599
>>6402580
>>6402668
these seem like things he would actually say... are they real?

[Anonymous No.6402698]

>>6402672
you thought.. it would use sagan's.. voice?

Guys, this is the first episode, it's an intro to science for the masses. The point of Cosmos is to get people interested in science, just like it probably did for you before you all became the jaded fucks that you are.

[Anonymous No.6402699]

Oh yeah, here comes the anti-religion segment. RIGHT THE FUCK ON.

[Anonymous No.6402701]

>>6402672
>I thought it was going to actually use Sagan's voice.
I... what?

[Anonymous No.6402703]

Well. As a special-effects fueled, accessible to the lowest common denominator yet entertaining to people who know this, introduction to current cosmology-I'm really liking this.
But then I used to be an "Explainer" (tour-guide) at "Powers of Ten," so I'm biased.
Still, it's been a while since I've seen someone try this, this well, and I worry that current cosmology is not well known.
What you all think'n?

[Anonymous No.6402706]

>>6402686
just ignore them and enjoy the show, it's all we can do

[Anonymous No.6402708]

>>6402699
>implying that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.6402715]

>>6402701
Don't you know? They hold a seance before filming and summon the avatar of Carl Sagan to do miscellaneous voice overs for the show.

How do you not know this already?

[Anonymous No.6402714]

>>6402680
So was Cosmos Classic and look at the first episode of that. It was nothing like the plain ass every day episode of Nova this has been. It was extremely poetic and personal. This is like PBS with too much money to spend on special effects.

[Anonymous No.6402723]

GURREN LAGANN THAT SHIT BRUNO

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402719]

im sorry was that pope a cyborg

[Anonymous No.6402720]

> that evil pope

O SHIT

[REDS bro !xJoyVOTTOI No.6402724]

>Bruno
RIPIP ;_;

[Anonymous No.6402725]

Fuck yeah, anti-religion in this bitch.

My only complaint so far is the opening music didn't even try to re-capture the magic of the original.

[Anonymous No.6402726]

>>6402714
The zeitgeist has changed. Start with the awe-inspiring poetic rhetoric of the original Cosmos in 2014 and your audience will switch over to Sports Center in the first ten minutes.

It's good that this show is keeping the poetics to a minimum.

[Anonymous No.6402727]

>>6402694
and i hope it succeeds

[Anonymous No.6402728]

>>6402695

You're a bad father.

[Anonymous No.6402729]

>evil pope
TOP
LEL

[Anonymous No.6402730]

Wow, this is so euphoric.

[Anonymous No.6402732]

This is actually quite cool.

[Anonymous No.6402734]

>>6402727
Me too, sciencefanbro, me too.

[Anonymous No.6402735]

>>6402726
That's why this is being aired on FOX Sports too.

[Anonymous No.6402736]

>>6402726
?It's good that this show is keeping the poetics to a minimum.

Then why call it Cosmos? Call it PBS but with more money or something.

[Anonymous No.6402737]

lol'ing hard at the stormy red skies over the churches and shit. this is intentional

[Anonymous No.6402744]

This is too heavy handed.

[Anonymous No.6402742]

>Aristotle
plebs

[Anonymous No.6402743]

>>6402699
Anti-fundi, there is a difference.
He's talking 'bout a scientist of the cloth, man.

[Anonymous No.6402740]

> Phil LaMarr

> DO THEY NOT READ ARISTOTLE WHERE YOU COME FROM? OR EVEN THE BIBLE?!

Fucking loving this.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402741]

are you fuckers forgetting how fucking anti-established religion the Sagan Cosmos was?

[Anonymous No.6402745]

Watching shows like these that are meant to 'inspire' always make me think of those "What I expected and what I got" images. Its all "wow science is so cool humans are so smart I love science wow", and then if you make it into physics its a lot less fun, at least for most people.

[Anonymous No.6402746]

>>6402736
People like you are never going to be pleased with anything.

You're going to die unfulfilled.

[Anonymous No.6402748]

>>6402728
Meh, I'll stick with public broadcasting and just fund that. Kids need downtime from school.

[Anonymous No.6402749]

Cosmos: An Advertisement Odyssey

[Anonymous No.6402750]

So Phil Lamar was a religious zealot at Oxford in his past life.

[Anonymous No.6402752]

>>6402728
Not who you were replying to, but...

WHY DO YOU PROMOTE BAD PARENTING?

EVERYONE KNOWS ONLY GOOD PARENTS HAVE MONEY, AND BAD PARENTS ACTUALLY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THEIR KIDS!!!

Fuck-off, jewshit.

[Anonymous No.6402755]

>>6402726
this...

kids today want to see space exploding in their face.

It's the reason '2001:Space Odyssey" is boring as fuck by today's standards. We've seen to many "explosions in space" movies to be able to appreciate 5 minute long wide shots of motionless planets set against classical music. It's not awe inspiring if we can't see something happening.

[Anonymous No.6402756]

>>6402618
Me. Brian cox really channels Sagan with his presentations. You can tell Tyson is passionate as well, but he doesn't express it on their level

[Anonymous No.6402757]

>>6402745
Agreed, but consider that it also shapes people's acceptance of the way money's spent.

[Anonymous No.6402758]

> YOUR GOD IS TOO SMALL!

