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ITT: We make chemistry jokes

Make me laugh, /sci/.

>> No.6144706

ITT: We pretend that jokes are more than a social construct that only serves a person when talking directly to people in real life.

>> No.6144761

>>6144706
>not having a sense of humor
Jokes are rarely created on the fly, you find something funny then you see if peers feel the same, and so a joke is born. But creator is alone with the joke at first so its self-serving.

>> No.6144763

>>6144761
>self-serving jokes
Is there anything more depressing than watching someone laughing to themself at the joke they just made up in their brain?

>> No.6144775

>>6144763
yes

>> No.6144777

>>6144775
Then I'm glad you have such a well-developed sense of humor.

>> No.6144779
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6144779

Oh-Sodium-Sodium, What's my name

>> No.6144784

A man walks to a bar and asks for H2O. The man next to him says, "Can I have an H2O too?" The second man dies.

>> No.6144787

>>6144763
>Seeing others having fun is depressing

Do i really have to say it?

>> No.6144789

My last chem joke didn't get a good...REACTION

>> No.6144793

>>6144784
H is a consonant, that should be "a H2O", or "a H2O2".

>> No.6144795

Yo momma's such a ho, she got 67 protons

>> No.6144791

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

>> No.6144796

>>6144787
Say whatever you feel is worth the effort of saying.

>> No.6144799

>>6144793
post a joke or gtfo

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6144800

>>6144796
>>6144787
>>6144763
you guys... can't we just have fun?

>> No.6144801

>>6144796
then here it goes

CHILL BRUH

>> No.6144804

Ok this isn't exactly a "joke", but my friends and I were doing a problem set on coordination chemistry, and the question asked "why are these compounds octahedral while these compounds are tetrahedral?"

My friend wrote: "These ones are tetrahedral because they have 4 ligands".


I laughed.

>> No.6144811

>>6144695

i enjoy these threads, but only periodically

>> No.6144818

My friend asked me if I would like some sodium, I told him yes please.

>> No.6144824

>>6144706
>I'm a nihilist and a wannabe Nieztsche.
Nobody is thinking "He's so humorless and so fucking focused on reality; look how smart he is!" No. Instead we're thinking "Loosen your fedora, jackass."

>> No.6146641

>>6144793
Are you daft? If you are saying the letter 'h' than you would say an.

>> No.6146644

>>6146641
>My way of saying things is the only viable one