Engineer Joke Thread >Why did the Engineer cross the street? To suck some cocks

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Anonymous Thu Oct 17 22:29:54 2013 No.6097235 [DELETED]

Engineer Joke Thread

>Why did the Engineer cross the street?
To suck some cocks

>>	medfag !BqcQeeA4HA Thu Oct 17 22:31:25 2013 No.6097240 I have some doctor jokes if anyone's interested. What's the difference between an anesthesiologist and a urologist? The urologist plays with the patient's dick What do you call two orthopedic surgeons reading an EKG? A double blind study

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 10:58:50 2013 No.6098115 >>6097235 10/10 >>6097240 boring

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 13:46:49 2013 No.6098406 >>6097235 Nigger we don't have to cross the street, we work in offices

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 13:58:49 2013 No.6098431 >>6098406 Hell, we can even work at home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 14:09:50 2013 No.6098451 File: 271 KB, 821x825, 1370585122338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6098406 >>6098431

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 14:10:50 2013 No.6098453 >>6098451 That doesn't make sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 14:12:19 2013 No.6098458 >>6098451 Where are all of the cubicles with computer workstations in them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 14:21:50 2013 No.6098478 >>6098451 I think that's fair if you include Indian "engineers".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 19:24:52 2013 No.6099039 We used to have a huge copypasta collection of engineer jokes. Where are they?

Anonymous Fri Oct 18 21:27:52 2013 No.6099247

>We used to have a huge copypasta collection of engineer jokes. Where are they?

I sold them so I could hire cheap male prostitutes to blow me.

ENGINEER 4 LYFE

(The first thread I ever saw on /sci/ was a couple of years ago, some guy posting gay porn of people in hard hats and calling it engineers. I thought it was hilarious but honest to God, I have not blown a single man in the time that has passed since then. Not that I wouldn't - I've just been too busy)

Anonymous Sat Oct 19 12:57:34 2013 No.6100462

Mathematical proof for why scientists and engineers cannot be richer than business executives:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,

Work
---- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

Work
--------- = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Work
------------------ = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge tends towards zero, Money approaches infinity
regardless of the Work done.

Anonymous Sat Oct 19 13:00:06 2013 No.6100467

An engineer is working at his desk in his office. His cigarette falls off the desk into the wastebasket, causing the papers within to burst into flames. The engineer looks around, sees a fire extinguisher, grabs it, puts out the flames, and goes back to work.

A physicist is working at his desk in another office and the same thing happens. He looks at the fire, looks at the fire extinguisher, and thinks "Fire requires fuel plus oxygen plus heat. The fire extinguisher will remove both the oxygen and the heat in the wastebasket. Ergo, no fire." He grabs the extinguisher, puts out the flames, and goes back to work.

A mathematician is working at his desk in another office and the same thing happens. He looks at the fire, looks at the fire extinguisher, and thinks for a minute, says "Ah! A solution exists!" and goes back to work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 13:02:05 2013 No.6100471 >>6098451 >chemistry lab >relevant to science ISHYGDDIstanza2013.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 13:02:35 2013 No.6100472 >>6099247 I made it last time but lost the link. http://pastebin.com/cw1e1XQS >>6100462 love it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 19 13:05:05 2013 No.6100477

An engineer and a mathematician were shown into a kitchen, given an empty pan, and told to boil a pint of water. They both filled the pan with water, put it on the stove, and boiled it.

The next day they were shown into the kitchen again, given a pan full of water, and told to boil a pint of water.

The engineer took the pan, put it on the stove, and boiled it.
The mathematician took the pan and emptied it, thereby reducing it to a previously solved problem.

Anonymous Sat Oct 19 13:08:35 2013 No.6100481

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar.

The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."

The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes."

Anonymous Sat Oct 19 13:13:04 2013 No.6100492

>>6100467
>putting out fire in the basket with fire extinguisher
>engineer, not throwing (now defective) basket with some burning parpers in it through window
>physicist, not putting out fire by covering basket's top with his fat ass
>mathematician, in the office...

Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:20:11 2013 No.6102224

Two engineers are talking.
engi_1: Hey, did I tell you about my new gf?
engi_2: No.
>engi_1 proceeds to describe her for 5 minutes, waving his hands around, using analogies etc.
>engi_2 interrupts him and hands engi_1 a piece of paper
engi_2: Just draw her on this sheet, so I can understand what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:24:40 2013 No.6102228 Q: What's yellow, normed and complete? A: a Bananach space.

Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:26:10 2013 No.6102231

> I fucking love engineering, I jerk off to it every day.

A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.

Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.

Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:33:10 2013 No.6102235

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go and suck some cocks."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:39:09 2013 No.6102236 File: 1.47 MB, 300x225, clapping Billy Dee Williams.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6102231 More like a smut story than a joke, but 10/10 nonetheless.

Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:39:10 2013 No.6102237

A mathematician, a physicist, a chemist, a biologist, a computer scientist, a philosopher and an engineer have been asked the following question: "Are all odd numbers prime?"

The mathematician says: "9 isn't."
The physicist says: "Well 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, let's disregard 9 as an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, well yes, they're all prime."
The chemist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... yes, they're all prime."
The biologist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime so yes, they're all prime."
The computer scientist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime..."
The philosopher says: "No because 2 is even and prime."
The engineer says: "I love cocks."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:44:39 2013 No.6102244 >>6102235 magnificent bait and switch

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 06:45:40 2013 No.6102245 >>6102237 > 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 07:50:16 2013 No.6102312 File: 291 KB, 1100x777, 1360560643215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 16:11:14 2013 No.6103160 File: 877 KB, 1280x1024, engie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm moovin nis

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 16:14:44 2013 No.6103173 >>6100471 wow rude

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 16:23:43 2013 No.6103191 >>6103173 You must be new. Stick around, you ain't seen shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 19:05:30 2013 No.6103546 >>6103191 >2013 Oct >not getting irony

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 03:45:26 2013 No.6104264 >>6103546 Is that comment supposed to be ironic in itself?

Anonymous Mon Oct 21 04:19:26 2013 No.6104284

A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer and a biologist walk into a bar. They all order a beer, then the engineer starts drinking. His mates look at his glass:

The biologist says: "Your glass is half empty."

The physicist replies: "It's rather 60% empty..."

The mathematician says: "Well all we can say is that it's not completely empty and not completely full."

The engineer says: "I love cocks" then proceeds to pull out his dick and stick it up the biologist's ass. The biologist, startled, unzips his pants and punches the mathematician in the face. The mathematician falls over and the physicist profits from it, unzipping his pants too and sucking the mathematician's cock. The bartender's like: "What the fuck" but then the engineer grabs his pants too and puts his left hand on the bartender's crotch while his right hand fondles the biologist's balls. The biologist starts moaning while being fucked in the ass. Meanwhile, the mathematician regains consciousness and looks at the physicist busy sucking his rock hard dick. Since it feels good, he shouts "EJACULATIONS!" in a very high pitched voice. Meanwhile, the bartender is being aroused by the engineer's hand and pulls out his massive cock. The engineer then gives him a glorious handjob. Then everybody comes at the same time, the biologist cries: "I'm your bitch, fuck me, fuck me!" The physicist is being annoyed by all this noise and starts biting the mathematician dick and shaking his mouth. Eventually the severed part sails off in an arc. The engineering promptly cums, then looks at the mathematician and says: "What a shame. You'll never be an engineer".