[Anonymous No.6402759]

YOUR GOD IS TOO SMALL

[Anonymous No.6402761]

>>6402746
>doesn't like this thing
>must not like anything

[Anonymous No.6402762]

>>6402745
that's alright, and entire population of physicists would be wasted with no engineers

[Anonymous No.6402763]

>>6402749
Cheesesteak, cheesesteak, it's the cheesesteak shuffle HUH

[Anonymous No.6402768]

Where's my Vangelis

[Anonymous No.6402766]

YOUR GOD IS TOO SMALL

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402767]

>>6402756
At this point in time, Tyson is waaaaay more recognizable than Cox is to the American public, which this is aimed at.

This has been hyped for years (?) because it's NDT. It would not have received that hype had it been Cox, at least not in America.

I love Brian, but I'm glad they went with Neil. It gets the message spread much further.

[Anonymous No.6402769]

Fuck you Charlie Brown stop trying to sell me car insurance

[Anonymous No.6402770]

>>6402746
"ADD MORE LENSFLARE!" does not make for "good science", and neither does a monotone voice-actor.

[Anonymous No.6402772]

Can't wait for the fundie backlash.
At least a week's worth of entertainment.

Mmmm.

[Anonymous No.6402773]

>>6402735
>That's why this is being aired on FOX Sports too.
Seriously?
Are they trying to make sure people stumble on to it, or annoy them?
I think it's a good intent, but why not just regular time slot and more hype?

[Anonymous No.6402774]

This is great, can't wait to see the whole thing, the re-watch the original.

[Anonymous No.6402775]

What has Neil contributed to science?

[Anonymous No.6402776]

>>6402735
They're simulcasting it on FXX, National Geographic Channel, Nat Geo Wild and Fox Sports 2.

Really big deal, huh?

[Anonymous No.6402777]

From considering this as a damn near forced way for the common man to expand how he thinks (since this is running on all of Fox's channels but Fox News), this is alright. He's not as charismatic as Sagan, but if they'd used Brian Cox people would dismiss him for being a limey.
>>6402773
It's on LITERALLY EVERY FOX CHANNEL. Fox, FX, Fox Sports, FXX, Fox Life, etc.

[Anonymous No.6402785]

>>6402775
He made Pluto sad.

[Anonymous No.6402786]

>>6402775
I'm pretty sure just being black is his only accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.6402779]

Am I the only one who's watching this just for the visuals?

[Anonymous No.6402780]

>>6402768
This.

[Anonymous No.6402781]

>>6402775

Being black.

[Anonymous No.6402782]

>>6402775

He is basically a spokesperson for it

[Anonymous No.6402784]

>>6402775
Awareness.

[Anonymous No.6402787]

WE SPACE JESUS NOW

[Anonymous No.6402788]

what has Carl Sagan contributed to science?

[Anonymous No.6402793]

>>6402788
Told NASA to turn a camera around.

[Anonymous No.6402790]

>>6402775
http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/curriculum-vitae#research

[Anonymous No.6402791]

>>6402775

Being black.

[Anonymous No.6402792]

>I am enlightened by my intelligence.
Great, faggots are going to have a field day with this.

[Anonymous No.6402794]

This jesus symbolism is so heavy handed.

[Anonymous No.6402795]

At this moment, I am euphoric not by some phony god. But by my own intelligence.

[Anonymous No.6402796]

>>6402777
It's not airing on Fox News Channel.

[Anonymous No.6402797]

> showing Bruno being burned at the stake

Now, see, if I was ten, THIS is the kind of shit that would have fascinated me. I would be all up in this show.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402798]

REST IN RIP LITTLE DUDE

[Anonymous No.6402799]

>>6402775
He's about four-fifths of a Bill Nye.

[Anonymous No.6402802]

AWW SHIT, COSMIC CALENDAR

>>6402796
>(since this is running on all of Fox's channels but Fox News)

[Anonymous No.6402803]

>>6402618

He's too up his own arse.

[REDS bro !xJoyVOTTOI No.6402805]

Another fucking commercial break.

[Anonymous No.6402806]

>orchestra sting at showing a calendar
ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

[Anonymous No.6402807]

>"...martyrdom..."

Interesting word choice, NDT.

[Anonymous No.6402808]

show sucks so far, how long until it gets cancelled for heresy?

[Anonymous No.6402814]

Why so many car commercials? Didn't that whole industry go bankrupt and need to get bailed out by the US gubbermint?

[Anonymous No.6402813]

>>6402796
100% of fox news' viewership would melt like they were looking into the fucking ark of the covenant if they were exposed to one sentence of science in their lifetime.

[Anonymous No.6402809]

>>6402806
>orchestra sting segue to commercial break
THANKS, AMERICAN BROADCASTING

[Anonymous No.6402810]

Thank you Bruno Mars space Jesus.

[Anonymous No.6402815]

>Commercial for Noah, during Cosmos... wrong audience Fox.

[Anonymous No.6402816]

is Cosmos the savior of /sci/?

[Anonymous No.6402817]

>>6402777
The fact that Fox has to force "Black Science Man ON TELEVISION TONIGHT!" when they fumble awesome ideas like "COWBOYS... IN... SPAAAAAACE!" should tell you everything you need to know about this series, and the people presenting it.

[Anonymous No.6402818]

I can't help but feel that if they'd gotten Bill Nye to host, this would have gotten ten times the ratings.

NDT is popular, but does he pass the Mom Test? That is to say, does your mom know who Neil DeGrasse Tyson is?

Which is an asinine question, but if the whole point of the show is to appeal to the lowest common denominator and enlighten/inspire...

