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6316045 No.6316045 [Reply] [Original]

You are the first person to walk on the surface of Mars.

What are your first words?

>> No.6316053

FINDERS KEEPERS!

>> No.6316059

Nothing new or significant here.

>> No.6316057

"Prepare Uranus"

>> No.6316060

>Bazinga!

>> No.6316070

they don't think mars be like it is, but it do

>> No.6316075

"In this moment I am euphoric"

>> No.6316088

> I'd like to thank God for making this all possible.

Or, if I feel like something really old-school:

> This is a one small step for a man, and a one giant loss of the game

>> No.6316097

ALLAH AKBAR!

>> No.6316099
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6316099

>7 billion humans listening in
>I pop open an expandable chair
>kick back
>put the microphone to my lips
>"YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
everyones face when

>> No.6316101

>>6316057
loooooool

>> No.6316105

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

>> No.6316107

"We now know, without any doubt, that this is indeed red dirt."

>> No.6316106

houston we have a landing

>> No.6316112

muh dick

>> No.6316114

I want to make it absolutely clear to mankind right that this looks like a horrible place to live. Bye bye *takes off helmet*

>> No.6316117

Well, here we are.

>> No.6316119

>>6316099
YEAAAAAH

>> No.6316118

Alright boys, lets set up the film equipment so we can shoot another moon landing.

>> No.6316129

FIRST

>> No.6316138

i would try to jack off in my suit to claim to be the first person to jack off on mars, or claim Mars in the name of Gensokyo

>> No.6316144

Awww damn it i just lost the game

>> No.6316241

Fuck.

>> No.6316252
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6316252

pretty much this but with mars instead of moon

>> No.6316696

"Humankind finally... wh... oh fuck, what is that thing? Holy shit, it's moving this way!"

Then scream and cut the transmission.

>> No.6316698

>>6316129
and then a guy behind you says "no cares you fucking faggot"

>> No.6316700

>>6316698
*no one

>> No.6316704
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6316704

> Walkin onto Mars like "What up, I gotta big cock."
> Nah, I'm just pumped, I'll bring y'all some Mars rocks
> Everything's red
> It's so damn dusty
> An astronaut so all the girls get lusty
> Lowerin' altitude, "Eagle landed" mission dudes
> Wear a spacesuit, if I don't the pressure's got me screwed
> Scraped up some sample earth, doc's will test this shit for me
> Couldn't tell the difference, it's all red shit to me
> Russsssssssssst But shit, it's been oxidized since!

>> No.6316706 [DELETED] 

Finally. A place without niggers

>> No.6316708 [DELETED] 
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6316708

hi where are the water :DD:--DDD

>> No.6316728

"My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck"

>> No.6316763

At last, land free of niggers

>> No.6316762

"Looked better in the movies"

>> No.6316766

>Eat that subhumans, a white man is the first person on the fucking moon.
>U jelly, fagots?

Racewar erupts on earth and I can happily die on Mars :D

>> No.6316765

The Mars landing was brought to you by McDonald's.

> para-pa-pa-paaaa, I'm lovin' it!

>> No.6316768

>>6316766
>moon
*and mars

>> No.6316769

"Child support won't find me here"

>> No.6316770

Wow it feels so dumb wearing my space suit in front of a green screen. Anyway I'm ready when you are guys, are we live soon?

>> No.6316774

Whatever the new "Snape kills Dumbledore" spoiler is then.

>> No.6316775
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6316775

>>6316045

"T-THEY ARE HERE..@#!@*(#&(!@&*(# - END OF TRANSMISSION -"

>> No.6316777

>At last, humanity has taken a new step towards a time of intergalactig space travelling. Since Amstrongs famous words and Apollo progman ended humanity has looked somewhere way further, deeper, and ambtious, and now we are one step closer to it.

>> No.6316782

>>6316045
Good Luck, Mr Grosky.

>> No.6316785

>>6316777
Trips for one serious answer, noice.

I suppose something like "the god of war has finally been conquered".

>> No.6316786

>>6316782
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blgorsky.htm

>> No.6316788

>>6316786
I know it's an urban legend. But I am the first man on Mars. who will stop me from making it reality?

>> No.6316791
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6316791

>hi where are the burger

>> No.6316848

"Can I come back now?"

