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Just got accepted into Grad school for Mathematics.

How do you dress like a mathematician?

>> No.6168316
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>>6168313
well, you could always wear your uniform.

>> No.6168339

>>6168316
[ ]Not told
[ ]Almost told
[X]Told
[X]Fucking told
[X]#REKTold

>> No.6168342

>>6168316
Concentrating in Financial Math and have a B.S in Comp Sci.

I'll be working on Wall Street and ordering McNuggets from you.

>> No.6168343

starbucks uniform

>> No.6168345
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>>6168316

>> No.6168347
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>>6168313

Like this mother fucker

>> No.6168350

>mathematics

>financial math
>comp sci

all my wat

>> No.6168353

>>6168342
>I'll be working on Wall Street and ordering McNuggets from you.

I love that even in your delusional revenge fantasy, you still have to eat at mcdonalds.

>> No.6168365

>>6168316
>>6168343

Seriously though, working at Starbucks is a much better job than working at McDonalds, and with a graduate degree you should be able to get a job there. Better pay, better tips, more attractive and more civil customers, and you smell coffee all day instead of constantly being spattered with grease.

>> No.6168387

>>6168365
Sounds nice. I'll send an application after I'm done with my own phd.

>> No.6168409

T Shirt. Beige cargo shorts. I study math at a state school. Every math professor, every math student here wears this. I didn't realize this until I looked through my drawer and found 4 pair.

>> No.6168412

>>6168313
dont dress like a faggot. Im in an MS program for pure math. Just be yourself. I wear sandals, gym shorts, and a hoodie to most of my classes, even ones that I TA for. Only women and closet gay men care what people they dont even know think about them. So what if people see you and think you should be playing pickup basketball, you can show them that appearances can be deceiving by owning their asshole in math.

>> No.6168424

>>6168412
This. Only dress formal when you go to a meeting or need to make an important presentation.

>> No.6168422

Get naked.

>> No.6168469

>>6168342
>this guy thinks hes going to work on wall street without any economics degrees

>> No.6168478

>>6168342
>Financial math
>Posts Hilbert
>Shiggy diggy

>> No.6168514

>>6168478
Are you implying that Hilbert was not the driving force behind the applied mathematics movement of the 20th century? He only pretended to be pure in the daytime to fit in, open your eyes sheeple.

>> No.6168523

>>6168514
I'm not slagging off applied mathematics, just... he did a spot of work in QM and relativity and the like... not so much, er, financial maths, though inevitably he'll've been of benefit to banksters; and so on.

>> No.6168524

Feynman is gorgeous in this photograph.

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>>6168524

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>>6168313

>> No.6168842

>>6168353
Dat marvelous double damage!

>> No.6168858
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6168858

You could go for the low quality colored polo look

>> No.6168972

>>6168528
10/10 would fuck

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this had to be capped.

>> No.6169046

Plain T-shirt
Cargo shorts
Sandals
Socks

>> No.6169968

>>6168528
how do I look this good?

>> No.6169979

Wear clothes that are comfortable, well-fit, and plain/non-distracting (no messages, no logos, no fancy suits). do not wear a hat. for shoes, choose black and polishable but not expensive; and keep them polished now and then. for pants, a single pair of jeans will work, they can be worn indefinitely without washing

>> No.6169981

>>6169968
lose 100lbs, fatass.

>> No.6169993

>>6169981
im trying to gain weight, thanks

>> No.6170009

>>6168469

>who is jim simmons?

>> No.6170014

>>6168972

easily a 10

>> No.6170017

>>6169993
why? are you entering the most obese creature alive contest or something?

>> No.6170020

>>6169037

go get ur karma on r/4chan faggot

>> No.6170024

Dress like someone living on a 20k per year salary and you'll fit right in.

>> No.6170029

>>6170020
fuck rebbit. they're the cancer. hate that shithole.

4chan 4 ever for me.

>> No.6170032

>>6168313
Pijamas

>> No.6170038

>>6168339
what is REKT?

>> No.6170046
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>>6170024

>> No.6170083

>>6170038
say it out loud

>> No.6170118
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should I go for bow tie?

>> No.6170125

>>6168353
not even kidding, that was an amazing comeback

>> No.6170144

>>6168347
what about non integers?

>> No.6170154

>>6168353
Damnnn son.

>> No.6170164

>>6170144
There are infinitely many solutions for all n if a, b and c aren't restricted to being integers.

>> No.6170168

>>6170164
you're right, i mean noninteger n

>> No.6170200

Wear a plaid shirt and old jeans. Grow your hair and tie it into a ponytail.

>> No.6170205

>>6170200
Don't listen to this asshole, he's trying to make you look dumb.

You should go for a laid back, yet efficient look; I'd say to pick up a pair of Marc Ecko jean shorts and compliment it with a nice bright green button down with a graphic tee underneath. Keep the button down open, get some socks and sandals on to keep your feet warm while staying stylish and knock em dead!

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>>6170200
beard optional

>> No.6170228

buy the stupidest shit from jcpenny and then don't ever iron or wash it

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>

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>>6168313
>How do you dress like a mathematician?

<--- go to your nearest one & pick something for $5 max. or just wear your Mickey D's uniform.

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6170267

high fashion is the way of the mathematician

>> No.6170272

>>6170205
>>6170267
>>>/fa/
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/ck/

>> No.6170284

>>6170267

Oh wow haha no way thats real

No way

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>> No.6171674

>>6170029
underage pls go.

Good cap though.

>> No.6171688

brooks brothers, jpress, ralph lauren etc

>> No.6171692

random pants with a tweed blazer and a beard.

>> No.6171704
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6171704

footie pajamas with butt flaps are the way to go

pic related

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There is but one answer...

>> No.6171737
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6171737

A well fitting jumper, not too tight around the neck, is always safe.
Took it into your trousers if you need a boost.

>> No.6171751

>>6171727
this

>> No.6171952

>>6168316

top lel

best post this month

>> No.6171970

>>6171737

thank you based Grothendieck

thanks doge

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>> No.6172919
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>you will never be young Banach

>> No.6172920

>>6172913
start with a basic wardrobe that includes at least a few basic t shirts

>> No.6172921
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>>6172920

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>> No.6172961

>>6171727
Met him recently, he was very nice/his spider was very big.

>> No.6172963

>>6172924
>>6172921
>>6172913

I'm a maths postgrad and if someone wore a shirt like this we'd think you're awful.

You should wear: whatever you want. As long as you aren't disgusting/dress "wacky" nobody will care. If you want to make shitty friends wear shitty shirts with shitty references and have a shitty life.

>> No.6172983

>>6170682
fuckin lold, this is perfect

>> No.6173049

option 1: fedora fag
option 2: nerd
option 3: excentric

>> No.6173052

>>6172963
>tfw alpha-nerds in my university wear Sheldon cooper tier tshirts and I cant tell them they are faggots