[REDS bro !xJoyVOTTOI No.6402819]

>>6402813
*tips fedora

[Anonymous No.6402820]

>>6402806

>the entirety of time
>BORING

Christ, dude, re-fucking-lax.

[Anonymous No.6402822]

I'd rather be watching The Walking Dead. This science shit is too preachy.

[Anonymous No.6402824]

>Maury and Springer commercial

[Anonymous No.6402825]

>>6402818
Bill Nye will doubtless be guest starring on the show.

[Anonymous No.6402826]

>>6402816
Yes.

Or well it was till they made this new one.

[Anonymous No.6402831]

I'm only watching Cosmos because HBO Go is fucking up so I can't watch True Detective.

[Anonymous No.6402832]

Cosmic Calendar Time Bitches!

[Anonymous No.6402827]

>>6402818

This

[Anonymous No.6402829]

>Jesus is bad segment
>show trailer for Noah's Ark film after that
Nice going Fox.

[Anonymous No.6402843]

>>6402831

Oh shit, I forgot about that. Bye 4chan. I'm not getting that spoiled.

[Anonymous No.6402833]

>>6402816
No, it's the bleeding, burning, ulcerated and infected hemorrhoid of the entire scientific community.

[Anonymous No.6402835]

Gonna need a gif of him putting on the sunglasses and getting covered in cosmic fire.

[Anonymous No.6402837]

Gurenn Lagann is much more inspiring and scientific than this

[Anonymous No.6402838]

>>6402820
it's unironically cool.

>>6402818
my mom knows -- she called to ask if I was going to watch this.

[Anonymous No.6402840]

>>6402822
Go away.

[Anonymous No.6402841]

SUNGLASSES FOR THE BIG BANG.

[Anonymous No.6402854]

Huge fan of the original, and was really looking forward to this. Unfortunately, it just makes me sad.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402847]

>january 10
>officially the day God made the light

[Anonymous No.6402849]

>>6402622
He never said it was a planet.

I thought it was a little sad.

[Anonymous No.6402851]

>big bang depicted as a literal explosion

I'm done.

[Anonymous No.6402856]

STAR STUFF

[Anonymous No.6402857]

>MFW tried to get my mom to watch the original Cosmos, but she wouldn't because Sagan is one letter off from Satan.

>MFW she saw an ad on TV for the new Cosmos in which it mentioned the big bang and she considered writing an angry letter.

[Anonymous No.6402864]

Star stufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.6402859]

>starstuff
Stop stealing from Sagan, goddammit.

[Anonymous No.6402860]

>>6402851

If this was some else's show, NDT would be snidely mocking it on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.6402861]

>star stuff

HE SAID IT

[Anonymous No.6402863]

>star stuff
>a long time
oh dear god

[Anonymous No.6402865]

>we are star stuff

[Anonymous No.6402866]

>>6402857
You're shitting me. I refuse to believe someone can think like that.

[Anonymous No.6402867]

>Star stuff
"Hey remember when that guy said that thing?"

[Anonymous No.6402868]

>>6402857
Forgot face.

[Anonymous No.6402869]

>>6402851
>rapidly expanding plasma
>not an explosion
thank you, we all needed more semantics around here.

[Anonymous No.6402870]

ONE HELL OF A BEATING

[Anonymous No.6402873]

Shitty star stuff, Sagan said it better.

[Anonymous No.6402879]

>>6402857
iktfb. i remember mentioning something about human evolution to my mom once, and she used the "i ain't no monkey" line

[Anonymous No.6402875]

>>6402866
Not shitting. My mother is a very kind person, but also utterly simple-minded.

[Anonymous No.6402877]

>the origin of life is a mystery

Checkmate, atheists.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402878]

HE'S AT THE SAME SPOT SAGAN WAS

MY NUT

[Anonymous No.6402888]

>>6402875
Well that's a damn shame, my friend. What happened to make her that way?

[Anonymous No.6402881]

>>6402680
It's infinitely better people turn on their TV and see black science guy than wind tunnel hair man et. al

[Anonymous No.6402882]

SEX!!!

[Anonymous No.6402883]

sex

[Anonymous No.6402884]

[Anonymous No.6402889]

>star stuff

but i wanted to be space dust

[Anonymous No.6402890]

How could a flower bloom in December?

/checkmate

/sciencedebunked

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402891]

>first flower bloomed on december 28th

aw, cute

d:^)

[Anonymous No.6402894]

Tyson forgot to say that Freedom was born on July 4th

[Anonymous No.6402895]

STOP STEALING FROM PALE BLUE DOT YOU FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.6402896]

Wasn't digging the whole cosmic calendar metaphor, but now I see the point. Cute.

[Anonymous No.6402900]

>Asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
>Kicks up dust about chest high for a second

Where's your fucking special effects from earlier? That could have been cool. YOU HAD ONE JOB!

[Anonymous No.6402897]

>>6402895
IT'S COSMOS

[Anonymous No.6402898]

>>6402890
haha

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402899]

okay that little monologue about us occupying only the last 14 seconds "all those people, all those kings, etc." was pretty good and delivered well.

he did Sagan justice on that point.

[Anonymous No.6402901]

OMG this is horrible!

/sadface

[Anonymous No.6402902]

>>6402894
Oh god that would just make the whole thing for me. All this autist butthurt has been getting me off enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.6402906]

So who is the audience for this show? I really don't know.