>> No.6316853

>I think I left the oven on

>> No.6316881

>>6316057
correct answer: Niggers tongue Uranus

>> No.6316887

>>6316045
oh god its another shoah

>> No.6316889

I can see my house from here.

>> No.6316901

>Thank God for Global Cooling and this pleasant chilling afternoon in the Arizona desert. It's a wrap.

>> No.6316909

>>6316887
omg my sides

>> No.6316917

We totally should call this place Tattooine.

>> No.6316923

>>6316917
Too red, more like Geonosis.

>> No.6316924

It is big, red, dirty, old and stinks bad as hell just like my grandpa's balls

>> No.6316926

"I'm just going outside... It may be some time"

>> No.6316932

"We are not alone"
the last words i say on my deathbed

>> No.6317267

>agitate, blood pumping, adrenaline rushing step on the surface
>take few steps
>look around
>venture few meters in a certain direction
>mumbling something like "one step at a time" and giggle like a little girl
>realize that his was a monumental moment
>your words went out in the history
""One step at a time''

>> No.6317272

"Hey, paps, im on the moon!'

>> No.6317296

>>6316045
There's no god down here.

>> No.6317298

mummy! mummy! please wipe my pooey pooey bum bum

>> No.6317315

"Where da white wimmin at?"

>> No.6317673

>>6316045
"Fuck, did I leave my headlights on when I left?"

>> No.6317684

raf simons rick owens, usually what I'm dressed in.

>> No.6317689

>>6316117
Nice reference, I like you.

>> No.6317721

>>6317298

somehow i doubt tom green will be the first man on mars

>> No.6317770

"What happens on Mars, stays on Mars."

And then proceed to make love to my fellow astronauts.

No homo, obviously.

>> No.6317774

That's one small step for a man, one giant pile of cash down the drain.

>> No.6317787

Whites first here too bitches

>> No.6317799

>>6317774
Yeah, we should have given the money to you.

>> No.6317802
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6317802

"Oh ... hi"

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>>6317689
Us Bogdanovists have to stick together.

>> No.6317840

Wheeeeen I first stepped on the scene, niggas was petrified.

>> No.6317858

"Hitler was right."

>> No.6317861

"Balls Tits Fuck Shit"

>> No.6317989

>>6316045
Fuck you armstrong im cooler

>> No.6318003

Wait, why the fuck did we come to this desert planet.

>or

Hey bob could you swing the cam- what do you mean we're live now?

>> No.6318005
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>>6316785
>the god of war has finally been conquered

>I wish I thought of that

>> No.6318016

this is one small step for man, one fucking massive payraise for the technicians

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6318040

> this entire thread

>> No.6318046

>>6316045
一夜乡心五处同

>> No.6318055

>>6318046
> implying the Chinese will be there first

>> No.6318066

USA USA USA

>> No.6318073

Here we go.

>> No.6318076

Are we there yet?!

>> No.6318080

Serious answer "that one day this achievment is made look like children walking on grass by our descendants, might their works and light eclipse ours, but let them remember today as the cornerstone of what's to come".

But I'd seriously be tempted to say something stupid just for the hell of it like "Mein Führer your dream at last comes true, SIEG HEIL".

>> No.6318135

This place is a hole.

>> No.6318141

I've found a 4th hole. But you have to really want it to be there.

>> No.6318144

Where's the fucking bathroom?

>> No.6318149

>>6316045
*chhh* this voyage to Mars *chhh* was sponsored by Mountain Dew© *chhh* Do The Dew™

>> No.6318164
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6318164

"Where's the dick? I thought we drew a dick."

>> No.6318174

poehali!

>> No.6318177

In a million years, let there be no world in this galaxy that has not felt human feet.

>> No.6318185

I sing "one tin soldier" and then remove my helmet

>> No.6318307
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6318307

Mars -- I sure hope the jews and the niggers don't ruin this planet like they wrecked last one; Silverstein, Washington: begin looking for gold and planting cotton.

>> No.6318494

"Now we just have to hope that we don't end up in a science fiction scenario."

>> No.6318496

>>6316105
what if they choose a girl to be politically correct?

>> No.6318499

OOGA BOOGA! WHERE ALL THE MARS WOMEN AT??

>> No.6318501

Holy shit!

