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I need to pretend i'm an alcoholic that's let his life get out of control for atleast 6 months or so. I don't drink so is there any way to "remove" or "burn" away the alcohol without leaving a trace? I can't pour it down the drain or flush it cause it will be detected. I'll be doing this from an apartment.

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6146605

>>6146593
>I can't pour it down the drain or flush it cause it will be detected
You are fucking deluded.

>> No.6146752

What the fuck are you trying to say? You're going to buy a bunch of alcohol and then dispose of it to fool someone into thinking you're an alcoholic? And then if that wasn't stupid enough you don't even know how to dispose of a fucking liquid?

>> No.6146801

>>6146593
>I can't pour it down the drain or flush it cause it will be detected
>it will be detected
You think whoever it is you're trying to convince you're an alcoholic is going to get into your sewage and test it for the presence of alcohol.

Are you fucking insane?

>> No.6146833

This is quite possibly the dumbest fucking thread I've seen today.

>> No.6146842

>>6146593
>Go to an university
>collect empty bottles from their parties/alcoholic students.
>be busted in less than a week because you don't know anything about alcohol at all.

>> No.6146896

>>6146593
start drinking

>> No.6146954

>>6146593

kill yourself

>> No.6147000

Wow, this has to be the most retarded thread I've ever seen.

Well done OP.