[Anonymous No.6402903]

> CHANGE SCALE
> NDT shrinks to 1/10000000 in size
> NDT has shrinking powers
> Cosmos being bombarded with Captain America trailers

Holy shit

Guys

Cosmos is an elaborate Marvel tease

NDT is going to become an Avenger

[Anonymous No.6402904]

>>6402900
The writers felt the need to put in some comedy.

[Anonymous No.6402905]

What happened on 9/11

[Anonymous No.6402915]

>>6402903
NDT is Ant Man

[Anonymous No.6402907]

>>6402794
fuck you newton is god

[Anonymous No.6402908]

Feels a bit like they're rushing it, they have 12 more episodes right?

I hope Tyson does flat-world and 4-10 dimension descriptions in a later episode.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402910]

>>6402905
>>6402894

[Anonymous No.6402911]

>>6402897
I KNOW BUT THOSE LINES SOUNDED STRAIGHT FROM PALE BLUE DOT

[Anonymous No.6402913]

>>6402906
We're watching it

[Anonymous No.6402914]

>>6402900
It was supposed to be humorous

[Anonymous No.6402916]

>>6402906
People who want to buy the 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee

[Anonymous No.6402919]

>>6402906
Slack-jawed yokels

[Anonymous No.6402917]

There's only one set of footprints.

Is that the part where Neil DeGrasse Tyson was carried by Jesus?

[Anonymous No.6402918]

>>6402775
Wasn't Sagan his mentor? That might be it..

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402920]

>our ancestors were philosophers almost instantly when they became bipedal

[Anonymous No.6402922]

>>6402911
>NDT DOESN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE SAGAN, SHITSUX
>NDT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE SAGAN, SHITSUX

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402924]

>we invented astronomy

invented!

checkmate!

[Anonymous No.6402925]

>>6402914
But that impact was so much cooler. It split the atmosphere in it's wake, you could see straight into space behind it. It genuinely could have been the coolest part of the show and they throw it out.

Small complaint i know but they just spent so much on ALL the other special effects I was expecting... something.

[Anonymous No.6402926]

>>6402920
Appeasing the masses

[Anonymous No.6402927]

>>6402922
I NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT HIM SOUNDING NOTHING LIKE SAGAN, THOUGH I AM ANNOYED THAT THE OVERALL TONE OF THE SHOW ISN'T AS GOOD

[Anonymous No.6402928]

>>6402920

[Anonymous No.6402929]

>Buddha, 6 seconds ago
>Jesus, 5 seconds ago
checkmate roundeyes

[Anonymous No.6402932]

>>6402920
I doubt Lucy was much of a philosopher.

[Anonymous No.6402933]

>>6402917
dude, thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.6402934]

SAGAN DOCUMENTARY TIME

[Anonymous No.6402943]

>LAST 2 SECONDS WE BEGAN TO USE SCIENCE.

As if systematic attempts to further knowledge hasn't been around since the beginning of the humans.

[Anonymous No.6402935]

> eulogizing Sagan

Here come the feels.

[Anonymous No.6402936]

>Using Sagan Voice clips
Hey NDT, stop riding Sagan's corpse and be yourself

[Anonymous No.6402937]

>Noah
>Jesus
>Bhudda
>Muhammad

[Anonymous No.6402938]

>>6402869
>rapidly expanding plasma
It was 400,000 years before atoms could form to produce light.

Yes, calling it "plasma" is, in fact, also VERY incorrect.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402941]

easily the best part of the show

damn ;_;

[Anonymous No.6402942]

;_;7

[Anonymous No.6402948]

Was it rape? This kinda sounds like a rape revelation.

[Duckboatfag !IUO96I35zQ No.6402949]

>>6402943
the scientific method proper, you dunce

[Anonymous No.6402950]

Lucky motherfucker
>That bro tier relatonship

[Anonymous No.6402951]

The feels are spreading all among us...

[Anonymous No.6402952]

Does this story end with NDT admitting he was sexually abused by Carl Sagan?

[Anonymous No.6402946]

I'm gonna fuckin' lose it guys

[Anonymous No.6402947]

>STAR STUFF

[Anonymous No.6402955]

>>6402946
I know man.
=*)

[Anonymous No.6402956]

>used to stay at sagans house when he was a kid

[Anonymous No.6402957]

this ending
;_;7

[Anonymous No.6402965]

Bretty gud

[Anonymous No.6402958]

>>6402943

Nope.

Aristotle didn't do shit.

[Anonymous No.6402959]

Is that fucking Mario Galaxy music?

[Anonymous No.6402960]

Oh my god that is literally the theme from Contact! I teared up a little, really.

[Anonymous No.6402961]

;_;

[Anonymous No.6402962]

>Riding Sagan's coat tails.
Goddamn, stop. can't wait for it to crash and burn.

[Anonymous No.6402964]

>you will never spend time with your science related hero

[Anonymous No.6402966]

>>6402957

Best ending ever. 10/10 would watch again. I just didn't get to see the title of the book. ; ~ ;

[Anonymous No.6402967]

>Natural Selection
can't wait for the christian shitstorm

[Anonymous No.6402970]

I almost feel like Fox told him to tone down his enthusiasm in this first episode. I'm hoping he'll be more animated in the next ep.

[Anonymous No.6402971]

h-hey little boy want to see my lab
yeah hold on I got something for you in my desk
that storm sure is blowing out there maybe you should spend the night with me

[Anonymous No.6402973]

>>6402962
What? He was his student and had a huge impact on him, why wouldn't he bring it up?