>> No.6318504

I'd pull off my helmet and suffocate while billions of horrified Earthlings watch

>> No.6318511

>>6318504
I'd pull off my helmet, take on my true form, and signal the overlords

>> No.6318520

"now this... is pod racing"

>> No.6318537

We Naboo now

>> No.6318617

"For the swarm"

>> No.6318628

SIEG HEIL

>> No.6318651

I want to go home.

>> No.6318684

So this is Russia huh?

>> No.6318734

I was molested as a child.

>> No.6318740

Haven't seen god just yet, maybe if we check over that hill.

>> No.6318801

I am getting so much pussy forever

>> No.6319519

"Per aspera ad astra"

>> No.6319524

> Houston, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Or simply:
> knock, knock

>> No.6319534

>>6319524
> knock, knock
I was really hoping that was a Doctor Who reference, but it's just a knock knock joke isn't it?

maybe "There's something in the water" for me?

>> No.6319536

>>6316045
if I have seen farther, its because the atmosphere is so thin.

>> No.6319541 [DELETED] 

Gas the kikes, race war now

>> No.6319552
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6319552

>your first words?

"Fucking Atlanteans..."

>> No.6319578

I'm a thug

>> No.6319592

"Because it's cool."

>> No.6319789

I am the poo poo king

>> No.6319792
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>>6319541
<<<

>> No.6319800

its also not about first man on mars its the first man to come home from mars safely

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>>6319800
...which will be the first man on mars
what? did you seriously think that in this era or >'hurr! muh helf un safteh!'
that they'd even let the possibility of a one way trip go down??
course not

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>>6319800
...which will be the first man on mars
what? did you seriously think that in this era of
>'hurr! muh helf un safteh!'
that they'd even let the possibility of a one way trip go down??
course not

>> No.6319830

>>6319807

have you been under a rock for the past few years?

http://www.mars-one.com/mission

people are competing to go on a one way trip

>> No.6319837

"uhhhh ummmmmm uhhhhh....."

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>>6319830
wow.
then they're suicidal fucktards
fame aint worth death

>> No.6319857

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ciS3fDqT1Vw#t=163

>> No.6319861

>>6319851
>Death
We all gotta go sometime.

>> No.6319867

I just climb up on top of the lander and start yodeling.

>> No.6319868

>>6319861
not me, im working on immortality.
if you're lucky, i might even share the secret with you pricks
im so fucking close!

>> No.6319870

>>6319868
If you're gonna truly be immortal, then you're gonna have to leave Earth sometime anyways, for good.

So why not now?

>> No.6319876
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6319876

Well, here we are again.

>> No.6319908

we can do better

>> No.6319941

Are we there yet?

>> No.6320002

>>6319868
> immortality

Brah, not gonna happen. Even if you live billions of years, there will come an end to the stellar era and all the particles will basically annihilate, leaving nothing but black holes and subatomic particles, until those too evaporate.

The Universe is expanding and will be expanding forever, but at one point it will essentially be dead - with only a bunch of neutrinos, positrons and electrons unable to interact with each other.

There goes your immortality.

But I do get what you're saying - my biggest dream is to see our sun die. So if you come up with something that will make me live long enough to see it, give me a call.

>> No.6320006

The Earth is blue. I see no God here.


Also, I have a fedora and I tip it.

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>>6317817
>>6317689
>you will never have sex with your childhood friend on the edge of an artificial volcano
>you will never study at the University of Sabishii
>you will never chase antelope through the Aureum Chaos with your fellow ferals

>> No.6320275

I am the Lizard Queen!

>> No.6320288

"I wonder what it this place looks like from space?"

>> No.6320289

"I smell niggers."

>> No.6320290

I thought you fuckers said this was the red planet. Not the shit colored planet.

>> No.6320367

>>6317770
>no homo
>not creating a roman-esque Martian Orgy Empire

>> No.6320427

"holy fucking shit!"

or

"NASA i see something moving behind some rocks near the lander. Nasa I think I see little green men. Nasa we have little green men on Mars. Nasa... THEY HAVE WEAPONS AND ARE POINTING THEM AT ME! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I'VE BEEN SHOT............ Just kidding."

>> No.6320435

>>6316704
>>6318164
>>6319536
good

>> No.6320476

we inter planetary now

>> No.6320478

>>6316045
"I thought I was going to Mars, not Utah."