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 04:22:25 2013 No.6104286 >>6104284 0/10 i didn't even cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 04:24:56 2013 No.6104289 >>6100462 the wording on that last line is perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 04:30:25 2013 No.6104293 >>6102231 boner achieved

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 04:50:26 2013 No.6104307 >>6100462 yes but then there is inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 04:54:25 2013 No.6104310 >>6104284 >the severed part sails off in an arc

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 08:14:43 2013 No.6104459 >>6102224 Hahahaha, best one so far

Anonymous Mon Oct 21 11:10:16 2013 No.6104719

>>6100481
I heard a different version of this joke.
A mathematician and an engineer are seated at one side of a room and on the other side are some ice cream cones. The mathematician sighs and said "Man I love ice cream but in order to reach it I'd have to cover half the distance from here to there, then half the remaining distance and so on and I won't ever reach it." The engineer just laughs and says "who cares about ice cream, let me suck your cock."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 11:12:47 2013 No.6104730 >>6097235 >to suck some cocks Why would we do this? I can't have any protein. i might put on muscle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 11:27:47 2013 No.6104768 >>6097235 Remind me again why /sci/ has a /b/-level meme against engineers. If anything it depends on the type of engineer and the type of scientist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 11:59:33 2013 No.6104868 >>6104768 Because 90% of /sci/ attends community college, or some shitty state university.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:02:03 2013 No.6104874 >>6104868 Not me m8, I'm Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:03:03 2013 No.6104879 >>6104868 >high school fixed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:13:02 2013 No.6104903 File: 108 KB, 640x480, panda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104768 The only other /sci/ meme is this fucking picture. At least "engineers are gay" is actually trying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:14:03 2013 No.6104908 File: 81 KB, 607x835, 1372097928739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104768 The banter: [ ] Handled [x] Not handled

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:17:03 2013 No.6104915 >>6104903 >implying you need to try when stating a fact

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:19:33 2013 No.6104925 >>6097240 >The urologist plays with the patient's dick I don't get it. What does it have to do with the anesthesiologist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:20:33 2013 No.6104927 >>6098451 >no gay SM club 0/10 missed oppotunity

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:22:32 2013 No.6104933 >>6098451 >Become an engineer >go work in The Zone Are you trying to tell me that Engineers get the best job in existence?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:23:32 2013 No.6104938 >>6104925 its a failed attempt at implying that anesthesiologist molest their patients...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:24:02 2013 No.6104944 >>6104938 wow that's 5edgy11me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:25:02 2013 No.6104949 How do you know if someone studies engineering? Don't worry, they'll tell you while simultaneously trashing liberal arts degrees to make them feel better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:27:02 2013 No.6104953 >>6104903 You forgetting 300k starting already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:28:03 2013 No.6104956 How do you know if someone studies engineering? He'll be sucking cocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:33:32 2013 No.6104971 File: 344 KB, 821x825, ur so hard right now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104927 Au, contraire.

Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:39:33 2013 No.6104988

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I suck cocks"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:42:02 2013 No.6104996 >>6104988 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 12:46:03 2013 No.6105005 File: 2.28 MB, 187x155, 1372179405788.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104988

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 13:04:05 2013 No.6105039 File: 62 KB, 401x404, 1347357508419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104988

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 13:11:05 2013 No.6105057 File: 2 KB, 173x171, 09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the /sci/ I remember! I haven't seen a gay engineering joke on here in a long time, I was beginning to think you guys had changed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 13:16:34 2013 No.6105070 >>6097235 Laughed out loud and I'm studying to be an engineer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 13:50:21 2013 No.6105140 File: 147 KB, 500x336, 1381598317881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104988

Anonymous Mon Oct 21 13:52:21 2013 No.6105144

>>6105070
To me, the funniest part is that this sort of humor is fairly common among my engi colleagues at uni. Last week two guys got really into it. Implying who sucks dick, where said sucking occurs, does anal come into play, shaven or unshaven, the works.

