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Why didn't set of rational numbers understand the joke?

Because it was dense.

>> No.6132158

10/10

>> No.6133788

The Dean of a university sent a letter to the physics department, asking them why they required so much money for equipment and materials for experiments, and if there was anything they could do to cut the costs. He asked them, "Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

>> No.6134206

>>6133788
> all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets
don't forget amphetamines

>> No.6134244

A visiting mathematician scheduled to give a lecture at a university was given a parking pass and told that he could put his car in any open space. He objected, "I drive a compact."

>> No.6134298

>>6134244

Great.

>> No.6135219

What does the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

>> No.6135256

>>6135219
nice

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

>Nothing...
>can't cross a vector and a scalar...

>> No.6135341

What is complete, normed, yellow and curved?
A Bananach space

>> No.6135381

>>6135341
Wouldn't Bananach manifold be more appropriate?

>> No.6135461

>>6135219
Whoa this is awesome

>> No.6135502

So Heisenberg is driving and gets pulled over by a cop. At the window, cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg sez, "No, but I know exactly where I am."

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>>6135502
Good one.

>> No.6135564

>>6135256
I chuckled.
Nice cross-disciplinary touch.

>> No.6135580

>>6135381
Shut up, nerd.

>> No.6135610

>>6135580
What the fuck did you just fucking....etc etc...

>> No.6135609

>>6135341
What's an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski

>> No.6135652

>>6135219
I'm going to tell this joke to my tutor to get in her good books hehehe.

>> No.6135658

2 Cauchy sequences are going out tonight, they find a "no-limit" party in town and try to enter the nightclub, but the bouncer says "sorry, we're complete".


"sorry we're closed" the barman says.
a tachyon walks into a bar.


Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog “Cauchy”?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole.

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>>6135502
I first heard that joke in the Decorum webcomic, which I found because of wetriffs.com, the xkcd related page of people in the shower with guitars, which sadly seems now to be down. Very sadly indeed.

>> No.6135700

>>6135681
left is electricity something?

>> No.6135721

Sorry, we don’t allow faster than light particles in here, said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar

To prove particles can travel faster than light Why did the neutrino cross the road?

>> No.6135728

>>6135700
It's particle physics

It's showing some shit going on and causing an electron to form from some other stuff

>> No.6135854

>>6133788
kek

>> No.6135863

>>6135721
>this is bait

>> No.6135872

>>6135681
Attention: popsci has arrived.
Everyone remain calm and abort thread. Emergency vomitbags can be found under your seats.

>> No.6135877

why did the engineer suck a cock cause hes gay lmao

>> No.6135878

>>6135877
10/10

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>>6135877
top kek