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Hey /sci/, why are old women so tiny?

>> No.6297231

>>6297229
because they're made of wood

>> No.6297246

>>6297231
Nah, i tried building a bridge out of my grandmother, that didn't work.

>> No.6297253

Bones, women decalisfy easier then men leading to more boneless as they age.
Also as you age your spine compresses making you smaller, if they have a hunch to them it likely means their lumbar collapsed.
Thats what I remember, I haven't been in a bone lab in years.

>> No.6297258

Several things:

calcium scavenging from bones
dehydration
muscle atrophy (if any muscle)

>> No.6297260

>>6297246
I burnt mine and that worked pretty well.

Ergo, wood.

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>>6297231
>because they're made of wood

yep, it's wood.

>> No.6297273

>>6297253
>tfw already have collapsed lumbar at age 21

>> No.6297320

they had less to eat and therefore are smaller than the modern american pig woman

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6297905

>>6297229
because Satan is slowly dragging them towards hell since he knows the're going to die soon. But the earth is in the way so they just get compressed.

Silly Satan!

>> No.6297951

>>6297229
Bodies moving through the ether for a long time get contracted.