>> No.6320490
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6320490

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER

>> No.6321616

"Beijing, the Panda has landed."

>> No.6321636

"dickballs"

>> No.6321650

"tfw no gf"

>> No.6321669

Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.6321682

Ken sent me

>> No.6321692

BAZINGA

>> No.6321703

>>6316045

smokem if you gottem.

>> No.6321706

>>6318307
>first man murdered on mars

>> No.6321715

/pol/ was right

>> No.6321726

"bringing me here cost just as much as solving world hunger. AMERICA FUCK YEAH"

>> No.6321739

>>6321726
"Sending me to Mars cost just as much as making a movie in which Bruce Willis goes to Mars"

True story.

>> No.6321748

>>6321650
I am amazed it took /sci/ over 150 posts to get to that one.

>> No.6321760
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>> No.6321764
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6321764

but why is the flag purple?

>> No.6321768
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6321768

>>6321764
wrong image nvm

>> No.6321774
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6321774

>>6321768
but why is the flag purple?

>> No.6321777
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6321777

>>6321774
u tell me

>> No.6321787

Friendship is magic

>throw figurine on the ground before any human step on
>fall off the ladder
>there is a spaghetti volcano
>there is 8 billion humans watching

>> No.6321797
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6321797

"Thanks for the ride, Elon!"

>> No.6321798

"Hmm...you know it's funny, but this place looks exactly like that one quarry in Wales."

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>>6319830
>people competing for one-way trip to mars
>mfw one of the contestants is secretly a serial killer who murders the rest of the crew one-at-a-time with no clear way to tell which one's the murderer; the suspense gets super-tense on mars & earth; ratings soar; eventually crew is whittled down to just two, either of whom could be the killer (and they're both acting really freaked out): the best looking man & woman on the mission; shit gets super intense, and then they fuck, right there on television, and make the first marsbaby, and then more, and their children inbreed and adapt to mars, so that eventually mars is practically teaming with murderous inbred mutants.

>> No.6322014

>>6316241
this

>> No.6322025

>>6321985
Why boner

>> No.6322026
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6322026

>tfw you will never explore the universe on an ouster colony ship

>> No.6322032

"This place has shit internet reception, doesn't it?"

>> No.6322033

>>6322026
> tfw my life sucks so bad that I'm SURE I'll end it in the next couple of months and never even get to see any space exploration

It hurts. It really does.

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>>6316045
New law, age of consent is now -9 months.

>> No.6322160

>>6320094
what's that from?

looks like some good /sci/fi

>> No.6322167

>>6316045
I am Ozymandias, king of kings.
Look upon me, ye mighty, and despair.

>> No.6322173
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>>6321797

>> No.6322186

"What can be imagined, can be achieved.
You must dare to dream, but it is no substitute for
perseverance and hard work. And teamwork, because no
one gets there alone. And while we commemorate the
greatness of these events and the individuals who
achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifices of those
who make these achievements and dreams possible."

-The X-Files

>> No.6322187

>>6322186
actually I take it back. This is more suited at the end of a nobel prize speech or a talk or something.

>> No.6322255

>>6322187

It's fit right in at a homeopathy conference or UFO talk as well.

Because it's complete nonsense. It's insisting that humans are the center of the universe.

>> No.6322285

It might be a familiar progression, transpiring on many worlds: a planet, newly formed, placidly revolves around its star. Life slowly forms; a kaleidoscopic procession of creatures evolves; intelligence emerges which, at least up to a point, confers enormous survival value; and then, technology is invented. In a flash, they create world altering contrivances. Some planetary civilizations see their way through, place limits on what may and must not be done, and safely pass through the time of perils. Others, not so lucky or so prudent, perish. This is one reason that in the long astronomical perspective there is something truly epochal about now. This is the first moment in the history of our planet when any species, by its own voluntary actions, has become a danger to itself, as well as to vast numbers of others. We humans have already precipitated extinctions of species on a scale unprecedented since the end of the Cretaceous period. But only in the last few decades has the magnitude of these extinctions become clear, and the possibility raised that in our ignorance of the interrelations of life on Earth we may be endangering our own future. Of course we must keep our planet habitable - not on a leisurely timescale of centuries or millennia, but urgently, on a timescale of decades or even years. We humans have a history of making long lasting social change that really everyone thought was impossible. We have often despite our diversity, despite endemic hatreds, pulled together to face a common foe. Our leverage on the future is high, just now. We seem these days much more willing to recognize the perils before us than we were even a decade ago, and newly recognized dangers threaten all of us, equally. No one can say how it will turn out down there. But this is also, we may note, the first time a species has been able to journey to the planets, and the stars. Sailors on a becalmed sea, we sense the stirring of a breeze.