[Anonymous No.6402975]

That was great, it went by so quickly, can't wait for next episode!

[Anonymous No.6402976]

>produced by Seth McFarlane

Explains everything.

[Anonymous No.6402977]

>>6402965
>dat leaf

[Anonymous No.6402980]

>>6402917

[Anonymous No.6402981]

Ever since the Bill Nye debate I've been obsessed with this stuff, I loved this whole episode.

I've even gone as far as to think about doing it as a job...but that might be too risky, like trying to become a writer.

[Anonymous No.6402982]

>>6402976
>Didn't know this
Where the fuck have you been?

[Anonymous No.6402983]

Well, it had me crying a bit in pure euphoria, but ehh, even though it was good, I still don't think it can truly match the original Cosmos. But I don't think Neil is trying to surpass it. He just wants to reboot it and get people back into science.

[Anonymous No.6402989]

>>6402976
Yep.

Also, why isn't this airing on PBS?

[Anonymous No.6402990]

>>6402960
Did anyone else notice this?
It made up for everything.

[Anonymous No.6402991]

>>6402964

[Anonymous No.6402994]

>>6402977
Yeah, Sagan loved weed.

He wrote a book about weed with a pseudonym. "Mr. X" or something.

[Anonymous No.6402996]

>>6402962
He wasnt actually his student. He just invited him to Cornell which Tyson didnt even pick.

[Anonymous No.6402997]

>>6402989
It isn't good enough to be on it, it's really bad.

[Anonymous No.6402998]

>>6402981
Cast off your doubts, fear has no place here. You want to do this? Go forward and never stop moving forward

[Anonymous No.6402999]

Shit show. Wasn't in awe. Felt like Tyson was talking to a bunch of kindergarteners and I was a parent in the back watching him talk.

[Anonymous No.6403000]

>>6402989

1st guess: munee

2nd guess: Seth knows people @ Fox

[Anonymous No.6403001]

>>6402991
Don't feel sad! You're here with us watching as great new science related show. You can BECOME your own hero!

Don't believe in heroes who believe in you. Believe in you, who believes in you.

[Anonymous No.6403002]

>>6402999
That's exactly how it works. You are the parent. Proles are the kindergarteners.

[Anonymous No.6403003]

I don't get this cosmic calendar stuff.

> A day is as 1000 years to God.
> 6000 years old.
> Second coming any day now.
> 1000 year reign.
> 7000 years total.
> One God-week.

All nice and tidy.

[Anonymous No.6403007]

>>6402999

That's the point.

[Anonymous No.6403009]

>>6402999
yes that's exactly what the show is meant to be, genius

[Anonymous No.6403010]

>>6402964

If they wanted you to understand science, the show would be boring.

They want you to get science wrong THEIR way...

...and they want you to buy a Jeep.

[Anonymous No.6403011]

>>6402996
I like how Neil reminded me that no matter how hard I work or how hard I study, I will never ever make a decent contribution to science.

[Anonymous No.6403012]

time for fun

[Anonymous No.6403013]

>>6402996
Well Tyson mentored him, I think Nye was a student

[Anonymous No.6403015]

>>6402990
>>6402960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrqWF2GmXE4

[Anonymous No.6403016]

>>6403012
oh boy oh boy

[Anonymous No.6403017]

>>6402999
Nice trips, and yes, this isn't an "educational show". This isn't supposed to educate anyone who's a science fan already. It's a motivational show meant to inspire kids and teens and idiot adults into liking and trying to understand life, the world and the universe.

[Anonymous No.6403018]

torrent when

[Anonymous No.6403019]

>>6402994
not sure if you're serious

[Anonymous No.6403022]

>>6403017
>science fan

Okay.

[Anonymous No.6403024]

>Watched it with my younger brother
>He really enjoyed it
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6403027]

>>6403015
pls don't ;_;

[Anonymous No.6403028]

>>6403009
Sucky and filled to the gills with old shit or shit incorrectly labeled as theories that are pure conjecture?

If that is what they wanted, they were successful.

Because that is what they made.

[Anonymous No.6403030]

>>6403019
Sagan was actually an advocate for the illegal pot needles.

[Anonymous No.6403032]

>>6403015

Should...shoud've sent a poe....Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[Anonymous No.6403036]

>>6403019
He didn't write a book but rather a paper in a book. Submitted it anonymously. Go read it.

Captcha: attlyb prayers

[Anonymous No.6403033]

>>6403012

[Anonymous No.6403034]

>>6403028
oh god you are insufferable

[Anonymous No.6403041]

>>6403012
>>6403033
keep this shit coming, this is the best part

[Vegnagon !!xFwZpKERbGn No.6403042]

>>6402906
popsci people,redditors,militant atheists

[Anonymous No.6403043]

>>6403034

[Anonymous No.6403044]

>>6403030
Yeah, I forgot about that essay actually

http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/

[Anonymous No.6403045]

>>6402888
Her father, and religion.