Being surrounded by dick for extended periods of time does something to you man, just look at these two:
>>6102231 (erotic story featuring electronic components)
>>6104284 (I don't even know what to call this)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 13:56:51 2013 No.6105155 >>6105070 you can practice engineering on me if you want :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:57:41 2013 No.6105821 >>6104768 I _am_ an engineer and I post to these threads. I think they're hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:24:47 2013 No.6105888 Honestly when I read "I suck cock" at the end of every long paragraph I just disregard the whole text. I mean it's not funny, why bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:29:48 2013 No.6105913 File: 120 KB, 650x560, Niel DeGrasse stars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6104903 What about this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 02:08:33 2013 No.6106630 >>6105070 the fact that I'm studying to be an engineer is what makes these so funny to me also the fact that 4chan made me like cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 02:47:36 2013 No.6106683 I'm pretry sure that's from /b/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 03:04:05 2013 No.6106698 >>6100477 I liked the one where he jumps out of the window better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 09:57:31 2013 No.6107068 >>6105144 reporting in >be in the engi dorms >enter my room and close the door >start taking shoes off >someone in the hallway yells: "Homosexuals! Your daddy's home!" You can't make this shit up.

Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:18:33 2013 No.6107089

>>6105144
forgive my ignorance, but aren't all physics and mathematics degrees sausage fests?

or is it that engineering undergrads posses some sort of normal social skills, and are therefore likely to score a wife some day so are happy to self deprecate, while their socially retarded math and physics friends are destined to be foreveralone.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:24:03 2013 No.6107095 >>6097235 OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT ITS /b/ RAID TIME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!! MODS111 MODS1111MODS1111 MODS"!!!! MODS!!!! MODS1111 MODS

Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:52:04 2013 No.6107139

>>6107089
>engineering undergrads posses some sort of normal social skills
I would call them nominal. There's a fair bit of social retards as well, though, make no mistake.
>t-t-tfw I almost definitely qualify
>t-tfw I know the ability to work in a team is vital to engineers, who actually do it for a living
>tfw I can manage at least that much
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:00:35 2013 No.6107154 >>6107089 Hahaha, fuck no. Natural science and mathematics at least has females. Engineering is a complete sausage fest, at least at universities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:02:34 2013 No.6107160 >>6107089 In terms of sausage-festness: Physics > Engineering > Maths

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:11:03 2013 No.6107192 >>6102228 >>6102228 lawl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:24:03 2013 No.6107213 File: 39 KB, 600x424, Look closer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6107160 So what you're saying is that engineers are in the middle and getting fucked by dicks from two ends? Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:31:56 2013 No.6109169 How your mother reacts when she finds out you're going to be an engineer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYDgncMhXw

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 06:58:23 2013 No.6109337 File: 1.15 MB, 984x916, 5454684848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6098451 ftfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 07:11:53 2013 No.6109346 >>6109337 truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 07:29:24 2013 No.6109362 >study physics >get free national ir. title feels good man

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 09:00:06 2013 No.6109458 Is this a little-known meme for /sci/? Engineers and cocks? I don't get it. Seems like the cock sucking should get done by biochemists or zoologists

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 09:04:37 2013 No.6109463 >>6104903 Is who wants to be a millionaire a game of luck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 09:13:07 2013 No.6109472 File: 71 KB, 560x251, 80996.strip.print.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6109458 >Seems like the cock sucking should get done by biochemists or zoologists Nah, that's bestiality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 09:40:37 2013 No.6109504 >>6109458 Dgeon't know about little-known. It's old, that I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 09:43:36 2013 No.6109508 >>6109504 >Dgeon't The fuck was I smoking

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:23:37 2013 No.6109556 File: 219 KB, 337x500, get ready.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:52:58 2013 No.6109577 File: 11 KB, 251x242, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is bullshit, its not even funny. I'm an engineer and I've only sucked 2 or 3 cocks and one of them was my own. Not nearly as many as you assholes claim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:58:58 2013 No.6109588 >>6109577 >implying you don't do loads of anal instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:00:27 2013 No.6109589 >>6109577 Yeah, what the fuck is this even about engineers being addicted to cocksucking? I can stop anytime I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:12:58 2013 No.6109609 File: 8 KB, 225x225, yes boss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6109589 mfw I have to keep sucking dick for another 3 years before I can get my PE

