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fake science quotes Thu Nov 28 18:10:14 2013 No.6189726 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:16:15 2013 No.6189746 Algebra is now obsolete. Why still teach it? All we need really is basic arithmetic, geometry, and calculus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:20:14 2013 No.6189757 >>6189746 >Algebra is now obsolete What?

Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:42:15 2013 No.6189822

>>6189757
Technically, with computers all forms of hand written equations are obsolete (for most fields). All it takes is a general understanding of how they work. Forcing people to pass classes based on if they can solve equations in long hand with a pencil and paper is essentially like making people flit knap and carve a long bow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:46:44 2013 No.6189843 >>6189822 yeah and who builds those computers ? fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:50:44 2013 No.6189856 >>6189822 >HURR

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:51:15 2013 No.6189859 Honestly, calculus can be grasped with minimum algebraic knowledge. I think schools force too much time on algebra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 18:55:44 2013 No.6189868 >>6189746 You're studying Algebra in college? Lol they taught us that in High School!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:01:44 2013 No.6189879 File: 167 KB, 800x451, dawkins genotype.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:04:45 2013 No.6189883 >>6189879 please more i love this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:05:44 2013 No.6189885 File: 104 KB, 520x448, There-are-more-stars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:06:45 2013 No.6189892 >>6189746 >>6189822 >>6189859 Look at this guy right here that is very self conscious about his poor algebra. Algebra is really fucking important, stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:09:15 2013 No.6189899 File: 82 KB, 478x358, 1382760457000.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:10:44 2013 No.6189902 >>6189885 >>6189899 Make some original ones instead, we've seen these before

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:12:14 2013 No.6189907 >>6189822 Algebra is not just about picking up a pencil and a paper and solving equations. Well, unless you're still in high school that is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:16:44 2013 No.6189923 File: 105 KB, 530x394, smith selection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:21:14 2013 No.6189931 File: 73 KB, 718x317, oppenheimer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:21:44 2013 No.6189933 >>6189899 >>6189899 >6189899 this might be true

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:23:45 2013 No.6189938 >>6189726 this shit belongs on /b/ you faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:32:15 2013 No.6189952 >>6189938 nofunallowed.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:33:44 2013 No.6189955 >>6189726 >fake science >the exact opposite of real science Take your shitposting elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:34:44 2013 No.6189959 >>6189952 there are board rules for a fucking reason, plenty of fun to be had on /b/ with all the other children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:37:44 2013 No.6189969 File: 73 KB, 1011x305, j.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:38:14 2013 No.6189973 File: 29 KB, 460x276, RD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6189726

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:41:14 2013 No.6189985 >>6189973 Apocrypha RD's quotes always crack me up

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:43:14 2013 No.6189990 >>6189959 oh you are so mature anon kun

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:44:14 2013 No.6189993 Can I have citations on these quotes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 19:50:14 2013 No.6190008 >>6189993 >>6189726

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:20:14 2013 No.6190044 File: 157 KB, 800x451, richard_dawkins_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6189993 The citation is my anus

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 28 20:51:14 2013 No.6190091 >>6189902 How about you make them yourself you lazy piece of shit. "Bring me another cream tea, slave!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 08:28:34 2013 No.6190784 File: 106 KB, 800x450, 1383420887869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just realized I forgot to save the satanic Tyson one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 08:30:34 2013 No.6190785 File: 515 KB, 2209x1457, 1357951232860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 08:34:34 2013 No.6190788 >>6189885 Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 08:53:04 2013 No.6190805 >>6190784 this thread is for fake quotes only, this is your first and only warning

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 09:00:04 2013 No.6190812 File: 35 KB, 600x389, 1383984775255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6190805 I don't get what are you trying to mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:05:04 2013 No.6190859 File: 5 KB, 200x246, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You have a better chance of proving the continuum hypothesis, than of finding a straight engineer" - E. Noether

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:06:04 2013 No.6190861 File: 2 KB, 96x125, Albert Einstein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Engineers are kind of funny little guys. You know, faggots" - A. Einstien

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:07:04 2013 No.6190864 File: 6 KB, 185x273, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "While the universe appears to be based of uncertainities, the one thing I remain certain of is the faggotry of the engineer" - W. Heisenberg (Uncertainity principle)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:08:04 2013 No.6190866 File: 6 KB, 188x268, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Engineers? Fuck-em" - W. Pauli

Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:09:04 2013 No.6190867
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"There is in my opinion a great similarity between the problems provided by the mysterious behavior of the atom and those provided by the homosexual tendencies of the engineer." - P. Dirac

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:10:04 2013 No.6190868 File: 30 KB, 355x444, Alan_Turing_photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Way ahead of you - A. Turing

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:11:04 2013 No.6190870 File: 14 KB, 220x282, 220px-Thomas_Edison2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Why does Tesla always want to know if I am free in the evening?" - T. Edison

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:12:05 2013 No.6190871 File: 22 KB, 357x480, curie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Why can't I find a straight engineer?" - Marie Curie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:13:04 2013 No.6190872 File: 25 KB, 401x450, Louis-de-Broglie-5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I do not have a problem with the engineer, as long as he doesn't talk about gay sex in my lab." - L. De Broglie

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:14:05 2013 No.6190874 File: 13 KB, 162x227, schrodinger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "If you see a group of engineers going into the gym shower together, RUN." - E. Schrödinger

Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:15:34 2013 No.6190876
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"Law I: Every Engineer persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight to faggotry, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by becoming scientists."

Lex I: Corpus omne enginerium perseverare in statu suo quiescendi fagotto vel movendi uniformiter in directum, nisi quatenus a viribus impressis cogitur statum illum mutare siendo scientista."

I. Newton

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:16:35 2013 No.6190878 File: 35 KB, 178x240, E_Rutherford27.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I am so bloody tired of having to dumb shit down for these faggots (engineers)" - E. Rutherford

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:17:34 2013 No.6190880 File: 52 KB, 490x600, boltzmann2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Elegance should be left to shoemakers and tailors, faggotry should be left to engineers" - L. Boltzmann

Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:18:35 2013 No.6190883
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"Law III: Every male engineer attracts every single other male engineer by a force pointing along the line intersecting both points. The force is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them."

I. Newton

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:19:34 2013 No.6190884 File: 14 KB, 395x398, 14brunel1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "The engineer does not study engineering because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in men, and he delights in them because they are beautiful." - I. Brunel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:20:34 2013 No.6190886 File: 47 KB, 1000x1404, max-planck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "A conversation with a janitor would be far more intellectually, albeit less anally stimulating then one with an engineer" - M. Plank

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:21:34 2013 No.6190887 File: 27 KB, 360x410, B35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Why hire an engineer? Did we run out of illegal immigrants?" - Richard Feynman

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:22:34 2013 No.6190888 File: 16 KB, 225x286, pic-nikola-tesla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I perfer sex with men." - N. Tesla

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:23:35 2013 No.6190891 File: 86 KB, 625x626, 1385255142640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6190859 >>6190861 >>6190864 >>6190866 >>6190867 >>6190868 >>6190870 >>6190871 >>6190872 >>6190874 >>6190876 >>6190878 >>6190880 >>6190883 >>6190884 >>6190886

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:24:34 2013 No.6190893 File: 89 KB, 481x600, perfectmaxwell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "It is better to have one scientist by your side, then a whole army of engineers." - J. Maxwell

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:25:35 2013 No.6190895 File: 399 KB, 2324x2839, Johnwayne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You can lead an engineer to pussy, but he won't fuck." - J. Wayne

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:26:34 2013 No.6190897 File: 7 KB, 197x256, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "There are only two things that are infinite: The universe and the homosexuality of engineers. And I'm not so sure about the former." - A. Einstein

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 10:58:27 2013 No.6190932 File: 123 KB, 557x480, 1383039695631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 11:25:58 2013 No.6190965 File: 299 KB, 479x359, Hawking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 11:31:57 2013 No.6190976 i cant stop laughing at these dumbass engineer comments

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 11:56:28 2013 No.6191013 File: 32 KB, 460x276, pythagoras.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "a2 + b2 = c2 Give it a couple thousand years and I those engineers will turn it into something gay." - Pythagoras

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 12:39:57 2013 No.6191098 >>6190895 ok this one was good, hehe electrical engineer here

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 15:49:55 2013 No.6191460 >>6189746 >Calculus without algebra >uwotm8.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 29 16:06:55 2013 No.6191513 File: 119 KB, 407x559, newton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made this one a long time ago, it's not very good. Sorry.

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