[Anonymous No.6403046]

>>6403019
http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/

[Anonymous No.6403047]

Target audience: 9-15 year old

[Anonymous No.6403048]

>>6403019
i think this is it http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/

[Anonymous No.6403049]

>>6402600
>Fox Broadcasting (eg Simpsons, Family Guy, etc) is one of the more progressive channels on basic television.
>Fox Cable (Fox News, etc) is one of the least.
>It's really strange, that way.
It's called covering your bases.
It's not that strange, it only seems that way if you insist that just because social sciences are still in their "phlogiston and salamanders" phase (or are "secret" if you believe /x/) that they aren't sciences.
It is nice that they are contributing to this side of it, instead of solely pandering.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.6403052]

>>6402937
>Buddha*

[Anonymous No.6403053]

>>6403012
>>6403033

more

[Anonymous No.6403054]

Watched it with my dad, and he feels a little inspired by it. He doesn't understand how time frames can be deduced, but other than that he's hyped for the rest of this series. He watched an episode of the original earlier and enjoyed it too though.

[Anonymous No.6403058]

>>6402936
And what, exactly, is wrong with a mentor of Sagan's giving a tribute to him on the premier of the reboot of the show that Sagan hosted?

>captcha: muscular blaceman

[Anonymous No.6403061]

>>6403022
That's the fucking standard model?

[Anonymous No.6403063]

here's a couple of em

[Anonymous No.6403064]

>>6402605
>inaccurate
What specifically? I feel like you are nitpicking, but without you specifying at all, it is hard to be sure.

[Anonymous No.6403065]

>>6403024
r u a grill?

[Anonymous No.6403069]

>>6403033
>>6403012
>>6403063

[Anonymous No.6403074]

Watched it with my parents, both very religious/spiritual. Fun times were had by all.

[Anonymous No.6403076]

>>6403063

[Anonymous No.6403071]

>watched it with my dad
>blown away by all of the info
>Getting closer to my dad through it, hoping to watch the rest of it with
He's no Sagan, but Tyson'll do I think

Needs to slow down a bit though, too many commercials

[Anonymous No.6403079]

>>6403063
why do these people have to exist?

[Anonymous No.6403081]

No surprises, show wasn't good and it can't compare with public broadcasting. I know, "It's aimed at retards". Still, thank Allah this will not be popular.

[Anonymous No.6403082]

>>6403065
no

[Anonymous No.6403083]

Anyone is noticed a serious focus of the media on space stuff? Or it's just me?

I think we are going for another space era.

[Anonymous No.6403077]

>>6403063
I expected mostly women to be saying these things.

[Anonymous No.6403078]

>>6403061

Yes.

[Anonymous No.6403084]

>>6403012
>>6403033
>>6403063

These are chuckle-worthy, but I ultimately leave them with a sallow, empty feeling inside.

I worry for our future, /sci/.

[Anonymous No.6403087]

this went from fun to painful real quick

[Anonymous No.6403090]

>>6403076
>most of science is plagarism, giving random chance credit for the creative work of a real god

I LOSE IT HELP

[Anonymous No.6403091]

>>6403076
>#believer

[Anonymous No.6403092]

>>6403087
oh wow

[Anonymous No.6403093]

>>6403033
Holy fuck is this guy a retard? Did he even read the bible? Jesus didn't create shit as Jesus, only in the form of God did he make stuff. I mean this is basic biblical shit here

[Anonymous No.6403094]

>>6403087
One of you did this

[Anonymous No.6403096]

im in Australia so how long till torrent

[Anonymous No.6403097]

>>6403087
this is some fom here

[Anonymous No.6403098]

>>6403087
>anime image
It's a troll you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.6403099]

>>6403091
#Beiber

[Anonymous No.6403100]

>>6403083
We can only hope.

[Anonymous No.6403101]

>>6403084
I know man, It's not like religion hasn't existed ever since we started walking upright or has shown over and over again it doesn't destroy societies and only serves to inspire grand works of art and architecture and in some cases scientific progress.

We should all live in atheist societies like the Soviet Union and communist China, those were amazing places, right?

[Anonymous No.6403102]

>>6403093
of course he didn't actually read the goddamn bible

[Anonymous No.6403103]

When am I gonna get my Spirit Science television series?

[Anonymous No.6403106]

> "LOL so inacurate lol were is the maths LOL"

You guys are missing the point. It's to inspire kids and to (kinda) educate the know-nothings.

Tyson is a personality. Don't lose your shit if this wasn't horizon broadening content.

[Anonymous No.6403107]

>>6403093
Former Christian here.
Jesus = God = Holy spirit.
All part of the trinity. All part of God.
Like the shell, white and yolk are all part of the same egg, as you'll hear Christians say.
So "biblically" he's not necessarily wrong, at least from a modern Christian standpoint.

>captcha: foldstte canonical

I am burnin' these tonight.

[Anonymous No.6403108]

>>6403096
>Australia
Aren't you too busy getting eaten by spiders to torrent anything?

[Anonymous No.6403109]

>>6403087
I wonder if she realizes Jesus would have been Arabic looking

>>6403063
>Moses wrote the bible


>>6403083
>I think we are going for another space era.
I'm pumped as all get out

[Anonymous No.6403113]

>>6403087
that's a troll dude

[Anonymous No.6403114]

>>6403103
pls go.

[Anonymous No.6403115]

>>6403083
noticing*

[Anonymous No.6403118]

>>6403101
You are a presumptuous, noncreative idiot.
#adhominem #blowme

[Anonymous No.6403123]

well, i'm done. if you guys want to find more, go ahead

and yes, I knew that last one was a troll. still funny though

[Anonymous No.6403125]

When the cave drawings are first introduced, the top right has the cave drawing shown in the original Cosmos that recorded the supernova.