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:14:28 2013 No.6109614

>>6097235

A scientist, mathematician, and philosopher were walking along a beach when they came across a treasure chest the waves had washed ashore. The philosopher said, if we take half a step and then half of that again all the way we will never reach the treasure chest. The scientist immediately began setting up experimental apparatus to determine if he was correct or not while the mathematician began furiously attempting to find a self-consistent nontrivial refutation to disprove the idea. The philosopher, of course, meanwhile walked over and looked inside the chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:18:58 2013 No.6109616 is that tinfoil

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:19:27 2013 No.6109619 >>6109614 >The philosopher, of course, meanwhile sat down and mumbled "You can't know nuthin'" over and over. FTFY

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:19:27 2013 No.6109620

>>6109614

I just love how all of these jokes dehumanize the professionals they describe within them, making it seem as though a scientist or a mathematician's life solely consists of their work - aside, of course, from the philosopher. Like, "oh hey, we're just casually strolling on the beach, and now we're doing math and physics - because that's what we are, haha!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:20:27 2013 No.6109621 What's so great about being an engineer? You don't have to kiss ass like you do in business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:22:27 2013 No.6109623 >>6109621 >go into finance >500k starting right out of undergrad Why are yall not in finance? What was that? Oh right, 'cause it's too hard for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:23:57 2013 No.6109624 >>6109621 But even better, as an engineer you get to suck cock.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:25:57 2013 No.6109629

>>6109623

in my school, a finance major learns what a math major learns, half of what a physicist learns, all of what an economist learns, and finance. Top that shit. I just took topology and complex variables last semester before I could take risk management - shit was tough, but oh well, need that 500 k

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:28:48 2013 No.6109630 >>6109623 >>Why are yall not in finance? Oh right, because it's boring as fuck and doing so would make me feel like I'm wasting my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:43:16 2013 No.6109645 What's best is that the guy I'm dating is getting his PhD in engineering and is probably the best cocksucker I've ever met.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 12:44:42 2013 No.6109775 File: 53 KB, 800x245, Dilbert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dat exotic foreign engineer ass...

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 17:27:15 2013 No.6110384
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>>6109619
>MUH / FEAN
Two engineering students walk across campus when one says, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replies, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

>of course, if it's a guy riding the bike, both students choose the cock

>>	zimmerman Wed Oct 23 18:51:44 2013 No.6110567 >>6098478 what's wrong with being indian ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 19:25:28 2013 No.6110630 >>6109629 >>6109623 Econometry is pretty much the hardest thing to study, at least in civilized europe. So yeah i guess that's what you're talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 02:52:47 2013 No.6111411 >>6110567 everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 02:54:16 2013 No.6111412 >>6110567 if you have to ask you'll never know

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 10:45:47 2013 No.6111707 File: 22 KB, 600x202, anyone you know.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6110384 In the spirit of this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 10:51:47 2013 No.6111718 >>6098451 Sweet god it's true

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:03:46 2013 No.6111735 Did you just make an LC circuit joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:04:18 2013 No.6111738 >>6111707 >TFW meet qt3.14159265389 who you not only don't have to talk down to, but who outpaces you in some fields and enjoys talking about intellectual things >TFW she mentions her boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:18:17 2013 No.6111755 >>6104284 FUCK YOU I am in my university library and I laughed out loud. fuck you again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:35:36 2013 No.6111784 File: 60 KB, 645x450, this is now a Dilbert thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6111738 Can't feel with you bro, sorry. Pic related is basically what my interactions with women are like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:59:07 2013 No.6111817 >>6098451 Some of these places have windows, certainly this image cannot be true.

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