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6173397 No.6173397[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Be in the pool of my yatch smoking a $1000 cigar
>One of my several teenage brazilian girlfriends gets in the pool
>"You have money, you have sexual attraction, you have charisma, what is your secret anon?"
>"that's easy to explain, you see, I have a PhD in pure mathematics"
>Her bikini drops
>She instantly docks to my penis
>Every vagina in a radius of 10 km feels a non-negligible pull towards my penis
>Dollars start falling from the sky along with solutions to Hilbert's problems
>The spirit of Paul Erdös itself appears and publishes several collaboration papers around the globe

This is not the first time this happens

>> No.6173399

I approve.

>> No.6173400

That's pretty cool, OP.

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6173406

>>6173397
… and in reality, OP can't buy a pack of smokes because his Subway check hasn’t arrived yet.

>> No.6173414

Fuck I love math.

>> No.6173417
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6173417

>not being an engineer and fucking your prof's wrinkly ass

Filthy casual.

>> No.6173436

>>6173397
did hitler really play a xbox 360