>> No.6322312

>>6322255
In your meaningless interpretation I'm sure it does.

>> No.6322318

>>6316045
::crack open a beer::
::burp::

>> No.6322332

>>6320002
That hurt, dude.

>> No.6322415

>>6322285
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2JhiPPdK4

>> No.6322423

>>6320002
>implying you can't transfer your consciousness to another state of existence

>> No.6322426

>>6320094
>you will never have sex with your childhood friend
im not gay jevontai, get over it

>> No.6322430

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

>> No.6322431

>>6316045
[some /b///s4s/esque remark]

>> No.6322439

>>6322430
>Snake?
>Snaake!?
>SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>> No.6322460

>>6316045
IT WASN'T ME!

>> No.6322464

>>6322460
"It's time to spin 360* and get the hell outta here!"

>> No.6322562

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2014 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

>> No.6322679

>>6321777
>>6321774
>>6321768
>>6321764
is this supposed to be a samefag?

>> No.6322753

>>6322160
Kim S. Robinson's "Mars Trilogy".

Go read it, it's a sci-fi (with a lot of actual science) about Mars colonization.

>> No.6322794

"My dick is itchy."
Alternately "Truly men are superior to women." or "Lucky we got here before the chinks/niggers huh?".

>> No.6322806

>>6322026
that looks nothing like that i imagined the shrike looking like

>> No.6322815

>>6316045
>What are your first words?
"Well this sucks."

The I would kill everyone else and claim the rock as my own and terraform a quarter acre and build a basic upper middleclass home with green grass and a white picket fence and shoot at any pesky astronauts that fly by,

>> No.6322820

On this day, Mother Earth suffers, for her children have finally escaped her grasp.

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>>6322026

The universe is boring. You haven't even explored one tenth of one percent of all the wonders on this Earth.

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"Hey, all you Marsfags back on Earth: I'm on your planet and you're not and will never be. Now watch me shit and piss all over it and go home, and to never have another human being return because this place sucks and you're not smart enough to actually get here."

>> No.6322831

I claim this world in the name of Lord Cthulhu!

>> No.6322833

tfw no gf

>> No.6323736

Seriously, it's going to be something like this:
>>6316765

In this day and age it's gonna be a private funded (at least in part) mission - and if that's true, then the whole trip will boil down to marketing and PR.

>> No.6323742

"This is but another chapter in our continuing quest. To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new mysteries, and new answers. To boldly go where no one has gone before."

Pls god make that happen.

>> No.6323739

>>6322821
> hurrr fish is interesting
You are so lame

>> No.6323747

>>6323736
no clear thinking marketer would ever let a slogan be the first words on mars. Logos all over the ship? Check. Plenty of ads during the live stream of the event? You bet. Exclusive merchandising rights? Of course!
But the first words would be carefully calculated to be something important and meaningful, not a slogan.
>source: I'm a scientist turned marketing director

>> No.6323749
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"We've come to pick you up, Curiosity"

>> No.6323753

>>6323749
That comic is showing either the Spirit or Opportunity rover, not Curiosity.

>> No.6323761

>>6323749
whats the point of this cartoon ?

>> No.6323764
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"you're planet a shit"

>> No.6323768

>>6323761
anthropomorphic ennui?

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>>6323768
u w0t m5+3 ?

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>>6323773
Look it up

>> No.6323780

Praise Jesus

>> No.6323789
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6323789

"Two weeks"

>> No.6324379

>>6316765
paa-pa-pa-paaaa? It's Buh-duh-dum-duh-duuum, you faggot.