I don't remember exactly which episode it was originally in, though, but it's the one about supernovas, as you might expect.

[Anonymous No.6403126]

>>6403106
If he were to teach the underlying principles of physics in the space of a hour, he would ether have to skip a lot of essential content or get so bogged down in it that no one would watch.

Going the sensationalist route is okay in this context imo.

[Anonymous No.6403129]

>>6403114
Can you imagine seeing that though? That'd be so fucking nuts

[Anonymous No.6403130]

Phil Lamar was the only redeemable aspect of this debacle. I hope they enlisted his help for the remaining episodes

[Anonymous No.6403131]

>>6403101
Twitter biblethumpers: grand architects and scientific paradigm shifters

[Anonymous No.6403132]

>>6403107
>Jesus = God = Holy spirit.
So by substitution, I can have 3 parts holy spirit in a universe and still get my egg?

[Anonymous No.6403133]

>>6402680
>Y'all niggers gotta understand that this program isn't aimed at science majors. It's aimed at an audience that they KNOW is scientifically illiterate. >That's the point of this show.

This.
Also...
Considering how much of /sci/ knows dick about science in general, stop complaining.
If you get a smidgen of introduction to fields outside your own and can still act like you know it all, be happy, it will help you to not look like an unedumacated dumcof to other scientists.
If you don't need this, just lay back and take it, because you know the others do, just be happy that you aren't one of them.

[Anonymous No.6403134]

>>6403118
>he's presuming that every single atheistic nation so far on earth has been an oppressive, horrific shithole.

lol

[Anonymous No.6403136]

>>6403093
>Did he even read the bible?
I'd say at least 85% of Christians haven't and I'm not even trying to slander Christianity when I say so


>inb4 Religion v. Science flame war

[Anonymous No.6403139]

>>6400471

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQ28aA9gGo

This man should have hosted the show.

[Anonymous No.6403142]

>>6403134
there's atheistic by force and there's secular

[Anonymous No.6403145]

>>6403108
spiders are my best friends have you ever been to aus flies everyware

[Anonymous No.6403148]

>>6403022
all greek to me

[Anonymous No.6403149]

>>6403139
>that moment I became a math major because I could not read shit like that
>4 years later
>Read it with no problem
This makes me feel gud

[Anonymous No.6403151]

>>6402989
Exposure

[Anonymous No.6403153]

>2,000 years later, Christians are still mad.

[Anonymous No.6403159]

>>6403151
true. if they had the choice of just public broadcasting and a ton of channels including Fox Sports, and the idea is "science evangelism" like Bruno, this is why it's like this

[Anonymous No.6403160]

I think people aren't quite getting how important of a series Cosmos is, and how incredibly important this new one could be.
I mean, our current education system is so fucking alienating to most students, that getting them interested in anything academic is a serious feat.

It's also really important to note that they made the right fucking choice by choosing Tyson, because it breaks the illusion that math and science are strictly white fields. Tyson could just maybe be the new Nyota Uhura.

Regardless whether you think it's as good as the original or not, you have to understand the main aim of the show: to educate and inspire

[Anonymous No.6403163]

>>6402775
His PhD thesis was in supernovae research, but I think all he's done since then is popsci shit like writing books, directing planetariums, being on commissions, etc.

[Anonymous No.6403167]

>>6403163
Well, that and the papers on his CV

[Anonymous No.6403169]

>>6403160
>Obama and Tyson put science man stuff on sports channels
>White people reject astrophysics and evolution as Obama's Muslim lies
Soon

>>6403163
his CV's linked earlier in the thread

[Anonymous No.6403170]

>>6403160
Lame, school is hard. I'd rather be an electrician or welder.

[Anonymous No.6403172]

>>6403160
>because it breaks the illusion that math and science are strictly white fields
because fuck women right?

[Anonymous No.6403173]

This entire thread

[Anonymous No.6403177]

>>6403163
He has several scientific publications
http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/curriculum-vitae#research

[Anonymous No.6403184]

>Tomorrow Morning, thousands of students in hundreds of universities will change their major to a science major
>Tuesday morning, most of everyone goes back to their previous major, as science is really really hard. Except for Tim of course. Tim was touched by Neil.... personally

[Nuka-Cola: Gamma Grape No.6403185]

holy shit talk about a sparknotes version of the cosmos, it was like watching a movie with bad pacing
i keep telling myself
>its an astrophysics program with an actual budget, its worth a lot of bullshit

but they made the big bang look puny, so they're 0 for 4
they still need
>proper black hole depiction
>proper neutron star depiction
>proper supernova depiction

[Anonymous No.6403191]

>>6403185
>they made the big bang look puny
they had too, otherwise #jesus

[Anonymous No.6403197]

the sun isn't hot though, but actually a cool place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-D43_mkdSw

[Anonymous No.6403201]

>>6402790
I think you are wasting your time.
The people who are questioning his credentials are just going to giggle that he wrote about Uranus taking a pounding and still not think he is a "real scientist" unless he "invents a device" they can use, "like Bill Gates did."

[Anonymous No.6403207]

>>6403197
Sweet, can't wait for her to guest host with Tyson.

[Anonymous No.6403208]

>>6403177
>LOL, didn't read, but LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LIST!

idiot

[Nuka-Cola: Gamma Grape No.6403210]

>>6403191
i mean jesus christ, just get michael bay as a consultant for the big explosion scenes
>what is this? it looks like a mild puff of gas. MORE BRIGHTNESS, MORE FORCE, MORE HUGE

[Anonymous No.6403213]

>>6403169

Anyone who's dumb enough to deny astrophysics, dumb enough to not wonder about the stars and dumb enough to not understand evolution isn't gonna be a scientist anyways.