>> No.6324498

>>6322285
everyone on earth
>get a load of this pretentious fucker
>armstrong says one ten word phrase, this guy reads off a whole fucking novel

>> No.6324524

>>6324379

It's actually Bah-dah buh buh buh

>> No.6324560

>>6322820
oh shit i like that

>> No.6324590

bithc im back out my weed coma

>> No.6324591

wow....this place sure is cold and barren

>> No.6324614

Are you sphongled?

>> No.6324618

I CLAIM THIS WORLD IN THE NAME OF HOLY TERRA

>> No.6324624

Have you heard of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

>> No.6324626

So when do we start colonizing everybody

>> No.6324652

>>6316045
As soon as that hab block is up, we can crack the champaigne, Lt.

>> No.6324892

>>6316045
"We better be able to terraform this bullshit."

>> No.6324967

"Sax Russell was right"

>> No.6324986

I never asked for this

>> No.6324998

>>6316785
they better use this one

>> No.6324999

I bet the jews did this

>> No.6325000

OP is a faggot

>> No.6325003

This is another small step for a man but another giant leap to mankind

>> No.6325082

>>6316045
There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger. Mars is now 100% Muslim.

>> No.6325090

aeiou

>> No.6325108

>>6325000
O wow, na /sci/ udziela się ktoś z Polski. Jestem w szoku.

Z jakiej uczelni?

>> No.6325109

>>6325090
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

>> No.6325180

>>6325082
top lel

>> No.6325191

Look Ma, no hands!

>> No.6325275

I wouldn't say shit
I would trip and fall on my face on purpose
I would be eternalized as a dunce
For the sake of human humility, one of our greatest achievements should be met with utter humiliation
My first word would most likely be 'oops'

>> No.6325290

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST...in spaaaaaccceeeeeee

>> No.6325293

>>6322285
'Gentle stirring breeze

Ain't letn' no gays touch mars first

>> No.6325414

"One down, a galaxy left to go."

"May this be the first of many."

"Welcome to Earth 2. Hopefully it was worth the weight."

"I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

"We should have gone to Venus instead."

>> No.6325536

>>6316704
This is glorious.

>> No.6325869

>>6325108
No wez spierdalaj kutasiarzu studenciku pirdolony.

>> No.6325943

>>6325869
A więc gimnazjum?

>> No.6326144

disclaimer: from this moment on the NSA will monitor every bit of data on this planet

>> No.6327516

More lels, please.

>> No.6327543

Kebab Removed

>> No.6327613

Don't mess with Texas!

>> No.6327655

>>6316045
In Paladia we trust.

>> No.6327667

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

>> No.6327678

>>6316099
XD

>> No.6327703

Lets keep it white.

>> No.6327715

15 MINUTES CAN SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE

>> No.6327767

poopbutt

>> No.6327776

>>6327767
buttpoop

>> No.6327785

>>6316045
HALP! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

>> No.6327802

Shit looks like Arizona yo.

>> No.6327808

Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.6327821

>>6320002

I'd like to point out that this is not per se the only ending possible to this universe. It's the most plausible ending considering what we know, but may very well come to change completely once we get a better grip on "dark matter" and "dark energy".

Aside from that, even if that were to happen and one was truly immortal therefore continuing to exist even through this era of nothingness, eventually, given enough time, the universe would tunnel out of its state into a new one. Though one can only wonder about the state of mind of someone left alone with no way to interact with anything, even itself, for a graham's number of years.

>> No.6327859

>>6316045
"Awwww shit, nigga! I'm on Mars!"

>> No.6327868

There was a question like that on Reddit once. The top comment was something like "And so, without a single hit, humanity conquers the god of war". Pretty euphoric but pretty cool too.

>> No.6327906

>>6316045
>What are your first words?

Fuck you Earthlings. Mars rules! We will pick our own cotton.

>> No.6328207

Hello, where are the martians

>> No.6328216

>>6316045
Niggers who don't deliver

>> No.6328224

>>6316045
Where all the white women at

>> No.6328235

There is indeed life on Mars.

>> No.6328259

>>6316045
aliens r gay

>> No.6328262

As we found resources and fucked the earth, we will find it on Mars, and we will fuck it!

>> No.6328706

>>6316045
"Today, we left our pale blue dot, and entered the realm of myth and legend."

>> No.6328709

>>6328706
Alternately
"Think domino's delivers to Mars? I'd really like a free pizza."

>> No.6328732

"Soon, we will create our own canals"