[Anonymous No.6403215]

>>6403210
>michael bay
Dude, he only speaks in explosions. Hard to get a translator for that

[Anonymous No.6403219]

>>6403185
but they made the big bang look puny

It WAS puny. It was even punier than you could imagine. There was NOTHING to see for the first 400,000 years until atoms could form.

[Anonymous No.6403222]

>>6403219
but wht bt jesus?

[Anonymous No.6403227]

>>6402815
>>Commercial for Noah, during Cosmos... wrong audience Fox.
No, absolutely the same audience.
Seeing as there are lots of people who have never heard this stuff before.

[Anonymous No.6403229]

>>6403213
Please, tell us more about yourself. Why are you that stupid? Are you Christian?

[Anonymous No.6403234]

The nucleus of an atom doesn't look like a neon blue superball with some wiggly-tailed electrons around it either. The visuals for the big bang are a model, regardless

[Anonymous No.6403235]

I like how she smiles

[Anonymous No.6403236]

This is the most activity i've seen on /sci/ in 9000 years.

[Anonymous No.6403238]

>>6403222
Do you mean real blackman Jesus, or American white super-soldier Jesus?

[Anonymous No.6403240]

>>6403063
maybe they'll stop supporting Fox?

[Anonymous No.6403247]

>>6403236
She didn't even use the word "their" correctly.

[Anonymous No.6403248]

>>6403238
bbe jesus

[Anonymous No.6403251]

>>6402890
8/10 would chuckle

[Anonymous No.6403256]

>>6403160
>It's also really important to note that they made the right fucking choice by choosing Tyson, because it breaks the illusion that math and science are strictly white fields
Kill yourself. They are strictly white fields and putting in a black version of bill nye with even less accomplishments than him will do nothing to change the fact that the IQ curve prohibits most of them from entering either of those fields anyways.

[Anonymous No.6403261]

>>6403256
Enjoy wallowing in your ignorance, and dying unfulfilled.

[Anonymous No.6403263]

>Search Hulu for Sagan's Cosmos
It's gone.

[Anonymous No.6403266]

>>6403263
It's been gone for months and the only torrent on the pirate bay is shitty.

[Anonymous No.6403267]

>>6403160
I agree with you wholeheartedly, anon.
Shows like these are in no way a panacea to the scientific, often willful ignorance that plagues our nations, the US in particular; but they are a boon and a step in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.6403270]

>>6403261
What did I say that was factually wrong? Even Bill Nye has a patent.

[Anonymous No.6403271]

>>6403263
Good thing it's on Netflix

[Anonymous No.6403276]

I just changed the channel, it was boring. Seems like the rating say people did that too.

[Anonymous No.6403295]

>>6403276
Where can you get access to real time ratings data?

[Anonymous No.6403298]

>>6403160
The average math science major's IQ is what, 130? ~0.5% of the population that reaches an IQ above 115 in America is black, while something like 8.9% is ashkenazi jewish, this despite the fact that jews are ~2.2% of the population while blacks are ~14%.

Math doesn't lie. The reason why it's a strictly white and jewish field is because those are the groups with the intelligence to work in them.

[Anonymous No.6403299]

>>6403256
>IQ
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.6403311]

>>6403298
>implying white jews aren't the ones making the biased inteligence tests

[Anonymous No.6403346]

>>6403256
Ok, they are both good educators, but nye is an actor, black science man is an astrophysicist. Appropriate accomplishment should be what counts. Also, if you were bamboozled by "the Bell Curve," or worse, are citing a book you haven't read, you should shut the hell up about science, but hey...

[Anonymous No.6403355]

>>6403247
"is-no-God" is one word, it is the name of the Church of Athesm deity, hence "their."
Are you stupid or a troll, claiming to be a scientist and not knowing about your own religion?

[Anonymous No.6403369]

>>6403197
Are you questioning information from a higher plane?

[Nuka-Cola: Gamma Grape No.6403445]

>>6403219
you're thinking of the optical horizon, before light could escape from the matter molasses

[Nuka-Cola: Gamma Grape No.6403448]

also
>all dis straight up dumbass racism
never change /sci/

[Anonymous No.6403454]

>>6403448
"Math (applied to cherry picked pseudostatistical data) doesn't lie. Go back to /x/.

[Anonymous No.6403858]

Where can I watch Obongo's preface speech?

[Anonymous No.6403955]

>>6403346
Engineer. Nye is an engineer. Yes, engineering is a part of science.

[Nuka-Cola: Gamma Grape No.6404313]

>>6403858
i get this feeling obama was basically trying to indirectly claim credit for cosmos happening
i really, really hate that guy

[Anonymous No.6404830]

>>6403858
Youtube.

[Anonymous No.6405617]

Okay so I'm watching it. This is pure bullshit. I can't take it. There's so much wrong starting with this retarded looking space ship.

>many of us believe in the multiverse as bubbles!
>you can see infrared!
>there was only one man on earth that thought the earth wasn't the center
>no freedom of thought in italy
>holy shit this analogy with a boundary is so fucking wrong, nice fallacy with there has to be a wall or not a wall

I'm only 18 minutes in, I can't take much more.